* Posts by Steve I

365 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2012

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Meet قلب, the programming language that uses Arabic script

Steve I

Re: Terrorists?

".......Arabic has given more to computing than most cultures." Like what?

Those funny squiggles we use to count things? you know, numbers?

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WTF?

Terrorists...

...ship their source code?

Star Trek saviour JJ Abrams joins the dark side: Star Wars VII

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Go

Real scirnece:

When asked the question "How do the Heisenburg compensators work?" on a program about the science in Star Trek, a representative of the show replied "Very nicely, thank you".

RoboVM stirs up another helping of Java for iPhone

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Re: Why would you ever want to do this?

Got to agree - Objective-C syntax isn't *that* different from Java and the hard bit is learning all the API's and what they can do, which you're going to have to do to take full advantage of the platform, not matter what language you code it in.

Could be usefull though if you've 1,000s of line of core application Java code (the 'model' of your MVC) which would just be a pain to recode in Obj-C.

Review: Infiniti M35h hybrid sports saloon

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Is one Japanese 'We-changed-our-name-so-you-don't-realise-we're-Datsuns-in-disguise' car company more classy than another Japanese 'We-changed-our-name...etc, etc" car company?

This week's BBC MELTDOWN: Savile puppet haunts kids' TV

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I once wwnt into WHSmiths...

...and bought a copy of the Daily Mail and a copy of Viz.

I was a bit embarrassed to be seen with such a childish rag, so I hid it inside the copy of Viz.

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Go

Until I read the Daily Mail...

...I thought that the 'Saville Row' was where clothes were made.

NRA: Video games kill people, not guns. And here's our video game

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WTF?

Scary news story..

...about some guy who apprehended a burglar with a shotgun he kept at home: he said that it was "the moment he had been waiting for", which speaks volumes for the attitudes of some of the gun fans - I bet he was overjoyed at the oportunity to use it!

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Even the old 'Constitution' argument sounds weak...

...I mean - "I need my gun - I might need to overthrow the government`? (or 'guvmint', 'gunnerment' etc)

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Go

Anyone rememebr the TV show 'Benson'..?

Cast Member: "Remember Benson, guns don't kill, people kill."

Benson: "Yeah - people with guns."

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Go

For that authentic NRA experience...

...are there sections in the game where you can kiss and caress your gun, and make sweet, sweet love to it...?

White House rejects Death Star petition: '$850qn too pricey'

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I find their lack of faith...

...disturbing.

Apple to upgrade to '5G WiFi' this year?

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They should call it...

WiFi Carlos Fandango.

What's THAT, you say? Apple MIGHT be making a NEW iPHONE, iOS?

Steve I

Re: Really?

"Disney is making another movie".

Really! Wow! When's it out?

Apple supremo Tim Cook's pay packet slashed 99% in 2012

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Go

Re: Shark. Jumped.

Agreed. You read the articles/comments and suddenly think - "Hang on a moment - adults don't talk like that. Schoolkids in a playground, yes; but adults, no".

It's official: Mac users are morally superior to Windows users

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Re: Just goes to show...

Wow - I was expecting such ridiculous, anti-Mac bollox to attract far more up-votes.

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Facepalm

Just goes to show...

...That Apple users are stupid, giving their own money away to losers.

Falling slinky displays slow-motion causality

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Go

Re: derogatory terms explained

I guess a 'slinky' can now also refer to people who whould be used for gravity experiments...

Steve I

Re: Seems overcomplicated

"getting close to missing the ground?"

yes, but only if distracted at the right moment.

Steve I

Re: Is this 'signal propoagation' stuff...

Yes - it is...

Steve I
Happy

Re: derogatory terms explained

I thought that describing someone as a 'slinky' meant that they served no useful purpose other than to make people smile when you push them downstairs?

Steve I
Boffin

Is this 'signal propoagation' stuff...

...connected to the fact that nothing can travel faster then light - not even information. So if you had a metal rod between the Earth and Alpha Centuri and there was a person on each end and you tried to comminucate by pulling or twisting the rod (thinking the other end would move in the same way at the same time )and you could use this to communicate instantly over 4 light years, the movement wouldn't arrive at the other end until over 4 years later?

Again, icon, apologies etc. The question may not warrent it, but I think the answer may well do.

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Linux

Re: Is he running Unix?

No - just got a Terminal session behind the main window with the video.

Sorry about the icon - I couldn't find an 'OS to the minor-deities' one...

Google maps app is BACK on iPhones, fanbois spared death

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Go

Re: Works fine on my ipad

"Only one way to find out ... FIGHT!"

Excellent idea - where's the fight?

Review: Apple iMac 21.5in late 2012

Steve I
Go

Re: USB Eject

"the word 'eject' is an anachronism on an computer which has no means of reading removable media."

100% correct except for the bit about USB sticks not being removable media.

Valve chief confirms Steam-centric console-killing PC

Steve I

Re: Console name

"surely it should be the Companion Cube."

How about "The Game Cube"? Oh, hang on...

Apple's iOS 6 maps STILL muddle Mildura

Steve I

Re: It shouldn't be too hard

"to write software that methodically compares each map to a known authoritative source "

Perhaps they could have referred to some sort of officail Australian reference source?

Children increasingly named after Apple products

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Go

Re: Prior feline usage of the name

Cats and owners...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whwiMrBNWCA

Steve I

Re: "And us Australians know of the honorable Richard Face"

I once worked with a Richard Ayres, who actually preferred to be called 'Dick'.

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Go

Re: An indirect

"Yeah why not call them Droid or Sam Sung ..."

I think there is actually a Sam Sung working in an Apple store somewhere.

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Go

I changed my name to 'Max Power' and my wife's to Hooty McBoob. Now, life is one long party....

Littlest pirate’s Winnie-the-Pooh laptop on the way home

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Re: Disgusting that....

It's ok - it was a joke: Sideshow Bob (in "The Simpsons") "I'm being incarcerated for a crime I didn't commit - I mean, attempted murder..." etc etc.

It would appear that "Attempted piracy" isn't currently a crime...

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WTF?

Disgusting that....

...she's been penalised for something she didn't actually do.

The same happened to me once - I mean 'attempted' murder - pah! They don't give out Nobel prizes for 'attempted' chemistry, do they?

Ready for ANOTHER patent war? Apple 'invents' wireless charging

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Re: Did anyone look at the patent before commenting?

"Re: Did anyone look at the patent before commenting?" - if you mean the downvoters then bear in mind that that is The Register i.e. of course not. All those pages of technical information and all the mouth-breathers think that it simply say says:

<adopt caveman voice> "We Apple. We charge no wire. hur hur hur. We first."

Steve I
Paris Hilton

Re: Total bollocks from el Reg

There is certainly a hard core of commentators who are genuinely incapable of understandting technical articles, guilty of just scanning headlines for keywords (and as the headline is wrong too, this is not a good strategy) and commenting on what they think it said, or just troll.

I actually hope it's the 3rd option, as surely there aren't enough stupid people around for either of the first 2 to be correct, are there?

Steve I
Coat

Re: Total bollocks from el Reg

Attempting to reason with a group of illogical people is like trying to teach a cat to scuba-dive by providing written instructions.

Steve I
Joke

Re: @Tony Rogerson

Wize - then your a poo-poo head and you smell.

And get out of the playground....

Intel insists Mac Mini HDMI fix inbound

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Go

Re: I just wish ....

what's the difference?

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WTF?

Re: I just wish ....

"...stop referring to the Intel HD series as graphics chips, they aren't, they are simply display processors."

Is that like " Stop calling the shop down the road a timber merchant - it's just a place that sells wood."

TomTom for Android with hands-free kit review

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Go

Re: Question

The TomTom app for iOS now supports the iPhone 5 fully.

Six of the best Nintendo Wii U games

Steve I

" i didnt want it to use my £2000 B&W speakers or anything. 7.1? nah, can i just use some tinny little speaker on the pad...."

You won't need your 80" 4K TV either - just use the low-res screen on the Gamepad.

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Facepalm

Damm

"If these are the best games on the Wii U right now I'm glad I haven't bought one. Mario Bros and ZombiU I'd be interested in. But the rest either don't interest me (nintendo land) or I can grab on a console I already own (batman arkham city / Darksiders 2.)"

If only Nintendo had asked you first. Then they wouldn't have had to go to the expense of designing, manufacturing and selling a new console.

I do hope you've written to Sony and Microsoft to prevent them from making the same mistake with *their* next consoles. I'd hate for them to go to the effort of releasing the PS4 & neXBox if they don't interest you.

Sony tempts 4K Ultra HD TV buyers with free films

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WTF?

But, but , but ,but...

...I have 'Harry Potter 1' on DVD and the 'HP years 1-2' set and the 'HP Years 1-3' box-set et cetc and I have them on Blu-Ray. Will I have to buy them again on 4K?

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WTF?

Re: The Bridge on the River Kwai

Like when the History Channel promoted a new set of WW2 documentaries 'In colour and HD"..

Troll sues Apple for daring to plug headphones into iPhone

Steve I

Re: USPTO

"It's time for Judges to tell patent trolls if they are not using "their invention" they should lose the patent."

The danger of that is the scenario of one man in a shed who invents the teleport. He'll (probably) never be able to build it so should he lose it? His only hope is to licence it which would fit this definition of patent trolling.

Apple manufacturers: ARRGH, pesky iThings are impossible to make

Steve I

Re: The iPad mini screen is quite low tech

"is basically just a larger sized blank cut from the same process..."

But this alone can affect yield rates, as seen in digial camera sensors. Full frame are much more expensive due to lower vield rates despite often being the same tech as smaller sensors.

An example:

Let's say the die from which your sensor is made has on average 4 defects in random places, which would render a sensor useless. If the sensor is small, you might get 100 out of each die. The 4 defects might (if you're lucky) affect only 1 sensor; they might affect 4 different ones. Yield rates are, on average, between 96-99%

For a large sensor, you might get 10 per die. Your 4 defects will still affect between 1 and 4 of your sensors, but this now represents 10-40% of the sensors on the die, lowering yield rates to an average of between 60-90%.

So although the difficulty to manufacture hasn't changed, the yield rates have declined dramatically.

Ten technology FAILS

Steve I

Re: Zip Drives?

"I really hoped the 2.88M floppies would at least get a mention"

2.88Mb? Pah! The Amiga had 3.5Mb(ish) drives...

Steve I

Re: Video CD.

"my defunct Anime collection on LD somewhere in the loft and a LD player in garage"

If you have the player and the media it's not defunct... :-)

You could at least copy them to DVD.

Steve I

Re: Not quite... :-)

"I'm a bit sad, but also relieved, to hear that."

No need to be sad - 10 people (at the moment) actually thought that was a reasonable comment...

Raspberry Pi daddy: Stroke your hardware at night, land a job easy

Steve I
Holmes

I don't think you can make a success of a career in IT without having a basic interest inthe subject. You can plod along, following written procedures etc but to be able to code, debug, find new solutions etc you have to be able to think in a certain way - that you can't be taught - and to basically enjoy the process.

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