* Posts by PT

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Ofcom mulls smackdown for rogue religious TV channel

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@Err...

I think the difference between cults and religions can be summed up succinctly as follows:

My group is a religion, yours is a cult.

Apple blocks sale of Samsung's Android fondleslab across EU

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FAIL

@Sean

"Apple doesn't invent the laws it has to work with. YOU do."

OMG, are you serious? Has there EVER been a time in all of History when any government took public opinion into account while drafting Patent and Copyright law?* It's always done behind closed doors between meetings of rightsholders and their lawyers, and the public interest be damned. If Apple didn't actually have a hand in drafting the laws it takes advantage of, it surely knows a man who did.

As Mark Twain pointed out more than a century ago, "If your vote counted, they wouldn't let you do it".

(* Ok, perhaps the EU took some notice of the public outcry when it was considering European software patents, but that was an anomaly.)

'Missing heat': Is global warmth vanishing into space?

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WTF?

@Other Creationists

The three "creationists" you cite lived at a time when the penalty for not being a creationist was a warm one. I believe if the alternative was being burned alive after an indefinite period of imprisonment and torture, even I might profess the belief that the World was created six thousand years ago by an Almighty God.

DHS scraps nukes-in-cargo-containers scan plan

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WTF?

Well this is a first!

What, a "terror" project dumped because it doesn't work and it's over budget? Since when has that ever been a factor? What happened - did the bean-counters at Raytheon cut back on the political donations, or was the project concentrated in too few congressional districts? Perhaps they don't have the right former Director of Homeland Security on the board. I think we should be told.

Angry Birds, other iPhone games shotgunned by Lodsys

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Pirate

Bring rope.

I agree - no patent should be defensible unless it has been "reduced to practice" by the actual grantee or assignee, at least as a prototype, though with something abstract like a software patent or business method it's rather hard to prove whether this has happened or not. It's an attractive ides but it's never going to happen that way by law, though I imagine if things get much worse the razing of offices might one day be carried out by Vigilance Committees representing the shareholders of the companies under attack.

Four illegal ways to sort out the Euro finance crisis

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@Dave Handley

Your point about the productive states in the US subsidizing the unproductive is quite topical here, given that the unproductive states are mostly governed by strident ideologues screaming about reducing the Federal budget. We should make a start with these states' welfare. But it will be interesting to see how it plays out in the EU. There's an alternative to leaving the Eurozone, which is to run the productive economy on an unofficial parallel currency and to hell with the central banks. That's what will happen anyway, in the event the austerity measures get too harsh, whether the alternative is drachma, dollars, gold, bitcoins or bottle caps. Of course that will also be illegal, but unlike the other illegal options, it will be popular.

Rupert Murdoch was never Keyser Soze

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non-subsidised food?

Naughtyhorse, you must be very young. Anyone old enough to be buying the groceries when Heath took us into the (then) Common Market will remember with a shudder what happened to food prices. The EU has never subsidised food, at least not for Europeans. It subsidises farmers.

CERN 'gags' physicists in cosmic ray climate experiment

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Never mind about the oil and coal...

What about the trillions of tons of chalk, limestone, gypsum and other carbonate sedimentary rocks? The amount of carbon in fossil fuels is insignificant by comparison.

Freedoms Bill: Gov may U-turn on personal data and DNA retention

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Big Brother

Hot buttons

Of course this is just a variation on TOTC. For who will step forward to defend the anonymity of rapists? But that's not the real purpose of the database. Its use for rape cases will be an extremely small percentage and the majority of searches will be of the general dragnet variety.

I imagine the shadow home secretary is looking forward to the day when it can be used to identify and fine people who drop litter in the street out of sight of the cameras. Or perhaps, when Nu Lab is back in power, it will be used to identify dissidents.

Bitcoin collapses on malicious trade

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@US debt ceiling

Because, strangely enough, the US government CANNOT print money. The Federal Reserve (a wholly private enterprise) prints the money, and lends it to the US government in exchange for bonds and other debt instruments. The detailed workings of this arrangement are beyond me, not least because the Federal Reserve is exempt from normal oversight that might help to explain how the whole tottering house of cards is constructed and sustained.

Oracle seeks 'billions' with Google Android suit

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Idiots?

"... there are millions of people worldwide creating and developing amazing stuff, with no problems."

They're not idiots - they just haven't made enough money yet to put blood in the water.

Microsoft loses Supreme patent fight over Word

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But... but ...

In the majority of cases this is what happens anyway, regardless of whether you have a patent. Defending it through the courts is beyond the means of anyone without a huge pot of money or a VC backer, and even in those cases it can be a Pyrrhic victory where the costs outweigh the benefits. This is particularly true in the US, where costs are seldom granted.

Since abolishing software patents will scarcely impact the little guy, I can't see the AC's argument has any merit.

'Great Reversal' as world's forests stage a comeback

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Flame

@C2

But we don't have many active volcanoes at the moment, it's been an unusually quiet couple of millennia, so that comparison isn't worth the carbon consumed in reading it . One major incident like Tambora (1815) would reset the balance. I hear Yellowstone is running a bit late. God help us if we ever see the likes of the Deccan Traps eruptions again (10^15 cubic meters).

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Boffin

@pigeon

You assume the carbon capture is a one-off thing. In fact, big trees make little trees, so the eventual release of one generation's carbon is countered by the take-up of the next. A healthy forest is close to a perpetual carbon sink, in human if not geological time.

Brit censor stamps on The Human Centipede

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Last Tango

Actually, Last Tango was banned for a different reason - it showed people having meaningless casual sex and, um, really enjoying themselves. Except that it wasn't really meaningless and they didn't really enjoy it, but you'd have to watch the movie with an open mind - probably more than once - to understand the subtle messages. There's a world of difference between Tango and torture porn.

Oxfam's 'Grow' world hunger plan: More peasants

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[citation required]

"Oxfam's analysis is only a rehash of Thomas Malthus, the 18th century political economist's theory in which whenever population outstripped food production, starvation would cull the numbers until the equation was restored. As we know, this is failed theory and should be extended the contempt it deserves."

Perhaps you could tell us of one instance in which this theory has been known to fail? It may not have failed - yet - for the human species in recent years, but it has proved unerringly correct for every other species - including humans - in the previous history of life on Earth.

Hot bodies get super-slippery when wet

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Black Helicopters

@ torpedo

As a former junior naval ordnance techno boffin, I can assure you that the intended victim of a torpedo generally - and in the case of a submarine, certainly - knows it's coming the moment it's launched and immediately takes evasive action. No amount of additional noise makes a difference to the target once the fish is on the way, but a few seconds less time to evade or distract it certainly does. The noise may affect the torpedo's ability to identify a target by its acoustic signature, but that feature is most important for devices that sit quietly and spring into action when they spot a target - self propelled mines, in other words - and there are clear practical problems with keeping a loitering torpedo hot.

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Yes he's kidding

I was sitting on the floor half under a machine once, when someone knocked over a liter beaker of liquid nitrogen. I can confirm that the "Leidenfrost effect" works very well for LN on a tiled floor, causing it to speed about and rapidly cover the entire room, but fails utterly when the LN encounters the seat of a person's pants.

California set to impose 'Amazon Tax'

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Stop

VAT

Don't wish a federal VAT on us, you sadistic bastard. We've seen how that diabolical French idea worked in Britain and Ireland, with a giant portion creamed off to the Eurocrat expense account in Brussels. If the Federal government administered one here, they would keep most (if not all) of it and the States would be even worse off.

Sarko to Schmidt & co: 'You can't escape' net regulation

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@Fuzzy

FFS, Fuzzy, don't you understand that EVERY GOVERNMENT IN THE WORLD is obsessed with regulating and controlling the Internet? Some may be more vocal about it than others, but they all share the same mortal terror of a communications channel they can't monitor and control.

Interstellar space 'full of Jupiter-size orphan planets'

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@What have I missed here

Er, that nowhere in the article does it say they are gas giants, or indeed, anything-giants. The only available data so far is that they have mass of the same order as a known gas giant, but that doesn't necessarily imply that they have similar size. They could be microscopic fragments of collapsed matter.

£1.1bn Royal Navy warship finally armed, sort of

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Pint

@ envmod

I find that comment difficult to understand. In what way is it not "get(ting) behind our troops" to point out that the political side of the military has provided the useful side with inadequate equipment?

I'm glad you think Britain has an excellent navy. Indeed, I've seen it, and it does a splendid Fleet Review. Very smart. Just the thing we need. Ah, I see the sun's over the yard arm....

Schmidt: Android will bring DEMOCRACY to the WORLD

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Big Brother

Governmental Concerns?

"However, he insisted that Google had learned its lessons the "hard way" about ensuring it put users', and governmental, concerns about privacy at the heart of its policy making process,"

Governmental concerns about privacy presumably revolve around the irritating nuisance that we still expect to have some. But not to worry - it won't be long before a new generation comes up that has never known what it is. Some future Schmidt will be able to say of those who knew what privacy was, "They're also dead because they were alive 100, or 500 years ago."

Better go - the woman on my telescreen is telling me to get off El Reg and do some work.

Bin Laden's porn stash: Too good to be true?

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@ Jim Boom

Mr "not bin gettin laiden" had several wives, and was being attended to at the time of his death by one of the youngest.

In fact, she accompanied him into the afterlife. I wonder how the "72 virgins" program handles things if you show up with your wife.

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@ are you a woman

I know women who have quite an extensive collection. Movies mainly, not still pictures.

Bradley Manning now in nicer Army prison

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Pint

Yawn

With all the usual Gumby, Bryant and scorchio crap here, not forgetting the others now joining the Vigilance Committee, I notice my hand is getting rather tired.

I believe I need a Heineken.

Parliamentary committee suspends intellectual property rights inquiry

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Easy

Surely the problem of "orphan works" could easily be solved by returning to the old system where the copyright holder has to file for an extension of copyright after, say, seven years, and every seven years after that. Then works still of value to the copyright holders could be protected effectively in perpetuity, and other works where they can't be bothered would enter the public domain in a more timely fashion. I can't imagine why the content industry would object to this, though I'm sure they would.

Save the planet: Stop the Greens

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Let's hear from an Über-Green

"The greens I have long suspected are one of the driving forces behind modern society being devolved into some sort of pre-industrialised cottage-industry-based wake-up-with-the-sun-and-go-back-to-bed-when-it-gets-dark pseudo feudal society"

Can this really be true? Here to tell us is an important and influential man called Maurice Strong. Read about him on Wiki to see how central he is to the whole thing. This is a verbatim quote from an interview with Canada West magazine in 1990 (sorry, I can't link the original source).

Quote:

"What if a small group of world leaders were to conclude that the principal risk to the Earth comes from the actions of rich countries? And if the world is to survive, those rich countries would have to sign an agreement reducing their impact on the environment. Will they do it? The group's conclusion is "no." The rich countries won't do it. They won't change. So, in order to save the planet, the group decides: Isn't the only hope for the planet that the industrialized civilizations collapse? Isn't it our responsibility to bring that about?"

Does this sound like the sort of person you want influencing your national energy policy?

No, iPhone location tracking isn't harmless and here's why

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@ Ted Treen

There is no reason for the DVLC to keep a precise location diary of every vehicle, though they have acquired the ability thanks to ANPR. But that's an argument for another day. I'm touched by your naivette about the "hordes of spooks". Perhaps it's because I'm a 'merkin and live where such things are more obvious, but much spookery is now outsourced to politically-connected private enterprise, the main business of which seems to be a relentless search for more things to track. Government organizations may well be incompetent at delivering public service, but when it comes to looking out for their own interests they take second place to nobody.

Suit settled, PS3 hacker donates $10,000 to EFF

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@DrXym

"Geohot's actions were clearly violations of the DMCA."

Perhaps so. But no DMCA violation has ever made its way through the system to the court of ultimate appeal, at which point it would risk being found unconstitutional and struck down. Cynical observers might view that as a more likely reason why Sony settled.

US Navy laser cannon used to set boat aflame

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Better technology available now

They won't use puny visible-light lasers for the real thing. The ultimate science fiction Death Ray - the X-Ray Laser - has already been developed. See here:

http://home.slac.stanford.edu/pressreleases/2011/20110202.htm

Operation Ore was based on flawed evidence from the start

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I will

I think my disagreement is adequately expressed by the follow-up from The Original Ash. But thank you for reminding me to go back and review your post so I could give it a thumbs-down.

I do not love Big Brother, nor am I a supporter of the Thought Police. Your original post is nothing more than advice on a more reliable way to fit people up next time.

Deleting 'innocent' DNA will cost £5m

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Verity Stob explains

"The best way to avoid risk is by advising that any activity is technically impossible for reasons that are far too complicated to explain. If that approach is not sufficient to halt the project, then the engineer will fall back to a second line of defense: "It's technically possible but it will cost too much."

Chilean clock-cooking could cause computer chaos

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Third solution

Set the damn computer clock to the right time manually, like every other clock in the house. God what a bunch of whiners.

Antarctic ice breakup makes ocean absorb more CO2

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Designed that way?

Like so many other things in the universe, the fact that we are here to observe it is a consequence of it being that way naturally. If it were not, Earth would have been barren of life a billion years ago, or maybe life would never have developed.

South West Trains puts squeeze on commuters

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@utter, utter bastards

In this they merely continue the traditions of the former Southern Region. It's been many years since I traveled that route but I remember frequent journeys from London to Portsmouth where I had to stand, in a crush reminiscent of a Tokyo subway, for more than half the distance.

At least they haven't adopted the French practice of fining travelers who don't have a seat.

Why US antitrust regulators should probe Google search

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@What is Microsoft

Indeed. If the alternative to Google is Microsoft, then we are truly screwed. I just brought up a clean W7 system and wanted to install Firefox, which I typed into the Bing box on IE. It would appear that Bing has never heard of it.

Spooks' secret TEMPEST-busting tech reinvented by US student

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Power line monitoring

Way way back, the spooks discovered how to read decrypted telex traffic in foreign embassies by monitoring electrical noise on the power lines going in to the code room. This varied minutely depending on what character was being set up to print next. I imagine that power lines have been carefully shielded and decoupled ever since this came to light, more than 50 years ago now.

Court OK's Assange Sweden extradition, given 7 days to appeal

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@Conceptual Problem

If true, they appear to be passing off the task of vilifying Assange to more junior members of the team now. I wonder how many "undergrad courses" they have between them. Most individuals do only one.

I used to think they were State Department, but the recent change of tone and increase in sneering ad hominem comments leads me to suspect commercial mercenaries, possibly HBGary Federal.

Nominet asks what you think of police domain grab

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Thin end ...

Thin end of a very thick wedge. Smooth and greasy, slips in easy. Then in a few years time, when we all want to gather in Trafalgar Square to protest (for example) going to war with Iran, we'll find out what they really want this power for.

Assange assault accusers sought 'revenge,' attorneys say

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The Ian Michael Gumby show

I note with amusement the increasing frustration of IMG and co and their descent into ad hominem abuse of other commentards who challenge his lengthy and tedious diatribes. It surely must be obvious to all readers by now that Ian is not a person but a team, which is how he is able to spend unlimited time researching and posting around the clock. I look forward to a future El Reg article identifying the US Federal Government agency responsible for this inept COINTELPRO exercise.

Assange fights extradition in court

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@Gumby

"So in a nut shell, Assange is being charged with RAPE so that the duality test does not apply."

Your point is undermined by the fact that Assange hasn't actually been CHARGED with anything.

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FAIL

@Ian Micheal Gumby

"Or the fact that the US hasn't used the death penalty in an espionage case since the end of WWII."

You must not have heard of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.

"See isn't this fun. The more you ask, the more you know."

Rev slammed for PAYE failure

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Scrap it & put 5% on VAT?

But.. but .. Wait! That's what they told us they were going to do in the beginning, when VAT was first introduced! "It's 8% now", they said, "and when we phase out the income tax it may rise to 15%, but we'll all be better off because VAT can't be avoided and it's so efficient!".

Never mind that the last statement turned out to be complete bollocks. If they get a second bite at that cherry, I predict that VAT will go up to 30% in one jump, but the "phasing out" of income tax will begin and end with lowering the rate by 3% in the first year and creeping it back up to current levels later.

Scanner snares senior servant

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WTF?

Avoidable

Install the Firefox "HTTPS-Everywhere" plugin and use https://encrypted.google.com for searches.

Bradley Manning 'is British' – campaigners urge UK.gov to act

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Headmaster

@hplasm

So what? It's still irrelevant to the story Lewis is reporting.

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Where's the editor when you need one?

"...WikiLeaks, helmed by eccentric and – according to mainstream journalists with whom he has since worked – unkempt, smelly activist Julian Assange..."

That's a bit uncalled for, Lewis. True or not, it's irrelevant to a story about Bradley Manning, and it makes you look like a dick. Don't you have an editor?

World shrugs as IPv4 addresses finally exhausted

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Grenade

Decimal is a pain in the arse

I for one welcome our new 16 fingered overlords. Using decimal numbers in a binary system is an offense against nature - a fact implicitly recognized in IPv4, otherwise 192.168.0.1 would be expressed as -1062731775.

Gates: Killing the internet is easy

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double edged sword?

You would only have to worry about this if the revolution fails, since while it's going on the government has other more pressing things to worry about. It could be considered an incentive for putting one's best efforts into succeeding.

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@Rodrigo

"Is that a word?" Almost. The word you were searching for is "deify", make into a god. "deificate" is in danger of being mistaken for "defecate", to take a shit.

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