* Posts by PT

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Cameron's speech puts UK adoption of EU data directive in doubt

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Re: To our continental friends -

>Cameron is the UK's Bush!

If Cameron is the UK's Bush - and he seems out of touch enough - then Blair was the UK's Cheney. Cameron is ineffectual, but Blair was evil. Never forget the atrocities visited on the British way of life by the Blair government in the name of "security" (don't forget to hold your head up when you leave your house so the security cameras can get a good facial recognition). How anyone could consider voting for either of these parties is beyond me. By the way, who is this man "Clegg" I hear about every few months? Is he something to do with the government? If so, he must be Johnson's Hubert Humphrey.

Given the unattractive choices in the next election, Screaming Lord Sutch would have had his best chance ever. Too bad he checked out too early.

Swartz suicide won't change computer crime policy, says prosecutor

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Re: WTF

Sooner or later, the last of these copyright maximalists will die, and then we can move on.

Red supergiant Betelgeuse heads for SMACKDOWN with 'dust bar'

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Re: is Betelgeuse close enough that a supernova there would be an extinction event here

Bad Astronomy

Fixed it for you.

(open tag)a href="http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/06/01/is-betelgeuse-about-to-blow/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"(close tag)Bad Astronomy(open tag)/a(close tag)

Global mercury ban to hit electronics, plastics, power prices

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Real rectum friers

I wonder how they'll dispose of these mercury arc rectifiers, which contain a pint or three each. Most of these are in the UK.

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Re: but still fine to put it in our teeth yes?

"Mercury is also not exactly cheap"

The current price is $1850 per flask - a standard flask contains 76 pounds so that works out to $24 a pound (US dollars). A pound is about the volume of a golf ball and that will make a LOT of fillings. If you don't want to buy a whole flask, you can buy it by the pound from prospecting and mining suppliers in the US for not a lot more than $24. It costs at least ten times more from reagent chemical suppliers. I imagine that five years after the ban the black market price will be more costly than silver, so a flask today could be a good retirement investment.

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Boffin

Fluorescents

I wasn't aware that there was any kind of fluorescent bulb that didn't use mercury. They all need a UV emitter and there aren't many choices. Still, in a few years high power LEDs will be cheap enough to take over most lighting applications. Let's just hope the environmental fascists don't discover they're made of toxic elements and the process involves toxic gases.

Honestly, I'm getting tired of this wholesale banning of elements on the grounds of exaggerated fear.

TSA to pull backscatter perv scanners from US airports

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Re: Mike

No, the Katrina guy was the other Mike, Michael "heck of a job Brownie" Brown. Michael Chertoff was the guy in charge of the Department of Homeland Security, who left public service to set up lobbying group Chertoff Associates in order to continue, er, servicing the public.

If I recall correctly, the naked scanner project resulted from that incident where some halfwit with underpants full of fake explosive, but no passport or boarding pass, was assisted onto a US-bound plane by what appeared to witnesses to be an official with authority over the flight security personnel. Hmmm. Strange that we never found out who he was.

Swartz prosecutor: We only pushed for 'six months' in the cooler

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"Call, write or email your representatives..."

These "representatives" of which you speak sound interesting. Unfortunately, I haven't got one - they gave me a "lawmaker". I'm sure he represents someone, perhaps the people with names starting with "Americans For ..." something that paid for all his campaign ads, except the one paid for by the US Chamber of Commerce.

PT

Re: Ever heard sentence to run concurrently

No, I don't think I have. Not in the USA, anyway. Of course I'm not familiar with all the cases decided, but in the high profile ones I've heard of it's normal for someone accused of, say, killing six people to get six consecutive life sentences, occasionally with an extra 100 years tacked on just in case.

Security audit finds dev outsourced his job to China to goof off at work

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Re: I've heard of this before

There was a Doonesbury strip about this a few years ago.Zig outsourced his job to India, and to avoid getting caught he had the offsite engineer deliberately screw up every few weeks.

http://forums.techguy.org/attachments/43060d1099857513/db041107.gif

The amazing magical LED: Has it really been fifty years already?

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Re: Every one already?

True, it is not EVERY light. Local governments have enough budget problems already, and can't afford to put out a lot of capital now to save money later. This problem has been ingeniously tackled by the lighting manufacturers, though, who (in my city at least) upgraded many incandescent traffic lights to LED at their own expense in exchange for several years' worth of the money saved on the electricity bill.

PGP, TrueCrypt-encrypted files CRACKED by £300 tool

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Re: that reminds me...

If you had any sense, you wouldn't keep the backup on your premises, encrypted or not. Standard Plod behaviour these days for all crimes from traffic tickets up is to seize everything electronic in the house, including your cell phone, and hold onto it for weeks. I'm sure in most cases they never even turn it on, they just want to cause you the maximum inconvenience. Whatever, a backup drive is no use to you if you don't have a computer to run it on. You need a full running backup computer off site in a place they don't know about.

Musos blast US copyright bods: 'ARTISTS MAKE LOUSY SLAVES!'

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Stop

Too Silly

Stop! This thread has become Too Silly. No more Yorkshiremen. Bring on the skating vicars.

Next IPCC climate assessment due 2014 now everywhere online

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FAIL

Re: Yet more denial

It's not that it's boring, it's that it's discredited.

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Black Helicopters

Evil????

Not only that - the linked article posts a gmail address. If genuine, that means Google knows everything there is to know about Ms Stob including her cat's name, her cell phone number and her shopping history. It also has a picture of her home from the street and a list of wifi signals detectable outside. If Google doesn't display a genuine picture of the lady, it has a reason not to, probably sinister. CONSPIRACY!

Adobe demands 7,000 years a day from humankind

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"..it is only a matter of time before you're accepting disclaimers before starting the car."

That day is already here. My wife's car requires that you click to agree to its software terms and conditions before any electronics beyond the basic speedo and gauges will work, and then another disclaimer that you won't use the GPS navigator while you're driving(!). Then the radio won't work unless you agree to IT'S terms and conditions ... hold the wheel and watch the road for me a minute while I read this ... ah, it says I agree not to use it while I'm driving.

Strangely enough, the vehicle makes no mention of Google.

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@Radbruch1929 Re: Not enforcable anyway?

Signature may usually not be required for concluding an agreement, but surely identification must be. Unless it can be proven that it was actually my finger that clicked the mouse button, there can be no case for me to answer.

House passes, Obama disses 55,000 visas for educated immigrants

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Re: The Big Lie - We Can't Find Skilled Americans

For a definitive answer as to why we need more immigrant techies, let us review the immortal words of Alan Greenspan. Quoting from his memoirs, as excerpted in Newsweek, he wrote:

"As awesomely productive as market capitalism has proved to be, its Achilles' heel is a growing perception that its rewards, increasingly skewed to the skilled, are not distributed justly. ... we need to address increasing income equality now. ... by opening our borders to large numbers of highly skilled immigrant workers, we would ... provide a new source of competition for higher earning employees, thus driving down their wages."

Home Sec: Let us have Snoop Charter or PEOPLE WILL DIE

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"This serious organised crime."

Really? Organised crime, like in bootleggers?

The Paedo Mob must be the first crime organisation in history that isn't supplying something for which there's a strong public demand, coupled with a government prohibition that a majority of the public doesn't agree with.

One wonders why Ms May chose the readership of the Sun as the target of this particular piece of mob oratory, rather than (say) the readership of the Daily Mail.

Texan schoolgirl expelled for refusing to wear RFID tag

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Re: @Steve Evans

For those without a Tesla coil, one second in the microwave is equally effective on RFID chips.

World Bank says world likely to warm by four degrees

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Duh, they're BANKERS

In other words, go full speed ahead with carbon cap and trade. You know it makes sense!

FOlA judges: Secret 28 who made the BBC Green will not be named

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@moonrakin

Here, here. There must be many people besides the participants who know who attended. It's time for some of them to do their civic duty and reveal the names.

A history of personal computing in 20 objects part 1

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Boffin

Talking of machines with front panels ...

The Altair sure bore a marked resemblance to the slightly earlier Intel Intellec 8. I wonder if they might be related?

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Thumb Up

Re: ENIAC

They delighted in making me blush - although they were nowhere near as bad as running the gauntlet in the all-women data preparation room.

Oh, I remember those days. I was very young and it was - educational. You mean people actually do that?

UK's Intellectual Property Obliteration office attacked by Parliament

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Re: It's in the first line

"Without the blessing and goodwill of the people (and I mean the populace, not the legislative) laws are ineffective and will be extensively broken."

Indeed, the difficulty of getting civil servants to do some work will seem insignificant against the difficulty of getting a jury to convict under the proposed laws.

Microsoft aims to herd 70% of enterprise onto Windows 7 by mid-2013

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Flame

"Extended support is a pain for Microsoft, because it diverts people from building new versions of Windows."

Surely this is a Good Thing and needs to be encouraged. The world does not need any more versions of Windows.

Übertroll firm bags DRM patent for 3D printing

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FAIL

Re: To heck with printing human tissues

Stupid, stupid... Now you've revealed it in public on El Reg, you won't be able to get a patent on this invention.

That's a great pity, as you could have made your fortune turning out patent office clerks to mitigate the terrible shortage and long waits. Intellect of a domestic dog would have been about right, too.

New Zealand issues Hobbit money

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Calligraphically Challenged

Those are Dwarvish runes, not Elvish. Appropriate really, since "The Hobbit" is all about Dwarfs and hardly any Elves.

I'm curious how Jackson made three movies out of that skinny book. I couldn't make it last six hours if I had to copy it out by hand.

EU green-lights 'copyright land grab' law on orphan work

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This is important

Take a look at this data, and you'll understand why this is good and necessary even if it has flaws. Copyright is supposedly about enriching the Public Domain, but its continual extension results in depleting it permanently. Let's recover the books first, we can worry about the rest later.

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/03/the-missing-20th-century-how-copyright-protection-makes-books-vanish/255282/

Voyager's 35th birthday gift: One-way INTERSTELLAR ticket

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Boffin

Re: "I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit"

"Manpower estimates for software development ranged from one programmer in 1974 and 1977, with a peak of four full-time programmers in late 1975."

Ah, that must be why it's still working. Everyone knows that the ideal team size for writing compact, bug free software in the minimum total man-hours is one.

You'll be on a list 3 hrs after you start downloading from pirates - study

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Re: They could vastly reduce piracy very quickly

B). Buy multiple subscriptions to cable and satellite providers to get the shows I want? Stuffed full of bloody adverts, TV logos and previews of other shows whilst I'm trying to watch a different show?

While I live, my household will never pay a subscription to watch TV with commercials. I swore a solemn oath when that asshat TV exec complained that skipping commercials on his (already paid for by subscription) cable channel was "stealing".

NYT fights back against links-in-texts patent

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Re: Stop whinging about absurd patents and, in particular, Apple's many examples !

Does he still block them? He's so predictable, I don't even bother to read him any more, let alone try to comment.

Mars rover will.i.am 'cast: A depressing day for space and technology

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Nobody cares about the Pu-238. The important thing is, does the Rover have 18 inch subwoofers and a 10,000 watt amplifier. Without which it would fail. Rap product, natch.

Can YOU crack the Gauss uber-virus encryption?

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It's all over already

Presumably the likely targets know or suspect who they are. The obvious prophylactic is the simple, though inconvenient and tedious, exercise of renaming all the program files on sensitive computers to start with a Latin ASCII character. So if the virus hasn't done its job already, it isn't going to succeed now, and cracking the encryption is just an interesting and entertaining exercise.

Murdoch pitches battery for renewables

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O'Really

Silicon’s chemical properties are similar to lithium? This must be in some strange parallel universe with which I'm not familiar, perhaps one in which the better-known Murdoch's media outlets are ethical.

Silicon's chemical properties are similar to carbon. Lithium's are similar to sodium.

Video shows armed assault on Kim Dotcom family home

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Re: creating content..

dmaidlow, I believe you may have got it! Why else would I find this line in a local NZ news item -

"The Crown is seeking for all images and CCTV footage from the raids to be suppressed. "

(http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/7429534/Kim-Dotcom-takes-the-stand-over-raids)

Surely this can't be the Crown's idea, since if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. It must be that they don't want any unauthorized footage from the movie being pirated on teh interwebs.

Woz: Cloud computing trend is 'horrendous'

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No Cloud for me

Problems with the "cloud" -

1. "Free" - maybe today, but if (or should I say when) they decide to charge a subscription, if you don't pay it you lose everything.

2. "Private data" - don't make me laugh. Everything you upload will eventually be searched by governments and commercial entities alike. Aside from your personal privacy, it's a rare piece of data that can be closely scrutinized and not reveal a potential copyright or patent violation to a motivated lawyer.

3. "Secure" - only until someone on the same service does something that offends the US DOJ, then you've lost it, probably forever. Plus see (2) above.

My cloudiness is limited to using a free DropBox account to synchronize my several computers, the appeal being that the data physically exists on all of them.

Greenland ice sheet not going anywhere in a hurry, say boffins

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Coat

Re: I didn't bother reading it (@Stan Smith)

"You're obviously forgetting the "Global" part of Global Warming - the USA is busy baking away this summer, with no relief in sight."

Ah, that's not due to global warming, it's due to the economic depression. Severe depressions cause severe droughts in the American mid-west, according to my meticulous scientific research of economic and climate patterns over the last hundred years.

Mine's the one with the copy of "Correlation and Causality" in the pocket, thanks.

Republican filibuster blocks Senate Cybersecurity bill

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Re: Back to the actual topic at hand

There's also the little detail that the bill was proposed by Joe Lieberman, and with anything coming from that dissembling bag of wind you have to ignore the patriotic-sounding headlines and read the small print. As far as cyber-terrorism is concerned, this bill is just so much security theater - the real substance is about legalizing and facilitating domestic surveillance of US citizens.

Software bug flattens NYSE trader

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The answer seems obvious

This sort of thing is a good justification for a small financial transactions tax, perhaps waived if the stock is held for 24 hours or more. While bankers don't seem to give a damn about losing millions of investors' money in speculation, they tremble with fear and outrage at the thought of having to pay a few pennies tax. It would make them pay a lot more attention.

Will Samsung's patent court doc leak backfire spectacularly?

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@Kevin 6

You summed it up perfectly. What's worse, even salaried people in the US discover their employer will only allow them a week or so paid time, and after that they're up shit creek if it's a long trial. They sit there day after day watching five, sometimes ten or more, lawyers billing hundreds of dollars an hour cross-examine expert witnesses being paid $25,000 a day; with untold thousands already spent on jury consultants and strategists, while barely picking up enough money to pay for lunch, parking and gas. A (salaried) friend of mine nearly lost his home because of a trial that dragged on for weeks, while another, a contractor, got sentenced to 120 hours of community service when he explained he was on a deadline and asked to be excused. I'll accept it as a "patriotic duty" when the judges and lawyers agree to do it for free as well.

For those needing to avoid service in criminal cases, the magic words are "jury nullification". Speak then to a fellow prospective juror where the prosecution can overhear. It's trickier in a civil suit, but "tort reform" works in a lot of cases.

If Hotmail was a person it could have kids now. But it would be a crime

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Re: "Well, it's 15 years old, so Hotmail could totally procreate."

"Where are you that fifteen year olds can "do it"?"

In the southern USA, probably. Most redneck states let under-16s get married if a judge rubber-stamps the license.

Big biz 'struggling' to dump Windows XP

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Re: Here's some more advice...

I have a number of 3rd party applications that work just fine in XP but have problems in W7. I need hardly point out that my chosen solution does not involve upgrading the applications. It may come to that in the long run, but then again, in the long run we are all dead.

I have, in fact, just last week completed a new application in VB6. I tried to do it in .NET first, but couldn't make it work reliably with serial ports. The VB6 version is equally happy in XP, Vista and W7.

Web snooping bill an 'odious shopping list of new gov powers'

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Big Brother

Re: let's go for it

There are at least two, maybe three, companies that make a good living selling DPI equipment for exactly this purpose, and their best customers include central government agencies in English-speaking countries most of us would consider democratic. If Mr Hosein is correct, I imagine the gear was just purchased to use up surplus departmental budget money at the end of the financial year, and the telcos use the waste heat from the secret rooms to keep their offices warm.

LOHAN to brew thermite for hot ignition action

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Boffin

Use a different fuel

I think you will be disappointed with the performance of a black powder motor, even if you can get it to light. BP doesn't work well at low pressures. You would need a high volume chamber to reveal this, as in a small one the exhaust will rapidly raise the pressure, but good luck with that, as no self-respecting chamber owner would let you test a BP motor on account of its remarkably filthy solid exhaust products. There are plenty of alternative fuels known to work at low pressures, but most of them use perchlorates and you probably can't buy them off the shelf. Potassium perchlorate/potassium benzoate works well, or ammonium perchlorate/aluminium. There are plenty of people who know how to make these if you ask around. Best of all would be a nitrocellulose fuel like cordite, but since this is happening in Britain I suppose that's out of the question.

Microsoft's Surface plan means the world belongs to Android now

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Re: Ummmmm, yeahhhhh.......

"Android is an utter fail in the tablet space."

I'm going to have to disagree with that. You do know, I suppose, that the Kindle Fire and Nook are Android tablets?

Blighty laid bare as historic aerial snaps archive goes online

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Re: Re. Mystery Location

The water tower at upper left suggests somewhere with no hills nearby, so perhaps east coast.

Are you a hot BABE in heels and a short skirt? SCIENCE is for YOU

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Target Audience

... Would appear to be boys, not girls.

There's already a MUCH BETTER "girls in science" video on YouTube, anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHF6jTO_wEg

Top US Senator to Apple, Google: 'Curb your spy planes'

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Devil

Ah, but Schumer isn't just another grandstanding politician looking for some reason to get his name in the papers. Schumer truly WOULD like to cancel the "biggest information revolution in the history of the human race". He tried to strangle the internet at birth by his opposition to putting DARPAnet into the public domain, and lately he was a leading proponent of crippling it by DNS blocking (PIPA). His crocodile tears about the privacy of the public contrast strangely with his efforts to outlaw BitCoin and Tor on the grounds that privacy online is harmful.

In other news. Schumer supported the repeal of the Glass–Steagall Act that permitted Wall Street to bring us to the depression we're in today, and also uses his influence on the Senate finance committees to block any attempt to tax unearned investment income at the same rate the rest of us have to pay. My fellow commentards will be unsurprised to learn that most of the money for his reelection campaign comes from the financial services industry. Truly, this Blue Dog serves his master faithfully.

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