* Posts by Adam 1

2545 publicly visible posts • joined 7 May 2012

Samsung demands Apple's iOS 6 source code in patent case

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Re: Saucy

When I first heard it I too thought it was a ridiculous request.

Then I remembered that this is a request to the same folk who think rounded corners are an invention and slowly came to realise that using logic is not a good predictor of the outcome of such cases.

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of course Apple invented the fridge

Rectangle, check

Rounded corners, check

Cool, check

Patent infringed.

'Op! Op! Op!' Gangnam Style earns Google $8m

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8M is nothing

It is only 0.1% of the cost of the piracy on a single iPod.

Microsoft blasts PC makers: It's YOUR fault Windows 8 crash landed

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Re: I thought that flogging had been banned...

Maybe sp1 with a start menu?

I can dream can't I?

Dotcom's Mega smacks back: Our crypto's not crap

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Re: crypto is intense

Your password would be used to decrypt a volume keywhich is used for your files. All changing your password does is to decrypt your volume key with your old password then generate a new encryption for the same volume key based upon your new password. The bits of your encrypted files doesn't need to change. At least that is how tools like truecrypt work.

Squillions of bytes in one cup of DNA

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Re: Can I...

Can I patent this guy as a firewall?

http://regmedia.co.uk/2013/01/21/privacy_visor.jpg

iPhone hangs on in US, Japan, but EVERYONE ELSE bought an Android

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Re: UK stats

Samsung also make phones with different OSes, so the 35% there isn't only Android.

Microsoft to pump cash into Dell buyout deal?

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can someone check on Eadon?

It's been over an hour and still no sign.

Opera sings WebKit's tune for new mobile browser

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so???

What is the killer feature that WebKit provides that ICE couldn't?

Nokia lets Lumia 820 owners 3D print their own case

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makes sense

There is no point in setting up a factory like for accessories when I know that both of them are happy without a fancy cover.

Time Warner Cable to Netflix: We want your 3D films, not your network

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Re: TWC, sir, your proctologist called, they found your head

This should be settled in the true American way. Patents at six paces.

Google pulls 'racist' Make Me Asian app

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Re: I take offense

Wouldn't it be easier to just have an app with both of their photos built in?

US general: Beware of Iran's Revolutionary Cyber-Guard

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Re: Stereotyping

And according to latest modeling, they could be as little as 3 years from 2016.

Record numbers of you are reading this headline right now

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Re: Is it just me....

How many double decker buses would be required to ..... No hang on, I think I did it wrong.

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Re: Facebook accounting

It's all good.

I can reveal during the same month I deliberately only read el reg using google cache, so it averages out.

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Re: greetings from Austria

Greetings from Oz.

We watch amused when news of imminent doom because the temperature hit 30C days (Sydney was 45.8C yesterday).

Google's JavaScript assassin: Web languages are harder than VMs

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Re: VM

If it is only about the lack of typing, then surely something like typescript is a better option.

Another VM just sounds like JVM, Flash, Silverlight etc and will end up with the same problems.

Top Gear isn't TV, not when it's on YouTube

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Re: Hmm.

Ironically, if they broadcasted that bit then they would roll the credits and this judgement may have gone the other way.

Google files patent for eyewear that SHOOTS LASERS

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prior art?

I am pretty sue that shark optometrists have been doing this for years.

BT's 'six-month free broadband' offer is a big fat FIB - ads watchdog

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downunder ...

There is a term called a cap which pretty much means the exact opposite of what the word means in any other context.

Basically a $50 cap means you cannot spend less than $50. Crazy.

Review: Google Nexus 4

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About 3 London buses by my estimation.

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Re: Missed chance

" Google lost another sale here with their amateur logistics (or planning)"

Isn't that the same as saying screw MS, I wanted a Surface Pro but because there aren't enough units they have lost my sale. I am going to instead buy a Dell with win 8 and office 2010?

Oz astronomical observatory survives firestorm

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Re: You'd think there would be a vegetation free zone around this expensive sensitive equipment

The main problem with bushfires down under is ember attack. A few hundred metres of grass isn't going to stop a bushfire fueled by eucalyptus.

Smh has some incredible photos from a different fire but not too far away for some perspective.

http://www.smh.com.au/environment/weather/it-came-up-so-quick-and-was-phenomenal-the-moment-mark-will-never-forget-20130114-2cp34.html

Manning was 'illegally punished', will get 112 days lopped off any sentence

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Re: Democracy

" Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."

Amazon puts up CD rack in the cloud, unearths your OLD stuff too

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Re: D'oh, for cripes' sake...

And certainly Amazon wouldn't have any of those songs already stored because they definitely don't sell them on their own.

It is Steve in dispatch that rips them before he posts them.

Razzies set to torpedo Rihanna's Battleship

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Re: Battleship?

Hit

Ruby off the Rails: Enormo security hole puts 240k sites at risk

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Re: Umm.. am I missing something?

Did you read the article? The exploit was only found after bad guys already knew.

Kill that Java plugin now! New 0-day exploit running wild online

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Re: JavaScript != Java

Don't be daft. In this context, he is clearly referring to coffee.

Anonymous wants DDoS attacks recognized as speech

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Re: F5 parties

"should I bring wine?"

You could if you really need IE. I would just use Firefox personally. Then you don't need it.

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should be allowed

Continuously pressing F5 while visiting a website I mean. Heck, even tee up a time with your friends after school and have an F5 party

Using an automated tool to send malformed packets in short time is not free speech. It is simply the denial of someone else's, even if they are sick bastards protesting at childrens' funerals.

Faster-than-disk 1TB USB on sale soon... but if you lose it, you've lost £2k+

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Re: From the movies

UPLOAD VIRUS

Just what the world needs: Android in the rice cooker

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I think the question we all want answered

Will it blend?

Bite us, Apple: Samsung hauled in $8.3bn in Q4

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Re: Is it time for Apple...

Well my refrigerator not only has rounded corners, it is also cool. There's no way they will avoid a fine this time.

Bendy screens are the future, screams maker of bendy screens

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It's over 9000!!!

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Re: Pi?

So come on then, don't leave us hanging. What are you thinking?

Now you can control ANY Win 8 kit with your EYEBALLS

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so

If you roll your eyes, can you get the start menu back?

Google turns off Chinese censorship alert service

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Re: "embedding the censorship alert function in the HTML of its home page"

OnSubmit="DoCheckForNaughtyWords()" ???

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Don't, be evil

USB 3.0 speed to DOUBLE in 2013

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Light speed is too slow

Minicam movie pirate gets record-breaking five years in prison

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@ejit, I agree his analogy is flawed because taking your wallet deprives you of the ability to use its contents even briefly. But the larger point is still valid. If the wallet wasn't grabbed but instead he memorialised them while you were making a purchase from someone, you are probably closer to a representative analogy.

If I understand this correctly, this criminal is responsible for 40% of the English movie piracy yet he only got a $15000 fine and a 12 years sentence. This does seem lenient for that level of infringement. Why then do we bankrupt people downloading 25 songs?

This copyright math (tm) makes bloody quantum theories a walk in the park. I guess I should leave it for the experts.

US Patent Office seeks public input on software patents' future

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first idea

Needs to return to public domain within 5 years.

The ownership as it stands is far too long.

Satnav-murdering Google slips its Maps into car dashboards

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Re: Privacy issues

" The phone could log where you have been using GPS

Then later upload that data to correlate with any sheep rustling in deepest darkest Wales"

Lucky the concept of a smartphone that logs the user's location to a file that can be later downloaded is just science fiction.

http://petewarden.github.com/iPhoneTracker/

Polaroid plans retail Fotobars to print out your pics

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Re: Don't think it will work

Anyone too lazy to backup their photos is going to be equally lazy when it comes to getting off their butts and going to a shop.

As much as the cloud is often just the same old rehashed, I suspect the days of manually copying jpegs off phones and cameras are limited. ( yes the Jesus phone amongst others already does this, I am referring to data charges on mobile networks as the current limiting factor.

'Holey code, Batman!' Microsoft to patch 12 vulns on Tuesday

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Re: reason for Patch Tuesday

The discussion on security by obscurity is always fun but in this case a red herring.

This is not a case of it. This is the way that Microsoft is balancing the risks.

Risk 1

Malicious person independently discovers the flaw and exploits it between the time it is fixed and the time the fix is published.

Risk 2

Malicious person looks at the patches and noting what has been changed to fix the flaw is able to design an exploit to take advantage of those who haven't bothered to apply the fix.

Risk 1 is reduced by patching quickly but by definition unpredictably. It is increased the longer the patch is withheld.

Risk 2 is reduced by patching predictably which by definition means you are delaying the publishing. A nice side effect is that it creates a reference point to how out of date a system's patching is which creates pressure to get it done at least sometime within the month.

For mine, the risk minimisation strategy Microsoft are using here is about right.

iPhone 'Do Not Disturb' bug to self-destruct on Monday

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Re: Explanation wanted

The world end a few weeks back, so they didn't think to check an impossible date.

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Re: iPad Calendar crashes if you open March month view...

You're scheduling wrong.

Microsoft says Google trying to undermine Windows Phone

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Re: Google should propose to Microsoft a $15/device charge for YouTube access

$30 seems a bit steep to me.

Ever had to register to buy online - and been PELTED with SPAM?

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Re: They don't even spam well

" Only if you're dumb enough to let your email reader download images by default."

In most cases, you cannot "read" these emails without downloading the images. Which means if you don't allow the images, you are not their target audience.

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Re: They don't even spam well

The main reason that online images are used is that the sender can track when you have read the email.

Ten… top tech cock-ups of 2012

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Re: 3=1, etc.

To be fair, navigate to mildura does sound suspiciously like take me to the middle of nowhere so I can die.

;)