* Posts by I am David Jones

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NASA confirms Florida house hit by a piece of ISS battery pack

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Re: Colour me curious

Well, obviously that will be the case for some stuff. Extinction-level meteors will sear through the atmosphere as they please, and some little things may float down to earth like an autumn leaf. I’m just interested to know what the case is for typical space junk items.

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Colour me curious

What sort of trajectories does space junk have when it hits terra firma? Going through a roof and two floors means there is a big vertical component but I’d have expected the horizontal component to be significant.

And how does it compare to a Boeing door plug?

Shadow of Trump hangs over future EU-US tech collaboration

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Mushroom

Shadow of Trump hangs over the world

Engine cover flies from Southwest Airlines Boeing 737 during takeoff

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Passengers unharmed?

Does that include potential mental trauma?

Not sure how I’d of coped with sitting next to that engine…

Hotel check-in terminal bug spews out access codes for guest rooms

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Re: "Accor Security, the security arm of Accor, which owns the Ibis Budget chain"

I think it was either QI or room 101 where Sandy Toksvig was told that peeing in hotel kettles was a thing.

The mind boggles

Tech titans assemble to decide which jobs AI should cut first

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Re: Retraining?

Of course the training will be:

1. Don’t touch the buttons

2. Feed the dog

3. ….

4. Profit! (just not for you)

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Retraining?

What’s the betting it’s a couple of e-learning courses and a miserly severance package?

Techie saved the day and was then criticized for the fix

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Re: Mess with locks = big nope

Yep, in a place with that kind of security, I wouldn’t even go through an unlocked door if it said ‘no entry’ on it, let alone pick/break a lock

Ivanti commits to secure-by-design overhaul after vulnerability nightmare

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FAIL

Long-time vendor of security software only now decides to go for security by design.

.slow clap.

In-app browsers are still a privacy, security, and choice problem

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According to my dictionary, one meaning of “utilise” is “use”. So I stand by my comment that this is pedantry gone wrong.

If you have a dictionary that says otherwise, then we can have a dictionary-off. But I’m not catwalking and my pants are staying on. Just so you know.

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“Correcting” implies an error, which is manifestly not the case as utilise is a real word with a real meaning. Trying to impose your own linguistic style/preferences on an internet forum is a dick move, if I may be so bold.

Downvote from me.

Intricate mission to de-ice a space telescope is go: Euclid's 'eye' is clear

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Re: Job well done

Cool indeed. Definitely “extra jumper” territory :)

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Re: Job well done

Eh? The “it worked like a charm” ESA link states warming by 34 deg to -113C which is consistent with their graph too.

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Job well done

But I was very surprised that you can evaporate ice at -113C, even in a vacuum.

Whistleblower raises alarm over UK Nursing and Midwifery Council's DB

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WTF?

Includes sexual orientation

Er…. why???

Judge demands social media sites prove they didn't help radicalize mass shooter

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Re: Presumption of innocence

Presumption of innocence really does apply to civil matters. Difference is the standard of proof: beyond reasonable doubt (criminal) vs on the balance of probabilities (civil).

That’s the theory at least…

How to improve Chinese TV? Better censorship, says top tellie-maker

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„Better censorship“. Now there’s an interesting concept…

'Chemical cat' on the loose in Japanese city

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Re: WTAF?

If the sheet is not cat-proof, then it is certainly not Catwoman-proof. If it’s not Catwoman-proof, then it won’t be Joker-proof either.

Perhaps it was all a dastardly plan

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WTF?

WTAF?

An open-topped vat of toxic chemical, covered with “a sheet”!?!?

Cryptocurrency laundryman gets hung out to dry

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As soon as Bitcoin approaches a usage anywhere near having an effect on a nation’s economy, I’m sure it will be banned or regulated to hell and back. Easy to ban any Bitcoin transaction linked to the real world or a traditional currency.

Nvidia rival Cerebras says it's revived Moore's Law with third-gen waferscale chips

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“Freedom units’ teehee

Can AI shorten PC replacement cycles? Dell seems to think so

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Re: Quick survey...

Why don’t you ask ChatGPT?

Home Office’s shiny immigration system glitches causing delays

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Re: Now we know how Rishi and Dummerly could say the immigration figures were dropping

”all words I would not use when describing the last decade of governance.”

Oh I definitely would. I’d just preface each word with “no” :)

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Re: Hmm

Nothing irrational about paranoia of a mega everything-here database for everyone, with unclear rules about who would be able to access which data and a general wariness that it would be properly secured. That database was part and parcel of the proposed UK ID card.

You got legal trouble? Better call SauLM-7B

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Bilingual countries can actually be a treasure trove of source data for machine translation. E.g. parliament proceedings of Canada which are all human-translated. No doubt all laws too. Maybe caselaw. So no reason why one cannot have a model for each language.

In any case, I’d just assume that a model will only be taught in one language, with input and output machine-translated accordingly.

Linux for older phones postmarketOS changes its init system

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Re: Right to Repair

And stop those apps (banking in my case) that refuse to run on jailbroken phones. Even if the phone has been un-jailbroken.

If you can access your bank account from practically any web browser running on practically any OS, I can’t think there is any genuine technical justification.

Palantir boss says outfit's software the only reason the 'goose step' has not returned to Europe

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The ‘z’ is silent.

Microsoft trying to stop Copilot generating fake Putin comments on Navalny's death

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Re: Autonomous cars and other road users

Maybe a sound would be easier to implement from a regulatory point of view. Some kind of “I’m about to start moving” noise.

Lenovo debuts AI PCs that have specs a lot like vanilla PCs with this year's accelerated CPUs

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What makes an AI PC?

A big shiny AI sticker!

Rivian decimates staff to put a brake on spending

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Re: Gosh: proper use of the word "decimate" !

Well, one of the proper uses. Others including removing a lot or removing nine tenths. You’re welcome.

Ubuntu, Kubuntu, openSUSE to get better installation

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What’s better about Subiquity then? Why is installation less painful?

Apple promises to protect iMessage chats from quantum computers

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Have I got this right?

If future quantum hacker gets into a normal encrypted message of mine, they get access to the whole conversation.

With the new system, each individual message will have to be separately hacked.

Is that right or am I missing something fundamental?

A small Alaska town wants a big bronze Riker

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Re: Don't tell Paramount...

Rimmerword!!!

Trident missile test a damp squib after rocket goes 'plop,' fails to ignite

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Re: Trust me bro

Pure speculation of course, but maybe the maintenance budget has been squeezed especially hard in the last decade. Maintenance schedules streeeetched.

So I think tests in the last few years are relevant and not those from shiny new subs.

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Re: Fail is success

Yes, when it’s a new design. Not when you’re testing well-established technology, that should be more of confirmation thing.

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Re: Trust me bro

Two data points. Apparently the last test was a flop too and “for national security reasons” they won’t tell us when the last successful test was.

AKA “Nothing to see here, move along”

Persistent memory to replace DRAM, but it could take a decade

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Re: And security?

If it were possible/viable to store all sensitive data in the TPM then they’d be doing it already. But clearly they’re not.

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You do it twice

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And security?

Isn’t persistent RAM a security threat?

AFAIK there is at least one attack which takes advantage of the little persistence that normal RAM has, so this would make the attack a lot easier (“shall we have a cup of tea first?”).

Unless they keep some volatile RAM and somehow manage to keep all the juicy stuff there.

Insider steals 79,000 email addresses at work to promote own business

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Re: Slap on the wrist?

And soooo much more profitable than nicking pencils….

Two days into the Digital Services Act, EU wields it to deepen TikTok probe

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Re: Penalties of up to 6%

Not to mention that that’s profit not turnover.

What's going on with Eos, Nvidia's incredible shrinking supercomputer?

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Re: Cos nobody gives a flying fsck

No no no no no no…

Does it have E.Coli displays???

British businesses told: Compliance with EU AI law will satisfy UK guidance

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Re: Hold your horses!

I meant a short demand spike related to TV is unlikely to be an issue for EU countries.

Or are you actually suggesting that it’s the primary reason for Brexit? That would be a novel argument :)

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Re: Hold your horses!

Re the kettle: yes, on the face of it it is daft. Is it actually a thing or just a proposal?

But I always wondered if the Brits would along with it because it would smooth the corrie-st-ad-break-cup-of-tea electricity demand spike. Which was (is?) a thing.

But I can’t imagine that being an issue for any other eu country, and presumably it is dropping off here as the use of streaming services increases.

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Hold your horses!

All I read were weasel words, meeting the EU reqs “should” or “would probably” be ok in the UK. That doth butter no parsnip. A business would imo be foolish to make the assumption.

It could be fixed with a something like a statutory legal fiction along the lines of ‘businesses that meet the EU reqs are deemed to meet the UK reqs’. But that wasn’t the point of Brexit now, was it?

US patents boss cannot stress enough that inventors must be human, not AI

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No they can’t. A patent owner can chose to negotiate / settle / litigate but merely owning a patent comes with no legal obligations.

But as to ownership I agree: whatever tool is used to make an invention, there has to be a human pulling the strings.

SAP makes last-minute change to replacement of 80-year-old co-founder

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I’m afraid not. “unterschiedliche Vorstellungen über die künftige Rolle des Aufsichtsratsvorsitzenden”

aka different notions/perceptions/views/visions of the future role of chair of the board of directors.

Venus has a quasi-moon and it's just been named 'Zoozve' for a sweet reason

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Can we have a button moon please?

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