* Posts by cortland

1167 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Mar 2012

How swearing at your coworker via WhatsApp could cost you $68,000

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Re: Freedom of Speech....

Re the UAE being rather behind the times so far as personal rights are concerned...

I think perhaps it regards itself as the FUTURE of human rights, with Sharia and all that, not that we don't have similar controller types in the West. IMO, ours may be more polite. Or not.

Duqu 2.0‬ malware buried into Windows PCs using 'stolen Foxconn certs'

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Possible

means inevitable.

Pardon me; I need to remove the coffee that just flew suddenly out of its cup and onto the ceiling.

Raspberry Pi guys want you to go topless in the heat

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Not optional:

http://rfemcdevelopment.eu/index.php/en/emc-emi-standards/en-55022-2010

Testing Windows 10 on Surface 3: Perfect combo or buggy embuggerance?

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Re: Duel Boot

Pistils, and we'll see which has the most "stamena."

Belgium trolls France with bonkers new commemorative coin

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Re: Stop annoying Les Frogs

Sneak them out one MICROHenry at a time.

US mega-hack: White House orders govt IT to do what it should have done in the first place

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Re: Well, THERE'S your PROBLEM....

Is there currently any other kind of Republican propaganda?

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Re: Well, THERE'S your PROBLEM....

Don't forget Pratchett's memorable "May contain nuts" or, in this case, actually BE "nuts."

Facebook echo chamber: Or, the British media and the election

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Cutting remark

The fault, dear Brutus...

Your CAR is the 'ultimate mobile device', reckons Apple COO

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Where's Batman?

ElReg already HAS a Robin.

Hardcore creationist finds 60-million-year-old fossils in backyard ... 'No, it hasn’t changed my mind about the Bible'

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Re: further back in time than the genesis of life described in the Good Book.

Ayup; "begging the question" -- with the best of reputations.

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Re: further back in time than the genesis of life described in the Good Book.

That "Ushers in" a number of criticisms.

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Re: Why does God HIDE?

Hide? He ADVERTISES.

Many believers, though, don't read those pages; they're printed on the Universe.

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Re: Evidence. - @Arnaut

Yes, the record has been wiped...

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Re: Evidence.

Carbon dating is also really only good for much more recent times.

http://pubs.usgs.gov/gip/geotime/radiometric.html

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God impeached by a believer!

quote: I'm more comfortable if you "believe" that God created Earth 6000 years ago to LOOK millions of years old.

I'm uncomfortable with anyone who who believes in God so much as to think his God is a liar.

What does it take to find the Antikythera Mechanism? Underwater robots, of course!

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http://www.irishtimes.com/news/education/ancient-greek-gears-the-mystery-of-the-first-computer-1.1601361

Feds: Bloke 'HACKED PLANE controls' – from his PASSENGER seat

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Re: Yes, they could be that dump

I've worked (NB: on hardware, NOT in the SW group) for a firm that, among other things, has written flight control software. It's tightly regulated to prevent vulnerabilities, and requires a really horrendous* effort to verify. See http://www.adacore.com/gnatpro-safety-critical/avionics/do178b//

*Except when verification catches something.

BARMY bio-boffins are growing DINOSAUR SNOUTS on CHICKENS

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Re: Send a few to South Florida

We need something to eat the allegators, too.

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Quoted

"Shh is expressed in the ventral portion of the face"

Hacker 3D prints device that can crack a combo lock in 30 seconds

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Re: "This isn't not the first time Kamkar has caused a ruckus"

Apparently "we don't know nothing!"

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And is now?

and is now an independent -- *so far* -- security consultant

FCC leaning towards approving AT&T/DirecTV gobble – report

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Just opt out

Eschew!

Gezundheit.

Attack of the possibly-Nazi clone parakeet invaders

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What does

"If that doesn't say "escaped Nazi scientist (possibly still alive via illegal transplants or as a brain in a bubbling jar)", we'd like to know what does."

http://go.reg.cx/ml/7fe5d/557cc3ff/d4f541bb/2fph

Plod wants your PC? Brick it with a USB stick BEFORE they probe it

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Re: Automatic bricking...

"still perverting the course of justice"

Some say Defence Attorney's do that all the time.

Brit boffins blow up Li-On batteries and film the melting copper

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More energy

More energy = more danger. I learned that *years ago* when a "dead" alkaline PP3 was short circuited by coins in my pocket. Didn't quite blister but it certainly energized ME.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine-volt_battery

The power density of batteries is slowly catching up on gunpowder. When I built (ca 1956) an electromagnetic ball-bearing launcher, this 12 year old's version of a not yet invented "railgun", in my bedroom, I could have sent them THROUGH the wall -- if I'd used a (not invented yet) LiFePO battery instead of a Lionel train transformer.

Infosec bod's brag: Text editor pops Avaya phones FOREVER

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Grinned?

With reason!

Google pulls plug on YouTube for older iPads, iPhones, smart TVs

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TV?

I had one, once. Sent it to the scrap yard in, lets see (hmm) ... 1997. Let's deprecate streaming videos that open when you're trying to conserve bandwidth. And wherein'l are the f**kin' transcripts?

High on bath salts, alleged Norse god attempts tree love

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Re: commit "a sexual act on a tree"

It has to bark "yes," no?

Microsoft, Getty settle image snatch 'suit

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They needed Mentoring.

http://www.scifiwright.com/2013/10/the-gray-lensman-by-e-e-doc-smith/

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Ploor ALWAYS complains.

One small shot for Man, one espresso maker IN SPAAACE: Dragon snatched by ISS

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Hmm

The missing stroke on the left side of the A in SPACEX makes it look vaguely... Russian.

DTS announces DTS:X – sparks object-based audio war with Dolby

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Nice

Nice Hallicrafters' in the picture.

NASA probe sent to faraway planet finds DWARF world instead: Pics

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Re: Plutopalooza

So he was no caw-ward, eh?

EU says dominant Google illegally alters search results

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Re: "Convince us you ain't"

Being confident is not necessarily the same as having evidence, though it may follow on that.

UK Supreme Court waves through indiscriminate police surveillance

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Were my brother still living, he, born the UK while our father was stationed there, would turn in his UK passport and advise others to stay away, which is a real shame. If HM government wish to make Britain as popular as Russia, they seem on the right path.

I note that we in the US seem fair to catching up with the USSR as well.

Smart meters are a ‘costly mistake’ that'll add BILLIONS to bills

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Re: poor or very poor

I remember people in Aldbourne putting coins in the gas meter ca 1953.

Reg exec in deluxe roo-skin pen case beernami trauma

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Banned kangaroo products? Leaping Lizards, Batman!

https://www.footy-boots.com/kangaroo-leather-ban-in-california-lifted/

(until 2016)

HUGE Aussie asteroid impact sent TREMORS towards the EARTH'S CORE

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Re: Devonian?

"Chicks-hoo-loob" works, tho. Just don't correct the spelling

Web geeks grant immortality to Sir Terry Pratchett – using smuggled web code

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Wonderful!

And full employment for the Orc's flocking to clacks as a trade.

We've read all 400 pages of the FCC's baffling net neutrality rules – here's what YOU need to know

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Re: SOS, DD

"Not impressed ...with the FTC or FCC when it comes to protecting consumers."

THAT is another agency entirely. http://www.usa.gov/topics/consumer.shtml

And good luck.

Speaking in Tech: Tinder Plus: 4 times pricier... if you're an OVER-28 wrinkly

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Is there

a TRANSCRIPT?

Quantum computers have failed. So now for the science

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Re: another name

With invisible ink in hidden inkwells.

LOHAN test flight: Results in from Oz jury

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Re: Units

"How long is a cubit, Lord?"

-- Noah

Apple Watch: Wait a minute! This puny wrist-puter costs 17 GRAND?!

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Just a

Just a flesh would ma'am.

It's not Dick Tracy; worse, it's Fearless Fosdick!

http://lightheartedfifties.blogspot.com/2013/03/1955-fearless-fosdick-ad.html

Curiosity rover RENDERED ARMLESS by short circuit

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Re: Ha!

And making no bones about it!

Boffins find Earth's earliest Homo in Ethiopian hilltop

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Homo? Don't tell

Dave Agema!

http://avstop.com/december_2013/former_american_airlines_pilot_makes_outrageous_anti_gay_claims.htm

The BBC wants to slap a TAX on EVERYONE in BLIGHTY

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Re: Things change.

I don't have to worry about your taxes, but I wonder about a property tax not actually levied on property' I really do.

And I really miss the BBC on shortwave.

MEGA PATENT DUMP! Ericsson, Smartflash blitz Apple: iPhone, iPad menaced by sales block

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Re: RE: The wheel

Cutting a stick to throw for your dog's enjoyment is ALSO patented:

http://www.google.com/patents/US6360693

Lenovo to customers: We only just found out about this Superfish vuln – remove it NOW

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Back door? Nah.

To copy a Chinese euphemism, it sounds more like more like "back orifice". At a local Best Buy (tm) store the contract fixer-uppers (The Geek Squad --also tm) is going through Lenovo's removing (one hopes) the exploit. Good luck.

So long, Lenovo, and no thanks for all the super-creepy Superfish

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Is it coincidence that

... this is the sort of access (AND source code, please) the PRC government is now insisting American manufacturers provide for products sold there? Or that many if not most of those "American" products (and parts for all the rest) sold ** outside** the PRC are probably made in the factories that will do the dirty-work?