* Posts by cortland

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TSA to pull backscatter perv scanners from US airports

cortland
Coat

Re: The sad thing is...

Remember the Therac 25? To be fair, though,that was *intended* to deliver ionizing radiation; if only they'd paid better attention to interlocks and time/dose limiting; A Safety classic.

What has got the TSA in a mess isn't SAR at mm wavelenghts, but our puritanical attitude about the human body. I'm not all that modest; myself, but should I transgress, people are likely to tell me "For gods sake cover up; you look disgusting."

No Sumo please; the uniform shows things best left unrevealed.. Where's my coat?

cortland

Your papers, sir.

These may come in handy on street corners to randomly screen passersby for firearms.

It might help.

McDonalds burger app gives it to you straight from the horse's mouth

cortland
Coat

Re: Lemony Snicket

Isn't that a Roy Rogers song?

(singing)

Happy meals to you, until we meat again;

Happy means to you, you never know just when,

That the stuff that they put in the burger

Might stop you from asking much further;

Happy meals to you, Trigger's in the blend!

I'll get my coat...

Ten affordable mid-sized Full HD monitors

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Stop

I'll stick with my older monitors; they can be rotated for full page views. And they're already paid for. Heh!

Playboy fined £100k by Blighty watchdog for FLASHING SMUT at kids

cortland

Re: Determining you age over the internet

My Dad had some translated Chinese writings on the subject. The good parts were in Latin.

Clever blokes, those Englishmen.

cortland

Re: Moral ineptitude

"... the position is ridiculous."

-- Samuel, not Ben (Johnson)

cortland

Re: Moral ineptitude

"... the position is ridiculous."

-- Jonson

Media barons threaten to spike UK.gov's audacious copyright grab

cortland
Pirate

Oh look!

Here's the blueprints for an airliner made out of carbon fiber and formed and woven parts! And no metadata or copyright attached! How nice!

Where'd you find it?

A site in NanJing.

All your audio, video kit is about to become OBSOLETE

cortland
Boffin

No it isn't!

My HiFi worked in1962 and it'll work for as long as I can still hear the music.

I've got the valves to keep it going, too.

Review: Lenovo IdeaPad Yoga 13 Windows 8 convertible Ultrabook

cortland

Re: Interesting but...

Don't forget the innovative, amazingly overpriced and underselling GriD Convertible, with Windows for Pen. I have a GriD/Tandy/AST prototype (I worked on these) somewhere, bought as scrap when the factory was closed down. I even have the pen. Wonder if it still works... Hmm. Might need to repair the battery pack.

Anger grows over the death of Aaron Swartz

cortland

Re: Utterly wrong.

It is not uncommon that a victim may not want a trial pursued, but since the victim is not often the one pressing charges, he cannot drop them.

IMO and IANAL. EAA (Enough Abbreviations Already)

British armed forces get first new pistol since World War II

cortland

Re: I was expecting....

An elevation screw and trunnions, perhaps.

Toy train company bids for West Coast Mainline

cortland

Re: Human after all!

Actually, the Civil Servants are employees, not appointees -- and IMO they may be all that keeps us on the rails* (so to speak) between legislative dung-flings.

*As much as we can manage, anyway.

First rigid airship since the Hindenburg enters trials

cortland

Tustin it is. Used to live and work next door in Irvine. Helicopters hangared there COULD (but AFAIK didn't ) hover inside.

http://boingboing.net/2012/09/02/an-airship-boom-in-southern-ca.html

Forget the internet: Americans still glued to TV sets in 2012

cortland

WHAT television?

I'm older than the Baby Boomers and I haven't owned a TV since, oh, 1997. Didn't watch it much then; in Irvine, CA, in 1994, I had to haul it out of an unused room and make an antenna out of wire to see what the news was saying about the earthquake I'd just felt. The only TV station I could find on the air had no picture; an engineer working at a mountain-top transmitter had patched AM broadcast audio to the sound channel. When I left Irvine, the TV set went to the dump

Note on the Northridge 'quake: Tones from a VHF radio tuned to a tilt meter woke me just before the shock arrived from ~55 miles away. My groggy mind decoded the wild pitch changes as E A R T H Q U A K E in Morse code.

Hm, nice idea that. But somebody's already doing it less well

cortland

A firm I once worked for invented a phase-change re-recordable CD technology. As I heard later, JUST before rollout, the celebratory meeting imploded when they realized that the first disk ever written was.... blank.

Inventing is risky business. Several other innovations while I was there also failed, and in the end, they got completely out of designing, and even making, their own products.

FWIW: had they been more creative, they could have marketed the self erasing CD as copyright protection.

Ha!

cortland

Re: Yeah but...

There's a parallel in biology.

" Disturbances act to disrupt stable ecosystems and clear species' habitat. As a result, disturbances lead to species movement into the newly cleared area[1]. Once an area is cleared there is a progressive increase in species richness and competition takes place again. "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermediate_Disturbance_Hypothesis

Canadian man: I solved WWII WAR HERO pigeon code!

cortland

The choice is between silk and cyanide...

The last four words (part of a conversation he recounts) are the title of Leo Marks' book about his time as SOE's top coder and the upgrading of easily and too often broken agent codes to more secure ones (eventually to one time pads) printed on highly combustible silk, a strategic and hard to justify material, thus the title.

http://www.amazon.com/Between-Silk-Cyanide-Codemakers-1941-1945/dp/068486780X

What Compsci textbooks don't tell you: Real world code sucks

cortland

So you're sitting in an airplame when...

http://www.computerweekly.com/blogs/cwdn/2012/01/does-your-boeing-787-flight-use-on-chip-debugging.html

Falling slinky displays slow-motion causality

cortland
Happy

Re: This isn't rocket science.

And this explains why the top of a slinky dress falls before the hem hits the carpet. Useful, that.

cortland

Re: Seems overcomplicated

Bingo. The energy it takes to hold lower end up is stored when we stretch it.

This might be run in reverse horizontally. One end doesn't move until the other end pulls it. In that case,however, we'll need to move faster, or attach a mass to the stationary end, as a Slinky(tm) has much less inertia than is needed reach maximum elongation at ordinary speeds.

Senator threatens FAA with legislation over in-flight fondleslabbing

cortland

Re: Oh crikey, the lunatics are running the asylum

I LIVE here. Say asylum, if only because I'm in it.

Twit: Mr.Gandhi,what do you think of Western Civilization?

Gandhi: I think it would be a very good idea

Note: The twit, a reporter, had not done her research; Gandhi read Law and was admitted to the Inner Temple in 1891. More on that at http://www.sscnet.ucla.edu/southasia/History/Gandhi/Gandhlawstud.html.

cortland
Boffin

Re: An interesting example that doesn't involve aviation

It really isn't rocket science.

I spent some time working on automatic external defibrillator (AED) RF emissions and immunity to same. The computers that control therapy will also keep it from being inappropriately delivered – and can be overloaded enough by strong signals to stop it. In Europe, AED's may fail in the vicinity of 16.67 Hz overhead high voltage wiring used by locomotives. One US fatality some decades ago ago was tied to an ambulance radio disabling a defibrillator when the driver used his radio, but that was due to replacing the ambulance's metal roof (where the antenna was mounted) with a fiberglass one. And one may indeed induce AED failure if he leaves his cellphone on the AED while operating it. But that's stupid. Right?

( Also see http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-201_162-5248949.html )

Back to aircraft: I spent some years working on aircraft systems, and was amazed how poorly shielded some aircraft wiring is. You can bet the electronic flight bags pilots are allowed to use have been thoroughly checked out, though there is as yet (AFAIK) no regulatory framework for the same with passenger electronic devices. If, by reason of having new toys, we get the rules changed, it will cost airlines and aircraft makers a LOT of money to improve that wiring*, money WE will pay. *And update the documentation.

Will the rules be changed? People like Senator McCaskill can stop any such regulation from being adopted if they get a ….. are upset enough when their friends in industry complain. Or they're not allowed to play Angry Birds or the Stock Market during takeoff and landing.

'Metadatagate' fails to bring down Oz pollie

cortland
Paris Hilton

SQL what?

I metadatagate

And asked her for a date,

Now she wants to litigate;

That's fate.

Paris, because.

Sinclair ZX Spectrum FAILS latest radio noise rules SHOCK

cortland
Boffin

Re: @Dave Bell

--stop the product from radiating in the first place --

Got THAT T shirt. Odd how spending a few pennies on prevention is begrudged, but a few hundred thousand dollars may be spent to find and fix RFI later.

I'm retired now and get the occasional job via a contracting firm when someone realizes he's ignored High School (6th Form for you lot) Physics.

Or can't figure out his own test equipment.

Take two ferrites and call me in the morning.

cortland

Ve haff vays of making you ffail....

And VDE 0871!

Thia sort of stuff's been my living since 1983, though less now, semiretired. In the "good old days" clocks* ran in the SW spectrum, where we in the US could listen to the BBC,**. Or the neighbor's computer.

* Except cuckoo.

** No US broadcasts now.

Terrible reception for Oz spectrum auction

cortland
Coat

Re: I don't say this often...

Whoa! Red Light!

I'll take the femtoHertz at 700 nanometers. Users remit $1.36AU/day/user via palpay.

excerpt: This contract binds any person or legal entity that uses, produces, generates, detects or perceives said spuctrum (above); any disagreements will be resolved under the laws and in the courts of the City of Cleburne, Johnson County, Texas, USA. In person. :end (fictional) quote

Open your eyes and let the money fly in!

So to speak.

That's my agent there, going through your pockets.

BT broadband goes TITSUP - cripples Scots, Geordies, Northern Irish

cortland

Re: BT Openreach do the "last mile" between exchange and punter

Lucas WHO?

Apple TV demand may drive Samsung-sapping sales

cortland
Devil

Re: Price

Turn it over.

666.

cortland

Cook, consumers keenly interested in iTelly

Here now; they've got a patent on ROME?

Being responsible, creative and motivated means you aren’t

cortland

High School Physics, really

But you lot think it's magic, so pay me!

cortland

Blue Fairies and cow stealing; Hup! Hup Hup!

Feegle isn't a good one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nac_Mac_Feegle

Three little words stall UN's 'bid for INTERNET DOMINATION'

cortland

Re: English...

"...think it possible that you may be mistaken."

THERE was an Englishman.

cortland

Re: English...

It's a fairly fair ferric. And cursed be he who first cries "Hould, enough!"

Let's scotch that discussion, shall we?

cortland

Re: Stick to technical standards

All right. Enough of those pesky frequency allocation tables. Every man (firm) for himself! Sauvez-vous qui peut!

I've got a 2500 watt amplifier. Is that enough?

cortland

Re: Google > ITU

Plucked birds? Hmm!

FCC: Kids, here's 100MHz of radio spectrum - but you have to share

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U(r)sofruct, etc.

--- hand over the 600MHz band for White Space use until it's auctioned off some time around 2018 - the beauty of White Space being that one can just ask the band be cleared and in a matter of hours every device can be switched out, making it ready for sale.---

First you build a house. Then you open it rent-free to all the residents of Ursofruct, (Kent?) Then you offer to sell a "beautiful, classic country mansion."

Good luck.

NASA reveals secrets of Curiosity’s selfies

cortland

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/8237

Talk to the saucer driver. He's on break.

Schmidt 'very proud' of Google's tiny tax bill: 'It's called capitalism'

cortland

Re: weird

Threatening works better. Got anything to threaten them WITH?

FCC urges rethink of aircraft personal-electronics blackout

cortland
Boffin

Aviation Safety Reporting System on passenger electronics problems in flight

The FCC does not CARE if you turn on electronic toys, computers, DVD payers, e-readers or (gasp) sex machines in flight. they had asked the FAA to forbid use of cellphones aloft because too many cellular sites could be accessed at one time from a height.

The FAA, however, has its own reasons. The FAA wants aircraft not to experience loss of communication or navigation links, unwanted activation of collision or terrain avoidance systems, and other safety-affecting glitches that are or could be caused by passenger use of electronic devices.

The Aviation Safety Reporting System published a document in late July with synopses and details of 50 incidents as of that month, in which passenger electronic devices figures. Many do involve interference with aircraft systems, and some are well enough buttressed by their narratives to be very credible.

See http://asrs.arc.nasa.gov/docs/rpsts/ped.pdf

Samples:

CRJ200 First Officer reports compass system malfunctions during initial climb.

When passengers are asked to verify that all electronic devices are turned off the

compass system returns to normal.

IN AN APPARENT PED INTERFERENCE EVENT, A PAX'S PORTABLE GARMIN GPS

MODEL NUVI 660 ALLEGEDLY INTEFERED WITH A B737 CLASSIC'S (NO GLASS)

DME NAVIGATION UPDATE FUNCTION.

B737-800 FLT CREW EXPERIENCED SEVERAL TCAS RA'S ALLEGEDLY GENERATED

BY A WI-FI ENABLED LAPTOP COMPUTER.

These are voluntary pilot reports, not the well researched and edited result of investigations. Some are credible, some are not, and some aren't about interference, but things like batteries or power supplies on fire or exploding. Harmless stuff,eh?

I like ACN: 673795 (21 of 50). Search down to that and you'll see why. Others approach its narrative impact.

Is "impact" the wrong word?

Bonafides: I have worked as an Electromagnetic Compatibility (EMC) engineer for 30 years,five of the last six years on aircraft electronics EMC design, test, and remediation of problems. I had previously spent 14 of my 21 years in the US Army as an Avionics repairman, supervisor and instructor.

Annual reviews: It's high time we rid the world of this insanity

cortland

A more efficient way to achieve the same hyper-alertness was devised some thousands of years ago.

The centurions would call out every tenth legionary and club him to death. The tribunes would call out the centurions. The praetors would...

One needn't wait for a Legion to lose its eagles. It makes more administrative sense to decimate preemptively.

House passes, Obama disses 55,000 visas for educated immigrants

cortland

Re: The Big Lie - We Can't Find Skilled Americans

Chapter 1.

I was once invited to interview with a firm that as soon as I arrived began telling me how horrible the job was. They were interviewing people in my line of work so they could prove to the Department of Labor they'd interviewed enough US workers to be get a hardship exemption -- and hire the Japanese engineer they wanted all along.

As I now understand the Kabuki, it wasn't about money; a Japanese firm selling rolling stock here apparently refused to work with any but Japanese engineers.

Chapter 2:

It is not uncommon to see advertised what are described as entry level positions but require five years of previous employment and and specific experience with CAD suites or database systems. This is in large part (IMO) due to the short-sighted practice of laying off the older, more experienced ( and higher paid) staff to boost the bottom line. When loss of this much institutional knowledge affects quality and deliveries, there follows a scramble to find experienced people who'll work for peanuts. Cue the foreigners, Don.

Belgian finds missus was born a MAN after 19 YEARS of marriage

cortland
Coat

Gestation?

... born a man after 19 years of marriage...

That's a LONG pregnancy! Or a work slowdown.

Apple manufacturers: ARRGH, pesky iThings are impossible to make

cortland
Coat

Re: "Low yield rate"

Either that, or "2/3 of 'em go to our inimitable illicit imitation industry."

Which would YOU believe?

May i take your coat? Wallet? Watch? Spectacles?

THANK you.

'There may come a day when Hobbits promote slot machines ...'

cortland

Re: Minus dots

Well, I bought a copy at a local booksellers. Cheaper than The (ahem) Hobbit. Which now I WON'T have to buy. Heh!

Borders on funny, too.

cortland

Minus dots

There's an interesting book parody of The Hobbit called The "Soddit," Interestingly, that word can derived from the trademarked one by converting the H and the B's into Morse Code, removing from each precisely one "dot" and translating back.

. . . . - - - - . . . - . . . . . - to . . . - - - - . . - . . . . -

If you can't "Hobbit"(tm), soddit!

FWIW, the "author" is one "A.R.R.R. Roberts."

A is a Morse code J with two "dashes" removed. Dashed good fun,what?

Add a "G" at the end of the initials there to approximate what the family must be saying.

http://www.orbitbooks.net/2012/09/18/the-soddit-if-we-likess-it-then-we-putss-a-ring-on-it/

BBC Newsnightmare: Opera chief brought in as new DG

cortland

Re: HyperRadioProActive ProgramMING ..... New AI BBC Mission

Feem desire is NOT to be dwarked at.

Sandy 'Mary Celeste' Island undiscovered - again

cortland

Nearest drinking spot is the brewery at Buggeroff but the tour stops at Didjabringabeeralong.

(Thanks to Terry Pratchett!)

World's oldest digital computer successfully reboots

cortland

And THAT

That's the reason for living. Well done, that. VERY well done.

[Some students at an in-house course where I was instructor for one session didn't understand when I said radios I worked on in the 1960's were tuned with a speedometer cable.

Degreed engineers, but they'd never seen one.]

cortland
Pint

Re: If the computer's 61 years old...

Imagine how he felt.

I get nostalgic (sometimes) seeing the bits and pieces of things I used to work on rattling about in "free!" boxes under tables at electronic swap meets. And here HIS masters-piece is, restored and working!