* Posts by cortland

1167 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Mar 2012

Thousands rally behind teen girl cuffed, expelled in harmless 'explosion'

cortland

Re: Terrorist

Here's an upvote from the US for you, then.

You don't' need the Anarchists Cookbook to scare people; a little audience fear, some imagination, and explaining what can be done with things under the kitchen sink can get you on someone's watch list, if only your (former) girlfiend's Mum.

I am a suspect character;

No one knows what I do,

No one can prove a thing,

Not even you.

cortland

Re: Values

A bright child should never be left alone for a second, then. My shop-class rockets were too small, and unflyable. It was interesting to see the melted alumin(i)um puddle up, though.

At 12 I was shooting holes in wallboard with a toroidal magnet (TV focus coil), electric train (N gauge for cognoscenti) transformer, and ball bearings. Neat! Was going to sequence more coils for velocity, but Dad and the landlord agreed I needed a less expensive recreation.

And see Wikipedia on the childhood of Bernhard Schmidt.

cortland
Pint

Re: OOPS!

Considering that a similar result may sometimes be achieved with Quinine Water merely by SHAKING it, we are all in a lot of trouble.

Gin only, please.

Beer. Call it a chaser, BATF type.

Climate-cooling effect 'stronger than volcanoes' is looking solid

cortland

CH3CHOO!

Acid RAIN? Now we get acid CO2.

CH3CHOO!

Gesundheit.

UK gov's troll-finder general says he's hanging up his axe

cortland

What a useful law

What a usefullaw; now organized crime can clog up the Courts' calendars with trolling cases and delay prosecution of real crimes for YEARS.

Privacy crusaders: ISPs in 'conspiracy of silence' over Snoop Charter

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The view from afar

But does HM Government actually believe the British Public have ANY legitimate reason for privacy? Isn't this the institution that wanted a copy of every telegram sent?

(I hear we have ways to predict what people will send, over here -- and file charges beforehand. Don't tell anyone.)

Report: Apple returned 8M shoddy iPhones to Foxconn

cortland

Re: As anyone who buys stuff from China knows..

You get 10,000 upvotes. Untested.

cortland

Re: Shows

Bingo!

cortland

Re: Shows

Some 20+ years ago, a firm in whose R&D department I worked entered the *really cheap* consumer electronics business. I passed one of those stores on my daily commute, so when I saw a pyramid of color televisions discounted 75%, I had to ask what was going on.

The manager pointed to the sign: AS IS. It seems the Chinese manufacturer was not testing them to see if they worked, and when the US retailer complained, told them they were cheap; throw the bad ones away and try again. It was a simpler time...

I won't mention the name of that (defunct) chain, but see below:

" ... Lay on, [_______],

And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!' "

US to hand out wads of green (cards) in bid to staff tech industry

cortland

Root Cause?

Perhaps we have not been educating ourselves enough to what makes technology work. There was a time when this was how young people got into what is now called "high-tech"; I am one of them, playing with electrons since 1957.

I won't call for more College degrees, though, not having gotten one myself. Education need not mean certification -- nor a Credentialed States of America, either.

Hardware hacker unifies 15 retro consoles in format frenzy

cortland

Unity in situ

et cvm spirtvvs Vodka

Wow!

Google Glass will SELF-DESTRUCT if flogged on eBay

cortland
Flame

Re: Really?

-- I hope this program does down in flames. --

Depends on the battery, doesn't it?

Interview: Dave Berstein on the NBN, construction and VDSL

cortland
Holmes

And there I was working on US telco VDSL in 1997! A litte slow off the mark, no?

Ban drones taking snaps of homes, rages Google boss... That's HIS job, right?

cortland
Black Helicopters

Re: So few comments?

Can we watch as the people in grass houses stow thrones?

Flexible flywheel offers cheap energy storage

cortland

Re: 15KWh?

http://inhabitat.com/flybus-new-hybrid-bus-uses-flywheel-instead-of-battery-to-store-kinetic-energy/

Hmm?

German boffins aim to burn natural gas - WITHOUT CO2 emissions

cortland

Re: I've forgotten how to do the calculations...

One expects the energy lost to exactly equal the energy from reacting carbon and hydrogen, no?

cortland

if nothing else,

Ich habe schon die Buchstabeln vergessen!

Ahem.

That's not bad idea for on-site combustors though.

... time machine. Iranian Dr Who claims he invented a ...

cortland

The problem

<p>

with a time machine of the sort claimed here is that it takes so much work that by the time you get the info -- you're THERE.</p>

<p>

Tick Tock Hollyhock, etc.</p>

<p>

&nbsp;</p>

cortland
Pint

Re: Iran? Arabic?? GUM Arabic?

<p>

One man's mead is another man's persian, er, poisson. Right?.</p>

cortland

Re: Muad'Dib has arrived!

<p>

But he has (ick) ~worms~!</p>

News Corp prez threatens to pull Fox TV off the air

cortland

Re: Faux News

Hey! MY age is 65+ and rising ( I hope) and I don't watch Fox. I threw out my television decades ago. MPAA and RIAA can, well, let that go; I buy used CD's and eschew films. Entertainment Industry? Seriously?

Library ebooks must SELF-DESTRUCT if scribes want dosh - review

cortland

No joy

and empty bookshelves I must leave to my son;

What brave new world this thing

Has now begun!

The ten SEXIEST computers of ALL TIME

cortland

Hyperion

And what of the Dynalogic Hyperion? I had one for a while, a very nice package, though of

sadly limited compatibility.

Pyongyang to unleash NUKULAR horsemen of the Norkocalypse?

cortland

One swallow does not a banquet make.

-- Confuseus

cortland

Re: Missile fuels and testing

"Right minds" doesn't appear to apply to NK's strategy.

But suppose their goal is to throw the worlds economies into disarray and supplant Seoul amidst the confusion.

They wouldn't need to launch missiles themselves, though it might please them to; all they need do is provide missiles and warheads to more sincerely irrational (!) regimes and see the counter-blows fall attenuated and diffuse elsewhere, while they act closer to home.

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven," that sort of thing. Considering what NK has done to its own people... Hell might just fit.

Court refuses to block Aereo's personal streaming TV service

cortland

Re: "...thousands of tiny antennas..."

Cellphone antennas are physically small, and though they are indeed smaller electrically than a normal antenna, a shortwave antenna built the same way might still be some eight feet on a side. I suspect Aereo has taken advantage of being quite near the transmitting antennas; at that range, with the power the stations use, it's hard NOT to pick them up.

However, they might well be an internet cable service, and may next be hearing from the FCC for not following FCC rules for those.

'Australia's so big freight costs are high' claims don't add up

cortland

Re: Meanwhile

Simpson 260's. 270's if you're a big spender.

FBI on trial for warrantless Stingray mobile spying

cortland

Re: What a joke

Treaties cannot be enforced in the US whose provisions violate guarantees or protections of our constitution. Even those protections are not usually invoked preemptively, as the EU's data protection scheme seems to be, but are activated by court decisions that establish precedent and allow subsequent complaints to be acted on.

IMO. But I live here!

Experts agree: Your next car will be smarter than you

cortland

No, it won't

My next car will be a 1998 model, replacing a '97.

So there!

US bill prohibits state use of tech linked to Chinese government

cortland

Actually, this has

wider implications. See

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ciocentral/2012/07/11/the-serious-risks-from-counterfeit-electronic-parts/

cortland

Re: Protectionism or xenophobia?

Toe good!

Texas judge sends Uniloc packing in Rackspace patent suit

cortland

Re: Yes, but...

was the case open or shut when it was rounded?

Veiny green 'scum' meteorite may be first visitor from Mercury

cortland

Re: Its clearly not from mercury.

Squamish? ( www.madcoversite.com/quiz_olympics.html )

Dragon capsule makes fiery entrance, safe splashdown

cortland

A weighty matter

Say 93.167701863354037267080745341615 slugs, then. Or round it to 32 1/6 slugs.

Slugs being the FPS unit of mass.

Snails are slugs with a shell on. Unit of garlic, maybe.

Forget the invisibility cloak: Boffins invent INVISIBILITY FISHNETS

cortland

Did you just

Drive down this street? Because we didn't get a speed reading on your car.

Let's see your license!

Cue the police jokes.

From the article. this appears (heh) practical applied with conductive paint on vehicles to renders them indetectible by speed radar and triggers for red-light cameras. Onward to Ångströms!

Mike, didn't there used to be a doughnut shop here? ...

FCC Chairman Genachowski to step down

cortland

Re: Feel Sorry For Him

Hmm. Do you think LightSquared would want him?

Alive? Or otherwise?

LOHAN slips into tight rubber outfit

cortland

Test setup

If the objective is to keep the motor warm, the thermocouple should have been somewhere inside the alumin(i)um tube, perhaps in something simulating propellant (modeling clay?) .

Report: BlackBerry BYOD-ware doesn't pass UK.gov security test

cortland

While they boast

Recently received (today) link

http://globalsecurity.tradepub.com/free/w_ri89/prgm.cgi

excerpt from page:

"In this overview document, find out about the security features BlackBerry 10 can deliver for all the devices in your enterprise, whether they're running on an iOS, Android™ or BlackBerry® platform. "

Britain's passport and ID service seeks facial recog tech suppliers

cortland

Re: Well that might work.

Naw, old fashioned is an old lady pointing her finger and screeching

"That's 'im, officer! I see'd 'im!"

How many biddy's might be usefully (and comfortably far away from the public's eardrums) employed perusing TV screens?

Technology update: Make them Shanghai call-centre workers, why not? It's only security.

EU red-tape slash shock: New tool defuses web shop argy-bargies

cortland

Now Worf can complain

-- "Consumers who encounter a problem with an online purchase will be able to submit a complaint online through the ODR platform, **in the language of their choice**," the Commission said... --

-- Emphasis (ahem!) added.

tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh’a’

http://www.kasper-online.de/en/docs/startrek/klingon.htm

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/05/11/1052591677008.html

Is UK web speech regulated? No.10: Er. We’ll get back to you

cortland

Re: Not much new

It's got people spitting infinitives already.

cortland
Big Brother

So where is

John Peter Zenger when you need him?

Nowhere; he's been dead over 245 years -- but if there's anything left of him, it's laughing bitterly..

See you now:

" You are Englishmen, mind your privilege, give not away your right"

-- William Penn, at his trial in1670

http://www.constitution.org/trials/penn/penn-mead.htm

Supreme Court silence seals Thomas-Rasset's file sharing fate

cortland

The way out is... used CD's from second-hand stores

RIAA does not like me

I buy my music on CD

I buy them used and next to free

RIAA does NOT like me

My dialup line is far too slow

To download music don't 'you know?

My radio is on the air

For online music I don't care.

And in my player, decades old

I've folk songs, klezmer, Russians bold....

With obscure labels yet untold

My carousel is quite enrolled.

RIAA does not like me

I buy my music on CD

I buy them used and next to free

RIAA does NOT like me.

RUM tiddle iddle iddle RUm tim tum!

RUM tiddle iddle iddle RUm tim tum!

RUM tiddle iddle iddle RUm tim tum!

And now my little rhyme is done

Copyright (heh): ME

Has the ACCC tripped up in its ADSL declaration?

cortland

Goose or gander?

-- DCTS would be cheaper than the AVGC – quite a lot cheaper --

In aggregate, it is impossible to distinguish one service from another; it's all bits. This sounds as if some oh so CLEVER regulator has decided to treat bits differently based on where they go, perhaps assuming that if one sells ADSL he makes more money.

Schmidt still scanning the skies 50 years after defining the quasar

cortland

A good book Schmidt "stars" in ...

Richard Preston's "First Light".

See http://www.amazon.com/First-Light-Search-Edge-Universe/dp/0812991850

Drunk driving: No more dangerous than talking on handsfree mobe

cortland
Paris Hilton

Do not overload the brain box

Texting is much less difficult if done by Morse Code.

It appears that the handicap due to vocal communication is poor multitasking.

As a precaution, then, substantive and immersing intellectual content, or content arousing of emotion, must be forbidden from being aired during commute hours, and at night when truck (lorries to you) drivers are racing down deserted roads to meet deadlines.

Lunchtime (as we say) should similarly be restricted to light and nonabsorbing content as well, protecting those who must drive from the workplace to an eating-place and back.

Or just ban the airing duringcritical times of intellectually and emotionally interesting content by such stations as still have any. "Talk Radio" is included in this category, so that's some good to come of this.

It is, however, not necessary to actually test drivers, as establishments of low type abound wherein test subjects might be set tasks on tablets or laptop computers while being assailed by the sensory blandishments such places are reputed to offer.

More research is obviously needed.

Paris. I don't know why.

Groupon deal spam slapped by Australian regulator

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Devil

But why not

forward a complaint (with the "spam" included) to the relevant agency to encourage the process?

cc the senders' order addy, of course.

Blue Coat, Skype and QQ named despots' best friends

cortland
IT Angle

A thing known to be possible

... is inevitable; In the not too distant future it's *possible* predictive algorithms programmed in mass-market devices may make it impossible to SEND offensive/verboten content.

Thank god for Morse Code!

How UK gov's 'growth' measures are ALREADY killing the web

cortland
Pint

Why am I thinking

Vogon policy?

Your lot are as bad as ours here in the Untied States!

Yes, another, please.

Chaos Theory causes password entry pandemonium

cortland
Coat

Explicable

Belt problem; their underpants were on backwards.

Coat, because el Reg don't have the right pic.