* Posts by cortland

1167 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Mar 2012

Boffins, Tunnel Tigers and Scotland's world-first power mountain

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Re: Pumped Storage Stations are bloody impressive

Oh great. Now you've identified the weak points for the terrorists. Or is that theorists? Conspiracy type.

100-metre asteroid 2013 NE19 zipped past Earth today

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Re: Proof that we need to spend more effort detecting near-earth objects

People? We DO that. Ask the NSA.

Only 1 in 5 Americans believe in pure evolution – and that's an upswing

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Situation Normal

We also think women who've been raped can't get pregnant, and doing the same thing over and over will eventually have a different result.

However, sanity seems to be on the increase. Let's just keep at it, shall we?

Hmm.

Village-swallowing MUDCANO was no accident, say boffins

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Edited for accuracy

levels underwriters and shareholders undertakers and gravediggers will find acceptable

Fixed that for you.

Middle America pulls up sagging pants menace, belts repeat offenders

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Borrowing from Blighty

That's just pants!

MYSTERY of 19th-century DEAD WALRUS found in London graveyard

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Re: Oh

Dugong too far!

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: You sure this isn't a Dr Who Xmas special plot line

Keyboard, please. A sealed one.

For pity's sake: DON'T MOVE to the COUNTRY if you want to live

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That's just the accidents

The background noise,so to speak. Cars are now safe enough that, nationally, handgun deaths (most are suicides) outnumber them. I don't know how many of us die of anxiety disorder; fear of fear.

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Re: Haven't you watched

Fortunately, that that belief is not required to live in America -- even if one is American.

Anyway, I'm a retired soldier and an engineer; I can think up more horrible ways to kill people if I want to.

Isn't it nice I DON'T?

Pentagon: Mobe operators want our radio bands? Fine, but it'll cost $3.5bn

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Boffin

Re: Paired wires?

Should have been compared to four-wire full-duplex; hybrid networks in analog phones separated incoming from outgoing audio.

http://www.dougrice.plus.com/dougnapTheory/index.htm

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Devil

Nothing like

... jamming your own side for money.

ITU readies gigabit G.fast standard for copper's last wild ride

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Re: Vectoring, vectoring! Wherefor art thou vectoring?

RCA Vector?

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-- And, of course, even if they're underground, the copper plant provides a long antenna. That means any emission from the cables is going to destroy FM radio transmissions. --

Interfering didn't seem to worry PLC floggers (BPL over here) -- but they're not making enough to stay in business. Something about an open door working both ways . . .

Aereo streaming TV now bargaining chip in Time Warner Cable, CBS tiff

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Pint

Re: Yes, it is a retransmission fee avoidance tool...

Life is too short to die angry; I got rd of my TV decades ago.

What cable? What TV? Who cares?

Sure, have one.

Is your Apple gadget made of human misery and eco-ruin?

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Re: @ Robert E A Harvey - All gadgets

-- Cheap labour in unhealthy places has, historically, worked itself out died after a while. --

Fixed!

Planet-busting British space bullet ready to bomb ice moon Europa

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Pint

Drinks

-- all around; help yourselves to ice.

Beer? IF you must...

IQ test: 'Artificial intelligence system as smart as a four year-old'

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Facepalm

Artificial Intelligence

This gets lots of attention, theses, papers and grants. Not much talked about, though, is that no one can get money to study artificial stupidity, probably because we have too much of the natural kind already, organic -- and smelling of it.

But that's something that REALLY needs a cure.

Run for your (private) lives! Facebook's creepy Graph Search is upon us

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Re: Optional?

At your request, your data has been moved to a non-public directory.

Only the government can access it, not the public. Nor can you.

Thank you for you business.

Human error blamed for toxic Russian rocket explosion

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You are under arrest

UP is a state secret.

Watch LIVE tomorrow: LOHAN team attempts second pop at SPEARS

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Closer to home in the USA -- Grand Rapids (MI) Press

Race to space: Grandville High School robotic team attempts new altitude record

By Monica Scott | mscott2@mlive.com

on July 12, 2013 at 2:50 PM, updated July 12, 2013 at 4:09 PM

The Grandville High School RoboDawgs on Friday, July 12, conducted the next in their series of launches in their Race to Space to reach ever-increasing heights and gather data about winds, air quality, and atmospheric conditions. Grandville RoboDawgs

GRAND RAPIDS, MI - The Grandville High School robotics teams, the RoboDawgs, which has developed remote controlled and fully autonomous land and water drones, pushed toward space Friday, July 12.

The RoboDawgs began their so-called Race to Space in

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2013/07/race_to_space_grandville_high.html#incart_river

US Navy robot stealth fighter in first unmanned carrier landings

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Re: automated tube trains

It seems that airport automatic trams have been around forever, but that isn't the case; one (I forget which) when first turned on for public use, kept stopping midway between terminals, because, as it turned out, its computer interpreted any uncommanded change, even burnt out pilot lamps, as safety-critical failures.

Giant human-powered quadricopter wins $250,000 Sikorsky Prize

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Not really flight:

Staying in Ground Effect takes a LOT less power than flight out of GE does. Think of hovercraft.

'New' document shows how US forces carriers to allow snooping

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tt appears

It appears all direct communications (CB, Amateur Radio, FRS, Mesh networks, maybe even tin cans on string ) are forbidden.

Speak into the vase, sir.

'Clippy' coup felled by Microsoft twitterati

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Rumour has it

Rumour has it that Clippy married Siri -- and her daughter the office nag will be dropping in *any day now*.

Decade to 2010 was hottest, wettest: WMO

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Re: Numbers?

We found a place for the waste from burning coal didn't we?

Cough, splutter, hack, hack, hack ... thhhhplat.

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Re: Numbers?

It's Obama's fault, right? Elect us real conservatives and the problem will go away.

The complaints, anyway. The complainers, if we can arrange it. Vive les companies.

Inventor lobs spherical, throwable camera

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Spin allows collecting more images, for a better view.

http://www.serveball.com/press/ballcamera_20130708/ballcamera_20130708_pat8477184.php

NASA to flip ion engine's 'OFF' switch after brilliant 5.5 year burn

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Re: Once you get to top speed

To gain credence, Goddard had to show that rockets did not require something to push against to work.

quote: The prestigious New York Times dismissed Goddard's ideas and said that he didn't even possess an elementary knowledge of physics. The Times' editor incorrectly thought that rockets could not work in space. He thought the exhaust from the vehicle would have nothing to push against; he did not realize that the rocket exhaust would be acting against the inner walls of the rocket itself, :quote

http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/biography/Goddard.html

He also built ion rockets.

quote" From 1916 to 1917, Goddard built and tested experimental ion thrusters, which he thought might be used for propulsion in the near-vacuum conditions of outer space. The small glass engines he built were tested at atmospheric pressure, where they generated a stream of ionized air.[27] :quote

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_H._Goddard

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And to think

I was talking with teachers and our school Science Club about ion thrusters as long ago as the mid 1950's -- and I can't have been the first to think of it.

How many good ideas are lost because those who have them are only children? (Or stolen; as happened to the young Philo Farnsworth.)

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Re: Mass of NEXT and power source ?

-- fission is now further in the future than it was in 1963. --

Due to human factors, rational and otherwise. Dioxin has no half life.

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Re: If you're going into deep space you'll be using nuclear power

Heat is useful; it can be used to help speed reaction mass on its way.

US public hate Snowden - but sexpot spy Anna Chapman LOVES him

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Paris Hilton

She still works for the same folks...

She could "pump him dry?". Heh!

But (warning: substantive comment) :

Snowden confirms that as soon as a thing becomes both possible, feasible and affodrable, it is inevitable. Many of us are not foresighted enough or don't read enough science fiction) to see that, so are shockd and surprised, but a reasonably intelligent person coukd have predicted PRISM and other nation's equalilvants would arise. Echelon? Primitive, really.

What's worse? Well... http://www.atariarchives.org/deli/god_humans_machines.php

I see el Reg is reporting on Facebook's (TM) "Graph" search engine.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/07/08/facebook_graph_search/

Possible, feasible, and eminently affordable. And we do it to ourselves.

We now return to the not-for-children (or is it?) fantasies...

It's a pity there's no Big Momma icon. PARIS is watching you. Or "Anna Chapman." Hmm.

Put up your ... err ... hand for free vasectomy streamed online

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Pint

I said "More Ale," not Mohel! ( http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Moel )

Microsoft to switch off MSN TV

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Err

-- image shows part of the outer rim of the 112-mile-wide Chicxulub (pronounced CHICK- soo-lube) --

Chicks who WHAT?

("Incoming email; http://prophecycorner.theforeverfamily.com/procon1009.html )

The irresistible rise of the corporate app

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Re: It's a fashion statement

Per'aps!

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Big Brother

The miscreants

Were disciplined by vigourous application of the lash.

"Until morale improves", heh.

EMC gobbles access-control biz Aveksa? Computer says... yes

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Align, enable, priotize, detect and respond

Is that Press Release -- or a CV? So many buzzwords!

Do bee-keeping employees break out in hives?

Tickle my balls, stroke my button and blow the fluff from my crack

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Pint

Re: optimal evolution

-- The only way forward from here is some sci-fi , wave your hands around ui --

Someone will Kinect with that. Or has! Let's have a Wii dance, lads.

Don't forget the lubricating icon

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Some years ago

I worked for a company that made and sold their own computers (not enough to keep doing it after they became cheaper to buy than make, though) and we had a discussion with a still extant VERY large firm over a mouse they were selling.

It went for upwards of $75 in stores; we couldn't get them down to less than (IIRC) $8. Profit, eh?

Project Loon won't blind radio telescopes

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Cockerdile?

That's nawt a loon, THIS is a loon. http://www.usscusk.com/loon.htm

Cosmic blast mystery solved in neutron star's intense death throes

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A blitzar named...

Wolf?

Vulcan? Not on our tiny balls. Pluto moons named Kerberos, Styx

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Re: pretty obvious really

-- the underworld is different form the Christian one - it includes places for every soul, bad and good ones, and it's often described as a "dark" place. --

Sounds like Hel's domain, all right. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hel_(being)

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He's already in the books

Shatner needn't feel slighted; Poul Anderson named a planet after him in 1967: Kirkasant.

http://wikidi.com/view/analog-science-fiction-and-fact-august-1967-w-poul-anderson-s-starfog

Germans brew up a right Sh*tstorm

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Re: Not scientific words!

-- There is a reason that science uses Latin and Greek words, and names units after the names of people. It is so that they are the same in all languages, and do not need have to be translated. --

Jetzt lehrt es richtig.

(Entschuldigung. Ohne Übung sprecht man schwer; wer rastet, rostet.)

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Re: @ murph -

It appears SOMEONE is getting a semicolonscopy!

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Re: "the frankly horrible le ferry-boat"

Ah,. the packet boat!

PRISM leaks: WTF, you don't spy on your friends, splutters EU

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And Gentlemen

-- "Partners do not spy on each other," said EU Justice Commissioner Viviane Reding. --

"Gentlemen do not read each others' mail." -- Secretary of State Henry L. Stimson (source below)

The Cipher Bureau otherwise known as The Black Chamber was the United States' first peacetime cryptanalytic organization, and a forerunner of the National Security Agency. ... "

"... Its most notable known success was during the Washington Naval Conference during which it aided American negotiators considerably by providing them with the decrypted traffic of many of the Conference delegations, most notably the Japanese. ..." (emphasis added)

-- Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Chamber

It can be argued that Secretary Stimson's distaste for "reading each others' mail " was one contributor to the US being surprised by the Japanese in 1941.

What's the difference between GEEKS and NERDS?

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Pint

Re: The difference...

"Say the magic word and the duck will come down..." *

-- Marx

Here in Michigan we have a self-styled nerd for a governor -- and a computer repair business calling itself The Geek Squad. Possibly better than the other way around.

Imagine a bunch of earnest young men fixing computers, biting the heads off live chickens for lunch. Or a governor who does. Sets bounds on things, doesn't it?

Beer -- because there's no tea. *And no Hundred Dollars. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Bet_Your_Life

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Need a Gerk?

Oz's 2013 heatwave was man made

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Re: Impeccable logic

incisive line of reasoning

Yes, with incisors, it bites.