* Posts by Pedigree-Pete

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Today is the 211th anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar

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Re: Politically Correct Nelson at Trafalgar

Great, made my day too. Trafalgar Day is my Fathers birthday so I'm sure it'll raise a smile there too. Good job. Have an upvote.

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icon 'cause there's no shot glass for Rum.

Queen Lizzie awarded good behaviour medal

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Re: The Queen HAS got a criminal record

Pure Morecambe and Wise. Brilliant.

Should Computer Misuse Act offences committed in UK be prosecuted in UK?

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Re: A historian writes...

Can't claim credit for this as some other wag posted this last week but it is amusing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10

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UK will build new nuclear bomb subs, says Defence Secretary

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Re: Vanguard, Victorious, Vigilant and Vengeance

Obv. Subby MacSubFace. PP

Days are numbered for the Czech Republic

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Re: UK & Great Britain explained

I learnt something and I've been British (English) all my life. Thanks.

Autonomous vehicles inquiry set up in the UK

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Tested for failure

As someone said in a different thread yesterday, it needs to be tested for unlikely fail situations. Not just the bleedin' obvious. PP

'What this video game needs is actual footage of real gruesome deaths'

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Adult content. NZ Sheep Farmer add-on

I think you'll find the Welsh cornered that market at least in the UK. PP

Microsoft thinks time crystals may be viable after all

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Re: And that, ladies and gentlemen...

Topical. We'll done sir!

You should install smart meters even if they're dumb, says flack

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"readout thingy"

Pleased to hear you got one. We've had a smart meter for about 8 months and in spite of numerous chases, still haven't received something that tells us what the smart meter is doing. PP

US Marine Corps to fly F-35s from HMS Queen Lizzie as UK won't have enough jets

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Talking of landing Harriers on things

Talking of landing Harriers on things, when I lived in East Anglia in the early 70s there was a local story that the dented barn (I think it was in Bainton) was dented because an RAF Wittering Harrier was lost in fog. Love to know if there's any truth in that. PP

Newest Royal Navy warship weighs as much as 120 London buses

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HMS Forth being built in Govan.

I would have expected Rosyth if it weren't full of HMS PoW. PP

Icon: Friday!

Corbyn lied, Virgin Trains lied, Harambe died

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Re: Stop whining...

Not a commuter as such but I regularly used to travel in and out of Paddington @ peak. Coming home there were usually seats reserved from places beyond my stop or reserved but not sat in 20 seconds before departure. It didn't always work and god help you if you fancied a beer (coffee) but I usually got seated if I tried. PP

Labour's Jeremy Corbyn wants high speed broadband for all. Wow, original idea there

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Re: What is this rubbish about Wales?

Genuine LOL. Have an upvote. PP

Italian MP threatens parents forcing veggie diets on kids with jail

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Children & Pets

My children are just as important as my pets and I won't stand for anyone suggesting I treat the children poorly. :) PP

Brexit Britain: HP Sauce vs BBC.co.uk – choices that defined voters

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Re: Ironic...

You sort of beat me to it. I found more irony in the fact it belongs to a French company, YMMV. PP

Your colleagues will lie to you: An enterprise architect's life

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"I wish I had a fiver for every time I....

Ah hem.... you guys do get paid for doing this don't you? PP

Watch hot 'stars' shower ... again. It's Perseid meteor showtime

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Holiday

Shame, I have a 350 mile drive on Friday. Hopefully, we'll get clear skies when we get there and I'll get to see the replay on Friday/Saturday. PP

Revealed: How a weather forecast in 1967 stopped nuclear war

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Bemused much?

Am I the only one who finds the irony of BMEWS slightly amusing? PP

Perlan 2: The glider that will slip the surly bonds of Earth – and touch the edge of space

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Re: This makes me wonder . .

Also, should have been meters, not KM. I'm sure 22,xxx miles isn't

35,786,000 metres. PP

Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?

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Re: I use a Mr. Coffee, but no milk/cream

For prevention of scalding when making Black Tea just add cold water. Simples! PP

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Re: What if you don't drink milk?

Have an upvote for introducing palava. PP

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Black Tea...

Just sayin' PP

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Everybody now....

"Where was thee since I last saw thee, last saw theeeeee, on Ilkley Moor bar taaaaa-at, where was thee since I last saw theee...." Join in you'll love it. :) PP

Death of 747 now 'reasonably possible' says Boeing

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Re: Last Chance To See

No Air France employees yet but I think I've spotted a BA Marketing hack...PP

Avoiding Liverpool was the aim: All aboard the world's ONLY moving aqueduct

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Re: Liverpool....

..when I lived up that way it was said if stuff went missing in Liverpool it must have been Mancies. PP

Church organist nabbed for playing glory hole in excelsis

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Re: Dear. God.

Upvote, failed at trying not to titter as instructed. PP

Harrison Ford's leg, in the Star Wars film, with the Millennium Falcon door

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Re: Eh? What?

I'm with you BillG. Never heard of the character or film. Perhaps it's just a blip in my movie knowledge but Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones, yes, Han Solo, yes, Jack Ryan yes (runs like a girl in that too). I liked Alec Baldwin as Jack Ryan in Red October, still my favourite sub film. I wonder why he didn't get the subsequent Jack Ryan roles? PP

Samsung: You won't settle? Fine, we'll do this the Huawei

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Small beer..

In a patent spat $24B US is not that big a story. PP

No, the VCR is not about to die. It died years ago. Now it's VHS/DVD combo boxes' turn

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Re: Many moons ago

Ah! Amiga and Elite. Still have mine. PP

Star Trek Beyond: An unwatchable steaming pile of tribble dung

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Transporter Room.

TOS didn't have site to site transport or some such. You had to be going to or from a transporter room. PP

Microsoft's cringey 'Hey bae <3' recruiter email translated by El Reg

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Re: <3

I know you're talking phonetically, but if it's a contraction </pedant> shouldn't it be "ba'e. <\pedant>. PP

Pokemon Go Directly To Jail if you hunt here, says Oz Justice Dept

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Re: My Pikachu

I'm so old I thought "My Pikachu" was a 70s hit for Alvin Stardust. PP

What will laws on self-driving cars look like? Think black boxes and 'minimum attention'

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Walking....in the USA.

Last time I was in the US of A I took a Sunday stroll and had to wander out each evening to get food as the hotel had no restaurant. Also regular visits to the nearest gas station as they had a fine stock of Speckled Hen, Old Peculiar, 6X etc.

The local law enforcement turned up on the Thursday before my departure back to Blighty. I did enquire of the receptionist if all was well.

It only dawned on me half way across the Atlantic that the receptionists response of "the police had reports of a lurker" that there's a good chance it may have been me. I don't recall seeing many residents walking anywhere only the odd jogger and 1 or 2 cyclinsts IN A WHOLE WEEK. PP

Facebook and Google show how the world really will be blanketed in 5G

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Low orbit Satelites?

Do Stratelites orbit significantly lower than satelites? Enquiring minds etc etc.... PP

Ad blockers responsible for rise in upfront TV ad sales, claims report

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Re: Easy way to avoid TV ads

Seconded. Cruise the Movie channels 00:00hrs to 04:00hrs and schedule to record them for later viewing. DVR has 3 "tuners" so lots of scope there. PP

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Re: Easy way to avoid TV ads

BBC. They take lots of my viewing time advertising their content so still a burden. PP

Tupperware vehemently denies any link to storage containerisation

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Re: "Kleenex"

For our Merican friends and accuracy we Brits will say sticking plaster if there is any chance of confusion with wall plaster. Similarly, when we break a bone we have a plaster cast or just cast. (No not with a fly for trout and salmon!)

By Juno! NASA delivers first new snaps from Jupiter

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Re: Underwhelmed?

MHFW. If you shot that yourself, well done. Have one on me. PP

Theresa or Teresa May? Twitter confuses nude model and new PM

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Politics.

As if someone in the porn industry would sink as low as it is necessary to be a politician. PP

TFTFY (incl spelling).

This local council paid HOW MUCH for an SD card?!

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Re: £285 for an IEC lead.

Didn't the office have a kettle? PP

Post Brexit EU will spend 'stability and peace' budget funding Chinese war drones

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Partners....

"used to build the capacity of military actors in partner countries”. They may be partners now but who knows what might change. Spain is a "partner" but they are as happy about Gibraltar as Argentine is about Las Malvinas. PP

A trip to the Twilight Zone with a support guy called Iron Maiden

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Depricated.

It's not just you. I hear Defecated when I see Deprecated. Also Shoplifter when I see a Shopfitters van. Thank Dog I'm not dyslexic.

Bacon is not my vodka friend

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Passing off...

...similar laws here. It's called passing off. Enter a bar and ask for a Coke. Get served Pepsi or any other brand and that is passing off. PP

Gun-jumping French pols demand rapid end to English in EU

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Re: "GPS is often of little help finding an address much outside Dublin"

Don't be surprised Dr. Mouse. It used to be like that in many parts of the UK too. PP

Chinese demand end to canine carvery festival

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Local Chinese Take Away.

Our local Chinese Take Away is affectionately known as "The Rat & Cat". I've never had cause to complain about the food I've had from them. PP

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Re: A dog isn't just for Christmas...

It had to be you NomNonNom! PP

SpaceX winning streak meets explosive end

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Brain Surgery Ha HA....

+1 for the link. +1 for the original post tho'. PP

Queen's birthday honours shower knighthoods and gongs on tech's finest

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Re: Raspberry Pi founder Eden Upton

Perhaps they are saving him for the New Year Gongathon. PP

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Commonwealth

Try saying that when HMQ goes to some remote Pacific Island and the locals go crazy with delight.

Not sure that happens much with Sarcose, Hollande, Merkel or Putin. PP

European human rights court rules mass surveillance illegal

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Re: This means that people like Mr Hook ... effectively got set free.

The good news is that neither of the b'stards is still in the UK. Shame it didn't happen quicker. PP

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