* Posts by Pedigree-Pete

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Warm, wet, mysterious... sound familiar? Ah, yes, you've heard of this second Neptune, too

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Massier...

Have an upvote just for massier. Kudos for not saying "much more massier". PP

Huge flying arse makes successful test flight

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Re: Gasbags

@Susan. I don't think it's considered Trolling if you bait politicians around these parts. New icon required. PP

>>'cos it's Friday Eve

America 'will ban carry-on laptops on flights from UK, Europe to US'

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Re: So how does this work then?

@CrazyOldCatMan.....Just so long as they don't play Scotland the Brave. I just find that patronising. PP

Spend your paper £5 notes NOW: No longer legal tender after today

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UK-wide average of £3

I know it's a UK wide average but £3/pint is the lower end of the scale round these parts. PP

We are 'heroes,' says police chief whose force frisked a photographer

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@silverfern ref Germany.

"Don't give him your name Pike". PP

Can you spout digital bollocks? London is hiring a Chief Digital Officer

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Bob's your Uncle....

@the good Dr. S. I understood Uncle Bobs other half was traditionally Fanny.

Bob's your Uncle and Fanny's your Aunt. PP

ICON:>>>>>Friday Eve.

NASA's Cassini snaps pic inside Saturn's ring – peace among the stars

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Squeezing...

Squeezing Cassini through a relatively narrow gap at 124,000kph from over a billion kms away. Some trick that.

I know some dart players (incl me) who can't be that accurate from 7 feet 9 1/4 inches. One for the boffins. PP

Reg reader offered £999,998 train ticket from Cambridge to Horley

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Re: Cambridge to Horley

@ Loud Speaker..available via Victoia's Secret what??? Enquiring mind etc. PP

Mastercard launches card that replaces PIN with fingerprint sensor

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Re: Just a little question...

In the UK we don't have many houses with numbers > 3 digits, in the US it seems that 5 digit house numbers are common. Most people know their house number.

In the UK we have 6 digit postal codes (ZIP Codes?). Most seem to be able to remember at least 1 of those. I know the post code for my house, my office, it's warehouse, my Mum & Dads even my old bank (tho not my new one).

I don't get the "I can't remember a 4 digit number" brigade. PP

Medical exceptions, accepted.

Can you make a warzone delivery drone? UK.gov wants to give you cash

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EMP

I'm going to round up all the pre-transistor components and ... oh wait, probably too big to fly. PP

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Snouts and Pork Barrels

Perhaps they've intentionally pitched it so the usual suspects won't be interested. PP

Will the MOAB (Mother Of all AdBlockers) finally kill advertising?

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Re: Minority of 1?

@jmch"Payday loan" companies aka loan sharks. I would also include all the betting, particularly sports betting ads. They pay lip service to the idea of "responsible" gambling, but their business model, just like that of tobacco companies, is to target young people and get them addicted. Just as with the loan sharks, their primary demographic is lower-income people, they are simply preying on the most vulnerable.

Have an upvote.

Anyone else watched late night/v.early morning commercial TV?

Funny how these gambling ads seem to increase in frequency then. PP

New satellites could cause catastrophic space junk collisions

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@ AC re: Changing Gravity suppliers.

You were about to get an upvote for soliciting business to your alternate Gravity Supplier but posting AC makes that pretty tricky. PP

>> but have one of these for the 1st working day of the week. (at least for much of the UK).

'Nobody's got to use the internet,' argues idiot congressman in row over ISP privacy rules

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Re: Another idiot republican politician

@ BlankReg. I suspect they are taught it by their predecessors. PP

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Re: Gerrymandering created in 1812 Massachusetts....

Sady Wiki was only able to comment on US politics and the above seems to be substantiated. Perhaps we called it something else but my European history suggest the UK was doing this at least 100 years before. Rotten boroughs any one? PP

Apple nabs permit to experiment with self-driving iCars in Cali

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Re: California and Cali

@AC. God strike down anyone who refers to San Francisco as "Frisco". A lesson promptly learnt in my short visit to that fine City. Then, I'm not a Jackson. PP

Burger King's 'OK Google' sad ad saga somehow gets worse

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Re: Correction!

Totally agree AC. Once in a while is fine. I reserved my Double Whopper for the 4 times a year, drop/collect from Uni trips. I doubt that'll kill me. :) PP

Icon> Later washed down with...

Prisoners built two PCs from parts, hid them in ceiling, connected to the state's network and did cybershenanigans

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Separated..

"Ultimately, five inmates were identified as being involved with the hidden computers, and have been separated and moved to other correctional facilities."

I predict in a fairly short time there will be 25 inmates of US correctional facilities with these skills, rising exponentially. :) PP

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Evesham Micros....

..."virtually no inventory control" I wonder why they went out of business? PP

Goodbye, cruel world! NASA's Cassini preps for kamikaze Saturn dive

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Re: Galactic Federation.

.........they didn't come and rap our knuckles when we unintentionally fly tipped on Mars so I guess that proves there really is nothing there. As for Saturn..we have to wait and see (or not). PP

>>ICON for the boffins that make this stuff happen.

Science non-fiction: Newly spotted alien world bathes in glow of three stars

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Re: One to read...

Oh wait VinceH, Have one of these too. PP

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Re: One to read...

Thanks VinceH. I'm now going to have nightmares of a world where it's always light and probably bloody hot. There are no stars and no sleep and no dreams. PP

Bloody good read tho' Shame I can't use more than 1 icon.

T-Mobile US CEO offers kid a year's supply of chicken nuggets for switching from AT&T

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Re: LeGere shows how it's done

@Pompous Git. snatch? I sincerely hope you meant snack. Enquiring minds and all.... PP

Customer satisfaction is our highest priority… OK, maybe second-highest… or third...

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Re: Programmers should code for failures

Have +1 Sir. and kindly explain that to my customers who expect 100% HD video conferencing over the Internet with 1080P 60fps content sharing. PP

Four Boys' Own style World War Two heroes to fire your imagination

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HMS Thetis

I had relatives in Moelfre, Anglesey N.Wales and spent many summers re-reading the accounts of HMS Thetis posted there.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwj7j63tpJLTAhVFvRoKHY5mA5YQFggfMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailypost.co.uk%2Fwhats-on%2Fwhats-on-news%2Fhms-thetis-submarine-disaster-honoured-7178377&usg=AFQjCNE0S9Yn-dLeN6o9xwl7pSYnyq8-nA

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Manchester pulls £750 public crucifixion offer

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Re: "slayed"

I know a few guys who'd disagree with you.

Noddy Holder, Dave Hill, Jim Lea, Don Powell,

Similar issues with 'Coz, Crazee, Noize and don't get started on Come. Oh errrr. PP

ICON> Friday Eve.

Mac Pro update: Apple promises another pricey thing it will no doubt abandon after a year

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Re: Apple, so disappointing now.

Once upon a time Hercules graphics brought MAC type graphics to the PC. Downline we managed to establish a company in the UK that produced high end audio/video realtime editing PCs and did pretty well at it.

Ah! Those were the days in the early 90s. 1152 x something in 24 (32) bit colour ON A PC. You know who you were guys. PP

OK... Red wire or black... *Clickety* You've emailed the schematic? Yes, got it! It's opening. And... WHAT? NO!

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Re: Wi-Fi

Try Ethernet over power plugs, some are even WAPs. That'll use your house electrical wiring to get the main WAP signals through the walls. :)PP

Teenagers think Doritos are cooler than Apple

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Re: Doritos

Take a peak into the world of Tournament Paintball (at least in the USA) Doritos ARE cool. This side of the pond we call them Tea Bags. PP

https://www.facebook.com/CPPSpaintball/

SpaceX wows world with a ho-hum launch of a reused rocket, landing it on a tiny boring barge

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Re: Skycrane.

Yep Bohboh. The Skycrane was a bats idea that worked perfectly 1st time out. Creative thinking NASA. You should be allowed to do more of that. PP

New plastic banknote plans now upsetting environmental campaigners

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Re: Rape

Yes Alister. Your mind could only be considered "normal" around here....PP

Robo-AI jobs doomsday may, er... not actually happen, say boffins

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Re: Luddite Revolution

How about a Butlerian Jihad. PP

Can you ethically suggest a woman pursue a career in tech?

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@ Resigning AC.

Good for you for resigning. Sexist AND racist CEO at least.. PP

Have one of these, it's Friday Eve.

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"They should go into a bucket as soon as you step through the door at home"

@P.Lee and especially when you walk through your local pub/bar door. Why did you bother if you're just going to play with your fondleslab/phone? :) PP

Why do GUIs jump around like a demented terrier while starting up? Am I on my own?

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Elite (Amiga)

I played for years as Chewie to my friends' Han Solo. His daughter was called Sarah which got us into the Hex editor. We progressed more rapidly through the ranks and when promoted finally to Elite, we became an "Energy Bomb". I suppose that's simple justice for those willing to use "workarounds". :) PP

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Currency...

Well AC, at least it was € that can be used in lots of places. I got stuck with €40 worth of Hungarian (we called them Huffs) for a year until I visited Lisboa. A colleague ended up with the change out of the minimum cash point dispense of 20SK in Sweden for a coffee pre-return flight. Don't think he ever went back to Sweden.

Maybe NFC debit cards are the future. I'm certainly not advocating joining the €. PP

Bloke whose drone was blasted out of sky by angry dad loses another court battle for compo

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Re: Guns...

To answer your question AC "sufficiently powerful sufficiently directional RFI" would be ehem....sufficient. :) PP

Disney plotting 15 more years of Star Wars

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Millennium Falcon

I have a friend who built one from one of those 2 year monthly subscription mags. Does the Haynes manual show you how to fix the Hyperdrive..might be necessary.

His next project is to build a half scale R2D2 which actually works. PP

NASA to fire 1Gbps laser 'Wi-Fi' ... into spaaaaace

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Re: To Netflix...

or indeed Hoover the carpet, tho' I do know people who Dyson their carpet. We G-Tech ours. :) PP

Icon > 'coz Friday.

TRAPPIST-1's planets are quiet. Quiet as the grave, in fact

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Hoth

anyone fancy living there where the some of the natives smell worse on the inside than the considerable honk they give off on the outside? PP

Royal Navy's newest ship formally named in Glasgow yard

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Re: How about..

RE: Seeing as it comes from Glasgow how about why wasn't it HMS Clyde or better, built in Rosyth? PP

Murder in space: NASA orders astronauts to KILL cripples – then fire bodies back to Earth

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Research all you want, just leave these guys alone..

Obligatory YouTube Link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkT19uH2RQ PP

US military's latest toy set: Record-breaking laser death star, er, truck

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Potato-Muffler....

much like sticking a banana up the tailpipe. PP

60 slow-mo A-bomb test videos explode onto YouTube

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No audio.....

Where is my Earth shattering Kaboom, I wanted an Earth shattering Kaboom. PP

credit: Marvin the Martian.

Spammy Google Home spouts audio ads without warning – now throw yours in the trash

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Re: Chatbots could totally be a trillion-dollar industry

@Mage "If true, it would prove either that Marketing are geniuses or too many consumers are dumb."

I know the former isn't true so it must be the latter. :) PP

ICON>> Friday.

This is where UK's Navy will park its 65,000-tonne aircraft carriers

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Re: Gunboat Diplomacy

@Ledswinger. "If the Straits of Hormuz are blockaded, then oil becomes a problem, but you'd need more than a navy to fix that because the trouble will be local"

I suspect if someone blockaded oil shipments there'd be a few more interested parties than our couple of carriers, many of whom are already local and quite well healed. PP

81's 99 in 17: Still a lotta love for the TI‑99/4A – TI's forgotten classic

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Re: While we're on the subject of TI...

My 1st "scientific" calc was a TI too. Had logs, cosigns, tangents etc. Not that we could use them in exams tho'. Had to use bloody slide rules and tables. '77-80! Stone age. PP

If we must have an IoT bog roll holder, can we at least make it secure?

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Re: Which way round

Phew! I'm not the only pedant to turn around improperly loaded bog rolls. I sometimes catch myself wanting to fold a nice point into the next sheet to dispense. Must be my earlier career in Hostility. PP

Icon for Gratuitous Hostility.

Vice News YouTube video commenter set for retrial over 'menacing' posts

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Re: Is it OK if I just rip their bloody arms off?

And beat them over the head with the soggy end? PP

Google Chrome 56's crypto tweak 'borked thousands of computers' using Blue Coat security

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Re: "That these products broke is an indication of defects in their TLS implementations,"

Well done with the Windows 10 ref, where do I send the £10 AC? PP

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