* Posts by Pedigree-Pete

685 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Mar 2012

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Beam me up, PM: Digital secretary expected to give Tory conference speech as hologram

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Facepalm

Selling tea to China????

Dare I ask where Yorkshire Tea get their tea from? PP

EU wants one phone plug to rule them all. But we've got a better idea.

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Happy

Re: SCART input on my TV

Me too Andy. I need it for my VCR/DVD combi. Back to the Future Doc. PP

Australia's Snooper's Charter: Experts react, and it ain't pretty

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Big Brother

Cipher....

Back in the day authorities could obtain a warrant to intercept snail mail but there was (is) nothing to stop the sender applying a cipher to it, the key to which is ONLY held by the recipient. PP

You won't believe this but... everyone hates their cable company: Bombshell study lands

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Facepalm

@Not also known as SC ref UK STD.

I've taken to using the more American phrase "area code" as all I get from my younger colleagues is a snigger when I say STD. Fnar, fnar. PP

Wasted worker wasps wanna know – oi! – who are you looking at?

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Paris Hilton

Re: How High?

Trees in northern Scotland, if present, are rarely > 2-3 mtrs and almost always horizontal. Goes for some of the islands too. PP

>>Paris, because alegedly she likes a good blow too.

UK govt steams ahead with £5m facial recog system amid furore over innocents' mugshots

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Black Helicopters

Re: "person of interest"

..but then Edmund Burke sprang to mind. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing". PP

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Holmes

"person of interest"

@YAAc. I was going to casually ask how you get photos, DNA, fingerprints removed from Plods dBase if there at all but now I think I'll just sit quiet. PP

damn it. Should have posted as AC.

Space, the final Trump-tier: America to beam up $8bn for Space Force

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Mushroom

Re: AI in spaaaace

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that" ring any AI bells???PP

Get drinking! Abstinence just as bad for you as getting bladdered

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Joke

Re: What?!?!? Duck Joke.

It involves a bar, a bread obsessed Duck and a none existent nail.

also a bit like the bar, pint, pork pie and packet of crisps joke. Go figure. PP

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Pint

Re: 1 of your 5 a day..

Thanks Dazed and Confused. I mostly drink cider (<5%). I'm sure someone will correct me but I'd be amazed if a pint (or 3) of cider didn't contain at least 5 apples. :) PP

First low-frequency fast radio burst to grace our skies detected at last

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Joke

@ Voyna i Mor

Your post suggests you should spend less time with amanfrommars1...PP

Rights groups challenge UK cops over refusal to hand over info on IMSI catchers

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Headmaster

Cat out of bag...

...unfortunate choice. I understood this phrase to mean a secret is now generally known. Perhaps "closing the stable door after the horse has bolted" may be more accurate. PP

Click this link and you can get The Register banned in China

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Happy

@ I ain't Spartacus ref Tie me Kangeroo down Sport..

Sexual inuendo....there is now. Thanks IaS.

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Happy

Re: Communist leaders and their sensitivities

Trump = In UK English The Toy Dolls put it best..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eti21PVHXrg

Galileo, here we go again. My my, the Brits are gonna miss EU

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Joke

Re: Fgs

@Stoneshop "fly in the bathroom window, then down the stairs and into the storage cupboard that need it." you're trying to kill that Leopard I was advised to beware of....PP

Science fiction legend Harlan Ellison ends his short time on Earth

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Re: Deathbird Stories

Ironclad. Something like Death Race 3 then? PP

Automated payment machines do NOT work the same all over the world – as I found out

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Pint

Re: Just what I needed on a Friday afternoon

Thanks for the translate warning. My keyboard expresses its joy at not being splattered. PP

>> To replace the coffee.

Swiss cops will 'tolerate' World Cup rabble-rousers – for 60 minutes

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Joke

Re: Waving swords...

Oh! Matron.... (sorry, just came from the "MSDN Nob innuendo thread, couldn't resist). PP

>> No "Carry on..." icon.

Creepy software knows what you are about to do... to that poor salad

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Facepalm

Salad missing something...

Where's the egg?? PP

... Aaaand that's a fifth Brit Army Watchkeeper drone to crash in Wales

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Pint

Bangkok full name @ DG

OK Dodge Geezer. There was a lul so I found this.

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

The city of angels, the great city, the residence of the Emerald Buddha, the impregnable city (unlike Ayutthaya) of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarn.

Enquiring minds etc. PP My pleasure. I'm here all week, Oh wait. ICON.

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Re: Location, location, location

Great commentarderie Dodgy Geezer. What does all that mean? PP

New York State is trying to ban 'deepfakes' and Hollywood isn't happy

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Re: Bedford v The Number

Thanks for posting that. Now I remember that case. Have an upvote. PP

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Pint

Re: WHERE IS THE MENTAL BLEACH...

In the drinks cabinet or if not available, use your local pub. :) PP

PETA calls for fish friendly Swedish street signage

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Pint

Pheasants...Grouse and probably many others.

Following Mark85s point, I've often remarked that Pheasants would have fallen to Darwinism ages ago if not for the care afforded them by shooting estates. Same for Grouse and Grouse moors. I'm sure there are other examples. PP

ICON>> Ideally a nice Claret but this'll do.

Swiss sausage sizzler 4.0 hits 200 bangers per hour

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Facepalm

Re: 1400 degrees? Butter Spreader.

"bread, toast, bagels, baguettes, muffins, pancakes, waffles"

Must be related to this guy then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec

PP

NASA will send tiny helicopter to Mars

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Joke

Re: Ummm...

I think you find the mice got a fair "wedge". :)

Are meta, self-referential or recursive science-fiction films doomed?

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Pint

Re: The Martian..

MJI. I'd cite that as my favorite SF film of recent years. By chance I read the book about 1 year before the film. Book read > 10 times. Film watched 8-10 times. Have an upvote and one of these ('coz Friday). PP

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Re: Dune

No Roj. Me and 7 others (to date). Dune just needed to be WAY longer or a Trilogy. PP

Furious gunwoman opens fire at YouTube HQ, three people shot

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WTF?

London nheavy Police presence....

similar heavy police presence as London. Near the touristy bits, NSY, Party HQs, maybe. Most of Greater London is a policing vacuum. PP

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FAIL

Headscarfs...

Some of the commentariat are old enough to remember when native born UK women disliked going out without headwear, usually silk scarves. And of course, hats at church (or scarves) on Sunday. PP

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Re: Of all places

London vs New York murder rates. Another good link Korev. Thank you. Have an upvote. PP

Ex-GCHQ boss: All the ways to go after Russia. Why pick cyberwar?

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Joke

"It's much easier...

and cheaper, just to shoot people - or use ordinary poisons."

Unless the person you want rid of is Rasputin. PP

>for 70s pop fans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs

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Go

Re: What goes down...

Doesn't Chicago have a mostly over ground metro rail system? How about DLR. If you're building out a new part of a city (or better building a new city) public transport infrastructure can be built in like sewage, water, gas and electric and in some cases high speed FTTH. PP

ESA builds air-breathing engine that works in space

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Re: Cubes vs spheres? Sounds familiar.

Thank you TRT. Nice to hear Windsor Davis again.

Pasties in SPAAAAACE: Cornwall hopes for slice of £50m spaceport cash

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Meh

Re: UK Sheep...

@ Daedalus. It's OK "D". We have plenty of Sheeple. PP

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WTF?

Re: Population density of Ascension Island...

...if it's not classified I for 1 would really like to know why that question was asked. Any guess of any number not > 3 or 4 digits would be about right wouldn't it?

Enquiring minds and all that....

PP

Apple's new 'spaceship' HQ brings the pane for unobservant workers

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Meh

Re: Is it just me?

@TimeMasterT. No, but now you brought it up the image won't go away. Thanks, I think..PP

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WTF?

Glass walled meeting rooms............

Most stupid idea I've come across. Especially if you expect to do audio in them. Glass can reflect light but it always does screw up audio.

Also doesn't make them very private as the OP posted. PP

Fancy owning a two-seat Second World War Messerschmitt fighter?

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Pint

Allied and Axis things together.

My Morse code lecturer was in the Merchant Service during WWII.

He had a photo of a Nazi battleship stern to stern with a Royal Navy battleship, I think in Buens Aires. PP

Full shift to electric vans would melt Royal Mail's London hub, MPs told

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Happy

Expiring batteries.

We've had loads of Prius Mk2s/3s and Lexus. Certainly 40 odd. (I've had 3 since 2006). I asked our FD if we'd ever needed to replace a battery. Apparently, only 1 and that was warranty work.

My current Prius is 94,000mls and absolutely fine. PP

NRA gives FCC boss Ajit Pai a gun as reward for killing net neutrality. Yeah, an actual gun

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Mushroom

Re: Anyone from the

I agree veti but in our European timeline April 12, 1861 is not that long ago and you can't deny divisions still exist today. PP

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WTF?

Re: Anyone from the

@ Boris. Upvoted. I don't shoot (right-pondian) but if you can't hit Bambi with your 1st shot you shouldn't take the shot and you shouldn't own a gun. PP

A dog DNA database? You must be barking

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WTF?

Re; Discarded sticky stuff on wheelchair wheels.

@Jake. As a smoker and a dog owner, I concur completely. But don't leave out the chewing gum muppets. They are a pest to all sighted or otherwise. PP

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Meh

Re: Fuck livestock

Can we do this for cats too. Bloody fed up of them crapping in my driveway. My dogs take care of the back garden, both crapping in and keeping clear of cats. PP

Japan's Robo-Bartenders point to a golden future

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Pint

Flake?

Back a few years by local served me a pint (bitter) with an oversized head. I DID ask "do I get a Flake with that". He chucked a Flake in my beer. Oddly, it was one of those bitters that quite suited a chocletty addition. PP

Farts away! Plane makes unscheduled stop after man won't stop guffing

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Happy

@onefang

Farts and engines. Perpetual motion?

Home taping revisited: A mic in each hand, pointing at speakers

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Go

Re:automatic exchange that allowed call transfers..

Yep. We used to call sex chat lines and transfer them to the MDs PA. Now I'm much nearer her age group now than at the time, I fear I owe her an apology.PP

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Pint

Re: 1970s - green velour flared loons (trousers)

@AC. Ah! A dedicated follower of fashion. PP

>>No "whistles tunelessly" icon and...well Friday. Cheers.

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Happy

Re: Oh my...

@Zimmer.

I think that's the origin of the phrase "The Old Grey Whistle Test". Ah Whispering Bob Harris...mumbles off humming the theme. PP

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Unhappy

Re: C30 C60 C90 Go!

Nope, they write much worse shit now. PP

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