622 posts • joined 28 Mar 2012
@Stoneshop "fly in the bathroom window, then down the stairs and into the storage cupboard that need it." you're trying to kill that Leopard I was advised to beware of....PP
Re: Deathbird Stories
Ironclad. Something like Death Race 3 then? PP
Re: Just what I needed on a Friday afternoon
Thanks for the translate warning. My keyboard expresses its joy at not being splattered. PP
>> To replace the coffee.
Re: Waving swords...
Oh! Matron.... (sorry, just came from the "MSDN Nob innuendo thread, couldn't resist). PP
>> No "Carry on..." icon.
Salad missing something...
Where's the egg?? PP
Bangkok full name @ DG
OK Dodge Geezer. There was a lul so I found this.
Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit
The city of angels, the great city, the residence of the Emerald Buddha, the impregnable city (unlike Ayutthaya) of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarn.
Enquiring minds etc. PP My pleasure. I'm here all week, Oh wait. ICON.
Re: Location, location, location
Great commentarderie Dodgy Geezer. What does all that mean? PP
Re: Bedford v The Number
Thanks for posting that. Now I remember that case. Have an upvote. PP
Re: WHERE IS THE MENTAL BLEACH...
In the drinks cabinet or if not available, use your local pub. :) PP
Pheasants...Grouse and probably many others.
Following Mark85s point, I've often remarked that Pheasants would have fallen to Darwinism ages ago if not for the care afforded them by shooting estates. Same for Grouse and Grouse moors. I'm sure there are other examples. PP
ICON>> Ideally a nice Claret but this'll do.
Re: 1400 degrees? Butter Spreader.
"bread, toast, bagels, baguettes, muffins, pancakes, waffles"
Must be related to this guy then.
I think you find the mice got a fair "wedge". :)
Re: The Martian..
MJI. I'd cite that as my favorite SF film of recent years. By chance I read the book about 1 year before the film. Book read > 10 times. Film watched 8-10 times. Have an upvote and one of these ('coz Friday). PP
No Roj. Me and 7 others (to date). Dune just needed to be WAY longer or a Trilogy. PP
London nheavy Police presence....
similar heavy police presence as London. Near the touristy bits, NSY, Party HQs, maybe. Most of Greater London is a policing vacuum. PP
Some of the commentariat are old enough to remember when native born UK women disliked going out without headwear, usually silk scarves. And of course, hats at church (or scarves) on Sunday. PP
Re: Of all places
London vs New York murder rates. Another good link Korev. Thank you. Have an upvote. PP
"It's much easier...
and cheaper, just to shoot people - or use ordinary poisons."
Unless the person you want rid of is Rasputin. PP
>for 70s pop fans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg
Re: What goes down...
Doesn't Chicago have a mostly over ground metro rail system? How about DLR. If you're building out a new part of a city (or better building a new city) public transport infrastructure can be built in like sewage, water, gas and electric and in some cases high speed FTTH. PP
Re: Cubes vs spheres? Sounds familiar.
Thank you TRT. Nice to hear Windsor Davis again.
Re: UK Sheep...
@ Daedalus. It's OK "D". We have plenty of Sheeple. PP
Re: Population density of Ascension Island...
...if it's not classified I for 1 would really like to know why that question was asked. Any guess of any number not > 3 or 4 digits would be about right wouldn't it?
Enquiring minds and all that....
Re: Is it just me?
@TimeMasterT. No, but now you brought it up the image won't go away. Thanks, I think..PP
Glass walled meeting rooms............
Most stupid idea I've come across. Especially if you expect to do audio in them. Glass can reflect light but it always does screw up audio.
Also doesn't make them very private as the OP posted. PP
Allied and Axis things together.
My Morse code lecturer was in the Merchant Service during WWII.
He had a photo of a Nazi battleship stern to stern with a Royal Navy battleship, I think in Buens Aires. PP
We've had loads of Prius Mk2s/3s and Lexus. Certainly 40 odd. (I've had 3 since 2006). I asked our FD if we'd ever needed to replace a battery. Apparently, only 1 and that was warranty work.
My current Prius is 94,000mls and absolutely fine. PP
Re: Anyone from the
I agree veti but in our European timeline April 12, 1861 is not that long ago and you can't deny divisions still exist today. PP
Re: Anyone from the
@ Boris. Upvoted. I don't shoot (right-pondian) but if you can't hit Bambi with your 1st shot you shouldn't take the shot and you shouldn't own a gun. PP
Re; Discarded sticky stuff on wheelchair wheels.
@Jake. As a smoker and a dog owner, I concur completely. But don't leave out the chewing gum muppets. They are a pest to all sighted or otherwise. PP
Re: Fuck livestock
Can we do this for cats too. Bloody fed up of them crapping in my driveway. My dogs take care of the back garden, both crapping in and keeping clear of cats. PP
Back a few years by local served me a pint (bitter) with an oversized head. I DID ask "do I get a Flake with that". He chucked a Flake in my beer. Oddly, it was one of those bitters that quite suited a chocletty addition. PP
Farts and engines. Perpetual motion?
Re:automatic exchange that allowed call transfers..
Yep. We used to call sex chat lines and transfer them to the MDs PA. Now I'm much nearer her age group now than at the time, I fear I owe her an apology.PP
Re: 1970s - green velour flared loons (trousers)
@AC. Ah! A dedicated follower of fashion. PP
>>No "whistles tunelessly" icon and...well Friday. Cheers.
Re: Oh my...
I think that's the origin of the phrase "The Old Grey Whistle Test". Ah Whispering Bob Harris...mumbles off humming the theme. PP
Re: C30 C60 C90 Go!
Nope, they write much worse shit now. PP
Re: C30 C60 C90 Go!
Sounds like they borrowed Adam Ants drummers too.......
Bugs Bunny girl...
@Santitz. No, but Jessica Rabbit is another story entirely. PP
Re: Yellow Pages
@ Alistair. Some thing similar going on with Aardvark too. PP
>> Nearly beer o'clock.
Re: Never mind eating the crumbly parts
@Earl Grey. Oh dear, OCD, it is only me then who opens the crisp packet fully via the seams so the inside of the bag becomes a flavour coated silver "plate". Getting the flavour then simply involves a slightly wet finger and no corners to lose flavour bombs in. Ah well wanders off muttering.....PP
UK roads reclassified from "National" to "limited".
Note the change crossing from Berkshire to Surrey. Perfectly safe dual carriageway in Berkshire pulled back to 50mph on the Surrey side. National (= 60 mph or 70 for dual carriageway). Go figure (and note the appearance of speed cameras). Coincidence? PP
Take 2 for a round of..............
Then you can eat one whilst you're playing. PP
Oh! and one of these to wash it all down.
Canadian ship borne explosions.
I know I'd heard of an ship carrying ordinance going bang in Canada. A little searching turned up this.
I hear rumors the anchor was found miles away but the article doesn't specify other than "scattered fragments of Mont-Blanc for kilometres".
In memory of those affected. PP
It knows where the gravel pits and power lines are. So, Ordnance Survey, where should UK's driverless cars go?
OS Maps vs Google or anything else.
I'm wondering why anyone would use an OS map in a car except for off roading. I've only ever used OS maps on foot, usually miles from the nearest road. In a car I use a Road map, as current as I can find. PP
I hear they make a tasty lunch.
@Alan Brown. WOW! You have a dog that cooks.. I'm coming round for dinner with a camera. PP
As a new junior tech in a UK radio manufacturers test dept at the end of the production line, I had the job of turning things on for the very 1st time and running through a test document the QA Dept gave us for each product. This one was a portable HF amp, AC powered.
The end of this box nearest the AC was a BIG (think baked bean can sized) electrolytic, a transformer and another BIG (bean can) electrolytic on the more interesting, almost DC bit of the device (smoothing I think).
Visual check, red wires going to +ve, black wires going to -ve. Connect up meters at the proscribed test points and turn on.
Meters rapidly shot to the far right (in some cases so violently the needles came back looking like false eyelashes.
ENORMOUS bang and a veritable mushroom cloud of paper and green gunk.
Most of the test bench including me was also covered in green gunk and a nice post apocalyptic shower of shredded foiled paper shards descended.
Cause. The lower rated bean can that should have been on the DC side was on the AC side of the transformer and vice versa. That box went to the ladies wot fix things once the techs have decided what's faulty. It was still there 3 years later when I left.
But the incident did create 2 new procedures.
Check the right components are in the right place, especially large ones that could go bang.
Don't connect anything to the kit until you're sure somethings not going to go BANG! PP
Hmmm. I thought there was a problem with this.
"In a DC circuit, the power consumed is simply the product of the DC voltage times the DC current, given in watts. However, for AC circuits with reactance we have to calculate the power consumed differently."
The example given finds 240v x 5 amps = 205 ish watts so there is a BIG difference.
Phew, it's a long time since I did this stuff and I still prefer DC.
The one with the MRGC in the pocket.
Switch mode PSUs or not.
Puts me in mind of the unfortunate young techie who was filling in for me when our stateside supplier sent a demo unit (in a PC) for an upcoming exhibition here in Blighty.
No one told him he'd have to flip the switch from 110v to 220-240v.
Flew across the lab he did.
I think we were all young techies when we learnt those kinds of lessons. PP
Re: Well done China......
and without them poor old Mark Watney would be Martian dust now......oh, it wasn't a documentary. PP
Re: per the piccy it seems to coast over Spain
Genuine question. Shirly they'd still have some fuel on board to adjust it's de-orbit and ultimate landing zone. They did that with SkyLab didn't they??PP