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Galileo, here we go again. My my, the Brits are gonna miss EU

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Re: Fgs

@Stoneshop "fly in the bathroom window, then down the stairs and into the storage cupboard that need it." you're trying to kill that Leopard I was advised to beware of....PP

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Science fiction legend Harlan Ellison ends his short time on Earth

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Re: Deathbird Stories

Ironclad. Something like Death Race 3 then? PP

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Automated payment machines do NOT work the same all over the world – as I found out

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Re: Just what I needed on a Friday afternoon

Thanks for the translate warning. My keyboard expresses its joy at not being splattered. PP

>> To replace the coffee.

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Swiss cops will 'tolerate' World Cup rabble-rousers – for 60 minutes

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Re: Waving swords...

Oh! Matron.... (sorry, just came from the "MSDN Nob innuendo thread, couldn't resist). PP

>> No "Carry on..." icon.

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Creepy software knows what you are about to do... to that poor salad

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Salad missing something...

Where's the egg?? PP

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... Aaaand that's a fifth Brit Army Watchkeeper drone to crash in Wales

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Bangkok full name @ DG

OK Dodge Geezer. There was a lul so I found this.

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

The city of angels, the great city, the residence of the Emerald Buddha, the impregnable city (unlike Ayutthaya) of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarn.

Enquiring minds etc. PP My pleasure. I'm here all week, Oh wait. ICON.

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Re: Location, location, location

Great commentarderie Dodgy Geezer. What does all that mean? PP

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New York State is trying to ban 'deepfakes' and Hollywood isn't happy

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Re: Bedford v The Number

Thanks for posting that. Now I remember that case. Have an upvote. PP

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Re: WHERE IS THE MENTAL BLEACH...

In the drinks cabinet or if not available, use your local pub. :) PP

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PETA calls for fish friendly Swedish street signage

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Pheasants...Grouse and probably many others.

Following Mark85s point, I've often remarked that Pheasants would have fallen to Darwinism ages ago if not for the care afforded them by shooting estates. Same for Grouse and Grouse moors. I'm sure there are other examples. PP

ICON>> Ideally a nice Claret but this'll do.

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Swiss sausage sizzler 4.0 hits 200 bangers per hour

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Re: 1400 degrees? Butter Spreader.

"bread, toast, bagels, baguettes, muffins, pancakes, waffles"

Must be related to this guy then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec

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NASA will send tiny helicopter to Mars

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Re: Ummm...

I think you find the mice got a fair "wedge". :)

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Are meta, self-referential or recursive science-fiction films doomed?

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Re: The Martian..

MJI. I'd cite that as my favorite SF film of recent years. By chance I read the book about 1 year before the film. Book read > 10 times. Film watched 8-10 times. Have an upvote and one of these ('coz Friday). PP

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Re: Dune

No Roj. Me and 7 others (to date). Dune just needed to be WAY longer or a Trilogy. PP

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Furious gunwoman opens fire at YouTube HQ, three people shot

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London nheavy Police presence....

similar heavy police presence as London. Near the touristy bits, NSY, Party HQs, maybe. Most of Greater London is a policing vacuum. PP

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Headscarfs...

Some of the commentariat are old enough to remember when native born UK women disliked going out without headwear, usually silk scarves. And of course, hats at church (or scarves) on Sunday. PP

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Re: Of all places

London vs New York murder rates. Another good link Korev. Thank you. Have an upvote. PP

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Ex-GCHQ boss: All the ways to go after Russia. Why pick cyberwar?

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"It's much easier...

and cheaper, just to shoot people - or use ordinary poisons."

Unless the person you want rid of is Rasputin. PP

>for 70s pop fans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

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Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs

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Re: What goes down...

Doesn't Chicago have a mostly over ground metro rail system? How about DLR. If you're building out a new part of a city (or better building a new city) public transport infrastructure can be built in like sewage, water, gas and electric and in some cases high speed FTTH. PP

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ESA builds air-breathing engine that works in space

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Re: Cubes vs spheres? Sounds familiar.

Thank you TRT. Nice to hear Windsor Davis again.

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Pasties in SPAAAAACE: Cornwall hopes for slice of £50m spaceport cash

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Re: UK Sheep...

@ Daedalus. It's OK "D". We have plenty of Sheeple. PP

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Re: Population density of Ascension Island...

...if it's not classified I for 1 would really like to know why that question was asked. Any guess of any number not > 3 or 4 digits would be about right wouldn't it?

Enquiring minds and all that....

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Apple's new 'spaceship' HQ brings the pane for unobservant workers

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Re: Is it just me?

@TimeMasterT. No, but now you brought it up the image won't go away. Thanks, I think..PP

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Glass walled meeting rooms............

Most stupid idea I've come across. Especially if you expect to do audio in them. Glass can reflect light but it always does screw up audio.

Also doesn't make them very private as the OP posted. PP

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Fancy owning a two-seat Second World War Messerschmitt fighter?

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Allied and Axis things together.

My Morse code lecturer was in the Merchant Service during WWII.

He had a photo of a Nazi battleship stern to stern with a Royal Navy battleship, I think in Buens Aires. PP

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Full shift to electric vans would melt Royal Mail's London hub, MPs told

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Expiring batteries.

We've had loads of Prius Mk2s/3s and Lexus. Certainly 40 odd. (I've had 3 since 2006). I asked our FD if we'd ever needed to replace a battery. Apparently, only 1 and that was warranty work.

My current Prius is 94,000mls and absolutely fine. PP

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NRA gives FCC boss Ajit Pai a gun as reward for killing net neutrality. Yeah, an actual gun

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Re: Anyone from the

I agree veti but in our European timeline April 12, 1861 is not that long ago and you can't deny divisions still exist today. PP

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Re: Anyone from the

@ Boris. Upvoted. I don't shoot (right-pondian) but if you can't hit Bambi with your 1st shot you shouldn't take the shot and you shouldn't own a gun. PP

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A dog DNA database? You must be barking

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Re; Discarded sticky stuff on wheelchair wheels.

@Jake. As a smoker and a dog owner, I concur completely. But don't leave out the chewing gum muppets. They are a pest to all sighted or otherwise. PP

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Re: Fuck livestock

Can we do this for cats too. Bloody fed up of them crapping in my driveway. My dogs take care of the back garden, both crapping in and keeping clear of cats. PP

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Japan's Robo-Bartenders point to a golden future

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Flake?

Back a few years by local served me a pint (bitter) with an oversized head. I DID ask "do I get a Flake with that". He chucked a Flake in my beer. Oddly, it was one of those bitters that quite suited a chocletty addition. PP

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Farts away! Plane makes unscheduled stop after man won't stop guffing

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@onefang

Farts and engines. Perpetual motion?

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Home taping revisited: A mic in each hand, pointing at speakers

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Re:automatic exchange that allowed call transfers..

Yep. We used to call sex chat lines and transfer them to the MDs PA. Now I'm much nearer her age group now than at the time, I fear I owe her an apology.PP

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Re: 1970s - green velour flared loons (trousers)

@AC. Ah! A dedicated follower of fashion. PP

>>No "whistles tunelessly" icon and...well Friday. Cheers.

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Re: Oh my...

@Zimmer.

I think that's the origin of the phrase "The Old Grey Whistle Test". Ah Whispering Bob Harris...mumbles off humming the theme. PP

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Re: C30 C60 C90 Go!

Nope, they write much worse shit now. PP

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Re: C30 C60 C90 Go!

Sounds like they borrowed Adam Ants drummers too.......

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It's been 50 years since those damn dirty apes took the planet by storm

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Bugs Bunny girl...

@Santitz. No, but Jessica Rabbit is another story entirely. PP

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Basket case lawsuit: Fancy fruit florists flail Google over rotten ads, demand $200m damages

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Re: Yellow Pages

@ Alistair. Some thing similar going on with Aardvark too. PP

>> Nearly beer o'clock.

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Dori-no! PepsiCo boss says biz is planning to sell lady crisps

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Re: Never mind eating the crumbly parts

@Earl Grey. Oh dear, OCD, it is only me then who opens the crisp packet fully via the seams so the inside of the bag becomes a flavour coated silver "plate". Getting the flavour then simply involves a slightly wet finger and no corners to lose flavour bombs in. Ah well wanders off muttering.....PP

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A tiny Ohio village turned itself into a $3m speed-cam trap. Now it has to pay back the fines

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UK roads reclassified from "National" to "limited".

Note the change crossing from Berkshire to Surrey. Perfectly safe dual carriageway in Berkshire pulled back to 50mph on the Surrey side. National (= 60 mph or 70 for dual carriageway). Go figure (and note the appearance of speed cameras). Coincidence? PP

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Morrisons launches bizarre Yorkshire Pudding pizza thing

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Take 2 for a round of..............

Frizbie Golf.

http://bdga.org.uk/

Then you can eat one whilst you're playing. PP

Oh! and one of these to wash it all down.

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Thar she blows: Strava heat map shows folk on shipwreck packed with 1,500 tonnes of bombs

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Canadian ship borne explosions.

I know I'd heard of an ship carrying ordinance going bang in Canada. A little searching turned up this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_Explosion

I hear rumors the anchor was found miles away but the article doesn't specify other than "scattered fragments of Mont-Blanc for kilometres".

In memory of those affected. PP

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It knows where the gravel pits and power lines are. So, Ordnance Survey, where should UK's driverless cars go?

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OS Maps vs Google or anything else.

I'm wondering why anyone would use an OS map in a car except for off roading. I've only ever used OS maps on foot, usually miles from the nearest road. In a car I use a Road map, as current as I can find. PP

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'There was no monetary incentive for this' = not what you want to hear about your tattoo

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I hear they make a tasty lunch.

@Alan Brown. WOW! You have a dog that cooks.. I'm coming round for dinner with a camera. PP

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'The capacitors exploded, showering the lab in flaming confetti'

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Exploding electrolytics.

As a new junior tech in a UK radio manufacturers test dept at the end of the production line, I had the job of turning things on for the very 1st time and running through a test document the QA Dept gave us for each product. This one was a portable HF amp, AC powered.

The end of this box nearest the AC was a BIG (think baked bean can sized) electrolytic, a transformer and another BIG (bean can) electrolytic on the more interesting, almost DC bit of the device (smoothing I think).

Visual check, red wires going to +ve, black wires going to -ve. Connect up meters at the proscribed test points and turn on.

Meters rapidly shot to the far right (in some cases so violently the needles came back looking like false eyelashes.

ENORMOUS bang and a veritable mushroom cloud of paper and green gunk.

Most of the test bench including me was also covered in green gunk and a nice post apocalyptic shower of shredded foiled paper shards descended.

Cause. The lower rated bean can that should have been on the DC side was on the AC side of the transformer and vice versa. That box went to the ladies wot fix things once the techs have decided what's faulty. It was still there 3 years later when I left.

But the incident did create 2 new procedures.

Check the right components are in the right place, especially large ones that could go bang.

Don't connect anything to the kit until you're sure somethings not going to go BANG! PP

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Re: Improbable

Hmmm. I thought there was a problem with this.

"In a DC circuit, the power consumed is simply the product of the DC voltage times the DC current, given in watts. However, for AC circuits with reactance we have to calculate the power consumed differently."

The example given finds 240v x 5 amps = 205 ish watts so there is a BIG difference.

https://www.electronics-tutorials.ws/accircuits/power-in-ac-circuits.html

Phew, it's a long time since I did this stuff and I still prefer DC.

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The one with the MRGC in the pocket.

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Switch mode PSUs or not.

Puts me in mind of the unfortunate young techie who was filling in for me when our stateside supplier sent a demo unit (in a PC) for an upcoming exhibition here in Blighty.

No one told him he'd have to flip the switch from 110v to 220-240v.

Flew across the lab he did.

I think we were all young techies when we learnt those kinds of lessons. PP

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China's first space station to – ahem – de-orbit in late March

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Re: Well done China......

and without them poor old Mark Watney would be Martian dust now......oh, it wasn't a documentary. PP

>>because, Friday.

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Re: per the piccy it seems to coast over Spain

Genuine question. Shirly they'd still have some fuel on board to adjust it's de-orbit and ultimate landing zone. They did that with SkyLab didn't they??PP

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