* Posts by imanidiot

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Senior slippery sex stimulator sales exec sacked for shafting .org-asmic cyber-space place, a tribunal hears

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Stop your whimpering

and take it like a man. Sounds like this guy screwed up and didn't want to admit it, souring work relations. He had 3 years to take the hint and leave of his own accord.

Clever girl: SpaceX's Mars-bound Raptor engine looks like it works just fine

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Re: Green

If I understand correctly the copper is actually the direct lining of the combustion chamber and throat, so what is happening is probably a bit of engine rich combustion.

What can be done to fix it can involve many things. Among them: Changing fuel/oxidizer mixture ratios, changing the flow balance in the wall to improve cooling in the hotspots, altering wall thickness (either thinner or thicker, depending on what is happening), changing the injector pattern or slightly altering the flow in certain spots.

There is no TEA/TEB being used in the full size Raptor, so it's definitely not the starter system causing the tinge. On top of that the flame starts out yellow and then turns green. It'd be the other way around if it was ignition fluid.

I also doubt it's the camera as different angles show the same discoloration, and I'd find it strange if several cameras with different lenses, at different angles all showed exactly the same sensor saturation issue.

LibreOffice patches malicious code-execution bug, Apache OpenOffice – wait for it, wait for it – doesn't

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Re: Tried Libre about 3 weeks ago....

I'm of the opinion that if you're using that many row in an excel sheet you shouldn't be using excel but something more adapt at handling massive data sets and complex math operations on those sets. Something like MatLab ($$$, great documentation and service) or SciLab (Free, open source, but terrible documentation) or something along those lines. Much faster, and allows all kinds of funky stuff that is sometimes hard to pull off in excel.

Boffin suggests Trappist monk approach for Spectre-Meltdown-grade processor flaws, other security holes: Don't say anything public – zip it

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So? Responsible Disclosure?

Isn't what he's arguing for basically the ground rules for responsible disclosure? Keep schtum, report the problem to the company, give them enough time to fix it or at least give you a response and reasoned argument why they need more time or won't fix it. Then if the company is being an arsehat and only AFTER the previously set deadline has expired without action or response do you disclose to put pressure on the company.

I think the professor is being a bit naïeve in his thinking if he's arguing we should wait with disclosing until it's either patched or exploits are out there because the past has shown we won't know of many of the exploits in use until it's far, far too late.

El Reg talks to PornHub sister biz AgeID – and an indie pornographer – about age verification

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Re: Easter

It does actually say that, they'll be cajoling the ISPs into blocking the sites (Ofcourse that doesn't work, you know that, I know that, every 13 year old boy with common sense or the ability to google knows that, but apparently that particular fact has eluded the lawmakers).

Techies tinker with toilet-topper to turn it into ticker-tracker

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Re: Dickheads

The solutions exist. It's mostly politics and logistics that get in the way.

Sysadmin's three-line 'annoyance-buster' busts painstakingly crafted, crucial policy

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Re: Behind a locked door...

Nah, just inside the BOFH manual, with the heavy steel covers. Wired to the heavy duty inverter downstairs. Remember to use your gloves.

I'm a crime-fighter, says FamilyTreeDNA boss after being caught giving folks' DNA data to FBI

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Re: It's For the Children

1984 and several real world political regimes of the past and present. Some of which seem to have taken George Orwell's book as an instruction manual.

Techie finds himself telling caller there is no safe depth of water for operating computers

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Re: Design deficiencies

That's a very shitty thing to have happen. Bet your friend had a crap day when he returned.

It's also why you ALWAYS either leave something clearly unfinished or finish it completely. Or at the very least tape the bog lid shut with a very big notice on top that the pipes are not connected.

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Re: Deep Six

At the same time, once a macbook's been wet, it's a ticking time bomb. It's not a matter of IF it'll stop working but when.The boards completely unprotected with no conformal coating whatsoever to prevent corrosion.

Ca-caw-caw: Pigeon poops on tot's face as tempers fray at siege of Lincoln flats

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No wonder

No wonder the place is infested with the flying rats. Plenty of roosting opportunity and probably plenty of food sources around from people littering. Whomever thought it would be a good idea to mount those aircon units outside the flat like that deserves to live there for the rest of their lives. Only way to solve it now is to put proper boxes around them with steeply sloped tops and all access holes sealed up properly. The only other solution is to shoot the f%^kers, but that tends to get the treehugging crowd riled up and is difficult to do safely in a residential area.

Trying to log into Office 365 right now? It's a coin flip, says Microsoft: Service goes TITSUP as Azure portal wobbles

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Re: And this is what you get

Backup, as in, another computer that can take over when the first one fails. Preferably on a different power supply, bonus for geographically separate too. Not just a copy of your data (though having that is ofcourse also a good idea).

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Re: And this is what you get

Atleast if it goes down you then have control over getting it back up, instead of having to sit on your hands and waiting for someone else to figure out where they fucked up.

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And this is what you get

For running stuff you depend on, on *someone else's computers*. If you can't afford for something to go down, host it yourself and have backups. Don't let someone else run it with the ("not a") backup on exactly the same service.

Irish data watchdog to Facebook: Hang about, what's all this about a WhatsApp, Instagram, Messenger merger now?

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That would be a stupid move

I'm currently (reluctantly) still using WhatsApp because it's the only way I communicate with some relatives, but if Facebook does indeed pulls everything into the Borg that's ending immediately. Screw Facebook. They already know way too much about me. I'm not going to be using FaceBorg Messenger, EVER.

Japanese astronomers find tiniest Kuiper Belt object yet – using cheap 'scopes and off-the-shelf CMOS cameras

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Impressive.

That's all I can say. Very impressive work.

Underfunded HCI startup Maxta hits the buffers as VC cash runs out

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Re: $35 million in funding

might HAVE been needed...

Raspberry Pi Foundation says its final farewells to 40nm with release of Compute Module 3+

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Re: "How can we find out? There's science to be done!"

Yes. Sure. For anybody that is still alive. We'll go with that.

My chemical romance drowns tomorrow's money, warns TSMC: Chip maker's yields rocked by bad batch

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Sounds a bit like a bad batch of resist resulting in poor litho performance. Or possibly something got contaminated with copper. That's a really insiduous contaminant in how it affects the chip. Could work fine for a while until higher temps allow the copper to diffuse somewhere it shouldn't be.

NASA's Opportunity rover celebrates 15 years on Mars – by staying as dead as a doornail

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Re: at present we don't know the rover's status

I'm sure it's got a terrible pain down it's left side transistors, so why bother even telling us. We wouldn't listen.

SpaceX enjoys three whole seconds of fire and fury on Pad 39A

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Re: First space tailback?

Maybe the crew dragon is supposed to dock to the port the Cargo dragon would be docked to? They don't have a massive amount of free docking ports and some are more suitable for a first time docking than others

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Flame

I don't know, I'm certain I achieved at least momentary lift-off this morning.

You heard the latest Chinese CRISPRs? They are real: Renegade bio-boffin did genetically modify baby twins

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Re: Gene therepy not needed for HIV-free kids.

With proper treatment the levels of virus in the blood can be reduced to such low levels that it would be safe to do it the old-fashioned way (giggity) without risk of infecting the mother.

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Re: He has a tough name to work with...

What?

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Re: He has a tough name to work with...

Wait I thought Anyone would be the pitcher?

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Re: non susceptible carriers (Typhoid Mary)

For a disease like AIDS thats not really all that big of a problem. With modern medicine most of those that carry HIV are at least asymptomatic carriers. (And with proper treatment the levels become so low they are not even in danger of passing it on anymore).

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"Within a generation we have lost our unmodified seed stock. You can still get them, but not in a large enough quantity to feed our neighbors."

Citation needed.

I call bullshit on this one. Yes Monsanto delivers a scarily large portion of the worlds seed stock, but not all of it is modified (they sell more than one variety) and they don't deliver all of it. There's still a lot of it around. If a large proportion of farmers ever decides to switch back it'll probably be about a year to 2 years before a full switch can be made by all, but it's most certainly NOT out of the question.

Users fail to squeak through basic computer skills test. Well, it was the '90s

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Re: Not sure...

It never fails.

Data hackers are like toilet ninjas. This is not a clean crime, you know

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And the worst part is

If YOU as the outsider ever so much as put a dirty teaspoon on the counter you'll be apologizing profusely in the all-staff meeting called just to shame you.

It's the weekend. We're out of puns for now. Just have a gander at China's Moon lander and robo-sidekick snaps, videos

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Re: "Prepare to die"

You know very well I meant descent... I can't help it you lot came up with such a convoluted language.

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Yes, the PNGC did most of the decent and Armstrong took control because of the boulders, but he flew Eagle down to the surface for a very soft landing when the procedure was basically "contact light on = Engine off, drop the rest of the way". I didn't say he took control just to make a soft landing. *pedantic mode off*

From what I can find most landings in the Apollo program happened under control of the guidance system, with the pilot or commander only moving the landing point around a bit by providing input to said guidance sytem. I seem to recall thr decent of Apollo 11 was also happening completely statisfactory under the control of the guidance system, apart from heading for the above mentioned rock filled crater field. I seem to recall Armstrong mentioning that he took manual control when the 1202 alarm went off as he mentioned the LM still responded to control input.

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Re: Landing on the Mun

Jebediah, Jeb, with a B. That is all, carry on.

--> Mines the one with the Rockomax logo and the LT-05 micro landing leg sticking out the pocket.

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Re: Maybe due to lack of people onboard.

And I should add, the reason the Apollo LM's did the "drop like a brick for the last bit" landing was that the engine bell didn't have sufficient clearance if a stiff landing was made and could get damaged, which might be problematic if it's still providing thrust.

For the Chinese landing it was probably a matter of "crush tube shock absorbers are sufficient and lighter than slowing down under power". If you can survive hitting the surface at (what looks like) about 3 to 5 m/s, then that's a lot of slowing down you don't need to do any other way. And it makes sure you don't bounce. You can absorb all that energy in one go and stay where you plonk down much more assuredly than with a gentle touchdown (especially on a slope, where the vertical axis of the craft suddenly starts differing from vertical).

Finally for comparison, it seems Apollo 15 made the hardest landing of the program. Now compare this video of that landing with the Chinese vide. Keep in mind the Apollo video was shot with a much narrower angle lens from several meters above the surface and the Chinese lander video was filmed with a higher angle and ends up MUCH closer to the lunar surface. I dare say the Chinese pulled off a very smooth landing indeed based on this.

For those interested in LM landing gear design, references:

https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/LM_Landing%20Gear1973010151.pdf

https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/tnD6850LMLandingGearSubsytem.pdf

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Look at some of the landing videos from other Apollo missions. The LM was designed to shut down it's engine 1.6 meters (a bit over 5 feet) above the surface and just drop the rest of the way. Armstrong however was a bit of a perfectionist and since he was manually controlling the decent anyway (because of the computer problems they were having) he set it down much more gently than some of the other landings. The landing gear incorporated some sizeable shock absorbers. I can't find the data now but I suspect Apollo 11 made (one of the) softest landings in the Apollo program.

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Re: Danger! <insert robot voice here>

To be fair, Mars has about double the gravity, and an atmosphere, making a landing like this much more difficult there. And let's not forget the Curiosity's landing method of lowering the rover from a hovering rocket skycrane. That was pretty damn cool. Lastly, keep in mind Beagle was built to a budget, both financially and in weight terms. Adding propellant to do a mid decent hover adds a lot of weight. Just dropping straight to the surface with airbags and a parachute is just a lot more efficient weight-wise

Court orders moribund ZX Spectrum reboot firm's directors to stump up £38k legal costs bill

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That was going to be my joke... Have an upvote

Core blimey... When is an AMD CPU core not a CPU core? It's now up to a jury of 12 to decide

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Uhhhmmmm

Or it can go to a jury trial in which members of the public (albeit likely tech-savvy ones since the case is taking place in Silicon Valley)

You guys seriously overestimate the tech-savvyness of the general public. Even those living in a supposedly "high tech" area are not that likely to be super tech savvy. Most people are idiots, independent of location or supposed level of education and intelligence.

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Re: /proc/cpuinfo Never Lies (or does it?)

"A core on a multi-core processor has always been understood to provide an independent processing unit, including an independent floating point unit and independent caches."

- Citation needed -

Q. China just landed on its far side, the US woz there 50 years ago – now Europe wants to mine it? A. It's the Moon

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There isn't much there to mess with.

French diplomat: Spies gonna spy – there aren't any magical cyberspace laws that can prevent it

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WTF?

Spying will happen, if not by nations then by high level criminals

So taking very good precautions is a necessity either way. Even if the nations themselves don't do the spying and/or hacking, there's plenty of criminals out there who benefit from doing such (possibly sponsored or at least purposely ignored by whatever nation they are in). And since no security is 100% hack proof, maybe it's better NOT to put everything on the internet...

I don't know what the temperature in hell currently is, but this politician is actually saying things that make sense. Yes he probably has a national interest too, as highlighted above, but it still makes sense.

Are you sure your disc drive has stopped rotating, or are you just ignoring the messages?

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Re: Similar but different experience

With these sorts of issues, ALWAYS allow your boss a way to share in the credit. If your boss had been smart (or you explained how to appear smart to him) he'd have gone to his superiors binder in hand, and told them: "I had my underling work out some cost savings ideas, here's what he came up with". That way he gets to share in the credit instead of feeling stupid for not coming up with it himself.

ALWAYS give your boss (undeserved) credit. Just be sure to keep some evidence in hand of how much he ACTUALLY did in case he ever tries to screw you over with it.

The Large Hadron Collider is small beer. Give us billions more for bigger kit, say boffins

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Re: One ring to rule them all?

For Astronomy it's the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope obviously.

As for particle physicists, TeVer? (As in Tera electron Volt Fever?) Or Luminosity Fever?

What a cheep shot: Bird sorry after legal eagles fire DMCA takedown at scooter unlock blog

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Re: I doubt they'll be that cheap

$150 bucks for an impounded scooter at auction, probably sight unseen or only for a short period, with no warranty or guarantee it will even work (and probably one that has been abused a lot before it got impounded) doesn't really sound like a great deal to me.

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I doubt they'll be that cheap

Due to all this media attention I doubt the auctioned scooters will be all that cheap, as it'll attract many more people with little sense of value that might otherwise have thought this job would be too difficult for them and stayed away.

Spektr-R goes quiet, Dragon splashes down and SpaceX lays off

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Re: UK method is nicer

It also means the bosses have about a month of staff being able to finish or transfer their work in an orderly fashion, whereas the US system of instant redundancies often leaves many things in limbo and creates utter chaos for those left behind to clean up the mess.

Nissan EV app password reset prompts user panic

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Re: WAIT! Hang on, back up a second ...

(AFAIK, I don't own an EV) If it's still connected to the charger and the electronics is actually well designed, probably nothing and no.

Come mobile users, gather round and learn how to add up

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Re: Better One Innit

I had all of the equations need and often some example sums in my TI-83 graphing calculator when finishing high school. We couldn't be forbidden from using that as it was an allowed aid by official rules :) Barely used it though, as it turned out I usually just did my homework and actually learned stuff. The programming cable paid for itself and some snacks though. Not all students bothered.

Unexpected final boss for games kit SpatialOS: Unity blasts multiplayer GDK out of the cloud

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Unity's story seems a more believable and complete version. Improbable's version of events, to me, feels a bit improbable...

No plain sailing for Anon hacktivist picked up by Disney cruise ship: 10 years in the cooler for hospital DDoS caper

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And this is why it shouldn't be allowed to represent yourself in criminal court unless you can show you are competent enough to do so. Yes, the guy is an idiot. He probably would have gotten a far lesser sentence had he had a competent lawyer to show mitigating circumstances and prevent him from shooting himself in both feet with a letter like that.

Hubble 'scope camera breaks down amid US govt shutdown, forcing boffins to fix it for free

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Re: "Just look at how the Challenger disaster happened"

The cold O-rings might have been the direct cause of the shuttle exploding, it wasn't the cause of the accident. The roots of what allowed the accident to happen and the reason the decision to launch was made lie deep within the culture and organisation of NASA at the time. Read the entire accident rapport (and especially Feynmans Appendix F of such) and read between the lines. Yes, many people were aware of the dangers and many were aware of the possible ways in which their "bit" of the shuttle could fail. Nobody really had a good overview of how all these complex systems worked together and how things could cascade. Likewise, foam shedding was never really linked to thermal protection system damage, and thermal protection system damage had never properly been investigated.

NASA tried multiple times to get different shuttle designs worked out but got stonewalled because they "HAD a shuttle". And the STS itself formed a VERY poor basis for further development as it had been painted into a very difficult corner by the demands placed on it by the military (mainly: once around orbits requiring large cross-range capability and thus large wings, high cargo capacity thus requiring a very large oversize cargo-bay, the decision to use "reusable" engines that turned out to be so complex they weren't actually cheaper than just dumping them in the ocean but made the vehicle much heavier and much more complex)