* Posts by imanidiot

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RIP: First space-walk badass Alexei Leonov, who made it to 85 despite best efforts of Soviet machine

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Re: Fake news!!!

Welll... To be fair it once veered wildly off course, disintegrated and was then explosively terminated by range control.

How do we stop filling the oceans with Lego? By being a BaaS-tard, toy maker suggests

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Re: Any plastic experts out there?

ABS plastic is never as good when recycled as when new. For Lego this means they can probably recycle a small amount of fresh factory waste (Sprues and such) by adding a small percentage to new material but used Lego bricks cannot be recycled to something with sufficient quality. You can probably make other stuff out of it, but it is usually much weaker plastic.

Apple insists it's totally not doing that thing it wasn't accused of: We're not handing over Safari URLs to Tencent – just people's IP addresses

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Don't worry, I'm sure it was a mistake and the person responsible has been demoted to unpaid intern and sent to fetch coffee. I'm sure Apple's blackout of the Register will continue as normal going forward.

How bad is Catalina? It's almost Apple Maps bad: MacOS 10.15 pushes Cupertino's low bar for code quality lower still

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Too many cooks.

It seems to me this is also at least in part caused by the loss of their central great magnificent jesus Jobs. Shit like this would get people yelled at, so they had a central focus point of: "It has to work well enough for me not to get yelled at by Jobs".

Without that central focus point everybody is working for some manager or another that is not really communicating with anyone else. Meaning there is no focus at all.

Spacecraft that told us 'you're screwed' finally gives up the ghost after doubling its shelf life

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Re: You won't see the bunny hopping and falls like those seen in the Apollo videos.

I doubt they are correct there. The bunny hopping wasn't because of the suits, it was simply the most effective way for us bipedals to move in the low gravity environment (Compared to what we are used to).

And the falling will happen too. Because humans are clumsy and not used to a low gravity environment.

Lies, damn lies, and KPIs: Let's not fix the formula until we have someone else to blame

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Re: bigwigs had spent the last year working on ... "numbers totally unrelated to reality"

I would say that's business as usual anyway. Most of the time the "numbers" the bigwigs work with are so abstracted and convoluted someone might as well have pulled them from their ass

Criminalise British drone fliers, snarl MPs amid crackdown demands

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Flame

Can we please NOT mention FLARM in discussions like this. Imho it's a fucking disgrace of a system that should never have found widespread use in the way that it did, and is actively detrimental to flight safety in many areas. It has it's uses in mountain flying when stuck to a ridgeline doing 200 km/h in a glider, or for a paraglider pilot on that same ridgeline, but over flat or merely hilly land it's a nuisance and pilots rely on it too much. The fact the company that sells it holds a monopoly and is actively working to keep it proprietary and closed (With the price of new systems rising higher and higher too) doesn't help either. The fact that they brought out updates that actively break the system by stopping the updated flarms from seeing unupdated ones is to me a reason the whole GA community that used them at the time should have just told Flarm to fuck off.

Not a death spiral, I'm trapped in a closed loop of customer experience

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Re: Signed documents

Sign digitally, print, fax. Just because I can.

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Re: Signed documents

I've literally signed (unimportant) documents with "Noonewillreadthis" and "Youarealltossers". Never heard a peep.

Father of Unix Ken Thompson checkmated: Old eight-char password is finally cracked

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New password: fuckoffyourselfyougit!

GNU means GNU's Not U: Stallman insists he's still Chief GNUisance while 18 maintainers want him out as leader

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It's ALWAYS the people that make noise that get the headlines. As the saying goes the squeaky wheel gets the grease (I prefer that the squeaky wheel gets replaced, or at least new bearings).

Euro ISP club: Sure, weaken encryption. It'll only undermine security for everyone, morons

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Re: Simpler

But in the US the user CAN'T be forced to hand over their keys. Something stupid in their constitution gives them a right against self incrimination or something. That's why they want the option of forcing the carriers/services to hand over your data.

Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me

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Re: Le Diable

Btw, recently discovered my in brothers Landy SIIA that that Lucas switch has a 4th undocumented position: "Woops, now you broke it, you prat" . Funnily enough it required less force to turn the switch there than it did the other 3 positions..

=> My brothers reaction =>

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Re: Start sending in some more ludicrous complaints

Given the Froggies penchant for using outdated equipment (F(^&*^ing cheques in supermarkets for instance...), I doubt asking about connecting a minitel terminal is going to be all that out of the ordinary

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Re: Le Diable

I thought the Lucas switches did Off, "Might as well be off" and "not very bright either".

EU's top court sees no problem with telling Facebook to take content down globally

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Re: Just

The people who get harassed, stalked, attacked and or lynched, who suffer real consequences because people who DO participate read the false rumours and lies spread about them would certainly care. That is the point. You don't need to participate to suffer the consequences of anti-social media!

HP polishes the redundancy cannon, prepares to fire 16% of workforce

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In other words

HP is continuing it's long slow slide into obscurity and irrelevance.

No surprise there then. Sucks for those who lose their jobs though.

BBC said it'll pull radio streams from TuneIn to slurp more of your data but nobody noticed till Amazon put its foot in it

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Given what they are saying here, this could mean that Kodi is supplying them with the data they desire.

IT workers: Speaking truth to douchebags since 1977

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Re: Ah yes ...

On the first call the answer should have been:"

Means it's broken, send it back to us.

If you keep tripping over a rock, move the rock or move your route.

Behold the perils of trying to turn the family and friends support line into a sideline

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Re: Woke up in the morning... Got the On Call blues

Well...

Your kink is not my kink but, you do you.

The D in Systemd is for Directories: Poettering says his creation will phone /home in future

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Re: That was a serious breath of fresh nerdiness

If they want to, the people at the airport probably have automated scanning tools that tell them a TrueCrypt partition exists. And then the rubber gloves come out, so to speak.

Hinkley Point nuclear power station will be late and £2bn over budget

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Re: Deal of the century

Don't mix up consumer sale price of electricity with wholesale generating/trading cost of electricity. They are almost entirely unrelated. Take a look at the profit margin of the average leccy farmer over the last few years.

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Re: Jeez

This is ofcourse ever relevant:

The gas man cometh

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Re: Maybe China should build them instead

In my backyard would be a bit tricky (or it would have to be a very small reactor), but I wouldn't mind living close to a nuclear plant. It's highly unlikely I'd ever suffer any negative effects from it, any worse than I'd be exposed to now (several now shut down reactors in Germany, a few operating ones in Belgium (Doel and Tihange), and 3 in the Netherlands (Borselle, Petten and a small research reactor in Delft) are all close by in geographical terms).

Astroboffins baffled as black hole at center of Milky Way suddenly a lot hungrier than before

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Unprecedented...

Sure, in the cosmic picosecond we've been observing it. Do we really know what is "normal" for something that has probably existed a million times longer than there have been humans on this planet?

Eco-activists arrested by Brit cops after threatening to close Heathrow with drones

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Re: These are not the drones you're looking for.

It doesn't actually even require a sighting of a drone. Given there's still no evidence at all anyone actually saw one. A kite with some LEDs in the twilight will achieve the same thing (Also illegal to do btw), or possibly even just a frisbee with some LEDs and a strong arm.

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Restricted airspace starts where the grass ends. It doesn't matter if you are 1 foot or 1000 foot of the ground. It's that simple.

There and back again: NASA's mobile launcher returns to testing after ducking out for Dorian

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Re: The bigger they are

You make sure the frame is strong enough to withstand the likely wind forces (easy-ish to calculate), make the siding/skin strong enough to withstand those wind load and that all holes and vents can be plugged up to prevent over-pressure inside the building. Then you remove anything in the vicinity that could be turned into a wind blown projectile. After that the steps should be easy: Cross your fingers, pray to whatever deity you prefer and hope for the best.

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Re: Units?

It's all really simply. Further explanation on the imperial system of measurements by the excellent Matt Parker can be found over here

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Re: It's not just the hurricane ...

To be fair, when a hurricane makes landfall, brick houses are also liable to getting blown to pieces. And then bricks turn into lethal projectiles just as much as wood does.

Vulture Central team welcomed to our new nest by crashed Ubuntu that's 3 years out of date

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Re: Unwanted

Let's be honest, who would trust some more or less random street furniture to connect their phone to? How do I know it hasn't been compromised?

New lows at Bose as firmware update woes infuriate soundbar bros

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Re: HDMI and Ethernet

I have yet to encounter ANY equipment that is actually capable of using ethernet over HDMI.

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Re: yep

Then spellcheck needs a few sessions with a board, a towel and some jugs of water to get its act together, because that is not the most plausible change.

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Only one product worth buying

Their Quiet Comfort noise cancelling headphones are excellent. It's their only product worth buying imho. The rest is overprices rubbish.

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Re: yep

*DEFINITELY*!!!!!

Where in the world did this stupid fad of changing definitely to defiantly? They don't sound anything like each other and they mean entirely different things...

Now get off my lawn you damn kids!

Geo-boffins drill into dino-killing asteroid crater, discover extinction involves bad smells, chilly weather, no broadband internet...

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Re: Hooray for science!

Oh and minor nitpick, to get the same energy as the Chicxulub impact you need a bit more than a few thousand Tsar bombs. Copied from Wikipedia:

The Chicxulub impactor had an estimated diameter of 11–81 kilometres (6.8–50.3 mi), and delivered an estimated energy of 21–921 billion Hiroshima A-bombs 1.3*10^24 and 5.8*10^25 joules, or 1.3–58 yottajoules). For comparison, this is ~100 million times the energy released by the Tsar Bomba, a thermonuclear device ("H-bomb") that remains the most powerful man-made explosive ever detonated, which released 210 petajoules (2.1*10^17 joules, or 50 megatons TNT).

My own calculation based on the numbers in the article would come at just over 3 million Tsar bombs, so I don't think the number of little johns in the article is entirely accurate.

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Re: Hooray for science!

The bad attitude isn't really much of a change for drop bears.

Apple will wring out $18bn by upselling NAND to fanbois – analyst

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That's exactly why TheReg keeps asking, and keeps telling us they've asked. At this point the line is more of an in-joke

The time a Commodore CDTV disc proved its worth as something other than a coaster

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Re: hmm

4) Is there a small child in the house?

Tesla Autopilot crash driver may have been eating a bagel at the time, was lucky not to get schmeared on road

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Planes can (and do) follow a set of waypoints. And have been capable of doing that since the introduction of Inertial Navigation Systems and today they use GPS backed up by INS. Nowadays, theoretically planes COULD be built that do the entire flight autonomously if everything keeps working. Currently you need a human in the cockpit to handle comms, switch settings, press buttons, and handle anything out of the ordinary. The systems we have to do unmanned flight are not as reliable as having a well trained human in the mix, so nobody wants to use them. And it's very likely it'll stay that way for quite some time. On top of that those systems only work if everything keeps working as expected. Throw a failure into the mix (even something innocuous) and things will go bad fast. No matter how slim the chances, I'd like a plane I'm on to be flow by something that can handle something unexpected. Be it something small (like an engine exhaust running hot and diverting to an alternate before something goes bad) or something large (like the Gimli Glider or the Sioux City DC-10 crashlanding). It's not a guarantee for success, but it gives a chance.

India's Chandrayaan-2 and Vikram lander split amicably above Moon, SpaceX hops over Texas

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Re: One Lunar Day?

As Vulch said, it's all about thermal management. Lunar nights (because they are so long) are very cold. While the electronics themselves don't mind, most batteries can't survive such low temperatures, meaning that as the sun rises again there's no longer a power buffer available for things that take a lot of energy in a short burst (like transmitting data). While the craft might not be completely dead, effectively it is.

Due to the length of the night just adding more insulation isn't enough to keep things warm, you really need a heater. Spacecraft design is always a balancing act of vehicle weight versus the power available from the launch vehicle and decent stage. In this case they probably decided more instruments outweighed the benefit of extended mission time.

The top three attributes for getting injured on e-scooters? Having no helmet, being drunk or drugged, oddly enough

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Re: Scooter stoopid

Fortunately electric scooters (scooters as in the article, not scooters as in the small streamlined motorcycle variety) are also not allowed in the Netherlands. (Not on the cycle paths, not on the roads, not on the sidewalk/footpaths)

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Re: But they're not *young* males

Depends on what the mode is. If it's mostly young twenty something guys with a few outlier daredevil octogenarians you could say it's (mostly) young males getting injured. If it's mostly 50 something midlife-crisis types with a few 18 year olds to pull down the average then it might not be the right conclusion. Averages can be very deceiving.

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Re: Weed these wankers out of the gene pool, Please

I for one am very happy that the medical profession focuses solely on "how can we save as many lives as possible". Ignoring someone just because they're stupid is a BAD idea. And how gets to decide what's stupid? And how would a doctor know?

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Re: So a fuck of a sight safer than driving

Local =/= country-wide.

It's only fair if you compare road deaths IN LONDON, to the cyclists killed IN LONDON.

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Re: Scooter stoopid

Jup, been there, done that. Managed to escape without any significant physical injury.

Whistleblowing saboteur costs us $167m bellows Tesla’s accountant

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Re: Are you f**king kidding me?

"Fast charging stations are for the development version of electric cars. Production electric cars will have easily replaceable battery packs constructed to a universal standard."

It's been tried (the model S was capable of this battery pack swapping in it's first prototype iteration for instance), but it turns out the amount of peripherals you need to do this safely makes the economics of it just not measure up to any gains in efficiency. On top of that, it turns out drivers of electric vehicles aren't too keen on having to rely on an unknown battery pack with an unknown lifetime charge cycle count (And it's very difficult to actually measure how good or bad a battery pack is.)

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Re: Are you f**king kidding me?

Tesla started with 18650s, but are now using a larger size cells (21700) for the Model 3 and Model Y. They've also stated they'll continue using the larger cells for any future models.

It's not easy to scale up manufacture of battery cells. For one China currently has a near monopoly on some of the elements required for battery production, secondly it will require building several MASSIVE factories to come even close to the scaled up demand that is expected. It's a financial gamble and outlay that not many companies can easily do. Not to mention the challenges of actually making lithium (or other type) cells that are actually reliable in the long run.

YouTube's radicalizing Alt-right trolls and Facebook's recruiting new language boffins

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Re: Radicalization

It's easy to place people on the general political spectrum. Peterson is definitely on the center-right. There's nothing all that controversial on his position in a general view of the world. Most of what he's known for is his resistance to the whole gender pronoun thing and can be summed up by: "I should not be FORCED to have to go out of my way to use very specific language just so you don't have your feelings hurt". And quite frankly I agree with him on that.

As to the funding from Rebel Media, that's not entirely the story. His research grant from the University of Toronto was cut off (for somewhat dubious and badly argumented reasons) and Rebel Media (amongst others) started a crowdfunding campaign to give Peterson the money he needs to continue his research (That's not his salary btw, but money to hire and pay PHDs, fund the execution, etc). That means the money he's getting isn't coming directly from Rebel Media. Sure some of the crowdfunding "sponsors" might be right wing extremists, but that can't and shouldn't influence the research itself The results are still scientific work, they're still publicized, it's still open for peer review. If the work he delivers at the end is of all this IS indeed far right wing ideology then maybe we can take something from it, but so far, none of what he has published is really far-right wing material. And even if it were, the correct way to fight it is to provide peer-review and data to refute his research.

I just love your accent – please, have a new password

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He's using big words to say "shady person".