* Posts by imanidiot

4422 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Mar 2012

'Don't tell anyone but I have a secret.' There, that's my security sorted

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Re: Best Freebie

You gotta wonder how much fun the BOFHs that came up with that had getting it past the training/sales department.

Bit reminicent of: <a href='https://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/13/bofh_2014_episode_5/>"Synergy of Hardware and Information Technology"</a>

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Re: Not a freebie in sight

Must be you then, I've never had a problem with them (in fact, they're my go-to sketching/drawing utensil as an engineer).

How much of the lead do you let stick out? Should be no more than a millimeter or 2 at most.

The sturdier clutch pencils with 3 or 5 mm leads also work fine if you can find a good quality one. Almost all I've found recently are cheaply made shit.

Going Dutch: The Bakker Elkhuizen UltraBoard 950 Wireless... because looks aren't everything

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Re: ID leaking

For deciding where the comfortable height of a workbench is, it does't really need to that accurate or repeatable. You wouldn't really notice too much if a workbench is at 105 or 107 cm height, but you definitely will if you have to work on something 90cm height when you're over 1.80 m tall

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I don't share your view on bluetooth. In my experience, once a device is paired it "just works". Mind, this is only if the bluetooth stack is properly integrated/programmed on the device. The cheap shit usually "just doesn't work".

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Re: Not cheap

Cherry blue switches are delightful to type on, but a nightmare for all those around you trying to focus on their own work if you're stuck in an open plan office

I've gone for the Cherry Browns (just about clicky enough for my taste) for my home setup where I very rarely bother anyone. At work I'm stuck with a rubber dome keyboard with a rather disappointing feedback.

SpaceX's next Starlink volley remains stuck on Earth to glee of astronomers everywhere

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Re: Starlink launched

Looks like we have at least one Boeing fanboy in the panels

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Starlink launched

Starlink launched nearly uneventfully yesterday. The booster made a soft landing, just about 100 meters next to the barge, instead of ON the barge.. Details as to why are not available at this time.

As to the Dragon/Starliner "race", there is no way in hell Starliner will launch with people aboard before Crew Dragon does. SpaceX is currently putting the final touches on the capsule and will then be putting the stack together, Most of what is left before they can roll it out, fuel it up and light the blue touchpaper is paperwork.

Starliner on the other hand is a hot mess and more problems keep coming to light as they comb over the data from their borked test launch. With everything that's gone wrong there is a 50/50 chance NASA will have them do another dry run before they get man-rated (The only reason I can see them not do it is political pressure not to embarrass Boeing any further, to be honest)

Researchers trick Tesla into massively breaking the speed limit by sticking a 2-inch piece of electrical tape on a sign

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Re: Sigh.

Well yes, but moving 35 in a 55 zone makes you a moving hazard to other traffic because they are not expecting somebody to be moving 20 mph slower than them. It's okay to be moving a bit slower, but you should not form a hazard by going too slow either. (And most states in the US also have "obstructing the flow of traffic" laws for that reason. In a lot of European countries it falls under a more general "creating a traffic hazard" laws)

I'm sorry, Elon. I'm afraid I can't do that... SpaceX touts robo-rides for orbital vacations, lift-off in 2021-ish

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Re: "The crew will spend up to five days in space without visiting the International Space Station"

Crew dragon does have some sort of toilet facilities with a "privacy curtain", but they're likely to be very minimal.

I'd be more worried about "accidents" using those facilities. There's a reason the Apollo crews referred to the CM as "the mens room".

Now Internet Society told to halt controversial .org sale… by its own advisory council: 'You misread the community mindset around dot-org'

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Re: Getting there

Looking at their last annual report, they're not that big a fund (roughly 125 million in total assets), most of which is invested. While I am not in any way knowledgeable on financial stuff/deals their reports on other "deals" don't exactly read like a beacon of ethical behaviour either imho.

Their plan seems to have been to get everyone opposing them in one room and pressure and/or bribe them into making a deal somehow. When most opposing forces refused to put themselves in that position they called the whole thing off because the whole point was to get them all in the same room.

Hear, hear: The first to invent idiot-cancelling headphones gets my cash

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Re: Not a lot of people know this ..

So you shake your head, back of the throttle a little bit and let the gap grow again. It's not hard. (And no, this doesn't mean "you can't move at all because people keep diving into the gap". In reality most people on the road aren't total bellends despite what it feels like.)

Btw, at 30kph, 2 second rule means you should be keeping about 16 meters distance. Which is more than 2 car lengths. (2 car lengths is almost never enough!)

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Re: Not a lot of people know this ..

"the vast space between you and the car on front of you could perhaps comfortably fit another car. Which translates to less bandwidth.:"

You'd be surprised just how little that matters compared to the traffic jam preventing properties of having space available. At 50 kph you should have about 25 meters of space free in front of you. That COULD easily fit another car. But it shouldn't!!

Even if you DO keep that sensible distance you should be looking further up the road ANYWAY! That's not a replacement for keeping sufficient distance, it's called not driving like a moron.

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Wishful thinking

Things like inductive loops for hearing aid users already exist. Couldn't they implement that tech into NC headphones so things like train announcements get through? Would also benefit the users of hearing aids that get better sound quality over the din inside the train.

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Re: Recommendations

Only actually good choices I have experience with Bose QuietComfort 35s or Sony WH-1000XM3. Choice depends on comfort and tolerance for Bose. (IF you get the Bose ones, don't EVER be tempted to update the firmware). I went with the QC35s because they fit me more comfortably, but a coworker is very happy with his Sony pair, both are in a similar price range.

In cheaper price ranges, you usually get what you pay for.

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Re: Not a lot of people know this ..

Which is exactly why you should keep some free space in front of your car so you DON'T have to slam the brakes like everyone else. (Jackoffs cutting into this "free" space notwithstanding. A pox on their houses.)

We're afraid it might be terminal: Tesco top-up box looking less than tip-top

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Re: Can Be Your Toilet Paper Scratching You Ow!

The whole point of Lorem Ipsum is that people see it as looking right as "a language" but not anything readable. The whole point of placeholder text in graphical layout work is to show where text will be without distracting the viewer with trying to read the text. Somebody that does website design should know Lorem Ipsum and use it.

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Can Be Your Toilet Paper Scratching You Ow!

What's wrong with a good bit of Lorem Ipsum? At least most people would know that that's (not quite) gobbeldy gook.

You'll never select all and mark as read again after this tale of peril... Oh, who are we kidding? Of course you will

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Re: Assaulted

I would probably have started disconnecting phones until only my teams 4 phones remained.

Can AI-enhanced virtual sports presenters do the job? It's a big ask

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Why do you think this??

"Pokémon GO is a game for children yet most of its players are adults"

Why do you say Pokémon Go is a game for children? AFAIK it's always been targeted at a young adults to 30s demographic (which is the majority user base too), i.e. those that got introduced to Pokémon in their younger years.

Microsoft's little eyes light up as Oscar-winning Taika Waititi says Apple keyboards make him 'want to go back to PCs'

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Re: a full RGB gaming spec mechanical keyboard

I like having the LEDs on full blinkenlight mode when I have visitors, just for the sheer shock value it provides. (It gets quickly turned off after they leave though.)

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Re: Throwing a left field option....

I did. (well, I wanted something with mechanical key switches that wasn't eyewateringly expensive. The RGB version of the keyboard I ended up with was on sale and cheaper than the non-backlit version.)

I'm a little too young to have scored a 80s or 90s keyboard and don't move around in the kind of circles that would land me with one so I make do with what I have now. Still like it WAY better than the mushy rubber dome Dell shit I have to use at work.

You want a Y2K crash? FINE! Here's a poorly computer

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Re: Every inspector does this

He did you a favour there, people have a tendency to disbelieve reports that don't contain atleast some negative points. So anyone that reads that report in future is more likely to believe the positive points.

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Note he didn't say he USED that toaster. It's just inspector bait, not intended to ever be used.

Who needs the A-Team or MacGyver when there's a techie with an SCSI cable?

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Re: Frankensolutions

Rinse and repeat until someone forgets to close a valve and 3 square miles turn into a superfund site, surely?

--> The not entirely uncommon result of chemical plant SNAFU's -->

Starliner snafu could've been worse: Software errors plague Boeing's Calamity Capsule

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Alert

The 'nauts must be nervous

I bet the NASA astronauts assigned to fly the thing must be getting a tad nervous. Things like this slipping through all review processes and ending up in a flight vehicle are indications of serious underlying management issues.

Tech can endure the most inhospitable environments: Space, underwater, down t'pit... even hairdressers

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Re: The devils foam

No, carbolic is different.

Green soap as used in the Netherlands and Germany was traditionally made from hemp oil, nowadays usually some other cheap oil like rapeseed or soybean oil and saponified with potassium hydroxide instead of the usual sodium hydroxide, which means it's a very soft almost gel like soap.

It's also very useful because it's very universally applicable and a lot cheaper (and often better) than a lot of the dedicated cleaning products.

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WTF?

Re: The record stores thought the computers were crap

*Suppresses involuntary gagging*

I assume the box was disposed off unopened?

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Re: The devils foam

Take it outside (Wearing elbow length gloves and a full face mask), put it in the gutter, point a fire hose at it. After getting most of it out, give it a good dunking in a bucket with some green/yellow/brown soap (Can't find the english name for it. The Dutch and German name translates to " Green soap") to get the rest. Should be good enough to dispose of after that.

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Re: Very simple:

"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor hairdresser, not a computer scientist" if you want to fit the meme.

BOFH: Darn Windows 7. It's totally why we need a £1k graphics card for a business computer

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Re: Keyboards

Still using my Logitech MX-1000 after (at least) 13 years. Still going strong, microswitch wise. Did have to replace the battery and strip the rubber "tire" off the scroll wheel (it had swelled and become sticky), so gave it a thorough cleaning while doing that. That was 3 years ago.

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Re: "And given that the Y2K thing was a big fat zero,"

Ohh, the BOFH made out like a bandit on Y2K. Not that anything he did actually required doing (And the things that did require doing were someone elses problem or fault).

Hey GitLab, the 1970s called and want their sexism back: Saleswomen told to wear short skirts, heels and 'step it up'

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Re: Quit wearing heels

I've witnessed a similar argument. However in our company the rather blunt and gruff shop foreman "don't take shit from no-one" so to speak. He quite clearly (and loudly) told the lady that if she wanted to step foot in HIS shop she would follow the damn rules and wear safety shoes. (Allegedly he at one point physically picked her up and dropped her outside the yellow lines when caught improperly heeled.)

Nowadays if a women insists they must wear something "stylish" there aresome less than perfect options

Those don't seem to meet S3 standards though.

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Re: short but somewhat formal dress and heels

Why in the world would you have safe search disabled on a work machine?

Xiaomi what's inside: Wow, teardown nerds find debut smartwatch isn't actually a solder-and-resin nightmare

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"Surprisingly, the latest Apple Watch did slightly better, earning 6/10, with iFixit complimenting the device on the ease of screen and battery replacements"

Well, Apple figured out that it needs to do at least SOME basic service (like battery replacements) on it's products to keep it's market share. And their product needs to be capable of being serviced in order to offer that option.

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Re: Repairable but

A clean, useable, likely to work Apple T2 chip.

Fed-up air safety bods ban A350 pilots from enjoying cockpit coffees

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Easier said than done

Pilots need to dribk something, this ban effectively means the pilot flying can't have a drink unless someone else takes over PiF duty. This can be rather problematic, especially when the third man on long flights is on his rest break and in a crew bunk at the back of the plane.

Is Chrome really secretly stalking you across Google sites using per-install ID numbers? We reveal the truth

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Re: WHY anyone uses Chrome is completely beyond my comprehension

Really?? The best? It used to be the fastest (by certain metrics), but it's become as bloated and crap as any other browser (perhaps more so). I really prefer Firefox and I personally find it better than Chrome.

Crash, bang, wallop: What a power-down. But what hit the kill switch?

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Re: Hardware option

Ahhh yes, the great EMO button that doesn't actually do anything.

Reminds me of the time I was working late in the cleanroom, far away from anyone else, getting sprayed in the face by 40 liters a second of water, desperately trying to keep the flow contained, just barely able to press the nearby EMO on the water conditioning cabinet, only to realise the flow doesn't stop and the pump is still running full blast...

Then you're left with 2 options. Release the broken L-joint, duck left, sprint to the nearest console and enter the required commands for a remote shutdown or option 2, release the broken L-joint, duck right, sprint to the main shutoffs in the control cabinets at the end of the lane and just close the valves, letting the spike in water pressure force the pumps into an auto shutdown.

I'm glad I'm not the one that had to report a 40 000 gallon water spill at a later time into the sub-fab basement at a customers fab though... That must have been a tough talk.

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Re: And then there was silence

He assumed. That's where he went wrong.

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Re: power button next to eject

My solution would probably have been to disconnect the reset switch. But to each their own

This AI is full of holes: Brit council fixes thousands of road cracks spotted by algorithm using sat snaps

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Pointless busywork

Those "patches" usually last about a week before the hole continues right next to the patch. Especially on roads with lots of heavy traffic.

Doing it right the first time is a lot cheaper in the long run.

The show Musk go on: Elon asks Uncle Sam to let him fly his Starship over Texas, scores fat NASA contract

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Headmaster

Nope

*Pedant alert*

"If the launch goes according to plan, it'll be the highest Starship has flown, marking a milestone for Musk."

No it won't be. StarHopper (as it's been nicknamed) wasn't Starship. This new test vehicle won't be Starship proper either. So Starship hasn't flown, and won't fly, until an actual Starship flies.

==> It might not be grammar related, but I'm sure it's pedantic ==>

Ah, night shift in the 1970s. Ciggies, hipflasks, ADVENT... and fault-prone disk drives the size of washing machines

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Yeah, sure, if you ignore all the pre-work done since the 50s by the French and British. Plus the fact the basic outline of the aircraft had been on paper by 1961 already. Tu-144 development started in 1962.

So no, Tu-144 was NOT proposed before Concorde, it was NOT designed before Concorde. It did fly before Concorde (according to some reports mainly because it was rushed, not because the plane was actually ready). It was also a rather crude design that was noisy, uncomfortable and decidedly unsafe.

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Re: Never keep trying without diagnosing.

Dodgy wiring or a crappy attempt at overclocking?

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Re: Hefty bar tabs...

And if the whole team hadn't colluded and cooperated to keep the Junior out of the storm that would probably have been an option.

Cases like this is really a matter of "What management doesn't know can't hurt us (or them)". And since they care about being able to run the factory (and the team made that happen) and being able to show a shiny computer room (and they could), little details like how exactly 6 drives happen to fail on the same night don't really matter to PHBs.

Junior and the team got lucky he didn't try a good (production) disk pack in a failed drive after borking it though!

Elon Musk shows world that he is truly awful at something

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Re: Can't you stick him ON rocket(s)?

Pretty sure that's still the eventual plan.

So you locked your backups away for years, huh? Allow me to introduce my colleagues, Brute, Force and Ignorance

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Re: Seen in the wild

PSU=> UPS, ofcourse..

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Re: Rocket Science

The sticky residue is actually the intended function, not a bug, in WD-40.

It's a water displacement product, intended to be sprayed onto seams where it'll seep in between the material and form a residue there or for covering a surface and form a protective film, preventing corrosion. The aforementioned rockets (The Atlas specifically) were one of those applications.

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Re: Hammering...

And they normally would, unless the drive is powered until the moment it hits the floor. The impact can whack the heads against the platter hard enough to lose the air cushion and stick them in place. Some (mostly laptop) drives now contain a accelerometer that parks the heads if it detects a 0G situation (freefall) to protect the drive

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Re: Seen in the wild

Might as well remove the PSU at that point. It's not doing anything anymore except serve as a fire hazard.