* Posts by imanidiot

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WhatsApp pulls plug on Taliban helpline, shuts down official-looking accounts

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Facebook et al. don't care who uses their product as long as it gets them eyes looking at their adverts or data to flog.

Bans like this is really obviously doing the absolute minimum they can get away with doing. Nobody cared before the Taliban took over about their use of Whatsapp or Facebook, it's only when it comes into the general public eye that any steps are taken.

Blue Origin sues NASA for awarding SpaceX $3bn contract to land next American boots on the Moon

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There will be no winners

Except the lawyers. Who will probably be buying another yacht.

BOFH: 'What's an NFT?' the Boss asks. In this case, 'not financially thoughtful'

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Re: I swear ...

Just leave a 50 quid note under the foot of your computer monitor as a contribution to the BOFH beer fund. He doesn't usually care about the foot-folk unless they cross him.

See that last line in the access list? Yeah, that means you don't have an access list

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Re: One time for an audit

Sounds like a sparky that needs a good PAT testing

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Re: Oh yes!

When it comes to military equipment I think the best way to find an optimal config is to just have a bunch of squadies (preferably marines) use the vehicle for a while. Leave out an angle grinder and a welder.

I've heard of WW2 era designs getting optimized by finding what stuff was still left in the tank after it had (successfully) been through a few combat engagements. Anything not removed and tossed was important. Anything not there doesn't need to be there in new vehicles either.

Scalpel! Superglue! This mouse won't fix its own ball

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Re: Ball crud

Oh the fun you could have with those. Just rotate the mouse mat of your unsuspecting coworkers and laugh as their mouse suddenly moves 90 degrees in the wrong direction.

Russia: Forget about the Nauka incident. Who punched the hole in the Soyuz, hmm?

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"Note that Russia, unlike the US gas significantly MORE experience of humans-in-space than NASA."

I don't agree with you there. They have differing experiences but especially in more recent times I'd argue NASA has by now outpaced RU on experience levels. Russia's space program on the other hand seems to have more or less frozen in 1991. Everything they've done after that has been mostly minor updates of EOL parts.

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"If so, drill bits here are sized in binary multiples: examples - 16ths, 32nds, 64ths, 128ths."

Ohhh if only it were that simple...

Drill sizing in imperial is a mess. Not only are there inch and fractional inch drill sizes, there's also number and letter drill sizes (based on wire gauge sizes). 0.07inch is for instance exactly a #50 drill bit.

(For your perusal here's a chart with the fractional, number and letter drill sizes starting at #80 up to 1-25/32")

However, NASA works entirely in metric nowadays (bar a few kerfuffles in the past *COUGH*MCO*COUGH*) and the ISS should be entirely in metric. I don't see why they would have imperial size drills aboard.

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Re: The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

The problem is we most often don't start listening to people like that until it's too late.

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The only reason Russia still has a manned space program is probably it's participation in the ISS program. If it wasn't for that they might have called it quits by now.

ISS is not a cash cow for them however. Even with what they're paid for doing their part they'll certainly not have much if anything left over after paying the bills on Soyuz and Progress launches, aside from ongoing maintenance costs on ground support equipment for ISS operations.

NASA didn't buy Zarya, they don't own the Russian segment and if the Russians ever decide to stop their participation I don't think the Russian segment will be part of the ISS much longer as NASA doesn't have the means for ongoing support of those bits.

(PS: you mis-spelled Zarya. Twice)

SpaceX Starship struts its stack to show it has the right stuff

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Re: Nothing to see here

Geez, anybody else for a cup of vinegar?

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Nothing to see here

Just Musk showing off that he has the biggest...

Don't believe the hype that AI-generated 'master faces' can break into face recognition systems any time soon

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Re: Be careful what you look like

Exactly this. Biometrics isn't a password, if anything it's a username.

84-year-old fined €250,000 for keeping Nazi war machines – including tank – in basement

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Panzer is the german name for armoured vehicles and isboft used outside of Germany (like in hollywood) because it allows to ve accurate yet vague and call everything a Panzer without regard for actual type.

The tank in question here is a Panzerkampfwagen V Panther (more commonly known simply as the Panther since a certain Adolf didn't like the roman numeral V)

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Re: Das ist der Weltkriegs-Panzer aus dem Keller in Holstein

So long as it rolls, nit having tracks actually makes recovery by towing easier. It probably took them half a day to assess whether the access ramp could take the weight of a Panther tank

As for why it took so long, nothing moves more imperceptibly slowly than the cogs of government, yet inexorably they move.

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Re: KABOOM!

It's the finest Krupp steel Germany had on offer (at the end of the war, with severly limited resources)! What could go wrong?

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Re: Shhh...

The judgement is lower than the amount the elderly person can likely sell the tank for (which will probably go for near or above a million Euros). So it basically amounts to "we can't let you profit off of Nazi war memorabilia TOO much". Which seems quite inline with German sentiment on the matter in my experience.

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Re: Did I miss something?

As above, they used the currently in service Leopard 2 based ARVs. Why they needed more than one I'm not sure though. Probably to spread the load and not tear the pavement to absolute bits. A panther is a bit on the heavy side and a Leopard ARV on full tilt will probably pull the bricks out of the street and break through normal asphalt like it was paper

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Re: read this elsewhere...

It takes time to sell a near running condition Panther tank (with the correct paperwork for export and to show he complied with the court order) especially with a "live" gun. I bet there's some US collectors chomping at the bit to buy it though. They're not as fussy about people owning functional pieces of artillery and afaik a working 7.5 cm KwK 42 L/70 for a panther is a rare thing indeed. Most that survived have been chopped or welded shut in a way that pretty much makes re-activating them impossible.

International Space Station actually spun one-and-a-half times by errant Russian module's thrusters

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I've had some exciting days at work, but none come even close to the one the astronauts and ground crew must have had. Thrilling stuff indeed.

BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it

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Re: Incredibly sloppy BOFH's

I don't think we'd have seen that particular throbbing vain on the PFY's forehead if he'd been in on it. And I suspect the Marmite might well serve to get the git who got the infection started to confess it was his doing all along and give them the decryption key.

Because it all sounds a little TOO convenient in terms of timing and EVERYTHING getting locked. We might well be dealing with a BSFT (Bastard Shitstain From Hell). The type that knows exactly how to start shit and profit from it, not caring where the filth and stink rub off on.

Hijacked, rampaging infrastructure will kill humans by 2025 – Gartner

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Disconnect ALL the things

In general, if the only reason something is connected to the internet boils down to "convenience" it shouldn't be connected to the internet. And there's SO MANY things connected to the open 'net only because it's the easiest solution it's horrifying

Troll jailed for 5 years after swatting of Twitter handle owner ends in death

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Re: calling someone's accent British makes little sense.

They'd have a very hard time believing him to be truly evil if he spoke like Fred Dibnah now wouldn't they (Or understand him for that matter)?

Impromptu game of Robot Wars sparks fire in warehouse at UK e-tailer Ocado

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And those sites are usually either running LNG powered equipment, or have 2 sets of equipment such that one is charging while the other is in use.

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I don't know many forklifts with rapid change batteries though. Almost all the ride-on forklifts I've ever encountered or seen for sale use the very tall lead acid cells that'll hold enough charge for an 8 hour days shift (with potentially some charging during lunch breaks) and then charge overnight. Even the electric walk-along or step-on pallet jacks usually just have a fixed battery pack.

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Re: Wobly Antennae

Sounds like a lack of maintenance problem. Or at least one of those problems that someone went "Ehh, that probably can't hurt, we'll fix it later"

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Re: "The Register understands that thousands of orders have been impacted."

But why would you be creative in the use of language? It seems nowadays people that put pride in their use of language get told off for "showing off" or "making it more complicated than it needs to be". And thus we get stuck with management buzzword bingo words like "impacted"

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Re: But a collision of robots resulting in a fire?

Once goes off the rails due to a problem (broken wheel or track?) and the 2 others slam into it because they couldn't detect the other robot being in their way?

If they're running on LiPo or Li-ion battery packs a hit in the wrong spot can internally short a cell. It's game over really fast after that. --> The usual result.

Snail mail would be a fool-proof way to inform patients about plans to slurp GP data, but UK govt won't commit

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Opt IN

How in the smegging hell is scheme like this ANYTHING other than Opt-IN! There's no excuse and no reason to make it anything else. And how is this legal regarding doctor patient confidentiality?

319 terabits – great Scott! Boffins in Japan speed along information superhighway at new world record

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"The researchers said the system was compatible with modern-day infrastructure and shouldn't take long to adopt because the fibre still has a standard outer diameter of 0.125mm."

So is it using the standard everyday fibers (and fiber connectors) that are in use already or does it require special fibre or connectors? Because if the only similarity is that the core is 125 micrometers then that's not really useful for existing infrastructure.

The lights go off, broadband drops out, the TV freezes … and nobody knows why (spooky music)

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Re: Satellite TV is the more reliable option...

Probably the company got paid by the municipality (or the government) to lay the fiber to the road. Not to actually connect it to any houses.

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Re: Supply pipe

"fuck! why did no one tell us?"

Probably because other than you and maybe some other smart enough residents of those houses nobody knew that that was the actual situation. Good chance when the houses got joined someone got paid to remove all the old stopcocks but couldn't be arsed and just capped off the ends of the lines. Plans got updated to "should be" and after some time and retirements those "should be" plans become "reality".

BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?

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Re: Hilarious!

The great thing about standards is that there's so many of them to choose from!

US Surgeon General doubles down on Facebook-bashing amid vaccination information blame game

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The problem is that these 12 people are specialized in getting attention (and money) from their bullshit and know exactly where the line is. So they toe the line to where what they are saying is very very very close to, but not actually illegal or legally actionable. They'll be able to claim: "What people take away from anything I say is their own problem". They'll always put weasel words in like: "but talk to your doctor about what's right for your health" (One sentence after a 5 minute diatribe over the evils of X or Y) and that basically absolves them from being legally responsible.

NASA fixes Hubble Space Telescope using backup power supply unit, payload computer

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Welcome back Hubble! --> some of those are in order

Let's just hope the backup hardware doesn't crap out any time soon.

Try placing a pot plant directly above your CRT monitor – it really ties the desk together

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Re: Your headline reminds me...

And people wonder how the Netherlands has become THE narco-state of Europe.

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Re: Most common fault was Magnets

Who the heck DOESN'T have 2 monitors? Certainly nowadays.

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Re: Your headline reminds me...

Onions?

Buyer of $28m Blue Origin space ticket has a scheduling conflict – so this teen will go instead

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Re: "Now I'll become the youngest astronaut ever because I'm 18 years old"

IF he actually lasts 3 minutes in that last endeavour.

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Re: only SOME of the 28 mill is going to charity?

what do you think 12000 days entails?

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Re: only SOME of the 28 mill is going to charity?

I think that was 1 million to 19 charities EACH (so 19 million total). But yeah, that still leaves a cool 8 million.

There's been days I've had less income. (over 12.000 and counting so far)

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Your dad had a bottle? Absolute luxury. All my Dad had was a rusty lid off of a tin can!

Restoring your privacy costs money, which makes it a marker of class

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Re: cash is king

a serial number that very very very few people actually log. Certainly not in any normal every day scenario like paying for a meal.

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Re: Shock

I'm assuming you're still an active account holder there? I don't see why a bank wouldn't reasonably just keep hold of all transaction information. I suspect legally they have to hold onto the information longer to begin with and I also don't really see a reason for them to delete it. As long as that information is securely held and only accessed for whatever legitimate purposes may exist (you or law enforcement asking for it, or internal audits or something) there is no problem in just storing or archiving that information. Imho.

The James Webb Space Telescope, a project dating back to the late 1900s, may launch this very century

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IIRC launch on Delta would have required the folding mirror too. Delta's fairing is a bit narrower but a little taller. (DeltaIV diameter 5.1, 19.4m tall. ArianeV is 5.4m diameter and 17m tall)

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Iffy voltage: The plague of PC builders and Hubble space telescope controllers alike

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fingers and toes crossed

Let's hope this fixes it. If it doesn't it's looking more and more likely we've lost HST.

-> Can we ask them to go switch it off and on again? ->

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Re: Plan B?

Indeed, I think they're already on plan D by now.

NASA signs $1bn deal with Northrop Grumman to build studio apartment in lunar orbit with room for 3 vehicles

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Re: Should have SpaceX do it

Bigelow is currently all but dead: https://spacenews.com/bigelow-aerospace-lays-off-entire-workforce/

The coming of Wi-Fi 6 does not mean it's time to ditch your cabled LAN. Here's why

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It's fine, until it isn't

I my experience on corporate networks, wifi is fine until too many people are using it. So put 20 people in the same room with their laptops all on wifi and things get slow and/or even questionable.

In my home I have my desktop PC and the smart TV wired up (with some other ports around the house not currently connected because I'm lazy). There's about 25 to 30 different wifi networks in the area (mostly from the modems/APs of the same 2 ISPs) and not a snowballs chance in hell of having a good reliable wifi signal all through the house. So I put in CAT6 UTP (with some freebie keystone jacks I received during a network cabling training, thanks boss!). Works a treat and no more network issues. Only the longest run doesn't quite want to go to gigabit speeds last time I tried, but that may have been a dodgy patch cable. The wifi has been relegated to use by the the mobile phone only.

Suck on this: El Reg forces dog hair, biscuit crumbs, and disconcertingly sticky stains down two mini vacuums

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Re: destroyed another robot vacuum cleaner

NOTHING can beat a lab for "food black hole" qualities.