Posts by Pastafarian

Compuserve?

Surely that should be CIX or the old bullettin boards accessed by 9k6 baud modems of course

I was nearly one myself

I was nearly one myself. When my firms IT dept was outsourced the fools gave us a weeks advance warning that they were going to remove our admin rights. I created an admin account and hid it away. It was never found before I left.

Living proof

I am living proof that these health experts dont know what they are talking about. I have never eaten three portions of fruit and veg a day in my life (and rarely even one) and I am still vertical at 59 years old. My theory is cows eat grass and I eat the cows so I dont need veg.

Manx screws

Are the three-pointed star screws exclusively used in the Isle of Man?

Quantity not quality

Broadcasters are only interested in quantity not quality. Look at the number of low bit-rate mono DAB stations.

under-water release

It was probably released under water - a turdpedo. In my experience an air-bourne release tends to curl up

internet broadcaster

..and the BBC wants to become an Internet broadcaster instead of those expensive MW (MegaWatt) transmitters.

Perhaps it should hang ont a few SW and VHF transmitters. (Oh, too late it has already sold them off)

Enough!

Of the cheesey jokes. (and sorry for this one)

Anyway the batteries were probably edam (made) in China

Wierl Al

The Ebay Song by Wierd Al Yankovitch is my favourite

The life of Pi

I have written a version of Conways game of life and, of course, called it the life of pi.

Is it just me?

Or does that asteroid look like one of those giant heads on Easter Island.

OK. It IS just me.

Nooooooooooooooo!!!

Get rid of the healthy green stuff PLEASE. This is a carnivores meal.

and what about Verity?

Where has Ms Stob's articles been moved to?

Transition from super to sub sonic

I would have thought the transition from supersonic to sub-sonic is more dificult. How will they achieve that?

Has it got a microphone?

To hear the reply. Otherwise there is no point.

If it aint broke...

...dont fix it. I am happy with Android 2.3 on my Samsung Galaxy W. I'll get a new OS when I upgrade the phone (perhaps next year).

Tom Sharp quote

"I fart in bed. I like to fart in bed, it is the trumpet call of the antropoid ape".

If I set light to these I'd set the bed on fire. What we need is an anal catalytic converter.

A Higgs boson went to church

A Higgs boson went to church and the priest said, "Get out, you are not welcome here"

The boson replied, "I am going nowhere. Without me there is no mass"

Its the way I tell 'em.

You forgot to mention...

Every mobile device, ipaq, mobile phones, etc are ALWAYS missing their PSU/charger! I have a drawer full of mibiles with no chargers.

Croydon tramway

I once drove down the Croydon tramway following GPS, but, in my defence, it did start as a road with embedded tram tracks. (Pissed off the tram driver when I did a U turn.)

SW radio was working fine yesterday

No SIDs wiping out reception