343 posts • joined 21 Jun 2007
Nobby Holder would be proud.
That is all.
Q: If Pesky Pepper had a peek at patient papers, at how many patient papers did Pesky Pepper peek? A: 231
an eastern county in the UK (for US readers)
an eastern county in the UK where many of the inbred local people have 6 fingers and webbed feet. (for US readers)
There, fixed that for ya.
Re: Cue Bono?
I suspect even the amazing Bono would not be able to solve this one.
And how does one get hold of him anyway, shine a light in the sky with the Bonosignal?
she'd never allow an Apple product to cross her threshold?
That's because it says IN the house.
It's been a week since engineers approved a new DNS encryption standard and everyone is still yelling
"Users are free to use it if they want to"
Wrong. Most users aren't going to notice when Firefox or Chrome automatically start using DoH first (if available) rather than your defined settings, and will only fall back to standard DNS if DoH fails.
... and how exactly are you going to stop that? shut down Https?
AI clinician trained to save humans from sepsis – and, er, let's just say you should stick to your human doctor
The Wright Brothers
I guess it's good that The Wright Brothers didn't listen to people like you, and decided to plough on despite the massive rate of failure. Of course you wouldn't rely on these machines NOW, but surely this (AI) is the future of medicine? (and transport, and warehousing, and retail, and ...)
Or do I just read too much sci-fi and can't wait for a time when AI can solve many of our pesky squishy human problems?
Re: LLAMA is your friend. (Why the thumbs down!?)
This was 3 years ago, but I'm pretty sure iPhone users don't have anything like this.
... or do you just blindly downvote anything which criticises your precious beautiful expensive toy? :-P
Re: LLAMA is your friend.
We already have it. It vibrates differently if you are getting a call, or if it's in Google Maps and you've nearly reached your next turn (for example).
Or did you mean custom vibrator? When the first iMac came out with the clear plastic, I remember mock adverts for the iBrator which was a see through vibrator. I'm sure Apple brand police hated that anyone would think such unpure thoughts, but it made me chuckle.
LLAMA is your friend.
Location aware settings for your phone. So, between 8 am and 4pm while I'm at work set the phone to silent. If I go out to the shops, or for a walk put it back onto normal volume.
But wait, is that an iPhone I see you holding? Sorry my friend, no cigar for you.
It's a bit like when I go to the fridge looking for, I don't know, a packet of ham or something. Often I'll just close the door, and then check again (or my wife will check for me) and without doing anything else... Voila! It's appeared right there on the shelf in plain sight, when it definitely wasn't there before.
It's fucking October ffs
I mean seriously sainsbury's give it a rest.
On the seventh anniversary of Steve Jobs' death, we give you 7 times he served humanity and acted as an example to others
There goes your ticket to the press events, just when they were thinking of letting you back in. Really Reg, this was quite beyond your normal level of snark. And totally true.
On the other hand, the company did make many amazing things under his leadership and has made nothing revolutionary since. They are still living off Steve's legacy, and aren't brave enough to bring out even one truly new thing (which might cannibalise their existing business).
Yes, he was a total arsehole but he did bring us the Mac, the iPod, the iPhone and Toy Story. Not on his own, but none of these things would have happened without him.
Still, good article and it needs to be said.
what about the STOP key?
Seems very unlikely that unplugging the keyboard would cause a panic, and even plugging it in again the panic does not just "go away". It's possible that it caused a hang, in a similar way to the STOP key on a Sun workstation IIRC. And plugging it in again, might well un-stop the workstation.
Thumbs up from me too.
yeah, that was sarcasm. It bothers me.
But I guess it's just me. I'm sure going back 3 or 4 years the images were much more appropriate to the story, and not stretching some metaphor to death from the title. But perhaps I've just got more grumpy. :-)
It's like The Reg are paying a small fortune for a shutterstock account so they have to make the best use of it, and always come up with these shitty fucking condescending images.
Not that it bothers me.
Interviewed on Russia Today...
... the so-called Astronaut said he was not really an Astronaut and was only there as a tourist, as was just trying to get a better view of the lovely cathedrals back down on Earth.
But we DO need protecting.
Unfortunately we need to be protected FROM the Government, not by the Government as it should be.
And with all that money they can choose where to prioritise, so for example developing tools which work with the largest cloud provider (AWS) first... oh wait, it's not money. It's GCP resource.
I'm sure this probably won't make one jot of difference to anything, will it? Who owns Kops? Is that independent or from CNCF? Perhaps I'm being too cynical.
Re: Of course they're still spending...
Obviously you should root for the underdog, and not the giant evil behemoth.
The surprising news is that Amazon still rely on this technology in 2018 from such an un-friendly and price gouging company.
Re: was it for RBS
Is that RBS the "substantial publishing company" ?
Re: This smells like BS.
But "large-scale PAT testing" smells wrong.
This smells like BS.
Really when has anyone worked at a data centre where they shut down the servers and switch to DR site, so that an electrician could PAT test the servers (or the equivalent).
Also, how the fuck can you "shut down every data centre in every location in the world"
This seems like wishful thinking and someone living in fantasy land.
Having said that, I have seen outsourced contracts making a complete hash of things many many times!
(aww) But but, what about the emoticons on HipChat? (sadpanda)
Slack is just not the same. (dealwithit)
Aye, there's the rub.
Do you want Jobs style beautiful exact placement on the "page" or be able to view things on many devices.
Re: Repudiating democratic norms
Imagine a fuzzy video of naked Donald Trump pissing all over a Russian prostitute. If that comes out in 2020 and goes viral it could swing the next election (assuming it's close). It wouldn't matter if he was blinking 17 times / minute really. It's a pretty disgusting image to have in your head, and would be hard to un-remember. Regardless of if it's fake or not.
Actually, I'm struggling to un-imagine it now, and I wish I hadn't started typing this post. Ewww.
Re: The autopilot is not an autopilot ?
Sorry but people will do that. No point being pedantic about it, if people get into the habit of thinking the car is driving for them, some people will forget they might need to take over. Call it what you like, but many people WILL confuse autopilot for autonomous drive.
That's why we have guards on heavy machinery. Some people will get overconfident and stick their hands in at the wrong moment while the machine is working, thinking they can quickly remove a blockage or something. People WILL do stupid things, guaranteed. It doesn't do much good to say after the accident "We told them not to do this in the manual, so they weren't doing it wrong".
brake? Not quickly enough as for 1/4 second or so you are thinking "is it going to brake? Am I supposed to take over? Oh shit it's not doing to stop"
Crash Test Dummies.
It's shocking really as Tesla are doing a massive beta test with this software, and someone has died as a consequence. And they then try to blame that person.
Inevitably when you have autopilot engaged you will start to lose concentration and start to learn to let the car do the driving. This will happen even if you've got your hands on the wheel and you are looking straight ahead. You will start to get complacent and trust the car. At this point you will lose valuable time, if the car doesn't do what it's supposed to and you need to take over. You will have to re-focus and evaluate the situation around you, which you probably aren't prepared for.
Just better hope there aren't too many fatalities before the software gets good enough. And by good enough, I mean something like 10x safer than a human.
Even when it's 10x safer, you are still going to be rightly upset if one of your loved ones gets killed by mis-behaving software.
Still, once we get over this hump it's going to be super safe and everyone will forget what all the fuss was about.
Re: Hold on
Your real name is not Anonymous Coward?
You are one of the busiest people on this blog and they don't make you use your real name?
When asked for comment.
The DUP said "I don't see what all the fuss is about. It's only chlamydia for heavens sake and can be easily cleared up with a course of antibiotics. ... oh wait, hang on. Are we on the record here?"
Re: "most contractors would go permie"
"average contractor is probably on a lower total package"
What? Really? In what universe?
Surely an offence, not a crime? (or would that be a misdemeanour ?)
what's it CALLED? If it don't got a name, we ain't tekkin it serius.
only $11.99 this week only!
Be quick though, Udemy only have these very special sales on days with a Y in the name.
Re: Pedant Alert!
Well no. It's a bit like saying someone got a shit score of 0 out of 10
It's not a score of 0 of of 10, which is shit.
Perhaps I should read something else?
As I found myself agreeing with you most of the way through.
Isn't that confirmation bias?
I might try the Daily Mail, to get a more balanced view. ;-P
Why doesn't ice float?
I'm a bit late to the party here, but does anyone know why the ice doesn't float on top of the water?
Or to look at it another way...
... Despite the decline Desktop PC shipments still 100m / year.
Which is pretty much what you allude to in the last paragraph, but not what the headline suggests.
Re: tips & corrections
Funny my literal brain read that and thought "What's that got to do with this story?" and didn't realise it was a typo.
HP are selling apple kit, which enterprises sometimes want, but is protecting itself by selling... VR? which no one really wants. At least not in the enterprise. Not yet anyway. Perhaps when Minority Report tech becomes more of a thing.
Back on planet Earth. The vending machines is an interesting idea, just present your ID card and type in a cost code and out pops a replacement mouse?
"containing a myriad of nutrients and food additives"
So, please help me with the grammar here. The BMJ (and loads of others) say "a myriad of" whereas the book Sapiens (and also loads of other places), just say "myriad". As in "We face myriad choices".
So, journo types, what is it please?
Re: From the tagline, I was sure "BaaS"...
well yeah, read the article and that's about right.
"Whether Chronicle will itself help or hinder remains obscure, as does the exact nature of its service remains ."
That sentence doesn't really work.
"something that isn't backed by anything of value can have value?"
Like "money" you mean?
Not that I'm a fan of cryptocurrencies either, but you know.
Re: Lateral Thinking
"sugar is the new tobacco"
No you've got it all wrong. Sugar is really good for you and not a slow poison that people have been suggesting for years. Go ahead and consume copious amounts, and us fuckwits will probably die of piousness before you do.
What's all the fuss about?
I spend most of my day inside a terminal, and occasionally dip out into mail client, chat, or Sublime. I can do this quite happily on Linux, Mac or Windows. There's very little to chose between them. As a contractor, I often don't get a choice anyway, but they all have their little foibles and niceties. I've used all three at home as well over the years, until the Mac blew up. And then my kids needed to use Windows only conferencing software, so had to scrap Mint and switch to Win 10. But really that switch was pretty painless, and it generally just works.
Is it a religious thing? I don't get it.