Posts by Crisp

40,000 Kelvin

So shorts and tshirt weather?

Innocent men don't run from the police

And it looks very suspicious to a jury.

"no matter how much money you have, you are still bound by each country's laws"

[Citation Needed]

Colonel, you better have a look at this radar

I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

The Left Switch.

I feel like the three sounds I heard could be explained by an initial erroneous flipping of a switch on the right followed by a hasty, corrective flipping of the requested switch.

"Much hilarity ensued"

I guess it must be funny if it's not happening to you and it's not your money that's getting wasted.

PETA, the same guys that employed Rodney Coronado.

It's funny how they have the word ethical in their name.

I hope he wins.

And I hope he gets a settlement that reflects how much money Facebook are making from fraudulent ads.

An app with a limited number of users will get less scrutiny from most security experts.

Except from "interested computer professionals", who you can bet will be scrutinizing it for every vulnerability it has.

"Our rules prevent us from doing something!"

"Ok! Let's quickly change them to allow us to do what we wanted to do anyway."

"What should I do with this shed load of unintended consequences?"

Anything has to be an improvement on the Samsung VR browser

I want massive widescreen browsing!

I was just going to repurpose the software I wrote for the Daily Mail

El Reg readers like stories about Princess Diana right?

Too Little Too Late

Zuckerberg has already made off like a bandit.

I'm not sure that targeting specific companies is the way forward.

Tightening up existing legislation to effect a situation where it's more advantageous for all companies to pay their tax should be the way forward I think.

Currently the rules rewards companies that game the system and avoid paying their fair share.

Payola

Streamed over and over.

There needs to be a measure of transparency here

If a service I'm using has its encryption compromised, then as a consumer I have a right to know.

Wait... What?

"By law, workers classified as managers and other professional salaried staff are exempt from mandatory overtime pay and breaks"

Is there a reason why this is?

Personally, I'd never work for a for-profit company for free. It's unethical.

I've seen that Black Mirror documentary

It does not end well for the humans.

Prints "are automatically deleted from the device once they have been checked"

I'm not falling for that lie twice!

The Running Man is now reality.

A click here, and a click there... And it looks like Ben Richards is dead.