2714 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
Re: "It's unhygienic"
Only if you do it right...
Icy what you did there.
That? That's a Cyberdyne Systems model T-101
Just yell "User : Admin, Password : Password" at it and you can shut it down.
Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda almost didn't notice.
Re: I learned about vacuum welding the other day
Re: Don’t call us plucky
Another comment thread descending into violins...
Re: Saturn’s D ring
Re: 1200 baud down, 75 baud up
Oh you had it good didn't you!
300 baud we were stuck with in the 80's. And they only gave us 0's. We had to make 1's by hammering a few 0's flat!
Only when it actually has its own replacements for Google Apps
I'm sure everyone will be having a good Jinwang about it anyway.
Everyone will love it
Selling weapons grade encryption to criminals
Their mistake there was encroaching on government business!
Re: deep space overhaul of something which was never designed to be touched post-launch
Have you tried hitting it with a wrench?
These are the same people that have all your Internet Connection Records
But I'm sure they're safe.
A "limited number of delegates" were hit.
I suppose "all of them" counts as a limited number.
Directions to Stephanie's house mostly.
Does this prohibition cover dildos?
I'm asking for a friend...
Democracy is being sold cheap these days.
Only a £20 million fine, and even then that's only a possible fine.
With no real deterrent in place, the people funding this will just see it as the cost of doing business.
I've got a red moon
And I want to paint it black
Re: Not for me
That's a bit of a stretch.
The security of the 2017 Inauguration wasn't compromised because no one showed up.
I've seen bigger crowds watching a Z-list celebrity open a supermarket.
Re: for all the "too many guns already" idiots
You are Jim Jefferies and I claim my five pounds.
I guessed America before I even clicked on the article
What do I win?
Re: Humans in Ibiza
MDMA doesn't reduce inhibitions or fear.
You're thinking of alcohol.
How can you do that to a poor octopus
And not give it some glowsticks?
Meh, what's the worst that could happen?
Oi, you. Equifax. Cough up half a million quid for fumbling 15 million Brits' personal info to hackers
Surely that should be per victim.
They changed it and now it's different!
It obviously says "First Post!"
Is it telling that the first thing that came to my mind when I heard Master/Slave was BDSM?
Incompetence and an explosive gas
This is fine.
Re: compiling (building) the application literally took 10 minutes
10 minutes! That's a blink of an eye!
I've worked on projects where it's taken a whole half hour to build and deploy a project to a dev environment. But it was ok! My tech savvy line manager told me to make as few mistakes as possible to reduce debugging time.
Not so much changing their tune as enabling autotune: Facebook, Twitter bigwigs nod and smile to US senators
Re: Self-restraint or self-regulation is going nowhere
When has self-regulation ever worked?
He should have used seven proxies.
Script kiddies today aren't as good as they used to be.
Like a toilet?
I thought that was because all the crap usually comes our way...
All in all, it's just another hole in a wall
We don't need no ventilation...
It's what networks crave.
Re: Frontpage disappeared a long time ago.
It lives on in the SharePoint designer.
Much like the old ones, it sleeps, waiting to be awoken by the folly of man.
And on that day, all will be marquee and blink tags. And fire and brimstone shall rain down from the sky.
Re: £92m on a feasibility study
I could give them the same answer for half that.
Re: This is serious business
She was upholding her oath. she swore to support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
Re: Failure is not an option
It's not mine. I stole it from Larry Wall.
Failure is not an option
It comes bundled with the software.
Well that's locking the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Thank the gods that Microsoft stopped election meddling before another country installed a demagogue as President of the United States!
Don't read Scott Adams blog. It will only drain away any hope for humanity you may have had left.
What other scholarship program requires "contestants" to wear a low cut evening gown?
They'll be telling us that the love island contestants are serious actors next.
Re: What's your vector victor?
You need clearance Clarence.
Both apply and do not apply to affected areas.
Re: Give it a couple of million years
I doubt the humans in 10,000 years will look anything like the humans of today.
Probably about as similar to us as we are to early proto-humans.
Give it a couple of million years
And there'll be a human output in every corner of the galaxy.
We need more than a cookie cutter approach.