* Posts by Ru

1818 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2007

Pasty munchers scoff at £300m council deal with comms kingpins

Ru

"the best of the private and public sector in an innovative partnership"

It would certainly be innovative for any public-private partnership to have anything at all that might be described as 'best' in an impartial, honest and positive fashion.

Sadly, I suspect what we'll actually get is a demonstration of how big business and small government can perfectly synergise their core incompetencies to maximise waste and inefficiency going forwards with significant short term cost savings compared to buying the same service from an organisation competent to run it.

Health minister warns ISPs: Block suicide websites or face regulation

Ru

Re: Can you say

"I would far rather this was censored than porn, if there was a choice"

The underlying issue, to my mind, is that there's no clear dividing line between discussions of suicide, and the rather broader subject of "material likely to hard the moral and physical health of the youth of the nation", or whatever the current PRC-speak describing their censorship policies is.

There's also the related issue of euthanasia and all the moral and ethical cans of worms that entails. I appreciate your underlying point, but it isn't at all clear that our legislature can avoid Thoughts About Children and the resultant need to Be Seen To Be Doing Something; not a good match with recent tendencies to draft ill-defined and overly inclusive bits of law that are easily abused.

Ru

Re: Can you say

Oh, you betcha. Material safety data sheets? You'd better be keeping them under lock and key. Some sort of safety datasheet safety datasheet is in order, so that datasheets describing hazardous materials can be kept in a safe and secure location.

Also, did you know that Wikipedia publishes LD50 values and effects of poisoning and overdosing on various colours and flavours of chemical?

NASA's spy sat snaps Curiosity rover burning tracks on Mars

Ru

Re: Why stop for tests?

Cos there's no rush, and it is nice to eliminate as many variables as possible?

Emotional baggage

Ru

...and the course mentioned in the article is "A-Level ICT" which rings alarm bells. Even A-Level computer science has been pretty crap over the years, and anything that purports to be even softer probably isn't worth a whole lot.

Timetabling is a pretty thankless task though. The chances of some people getting stuffed is high, and all the admin folk can do is to minimise the number of disappointed students. Hiring an additional lecturer is a pretty expensive proposition, especially if only a small number of students would ultimately benefit, surely?

Dawn probe slips Vesta's grip, heads for icy dwarf planet

Ru
Headmaster

"Ceres, our solar system's only dwarf planet"

Uh, wasn't Pluto also classified as a dwarf planet, or are you still fighting the Man on that one?

There's a handful of other probable ones (Eris? can't remember the rest) too.

Qubes OS bakes in virty system-level security

Ru

Re: I wonder....

It presumably uses the Xen hypervisor, so there's no obvious technical reason why any Xen-compatible OS couldn't be used. Doesn't mean that the Qubes userland supports such a thing yet, of course.

NASA captures mind-bogglingly gorgeous solar video

Ru
Mushroom

Re: Although it wasn't aimed at Earth...

No crispiness would ensue, at least not of the biosphere. The Sun isn't really the right sort of star to do that; the Earth is a pretty long way away, and the ejected plasma is pretty diffuse by the time it reaches us. Big flares can play havoc with sattelites and land-based power grids. I'm too lazy to find out how powerful this flare was in relation to other big 'uns that have actually had bad effects on Earth, however.

Have a read up on the Carrington Event or the 1989 geomagnetic storm for what happens when a really big CME hits the Earth.

Apple hoards LTE patents to deflect Samsung attack

Ru
Meh

Re: Software Patents = Retardedness in the Extreme

LTE is a radio networking technology. LTE patents are therefore likely to encompass an awful lot of radio hardware. They probably also cover signal encoding techniques and network management, at a guess.

I'm not totally sure where software patents ended up in this argument, but none of the above are purely software based.

Sun daddy: 'Machines will replace 80 per cent of doctors'

Ru
Terminator

Re: He is right that more can done by machines, but...

"Doctors that aren't personable won't be good GP's"

The sort of thing I was envisaging here would be more like a medical professional who was an actual human being capable of interacting with other human beings but not as highly trained or qualified as a GP. They'd use the diagnostic system to assist them in their work, which might ultimately boil down to a sophisticated triage and limited prescription issuing service. The 'real' doctor level might well still exist, but needn't be as large as it is now, nor need it necessarily deal with things that aren't particularly serious.

People seem to imagine some sort of impersonal and automated diagnost-i-tron device in an empty booth, but not only would that not do a good job for exactly the reasons you cited, but it would also be a) vastly more expensive and complex than a human-guided system and also b) not necessarily as good.

'Immortal cancer' found in Australia

Ru
Boffin

Re: Sun it hot and grass is green...

"If any human cancers ever became contagious, we'd be screwed as a species"

Uh, that doesn't actually make any sense. Why is a transmissible cancer any worse than HIV or antibiotic resistant tuberculosis, to name a couple of unpleasant diseases du jour? Hell, what makes it any worse than historic transmissable diseases like the black death?

This particular cancer spreads when infected animals bite the face of uninfected ones. It isn't trivially spreadable by other means, and doesn't appear to do much metastasis when in place. Cancer treatments for people would seem to be sophisticated enough to deal with anything similar that happened to affect humans.

"Aren't all cancerous cells immortal?"

They don't 'age' like conventional animal cell lines (or at least those with telomeres) but they're also genetically damaged. Not all cancerous mutations are necessarily viable in the long run, though many obviously are.

Thanks ever so much Java, for that biz-wide rootkit infection

Ru
Headmaster

Re: I don't blame Oracle

Viri

...is a plural form* of Vir, and hence translates as "men", not "more than one virus".

* There's some other grammatical glop I'm not going to get into.

Why Java would still stink even if it weren't security swiss cheese

Ru
Paris Hilton

Problem is,

what are the alternatives? There's a fairly clear need for a strong, static, explicitly typed manged-memory language with Algol-flavoured syntax, because you can be reasonably assured of finding some moderately priced coders to write in it and moderately competent managers who won't be horrified by it.

Stuff like Scala doesn't avoid all of the underlying JVM and Java library issues you mentioned. C# under Windows is nice enough, and even makes pretences to be multiplatform given the existence of Mono... but if you're not using the Windows version, Mono seems very much like a second class citizen.

And all you're left with after that is C++ (which I like, but it is too easy to do write unstable software full of security issues if you have to trust people to manage their own memory) and a plethora of rather nice dynamic languages which don't seem to have much business cachet because it is too easy to write dog slow unreadable code and you have to trust your devs to write test cases.

So Java may be awful, but is anything else really that much less awful?

Harvard boffins build cyborg skin of flesh and nanowires

Ru
Headmaster

Re: Skin of flesh and nanowires

If you've got time travelling shape shifting killing machines and the best way you can think of to kill people is to stab them like it is 1412 then you've got some serious issues of imagination.

Also, the T-1000 was just a robot. No meatbag cybernetics there.

NYT fights back against links-in-texts patent

Ru
Pint

Re: "thank some deity I don't live in the US"

Not living under US jurisdiction will not protect you from the idiocy of its patenting regime. Selling consumer products is an international business these days, and if you want to ship your product around the world you must comply with the set union of all IP laws around the world.

This means that not only do you get to buy stuff that's been crippledto comply with US patent law, and not only will some of the money you pay for stuff go to US patent licensing fees, but it also means that you have to rely on the US electorate and the legislature they vote in to ultimately deal with the issue because you have no right to do so. Yay!

UKNova drops torrents after threats from FACT

Ru
Big Brother

I blame Sky

As UKNova told TorrentFreak:

“There was one very big UK satellite provider some of whose content (a tiny percentage from their basic package) was available on UKN, there was also a football production company. The remaining members represent post-transmission marketing of DVDs etc. The major UK TV companies are not FACT members and were not mentioned.”

Heartbroken app-maker Qt sneaks into Android's bed

Ru

Re: The Lessons of History

I wonder how all the windows mobile 'classic' devs are feeling these days. Not so long ago, it would have seemed a rather better gamble to assume that Microsoft would not only outlast your professional career, but also Apple's existence too. Funny how things change, isn't it?

Low sunspot activity linked to rivers freezing: Mini Ice Age on way?

Ru

I suspect the missing qualifier was "significant". The number of major influences on global temperatures is probably not that big, and their influence will drown out that of less important factors.

Why the Apple-Samsung verdict is good for you, your kids and tech

Ru
Unhappy

Re: patents = profits

if you are a "man/woman in a garage" type inventor who wants to build a business from a good idea then the patent system is the way to protect your idea. If you don't protect it then a huge company will just copy you and you'll end up bust before you've even started

If you are a man/woman in a garage (and I'm more of a shed fan, myself) and you patent something of interest to a big, powerful and rapacious company, you're not in a strong situation. Your best bet is to sell up to that company or its competitors, and hope you get a decent amount of money out of the transaction. The alternatives are either a) company steals your idea because they know they can use their legal team to reduce you to a smoking crater in the ground, or b) patent a whole bunch of things which are very closely related to your own idea, and which prevent any practical realisations of your idea ever being made. They can then offer you a pittance for your own patent, which has now been almost totally devalued.

Oh yeah, c) a Chinese company blatantly copies your idea because they know you haven't got any means to stop them. But that would imply that your idea has mass market appeal, which is pretty unusual. Of course, it is quite possible that your idea is not valuable enough to steal or license, in which case you're probably okay, but down a few thousand in patent application and attorney fees. Awesome.

Cloud 'destroys time' and fracking is great innovation

Ru

Re: "Physical location is irrelevant" - yeah, right

Even as an American, that's a careless assertion to make.

Hands up everyone who'd be happy having any of their exceedingly valuable trade secrets hosted in, say, China? In a less pragmatic and more government-enforced example, what does HIPAA have to say about bunging stuff in The Cloud and hoping for the best?

1 MILLION accounts leaked in megahack on banks, websites

Ru
Meh

"affiliated with hacktivists Anonymous"

Isn't almost everybody, these days?

Honestly, what is this supposed to mean? "We don't know who they are, so they're clearly Anonymous, lol". Its like every terrorist group mentioned on the news having "links with al Quaida".

Mars rover harangues empty landscape with loudhailer

Ru

Re: Just wondering...

Wrong question.

If there's nobody there to hear it, how much money could you save by not launching any audio equipment and simply faking the whole silly exercise? Or perhaps even, 'am I a more deserving cause than a daft and easily faked audio broadcast on another planet?'

On a related note, any of the engineering heads recently bought themselves a new sports car?

Microsoft denies Windows 8 app spying via SmartScreen

Ru
Black Helicopters

Re: FBI sends request

"you're up to no good"

Well, there are jurisdictions in the world where having something like nmap installed is considered use of hacking tools for nefarious purposes, and criminal proceedings can be brought against you. Fun times!

Twitter joins Linux foundation

Ru

Re: willing to give Twitter the benefit of the doubt

Google, Amazon, Apple, Twitter. One of these is not like the others, much as it might wish otherwise. Hint: it has something to do with 'profit'.

Twitter's control-freakery is desparation; they've got a massive userbase and a world-wide brand and they simply don't have a clue how to extract any money from it. It is probably premature to call this 'death thoes' rather than 'incompetent flailing', but not too far off the mark. Compare with Facebook's endless stream of privacy-violating ad-pushing instruments.

Akihabara unplugged: Tokyo's electric town falls flat

Ru

I think Charlie Stross beat you to it.

See blag.

Tis a bit late to see anything but a tourist destination on its way down, really.

Teflon slips smoothly over LOHAN's mighty rod

Ru

Re: Why an unsupported rod?

Well yes, obviously that's what you're going for.

I've evidently missed the explanation of why though.

Ru
Paris Hilton

Why an unsupported rod?

I'd have thought something like these (sorry; couldn't find a noncommercial link at short notice) supported rails would have formed a more stable, solid platform. Making a suitably robust bearing sleeve to stop the plane jamming or falling off doesn't seem like a massive difficult task. Hell, you could have two rails and a lightweight launch carriage (to prevent racking).

Investor pulls out of Facebook, pumps cash into pork-printing joint

Ru

Re: "synthesized meat"

The structure is synthetic, but the components are anything but. They are genuine animal derived cells.

This system might do the job for people who are veggies because they disagree with the farming and slaughter of animals for meat. People who don't eat meat for slightly more nebulous reasons (religionm primarily) will no doubt engage in ethical debates for many, many years to come. Printed bacon slabs were descended from bits of actual pig, after all; seems like they'd still count as treyf.

New nuclear fuel source would power human race until 5000AD

Ru

"explosive risks"

Eh? Fission reactions don't blow up power plants, steam pressure does. But that's pretty academic. The thing to worry about is fire because it produces lots of radioactive smoke that spreads downwind nicely. Look at Windscale; no explosions there.

You'll get bigger explosions out of oil, gas and other refined fossil fuel storage facilities than you will out of a nuke plant.

Ru

Re: "radioactive waste that the americans were dumping"

Anyone with a reactor program is just as guilty of dumping radioactive waste. I'm reasonably certain that everyone was at it.

Ru

"radioactive leaks"

Radioactive waste is a real mix of materials. Uranium is probably also not that high on the list of really nasty contaminants that you can get from a reactor; there's stuff far more toxic and easily absorbed into living things.

So, I guess that the answer is "yes, so long as you don't mind leaving the caesium, strontium, iodine et all behind".

Facebook ordered to unmask anonymous trolls by beak

Ru
Meh

Re: "Yet the company can remain anonymous!"

Because to do otherwise invokes the Streisand Effect, doesn't it?

Publically complaining about being defamed on the internet is quite clearly a Bloody Stupid Thing To Do, especially if you're not entirely pure, virtuous and innocent all the way through.

North Tyneside: Mega-outsourcing deal will SAVE jobs

Ru
Unhappy

"initial ten year term"

Oh dear.

I'm glad I don't have to rely on North Tyneside for any useful services, because they're going to be haemorrhaging money into service contracts and none of its IT infrastructure is going to work.

Is anyone aware of any big outsourcing deal that has ever actually worked? Genuinely curious here.

PLT chair: UK Radio Society is 'living in a dream world'

Ru

Re: Erm... exactly why do we need PLT anyway?

I've run cat5 in numerous rental properties where drilling holes in the wall would have been rather frowned upon. Tucking it in under the edge of the carpet, or taping it where the wall meets the floor or ceiling worked just fine. It doesn't take a vast amount of effort to keep it neat and out of the way.

Honestly, how did you people cope before there were any wifi or powerline network devices?

Scientists find safer way to store hydrogen

Ru
Meh

Re: "Tell that to the Brasilians"

Half their cars, eh? That's super. How about all their heavy freight vehicles? How about their trains? Hell, how about their aircraft, whilst I'm at it? I'll bet they don't have a whole load of ethanol driven cargo ships either. I stated that running an industrial nation on ethanol was impractical. Don't cherrypick, please.

There are also some issues involved with scaling Brazil's solution to the rest of the world. How much ethanol-brewing feedstock might one grow in the UK, for example? Now contrast with how much hydrogen cracking you could get out of a brace of modern nuclear reactors.

Again, my point was that this is not next-gen technology, it could be done now if needs be, with existing nuclear and solar tech. Converting all of the world's arable land into biofuel generation would work too, but there may be issues with that, like being able to eat...

Ru
Boffin

Re: "I vote for Ethanol"

Unfortunately, votes don't work very well on the laws of physics or the complexities of engineering.

The best source for the volumes of ethanol an industrialised nation would need to keep itself going would be something like a vast algal bioreactor; technology that's way up there in pie-in-the-sky territory. Compare with hydrogen that we could conceivably run our cars and industry on using modern day tech, were it not for the fact that petrochemicals are a wee bit more convenient.

Ru
Paris Hilton

Re: Exhaust temperature?

I vaguely assumed that a hydrogen car would be using a fuel cell and electric motors. Fuel cells are a pretty useful bit of kit; the principle problem is the sort of fuel they accept. Hydrogen fuelled cells are well understood. Ergo, the exhaust temperature will be moderate as you don't want to toast your proton exchange membrane.

Tech hacks should admit taking corporate coin, but don't start a witch hunt

Ru
Coat

Re: Florian

I always though that Florian was a Troll rather than a Shill. That'll teach me to make assumptions; never attribute to malice what can easily be attributed to a paycheque.

Experts argue over whether shallow DNS gene pool hurts web infrastructure

Ru

Re: So basically...

NSD is free and liberally licensed. I know OpenBSD has shipped with it for a little while, not looked to see who else does.

Assange's fate to be revealed at high noon

Ru
Trollface

Re: "Even the Guardian have been getting stuff wrong"

Say it ain't so!

Text-and-drive teens ratted on by AT&T mobe tech

Ru

Re: So many options for failure.

You clearly get a better class of public transport than we do. Our local buses are generally speed-competetive with bikes, so long as the cyclist isn't too fit. I don't see many false alarms happening there...

Toshiba pulls out of Windows RT tablet push

Ru

"ARM Processors?"

The cores and instruction sets are all pretty similar, but the SoC packages they end up in are anything but.

If the MS-imposed device requirements are sufficiently strict (which seems likely) there may be a limited number of vendors who can guarantee a sufficient supply of suitable processors, and if Toshiba was a little slow or a little frugal in its attempts to secure this supply they may have been left in a slightly precarious situation.

Still, seems slightly implausble that such a large and experienced consumer electronics company should run into such a hurdle.

Fraudsters nick BILLIONS from China's e-commerce Wild West

Ru
Facepalm

"a recognisable kitemark for safe sites"

Uh, what? Has someone actually invented a magical way of marking legit sites in an unforgeable fashion such that the average punter will be able to spot immediately when something has gone awry?

Brits obey mobile ads, says mobile ad biz

Ru
Facepalm

"archaic perceptions of mobile advertising being intrusive are long gone"

Advertising, like a TSA gropedown, is intrusive.

Keep at it long enough though, and eventually you'll end up with a demographic who have known nothing else and so doesn't find it particularly irksome.

Me, though? I'll be paying for my apps before I follow any of those awful little screen-wasting attention-demanding adverts that the free versions come with.

Saudi royals seek ban on .virgin, .sex, .catholic, .wtf and 159 MORE

Ru
Paris Hilton

"how little attention the world is paying to the programme"

Is it that the world merely isn't paying attention, or more that they are totally disinterested?

Seems like the vast amount of the proposed new $tlds are all but valueless. There are dozens of sparsely populated ccTlds out there for people who wanted a domain name that reflected their own special and unique snowflakey nature; but they're not dotcom, so uptake hasn't exactly been overwhelming. Why should dotblog et al be different?

US Army's cloud-friendly iPad-ready intel kit DOESN'T even work

Ru
Facepalm

"Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, Raytheon, General Dynamics and IBM."

That's quite a lineup.

I guess that getting rid of 2.3 billion dollars simply by setting it on fire might take quite a while to do properly, and would probably leave quite a bit of ash behind.

Jimbo Wales: Wikipedia servers in UK? No way, not with YOUR libel law

Ru

Re: Libel

"Just ask The McLibel Campaign"

Private Eye are the experts here.

Apple and Google go head-to-head over Kodak patent sale

Ru
Unhappy

Re: Dear USA

I'd actually assume that many (perhaps most, if not all) patents here may actually be physical things or hardware implementations of more general techniques.

But its okay, because the US patent system does not restrict obviousness and frivolity to software patents alone.

Curiosity needs OS upgrade before getting down to science

Ru
Meh

"I really cant understand"

Quite.

How many times have you, or indeed anyone, written extremely complex software that was not only totally perfect from the get go, but in fact could not be improved upon in any way at all, being the embodiment of computer science perfection?

Next, how many times have you had to do sysadmin work on a computer that will never be physically accessible by anyone within its operating lifespan? Now, how many times do you suppose NASA have done just that?