* Posts by Ru

1818 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2007

God makes you stupid, researchers claim

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God lowers your IQ?

Clearly, doing weird little abstract image puzzles and word association games is an abomination in the eyes of the lord.

Next research topic: why do people think IQs are a useful metric for anything other than doing weird little abstract image puzzles and word association games?

Qinetiq ships first 'Transformer' war-droid

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Re: easily disabled

Uh, in much the same way that a human soldier is easily disabled by shooting out his brains.

Only it doesn't involve an actual person dying. Plus, I'd be mildly concerned about clever sniper-hunting technology attached to a different bot with a high power rifle that will shoot you out of your little hideyhole.

It is more easily disabled by creative use of barricades which would require genuine people to come remove them, whom you can then use the aforementioned human disabling process upon to ensure that the current ruling party back in the US starts losing votes.

Gigabyte intros tablet-style Eee rival

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Standardised linux?

Well, its all basically debian, innit? Ubuntu certainly is, and xandros likewise (who provided the eeepc linux distro, I do believe)

That's where the nice package management came from (apt) certainly. And gnome and kde at distro and OS independent, if you were thinking of a common look'n'feel.

I'm more curious as to why Red Hat hasn't tried to stick its oar in. Or Novell, for that matter.

ESA: space tourism greener than ordinary airline flights

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Propellant

Liquid hydrogen/oxygen obviously is, but it takes a significant amount of energy to create the stuff in the first place.

Also consider that many X prize contestants don't run on this sort of mix; many use something carbon-based for the fuel.

Man accused of siphoning $50,000 in micro-payments from Schwab, E-trade

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Alert

They *give* you a small payment?

I recall places like paypal *taking* a small payment from you, and then giving it back afterwards. Kinda hard to game that system quite so easily.

Microsoft urges developers to tag sites for IE8

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Whither conditional comments?

I've been happily using conditional comments for some years to differentiate between IE5,6,7, and the rest of the interweb's less recalcitrant browsers. I'd be somewhat disappointed (to say the least) if MS were throwing away that irritating, but perfectly functional hack.

Tory proposes street-legal Segway legalisation

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Boffin

Well,

They can't be that much more irritating than a badly driven 'mobility scooter', but I don't see a whole lot to approve of. Why not just get a bike? I daresay, one of these days some clever gentleman will find a way to power the humble bicycle with the aid of electricity. No doubt such a device will be rather more practical than a segway, and be perfectly legal to drive on road and on bike lanes...

Teapot backdoor probed by German telescope boffins

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Black Helicopters

"seriously clever"

But why spend all that time and effort on seriously complicated things, when a far simpler and more reliable solution can be easily shown to do the job just fine?

There's no mention of how large the telescopes should be, by the way. Only their price, and high quality optics can be extremely expensive regardless of their size. Also consider that even moderately large telescopes can still be concealed in vans and cars and so on without any particular difficulty.

Open source zealots fill with venom

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Re: Tux V Daemon

Given that the little red guy is also called 'Beastie' in the game screen, I rather assumed that it was intended to represent BSD vs Linux. It's not like the open source world is particularly relaxed and congenial, with everyone getting along just fine all the time.

Bell Canada chokes P2P and privacy?

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@Devil's Advocate

Of course encryption means something. DPI may tell you what sort of traffic you're looking at, or at least hazard a good guess, but an encrypted channel is still just a load of (almost) random data to any outside observer who can only infer, say HTTP content from a port number of 443 or whatever. It can't tell porn from bank details if they're encrypted.

Now, if you're talking about throttling high bandwidth, long duration TCP connections then yes, that's possible and doesn't even require super fancy packet inspection.

What's more likely in your particular case is that encrypted bit torrent does not usefully obfuscate itself, it merely hides content and is still quite obvious as to its nature.

Romanian and Turkish scientists turn circuit boards into oil

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Is it just me,

Or are the comments here getting slowly more and more content-free, and full of people who seem to think they have to follow in amanfrommars' footsteps and write everything in some kind of tedious and semi-coherent argot?

Anyway, on subject, I wonder exactly how much power all these recycling processes need, and where it comes from. There was a delightful tale from my neighbourhood a little while ago whereby the local recycling facility was using a huge and powerful rubbish sorter to save on labour when separating mixed recyclable stuff. Only it used massive amounts of power, making most of the recycling effort supremely pointless.

Washington cops may be compelled to use gun-cams

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Pirate

Out of context

Perhaps.

But you'd be less likely to have, say, a bunch of police with automatic weapons splattering an unarmed, kneeling guy's brains out all over, say, an underground train carriage.

Anyone know of the exact rules of engagement for armed police? I'm pretty certain it doesn't involve a western-style quickdraw and kill. That gun will have to be out, and the camera rolling (and presumably recording sound) long enough before lead meets cortex to capture at least some kind of validation for the shot.

Its the tasercams I'm more interested in, however. There's far too much tase first, ask questions later going on, and anything which might curtail that should be very warmly welcomed.

AMD plans 12-core server chip for 2010

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Using multiple cores isn't that hard,

But you will see rapidly diminishing returns on a *desktop* machine. There are only so many processor-intensive things that need to be run simultaneously after all, though at least having a dozen cores will allow you to cope with a much high volume of crapplets and AV/antimalware programs at once.

Servers can, and pretty much always will benefit from being able to run more processes... many web apps (for example) can be trivially parallelised, although filesystem and database access cannot be sorted out so easily.

The next trick is going to be blazingly fast concurrent IO to keep up with all these processes. It won't be much good if everyone and their dog can get a handful of 12 core+ monster chipsfor pocket money, if they're then going to have to invest in eyewateringly expensive 10gigE or infiniband interconnects, and an armful of SSDs running in parallel.

Japan to tax MP3 players

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And for those of you buying new devices,

I guess you can feel free to torrent a load of music, gievn that you've just effectively paid for it in tax anyway.

Silly, silly solution.

Ofcom plays precog on tomorrow's wireless world

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"congestion will be a thing of the past"

Right, right. I wonder how this can be established, just via better communications?

If the road from A to B can carry X cars, and on a nice sunny day 2X cars try to go down it, it is still going to get jammed.

But I guess that 'in certain areas congestion can be reduced at certain times' isn't quite so snappy.

Scientists create Chewbotca robot muncher

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@Tanuki, Re: Mechanical masticator

>How long before someone business-aware buys the rights to this machine and markets a version as a sex-toy.

Think carefully about how much sexual pleasure you could get from something filled with crushing spikes, that can only reduce things to pulp. And then consider the rest of the world too. Why buy the rights to this, when lawn mowers and wood chippers and food blenders could do a very similar job so much more cheaply?

Intel wants to own the weather prediction business

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Software lags hardware...

This is probably because software can easily be far more complex than hardware. Witness the number of operating system disasters vs the number of processor disasters.

Its all very well saying 'ooh, throw more cores at it, throw more processors at it', but actually making use of all these fancy new hardware resources requires non-trivial amount of programming talent, and more importantly, powerful compilers.

Why do you suppose that Itanium, with its fancy EPIC architecture geared towards pushing more code through more hyperthreaded cores hasn't taken off as Intel hoped? It certainly didn't help that they pushed the burden of making better use of the processor on to the compiler. And sufficiently capable compilers just aren't out there.

Police go slow with encryption key terror powers

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IT Angle

Maybe not quite so remarkable

"Simon Davies of Privacy International, which campaigned against section 49 of RIPA when legislation was being drafted, was surprised at the low figure. "That number is remarkable, given the abuse of RIPA by quangos and local councils," he said."

Consider that the people involved in the frivolous use of RIPA might a) rather use it covertly, and demanding encryption keys from school-hunting parents isn't exactly subtle, b) havn'et got round to lifting computers yet, or c) simply don't understand the technology or its possible uses.

Freedom from Oppression through Incompetence. I guess that will have to do for now ;-)

Legal blow to secret government lobbying

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Hurrah for corporate government

I love the way various branches of the government 'rebrand' themselves from time to time to attempt to flee from the scandal and incompetence of their previous incarnation, allowing them to get stuck into some scandal and incompetence of their own.

Politicians have learned so much from big business. No place for democracy, that's for sure.

Your personal data just got permanently cached at the US border

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Well, I'm glad I won't be visiting the States this year

Looked like I was going to be joining my other half, who would be working in California for a bit. Happily the plan has changed, and we will be travelling to Canada instead. I'm quite relieved about that.

If it weren't for the fact that I am a British citizen, I probably wouldn't be in the UK either. What a sorry state of affairs.

Linux-guru's conviction fuels ReiserFS debate

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@Kevin Aquilina

At least as a last resort, you can always hire a competent coder to kick the driver into shape. Expensive, difficult, but not impossible. This is rather tricky to do with equivalent closed source drivers.

On a vaguely related ranty note, the worst thing about many raid drivers for linux, et al, is that the hardware manufacturers are seldom helpful and forthcoming with hardware documentation. This isn't unique to raid cards of course, but it is a pain when one of the largest manufacturers behaves this way. Releasing buggy hardware makes reverse engineering extra tricky. Thankyou, adaptec.

GTA IV PS3 fights off resolution woes in the UK

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@Chris Procter

An upscaled image could meet those resolutions, no problem. Not entirely honest perhaps, but not a lie.

MS misses restart button on desktop auto-updates

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Kernel updates

on linux are always fun. They have represented an exciting set of moving goalposts for various bits of hardware development, after all.

Personally, I'm not sure I'd use ubuntu in this circumstance anyway. I'd be somewhat happier using debian-stable, for example.

Holes in London Mayor websites leave them open to 'e-gaffes'

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XSS?

Spotted and blocked by NoScript. It's a clever little tool to be sure.

@Ishkandar

It matters because the trick allows you to do pretty much anything you like, under the guise of being a legitimate site. See comments about drive-by malware downloads, etc.

Also, having a silly posting 'shtick' wasn't cool when amanfrommars did it either, though at least your effort is parseable.

Chip makers unite to define unified home network tech

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Re: CAT5

Having to run cables all over the place, anyone?

Everyone will want stuff to 'just work' without additional hassle.

It would be more believable had you mentioned some kind of half-baked 802.11* implementation instead.

Besides, all the cool kids will be using CAT6 now.

AMD to intro 45nm quad-core Phenom this quarter

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125W?

Ouch. Unless they can get that down by a significant amount, I for one won't care about this generation of chips at all.

Looks like once again you'll get far more bang for your buck working on improving your memory or IO performance

Anti-virus hacking contest polarizes vendors

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Because this would never happen if there wasn't a competition

What a stupid, stupid thing to get all riled up about. There are already plenty of new strains of various bits of malware in the wild, and AV people are always, always going to be playing catch up. Only this time, they have a target they can whinge at.

The best thing to do is to hire a nice law firm who can point out that by modifying software to evade virus filters, the coders or competition organisers are guilty of infringing some deeply tedious DMCA-a-like law. Or better yet, lobby the law makers to criminalise this sort of programming which is clearly intended to aid and encourage criminal elements!

Lightning-zapgun maker gets more US gov cash

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Re: PPC anyone?

Only no particles are being projected, are they? In fact, this is almost, but not quite, totally unlike any kind of accelerated ion weapon.

The principle has in fact been proven many times... but like so many fancy projects it is totally unsuited to the battlefield at this time. The first demo I heard of was an enormous chemical laser based thing that might just about fit on a humvee and be useful enough to taser a person at short range.

In fact, I believe Tesla wanted to make something like this way back, only using powerful UV lamps instead. Not very practical.

Give em a few more years yet, I reckon.

P2P site cries traffic shaping foul at Canuck ISP

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Re: Comcast is also resetting World of Warcraft

Don't attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity. Or just a poor line.

Wasn't there an article on the reg quite recently about how an otherwise respectable researcher cried 'connection throttling!' when ut just turned out to be a few hours of router problems?

Unmasking the Neighborhood Network Watch

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Re: Insecure computers

Perhaps you can convince them its okay being beige and boxy?

Oh, and Andy Barber... given that the article specifically mentioned 'open' wireless networks, why are you going all CAPITALISED about your secured one?

I leave open wireless as I find it. If I lived in a more densely populated area, I'd be tempted to run an open network just to see who might be using it and what for. Its funny how people often 'steal' bandwidth in this way, but don't imagine for one moment what a potentially ghastly security nightmare they could have let themselves in for.

Brown gov will make 'big commitment' to carbon capture

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@Jamtits

>Considering that the earth is getting a fifth of the light it once used to, I say we need more CO2 in the air, before the world famine gets worse

The articles actually mention a '20% decrease in light', which means we'd be only 4/5ths as bright as we were before that occurred. I think an 80% light reduction would have more obvious (and catastrophic) effects.

Carbon capture is a ridiculous idea, which is why only 3 governments even consider it. There is absolutely no way to capture a significant percentage of our carbon output in an energy efficient or economically sound way. I find it unsurprising yet rather depressing that the UK government is keen on such a blatantly stupid concept.

Microsoft rolls out Live Mesh preview

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Re: The future is bright...

> how are we supposed to make serious use of our 5Gb of online storage?

You've hit the nail on the head there. You aren't supposed to make serious use of it. This way, they can save cash by having insufficient storage for everyone!

The American way of bioterror - an A-Z of ricin crackpots

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@Mike Moyle, silencers on airguns

They do have a noticable effect, even on the fairly low powered airguns which are legal in the UK without a firearms license. They will be just as useful on larger and more powerful airguns, which could plausibly be lethal weapons.

But it is a particularly uncool crime to be punished for.

PETA offers $1m for test tube chicken

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Hypocrisy

It is a little sad that hypocrisy is considered to be a far worse thing than at least *attemping* to make a moral stand. It is seen as far better to be totally amoral, and to take no stand at all. (thankyou, Diamond Age. Go read it if you haven't).

I'll eat veal and foie gras, but not battery farmed chicken, for example. OMG hypocrit (sic) you might say, but factory farming is not only a far, far more unpleasant process than the production of either of those two, it also produces decidedly disappointing products.

If the PETA boss does manage to improve the lot of cute animals across the world at the expense of a few litres of insulin, then she's done well. Attack PETA because of the stupid things it does (there's no shortage of those!) but not because of the proclivities of its management.

The problem is that we demand far more meat than is practical to farm in 'nice' ways, and we demand it at a cost which is rather impractical to sustain without these rather unsavoury production methods. Moreover, the production of meat is quite inefficient, enerywise, compared to growing edible crops on the same land. Historically, you'd farm animals on land which could not be used for grains or veggies. LIvestock can process grass into things which are actually nice to eat after all.

If synthetic meat becomes practical, thats great. The world could benefit from cheap and widely available protein, and all sorts of less desirable farming practices can be stopped. But what are the chances of s'meat being a) cheaper b) just as nutritious c) actually accepted by consumers (its far more deserving of the label 'frankenfood' than GM wheat, or whatever) and finally d) being less destructive to the environment?

Pretty slim, I'd say.

Western Digital uncages ferocious VelociRaptor data hunting drive

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Drive failures

I've come across two instances of multiple drive failures... one because a guy didn't ventilate his workstation well enough and zapped half a dozen drives over the course of 3 years. The other was my former employer, a school, who somehow had a whole load of deceased fujitsu 18 and 36gb 10k scsi drives. I'm inclined to blame careless handling rather than faulty manufacturing.

Final verdict? Each manufacturer will suck more than the others. Your favourite manufacturer is blatantly the worst. Use RAID. That's what its for.

Notorious eBay hacker arrested in Romania

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One meeeeeleon dollars of damage?

Not to be confused with theft by the way, anonymous from mars.

I wonder how they define damage, and how they added up that particular total. There seems to be a trend amongst various large US organisations (DoD springs to mind) in bringing up these frivolous sums as the amount required to secure their systems. No matter that they should have spent the money do the securing ahead of time.

It is amusing that Vladuz was caught by such a transparent scam. What on earth was he thinking? Its not like he needed to hand over anything physical. How delightfully naive. Maybe the investigator claimed to be a pretty lady with the big boobies.

Scottish Government scuppers Lewis wind farm plan

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@Mike, Re: Goddamn treehugging bunnylovers

Of course you can please them. You can drop down dead.

Tedious stereotypes aside (I presume you're a jackbooted telegraph reader, or fat, bespectacled nerd still living at home? or some unholy combination of the two) I don't imagine that wind or wave power will ever be a practicality, given the demands of our energy hungry cultures. Not to mention the fact that no-one wants anything like that near them, nor nearby anywhere which looks nice, or contains unusual animal or plant species, etc etc. All the plans are pretty much dead from the get go.

The only practical sorts of things are going to be small scale solar and turbine projects, smarter combined heat/power services, blah blah blah. No sign of anything nice like fuel cells on useful scales either.

Bring back the pebble bed nuclear reactor projects, I say.

Why is Ruby on Rails so darn slow?

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Re: Scripting? JVMs? Bah!!!

At least all these MVC frameworks raise the barrier to entry a little. Ease of coding is what leads to the most awful results... just take a look at an internet full of awful, unmaintainable PHP.

Having to think at least a little about how you're going to structure your app (even if you do just throw everything into the V bit) and using an ORM layer to talk to a database instead of writing flaky SQL probably cuts down on the most common catastrophes of web development, if only by a little.

Assembling a nice FCGI app in C might be pretty gosh darn fast, but is it more economical in the long run than just buying a bunch of shiny Sun T1 boxes and using a more web-dev friendly language?

But expecting everyone to code better is a bit like the myth of educating your users not to do stupid things.

Sony, MS want control of PS3, Xbox iPlayer, Beeb boss claims

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Re: Im surprised PS3 doesn't already work

Why does youtube work and iplayer not?

Easy. DRM.

SanDisk warns that unsecured flash drives are coming to get you

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Re: MB as either a location address or time unit?

It is a reference to '20000ft' as it happens, referring to altitude.

Local council uses snooping laws to spy on three-year-old

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Re: anyone else think guy fawkes needs a modern copycat?

An incompetent bomber, motivated by religion?

There have been a few of those, of late.

London teen orders 'cab, innit'

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Re: half wit at directory enquiries?

>if someone asked me for a cab I'd have a fair idea they wanted a taxi

The caller wasn't asking for a cab. They were asking for a 'cab, innit'. Try saying those words out loud, and try to imagine how this confusion might have occurred. Enlightenment should soon follow.

Biologists track down elusive lungless frog

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Severely flat?

That's a term I'd associate with frogw that have undergone a road/tire assisted metamorphosis, rather than one which was merely vertically challenged.

Firewire chip maker touts 1.6Gb/s silicon

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Re: architectural differences

Yes indeed. That whole direct memory access thing from an external firewire device is certainly an intriguing design choice ;-)

IBM smacks rivals with 5.0GHz Power6 beast

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Re: Greener than given credit for?

This could equally be done with an aircooled datacentre. Cambridge University's computer lab can have its waste air pushed through the building's heating system in winter, for example.

Toshiba samples Cell-based HD GPU

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1x PCIe?

This sounds like it is a device intended to compete with mid to high end graphics cards, doing lots of fancy 3D graphics, yes?

Then why doesn't it use the same x16 high bandwidth connection that such cards generally use? I'm reasonably certain that it isn't just there as a marketing ruse.

Seagate ships first 1TB HDD of the SAS persuasion

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Re: How do they know??

Statistics and Marketing define relaity, you know.

I imagine they run a bunch of drives, count how long it takes a few to blow up, fit it to a curve of harddrive reliability they've reasearched before (or made up) and then extrapolated the failure time from that.

Coming up: the fingerprint-grabbing keylogger

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Re: Poor solutions

"If the reader & access control are designed properly they'll be hardened to prevent investigation of the hardware - the hardening techniques are well known and proven."

ahahahaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

No they won't. Security is always an afterthought, and an additional expense. Lots of people will want magical biometric sauce in their security setup, but I rather suspect that a significant percentage will choose based on price rather than resilience to attack.

Give it a few years, and no doubt this sort of research will become illegal anyway, or publishing these sorts of results wil result in a hefty suing.

Creative threatens developer over home-brewed Vista drivers

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Re: Err guys...

If their super-secret expensive license IP can be stolen by black-box reverse engineering of their drivers, then it was hardly protected in the first place. Perhaps they should have dropped such things into a firmware blob that ran on the board itself and never interacted directly with the host OS. Sounds like they were hardly exercising 'due diligence' here. Maybe they just don't believe he could have gotten the cards working without stealing their code.

Problem is, I still do not believe that driver engineering is in any way illegal. Hardware companies have been obsctructive and unhelpful to open source developers, yet I do not recall and story about a driver developer being busted for 'IP theft'.

Has he stolen proprietary Creative code, which contains software licensed from a third party? No? All his own work via reverse engineering? Then probably the best they can hope for is to hit him with the DMCA or whatever equivalent is available, for circumventing their alleged 'protection measures'.

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Where's the crime?

I see and read all sorts of things about reverse engineering... indeed, you'll find all sorts of tedious EU directives on it which are no doubt far lass draconian than the equivalent US laws. Reverse engineering for the purposes of compatibility would seem to be okay... it is only when you use this information to release a competing product that you're breaking the law, or do naughty things like decompilation, etc etc.

The fact that a EULA tells you you cannot do this will not override local law.

Perhaps Creative are in the driver software market, and occasionally throw in bits of circuitry for free?

The attitude of hardware companies towards detailed specs for their products and openness with regards to drivers continues to baffle me.