* Posts by Ru

1818 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2007

UK Cops 'duped' into arresting wrong LulzSec suspect

Ru
Facepalm

"they still have another member of the group"

They have a loud-mouthed semicompetent internet user.

This isn't some super secret clandestine terrorist cell. The only people who know *anything* are the ones who actually perform the effective attacks, and they are apparently competent enough to hide their tracks this far. Everyone else is just a script kiddie or wannabe who hangs around on various fora and merrily engages in a DDOS on request of some dude on the internet because they have no idea what they are doing.

Ru
Holmes

Extraordinary rendition is all the rage these days

You find someone causing a bit of trouble, and you arrange to have them flown away to some godforsaken morally bankrupt police state where the local law enforcement officials have a reputation for getting what they want out of their suspects and a bit of tendency to shoot people.

As with any other outsourcing deal, results may be mixed but are quite justifiable to management.

Ru
Big Brother

"do the police transport him back"

Haha! As if. There's a recession on you know, they can't spend money on frivolous stuff like that. Besides, he's bound to have done something, otherwise he wouldn't have come to their attention, right? They just need to hold him long enough to find out what it is.

World first: UK boffins print out working 3D aeroplane

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Boffin

You can see the immediate post-print state

which looks like a big block of snow. It is quite solid.

Each layer of power is rolled on to the print providing a fairly solid foundation for all subsequent layers. The design could be arbitrarily complex, so long as holes are left to get the unsintered powder out of hollow components.

Police arrest alleged LulzSec hacker 'topiary' in Scotland

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Facepalm

Re: bunch of clowns and trolls

The HBGary op was most entertaining. Have a read: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/02/how-one-security-firm-tracked-anonymousand-paid-a-heavy-price.ars

The guys being rounded up by the police aren't even script kiddies. They seem to be idiots who downloaded LOIC, and that's all. They barely qualify for 'low hanging fruit' status. I guess these arrests will serve as a valuable lesson to all the other wannabes, who I suspect will pay more attention in TOR class next time.

'War texting' hacks car systems and possibly much more

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Boffin

Something like HOTP might do

or TOTP (or Google Authenticator, as I believe it uses the same system). There doesn't need to be a whole lot of shared state between the phone and the car, but it provides a nicely syncronised means of generating short numbers which are a little impractical to brute force.

Microsoft's MS-DOS is 30 today

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Facepalm

Re: or do you mean safely?

Are you all still plugging modems directly into your PC?

It has been quite a few years since I worried about connecting a fresh windows installation to the interwebs, because I've been happily using firewalls and NAT routers.

Since XP got a firewall by default (was that SP2?) I haven't worried about that particular issue at all. It isn't 2005 any more, guys.

Ru
Facepalm

Re: Floppy Disk?

I must confess how much of a noob I am. I have absolutely no idea how one might format a punch card.

Dell Streak 7 Android tablet

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Unhappy

I actually liked the Streak 5

...but then, I got mine refurbished for 250 quid and immediately flashed it with a StreakDroid OS image to bring it up to Android 2.2.2. I found the form factor ideal; it is just about large enough to use as an ebook reader, but more than large enough to be a decent web browsing/video watching device, etc. It also has the convenient feature that (at least in portrait mode) there's still plenty of screen real estate available above the on-screen keyboard which makes it a quite reasonable SSH device. All that, and I can still fit it into a large pocket.

7" devices fail the pocket requirement, and 3" or 4" smartphones I tend to find have a screen that feels slightly too small whilst still being inconveniently bulky compared to my boring old Symbian S40 phone.

Shame 5" is considered the worst of all worlds by everyone else; I don't ever see it being a popular size.

Developer fury as Google makes Android apps vanish

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Headmaster

Didn't they make their fortune selling ads?

The fact they happen to do operating systems and email and search is sort of a bonus, especially as they give away most of that sort of thing for free.

Suspects in PayPal web attack not so anonymous after all

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Facepalm

Re: Oh dear

So, "Anonymous" has managed a handful of reasonably competent hacks and social engineering attacks. The people arrested as being part of "Anonymous" are all idiots, who demonstrate no such skills.

What does this tell you?

I suspect all the arrests will be idiot LOIC users who not only had no idea how to cover their tracks but believed that LOIC-driven DDOS attacks would actually accomplish anything at all.

Note to Apple: Be more like Microsoft

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Headmaster

Sorry old bean

Alexander did pretty well for his time, but I'll point out that the British Empire was rather larger in its heyday. Hell, the Persians before him and the Romans afterwards were both larger too, and a fair bit longer lasting.

He did a pretty good job creating an empire out of almost nothing, mind you... not something many other people manage in their lifetime. One of the Napoleons had a pretty good go though...

Fingerprint scans learn to spot chopped-off fingers

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Facepalm

Awesome

No-one will ever be able to make a material that can change colour under pressure. And even if they could, why would they go to such efforts merely to bypass fingerprint security?

'Up to' broadband claims out of control, says Ofcom

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Mushroom

Speed is such a tiny part of the problem

Oh noes, average speed of adsl2 installations about 10mbit, vs 'up to 20mbit'. That's still quite a reasonable connection, so long as it isn't crippled by being Unlimited* bandwidth. Seriously, whining about a few megabits here and there is utterly pointless when people will have their connections crippled by traffic management after the first gigabyte downloaded each month.

When ISPs can no longer advertise Unlimited*, Totally Not Throttled*, We Won't Spy On You* packages, then perhaps speeds can be dealt with, because ultimately 'up to' claims are true (you can get 24mbit if you live next to an exchange) whereas Unlimited* claims are, and have always been total bullshit.

Let's talk about OpenFlow

Ru
Meh

TCP/IP time warp

What has TCP/IP got to do with switching? Maybe you're thinking of ethernet or ATM or MPLS?

We've had software defined *routing* for donkey's years. How much effect has that had on the upper layers of a networking stack?

The world of networking seems to have failed to implement ancient standards like multicast over any sort of scale, let alone merely old standards like IPv6 to everyone's satisfaction. What on earth makes you think that something new and shiny is going to come in and sweep the world?

Mozilla moots open source web OS for mobiles

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Paris Hilton

Is there a point?

Chrome is of pretty tenuous usefulness as it is. What does BTG offer that we can't already get from Android, or some more conventional linux installation?

EMC boss Tucci in lucky escape from poverty

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Headmaster

I, for one

would happily never see anyone 'incentivized' ever again.

Rewarding them is just fine, however.

Sorry, time travelers, you’re still just fiction

Ru
Boffin

Re: Ummmm

Things can teleport over very short distances (atomic scale) in a phenomenon known as quantum tunneling. It is the idea behind Hawking radiation that black holes presumably emit, for example. Nothing we've ever found travels faster than the speed of light over macro-scale distances though.

This paper says that information cannot travel faster than the speed of light when propagated by light, which whilst nice to know doesn't rule out tachyons or time travel. Hell, it doesn't even rule out exotic bits of space time like wormholes or alcubierre metrics; their issues come from other bits of physics.

So no, this doesn't have much to tell us about time travel.

Utah cops baffled in case of mysterious anonymous cuffee

Ru

Not quite

He could be released on bail pending a hearing or trial or whatever, but to do so requires identifying him first.

There's no reason or legal framework to hold him past the trial/hearing/whatever custodial sentence is dropped on him.

Microsoft hit with lawsuit in Kinect tech spat

Ru
Trollface

Are they not going after Nintendo?

Surely the Wii did all of this, and some time before the Kinect, too.

If Nintendo has already licensed these patents, MS would appear to be either a) very confident that these guys are trolls or b) in potentially rather expensive and embarassing trouble.

Come on el reg, earn your ad impressions.

Cellular network hijacking for fun and profit

Ru
Boffin

Tragically, it isn't just you.

Of such snippets of information is much security theatre built!

How many instances of hi-tech terrorism has the world seen? Precious few. Even lulzsec have managed to cause more irritation and gain vastly wider publicity than politically motivated s'kiddies doing website defacements.

It boils down to the fact that having your phonecalls recorded or having your position tracked or even having your credit card cloned just isn't terrifying in the same way that a few pounds of crude homebrew explosive going off in your local pub is. The latter is much simpler to plan and execute too, requiring much less specialist knowledge or equipment.

TSA officer accused of stealing from passenger luggage

Ru
Big Brother

Actually, stupid staff are a benefit

Who, really, wants every border to be filled with extremely capable, intelligent staff who are also corrupt, thieving, lying sociopaths?

Ru
Unhappy

I've heard this story too

When you check something that is hazardous enough to be treated carefully, but not so dangerous it is banned entirely, it will get a bit more respect from the baggage throwers than the normal stuff.

I bet the set of items which meets those criteria is pretty small to nonexistent these days, mind you.

Ru
Flame

I carry my photography gear on with me.

Nothing which appears to be valuable gets checked. Risks of theft aside, baggage handlers can be unbelievably incompetent, and I'm not going to trust a few thousand pounds worth of lenses to them. Even insurers get concerned about their customers doing that sort of thing.

Marketer taps browser flaw to see if you're pregnant

Ru
Boffin

Re: Don't be insane

I use NoScript to block all javascript by default, and only enable scripts from particular domains as necessary.

Much as I understand that many, many websites need javascript-driven advertising in order to pay their bills, ad providers generally just get blacklisted and silently blocked because it is a terrible, terrible idea to give everyone and their dog javascript execute permissions on your computer.

As for rendering the whole internet unusable... whilst stuff like gmail, youtube, facebook etc all require it, there's plenty of the web that doesn't. Between using IMAP for the former and a decent pub for the latter, I find I cope quite well.

OCZ samples twin-core ARM SSD controller

Ru
Meh

"a queue death of 32"

Call me paranoid, but I might wait for the point release of any model with this feature.

Higgs Boson hiding place narrows

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Boffin

Of Spin and Theory

Huh, and there was me thinking that the graviton must necessarily have spin 2. The search for the Higgs Boson is quite a separate bit of research to quantum gravity mediated by particles. The graviton is also just a theory, and a rather more tenuous one from the Higgs field, I'd say.

You are suggesting mass and gravity come form the same source, I assume? It is hard to tell, because your website says *nothing* and your pictures are content and context free.

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Blu-ray extended edition

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Stop

Pre-order the Hobbit?

That would be daft. You should wait until the original, extended and special editions have all been released, and then wait patiently til the super deluxe edition equivalent to this LotR release goes on sale.

Microsoft surprises Street with double-digit growth

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Stop

Not at all

Look up 'Microsoft Lync' and 'Microsoft Office Communicator'. They've had all of the functionality you're talking about for some time, now. The purchase of skype was about the brand and its users, not its technology.

Heathrow to get new facial recognition scanners

Ru
Terminator

Yay biometrics

Went through Faro airport a couple of weeks back; they had automated facial recognition gates for anyone with a suitable en-rfidded passport. Only they were some of the worst systems anyone could have devised.

You stick your passport into the reader, which more often than not fails to read anything at all, despite rfid passport readers being widely used and reasonably reliable these days. Then a little gate opens letting you into the camera chamber. The gate closes behind you. The camera is supposed to either accept or reject you, and the appropriate gate opens to let you back out or through.

For both me and my other half, the system simply locked up, with both gates closed and necessitated *climbing back out* as there were no human attendants there to keep an eye on things. Awesome stuff.

Travellers into Gatwick might remember their iris scanner system for which you had to enroll on your outward flight... only they were often used by people who didn't realise this, and tried to go through them on their return without enrolling, and were locked in the scanning chambers holding up everyone else til some security staff turned up. I avoided that one like the plague, though.

Mobile coverage comes to embattled Misurata

Ru
Headmaster

Arabic Transliterations

don't really seem to be standardised. But 'Misurata' gives a better impression of the pronounciation, as anglophones would seem to be likely to pronounce 'Misrata' as 'miz-rata' rather than 'mizur-ata'. Your local accent might not have that particular distinction, of course.

Apple unveils 'World's First Thunderbolt Display'

Ru
Happy

Not quite.

How many docking stations use a standard interface to connect to the laptop? Will a laptop by one manufacturer support docking stations made by another? Can you still pick up docking stations for older models of laptop? Can you upgrade your old docking stations to new ones that will support interconnect standards invented since the original was released?

I'd not considered thunderbolt/light-peak's use as a docking station connector for any capable device, but it seems like a pretty useful one to me.

Ru
Stop

Re: PCI express over a cable

You're answering the wrong question. What is its worthiness as a display interface?

I can see it saving a bit of hardware and connector real-estate in compact machines, especially ones with a graphics core in the CPU. At that point, it becomes useful to have it even on discrete graphics cards, for the sake of having a common interconnect on everything, even if it doesn't necessarily offer any technical benefits to things like discrete graphics cards.

Intel reports (mostly) solid revenue growth

Ru
Facepalm

Atom has always been hamstrung

Between Intel and Microsoft, they killed off any chance of interesting advances in netbook land. Intel continue to fail to make the most of Atom's only real advantage, being x86/x64. Quite frankly, they deserve to be eaten by ARM-based systems.

Major overhaul makes OS X Lion king of security

Ru
Meh

Its the leapfrogging bit I was looking for.

Everything else is old news, even in ubuntu/windows land and they're not exactly at the leading edge of the security world.

In fact, I'd be a lot more interested if Apple changed is corporate attitude to security issues, where it isn't exactly a paragon of the industry.

Apple ups Mac Mini spec, lowers price

Ru

One thing to note

at least in previous mac mini models, was the startlingly low power draw. There isn't really anything else that offers the same price/performance/power tradeoffs... you may find it is expensive, but compare it to, say, a fitpc 2 ultra which is a markedly inferior machine in most aspects.

Data Robotics gives up and changes name to Drobo

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Thumb Up

Why is this bad?

Send the 'I, for one...' comments the same way whilst you're there!

MPs probe science behind bogus gov booze guidelines

Ru
Unhappy

Science? In my political process?

Highly unlikely.

"We considered all the available evidence and then went with what the daily mail thought."

Reddit programmer charged with massive data theft

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Facepalm

Re: broken and toothless

Ahh, so you're not an academic, you don't understand the review process, and your understanding of the system comes from reading reports of a few high profile peer reviewing failures. Gotcha.

Much like democracy, peer-review is not an ideal system but the alternatives are far from ideal.

Apprentice runner-up becomes Greggs bigshot

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FAIL

Oh dear.

The country has not had its fill of such. Every one of the candidates would be ideal for filling such roles. And making stuff? Seems to me that the financial and legal sectors are doing just fine, and they don't manufacture a whole lot.

I wonder if the new entrepreneurial format was Siralan's suggestion, or one made by the committee that designed the show. Clearly they made a poor choice of candidates... not a single one of them had a decent business idea. Even the winner's second-rate plan has since been binned, and he'll be carrying on with the old nail-filing business.

UK, Dutch cops cuff 5 more in Anonymous-LulzSec raids

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Facepalm

What, you think these idiots used TOR?

I'll bet they just installed LOIC and though they were awesome and invincible.

Given how many people need to be involved in a DDOS attack worthy of the name, and given how many people have been arrested, I'd say the bulk of those responsible had a pretty good idea of how to cover their tracks.

Ex–News International boss Brooks denies bribing cops

Ru
Alert

Did Rupert invent the News of the World?

He is responsible for it becoming a disreputable tabloid, yes. He knows what sells to the proles.

Russia’s space telescope in orbit

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Boffin

10,000 times Hubble’s resolution

Surely some mistake. I think you're out by an order of magnitude there; sure, it has a massive baseline but it is resolving signals with significantly longer wavelengths.

IBM profits hum along nicely in second quarter

Ru
Facepalm

Welcome to Capitalism!

You'll not get a free lunch.

If the owners of AC, inc, come out rich: they screwed their employees, not IBM. If they don't come out rich, they're naive at best and incompetent at worst, and they'll either know better for their next business venture or they'll pack it in for good.

In your example, IBM behaved quite rationally and reasonably. They're not a charity.

Bill seeks to decriminalise pianos in pubs and schools

Ru

A tinpot, hmm?

I believe that could reasonably be used as a makeshift musical instrument. Do you have a license for that, sir?

World's first turbine powered Batmobile hits roads

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Coffee/keyboard

Wholly convenient, Batman

Awesome phrase.

Google: The one trick pony learns a second trick

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Facepalm

Interesting.

Because MS have done it, this makes it an acceptable business practise? Or is it that unfair business practises are fair game when used against companies who have abused their position of power in the past?

Remember that once upon a time, Microsoft were taking on the big bad monopolists, too. Nowadays, Google are pushing the notion of a 'Free*' internet, where everything is ad-supported and everything you do is monitored, processed and sold. Forgive me for not thinking this is the greatest thing ever, simply because it undermines Microsoft's business model.

The enemy of your enemy is just waiting their turn.

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Alert

Re: oh come on

As was mentioned by a reg article last week, being a little better isn't necessarily enough.

Both iOS and Facebook were dramatically better than their predecessors (winmo, symbian) in every way that people cared about. Switching was a no brainer. What isn't going to take the world by storm is a 'me, too!' product that improves on the alternatives by a little bit in a few areas, especially when there's a large, entrenched and relatively happy userbase.

This particular failing is hardly unique to google though. Look at what Microsoft have been trying to do for the last few years. At least Bing has the advantage of being a painless alternative, unlike (say) google+ and silverlight, which require an investment of time and effort to take part in a much smaller ecosystem.

Romanian NASA hacker fights 'inflated' damage assessment

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FAIL

20 grand?

Going by the US precendents, I will expect you to be fined the full value of my house, plus additional compensation to be paid to my neighbours whose own house values will have been reduced by your criminal activity.

Oh, and my legal fees too.

You're fine with that, right?

I wonder how a court might react to someone complaining that a stranger snuck into their house though an open window, spraypainted 'DON'T LEAVE YOUR WINDOWS OPEN' on the walls? I've got a pretty good idea what their insurers would have to say on the matter.

Atlantis computer goes down: Fixed by 'nauts

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FAIL

Re: and an ability to play mp3s

Why do critical safety and avionics systems need to play MP3s? Why do they need 50k times more processing power? The system has proven quite adequate for surface to orbit (and back) travel many, many times. Upgrading would be frivolous, pointless and potentially hazardous; there's nothing to gain and everything to lose.

Astronauts can and do use significantly more modern and powerful computers. I doubt they're using flight control systems to send tweets.