* Posts by Ru

1818 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2007

Reg man the most-flamed recruiter in the UK?

Ru
Childcatcher

"I can get UNIX guys, C++ guys, you-name-it-guys by the bucket-full"

Round these parts, you can also get manure by the bucketful. You just roll up with your bucket and a few bucks, and load up with horse crap. It does the job on your garden, I guess, but I wouldn't want to put it to work as a software engineer.

Recruiters might be great for picking up commodity staff by the malodourous bucketload, and they'll come with standardised paperwork. But none of my accquaintances have ever landed a good job via a recruiter, and none of the companies I have worked for have landed excellent staff via a recruiter. The small companies and startups literally cannot afford to bring mediocrities on board, and that's all recruiters seem to be able to bring to the table.

There's always a choice, of course. You can either get networking, and make some friends who'll land you a job, or you can go sit on the heap with the rest. If you're unwilling or unable to make the right sort of contacts, you'd better be polishing up your CV as Mr Connor suggests, because the magical job fairy will not be helping you out.

NASA working on nuclear rocket for manned Mars trips

Ru
Boffin

"How to lift heavy materials"

The bulk of the cost is in getting the material into orbit. The ISS had to be assembled in space because its bleedin' enormous; far bigger than could be packed into any lift vehicle.

Deep space manned vehicles may probably also be assembled in orbit, of only because they too will be quite sizeable. They will not cost any less for all that.

Dud Mars probe's explosion will spare Earth's cities

Ru
Boffin

Which LEO?

Orbital mechanics are tricky things. It could be very much like trying to catch an artillery shell in flight... a little impractical, and any satisfaction you might have from succeeding will be rather brief.

To extend an already daft analogy, its probably like a guy in Canada trying to catch artillery rounds being fired in Afghanistan. Chances of their orbits coming close are incredibly small, if only for safety reasons.

Google flings Bing into search engine bin

Ru
FAIL

They're all rubbish

When someone can make a search engine that, upon being asked for pages containing reviews of product X, actually return pages containing reviews of product X instead of a bunch of useless price comparison sites and a load of even more useless 'be the first to review this product!' pages, then everyone will sit up and take notice.

For now, it'll just be a battle of the mediocre. Bing apparently can't do time-based search filtering, and Google have dropped support for +keyword without providing a sensible alternative (and no, "quotes" do not perform the same role!). At least we're not yet back to the level of the bad old days of the 90s. Yet.

Five years of open-source Java: Freedom isn't (quite) free

Ru
Headmaster

"much-needed shot of insulin"

A platform that had been all but catatonic might be better served by something a little more stimulating, or at least energy-rich. Aseffectively as Oracle have played the bad guy here, they're evidently not trying to ensure Java will die in its sleep.

NASA: 2012 solar flares could DEVASTATE CITIES!

Ru
Boffin

Re: Oh really?

There's a world of difference between something like a Nova, or a star reaching EOL and becoming a red giant and a star that could generate a coronal mass ejection capable of frying a magnetosphere-equipped planet that's a hundred million miles away.

A big blast like the Carrington event (1859? too lazy to look it up) would be quite bad enough, and apparently we get those every 500 years or so according to ice core isotope studies. Even that didn't set much on fire other than telegraph equipment. Going back even further, there'd be evidence of planet-toasting solar activity in ice cores (which would have a record of this sort of thing going back hundreds of thousands of years) and before that, in geological studies... seems like sun just doesn't do that sort of thing.

Having said that, go look up 'superflare stars'. Can't find much useful information about those, but they're capable of generating flares powerful enough to blast off a planet's ozone layer, turn midwinter temperatures into summer ones and have a good go at melting surface ice to boot... but even they couldn't torch a planet with an earthlike orbit.

Eurozone crisis: We're all dooomed! Here's why

Ru
Trollface

"I'm just peeved that I lived a quiet life of simple virtue"

Let this be a terrible, terrible warning to all the rest of you considering frugality, virtue or a so-called "quiet life". You're all still doomed, but the rest of us will be having much more fun.

Mexican drug runners torture and decapitate blogger

Ru
Meh

Up to a point, Lord Copper

Much of the modern day geopolitical mess is the result of stupid decisions by various superpowers over the past 100 years or more. US foreign policy during the cold war has a direct bearing on the events in places like the Middle East (following on from the good example of the Brits before them), South America, Mesoamerica, North Korea and so on.

They've done a fair amount to make the world a much darker place. I don't see this being fixable any time soon, especially using force.

Spanish firm brings 20MW solar ‘ranch’ online in Arizona

Ru
Childcatcher

Uh, a "Youth Rodeo"?

I daren't look that one up on a work PC, that's for sure.

Nokia Lumia 800

Ru
Meh

Surely not quick *and* swift!

This is the first fruit of their union. It remains to be seen whether it succeeds. Nokia may not have "a year or so" so get their act in gear.

Mars, Moon, solar system could be littered with alien artifacts

Ru
Trollface

Ahh, that's easy.

You keep your stinking replicators off my intellectual property. Royalties are due for each and every instance of your space probe... one for every star in the galaxy, you say? You'd better have deep pockets.

Ru
Boffin

natural decay, corrosion, irradiation, micro-meteorites, etc

Decay how? metal eating mould? Interstellar space is a pretty tenuous vacuum. Probes would simply be too far from star systems to run into anything more substantial than the odd hydrogen molecule... certainly no micrometeorites, and radiation from stars would be incredibly tenuous. The only things that could cause corrosion would be its own components, and they seem stable enough... especially in the absense of any heat or light!

You seem to envisage deep space as a busy, hostile sort of place. You're a fair old way from the truth. Voyager can and will reach *somewhere* intact, eventually. The odds of anyone ever finding it are beyond astronomical, of course.

Ru
Boffin

"It depends", of course

There's only been a fairly short period in human history with bloody great omnidirectional high power transmitters spitting out something that clearly looks like a signal. As time goes on, we're moving towards smaller transmitters, complex encoding schemes and stuff like ultra wideband with the result that in the not too distant future Earth simply won't be emitting anything that looks like a carrier wave between DC and gamma rays.

That suggests that in order to find developing technological civilisations you have to be listening very carefully during the hundred year window in which clear signals can be seen. The sort of thing SETI could spot is a deliberate, high powered signal sent by something with the intent to communicate that came to the same conclusion as SETI when deciding on which frequencies to transmit on.

Alternatively, black helicopters, government conspiracies, inhibitor machines, everyone hiding from R-bombs, whatever.

Ru
Happy

Thankyou, Zach Weiner.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2331

'Puzzling structures on surface' of YU55 spaceball

Ru
Facepalm

"Dothing [sic] cap to Wikipeadia [sic]"

Don't explain the joke.

The followup may, just possibly, have been humourous in intent, too.

Adobe axes 750 jobs to focus on HTML5, cloud

Ru
Meh

And with that...

...the only working implementation of "write once, run anywhere" gets the penultimate nail in its coffin.

Like it or loathe it, Flash does/did at least *work*, by and large, even if it provided a vector for a million remote exploits and awful animated adverts.

Why GNOME refugees love Xfce

Ru
Boffin

Of Power and Word Processors...

If you wanted something more powerful than AbiWord, you should be looking at something like LyX. But you didn't really want that at all, did you? You actually wanted something more *featureful*.

The same might be said of the difference between XFCE and Gnome.

Regarding lightweightness, I can certainly verify that Xubuntu runs significantly more smoothly on older hardware than KDE4 Kubuntu. I don't really care about the relative size of the two platforms. Storage space is easily upgradable for most old consumer hardware, processing power not so much. Even if KDE didn't ship with a whole raft of applications, the window manager would still be a real resource hog.

Production electric motorcycle breaks 100 mile range

Ru
Joke

"Electric bikes, a poor greenies Prius"

Disagree. The risk of death on an electric bike is significantly higher than the risk when driving a Prius. Given the colossal carbon footprint of your average privileged westerner of the sort who can afford to own electric vehicles, the greater number of fatalities means that electric bikes are vastly more eco friendly.

Ru

Sorry, no perpetual motion machines here

But given the extremely limited energy capacity of electric vehicles, anything that can add ten miles or more to the range is absolutely worth it.

Ru
Unhappy

Well, to a point...

But the road price over here will be more like £8-20k, I'll bet. Maybe not as low as that.

Ru
FAIL

"If it cant go 350Km, it is useless for Real World"

Balls. A fifty mile radius is quite reasonable for the vast majority of trips done by the vast majority of people.

What you mean is 'it is useless from a marketing point of view'.

Nvidia outs five-core ARM chip

Ru

Hurr

Posted my grumble a little too soon.

What I meant to add was: the people who will be most impressed are the application developers. As advances in PC capabilities have shown us, the ability of software to bloat and consume all available resources is pretty much unbounded. We'll just get more of the same, just with sillier animations and UI transparency.

Ru
Facepalm

Should impress gamers?

Not this one. If even if you squeezed all the power of a brand new, top end stupidly specced and priced gaming PC into a tablet or mobile phone would I be impressed by the gaming performace. Somehow, "play games at lower resolutions than we had in 1998 on a tiny, tiny screen!" doesn't really do it for me.

Wake me up when we have high quality, high resolution displays that can fit into a pair of glasses. Until then, I'll be over here with my boring old uncool 22" monitor and 32" TV.

Ofcom boss warns of low interest in 'superfast' broadband

Ru
Unhappy

If you build it, will they come?

Availability of 'superfast' broadband is exceedingly low. I wonder exactly what criteria were used to decided where it would be installed... perhaps where it would be most cheap and convenient to upgrade current infrastructure, rather than where there is already high demand for fast internet access?

I waited a couple of years for ADSL2, and grabbed it as soon as it became available. I fully expect to wait at least another year for anything faster. Measuring consumer interest when a large proportion of your potential customer base won't have the chance to see your product for at least 12 months seems a bit daft.

Ubuntu republic riven by damaging civil wars

Ru
Facepalm

"You failed to mention Fuduntu"

Perhaps because no-one has heard of it, or perhaps because no-one cares.

"It's alarming, to say the least, to see how Linux is diverging"

It has always been this way. There is nothing new here, it is merely better publicised and the userbase is larger.

"the only winner will be Microsoft"

Really? I'd say that Apple would be the primary beneficiaries. But ultimately, who cares? This "Linux" you speak of isn't a coherent entity or corporation. "Linux" does not care whether you like it or not. It will still exist if half the userbase poof out of existence. There's no share price to lose here, no army of devs who need paying. Arrogance and stubbornness? On whose part? Linus? Redhat management? the KDE project? How about Xorg? How about IBM? How about Android? Do you somehow believe that they're all working together with a common goal and agree to synchronise their stupidities? You're looking at the action of one player in a very large system. There is no one true "Linux", and it most certainly isn't embodied by Shuttleworth's creation.

Ru

You're a few years late, chief.

Clearly it was a mistake to ever use anything more featureful than fvwm.

Comp-sci boffin aims to REPROGRAM LIFE ITSELF

Ru
Mushroom

Krasnogor has an awesome supervillian ring to it

Is the electromagnetic constant a constant?

Ru
Boffin

"Can we /manipulate/ them?"

Well, that would depend very much on what we're looking at. The force of gravity varies depending on where you stand, but the underlying process that causes this is the same everywhere (as far as we can tell, anyway) and the rules that govern that process remain constant. Varying values of alpha could be the visible effects of some underlying mechanism in the same way, no?

What is rather more interesting to contemplate is whether this underlying phenomenon might represent a universal frame of reference, something which does not fit very well with our understanding (see also, relativity).

Ten... Blu-ray disc players

Ru
Meh

Up to a point...

A handful of productions I've been wanting to purchase recently are available either as Blu Ray or ITunes download. I've held of purchasing for now, because whilst the former is ultimately a dead-end format and generally inconveniently region locked (and awkward to rip, compared to DVD) I really don't want the hassle of iTunes given that I don't have a Mac.

Japan develops powered armour suit for nuke workers

Ru
Coat

Powered, armoured exoskeletons for reactor maintenance?

I've heard that line somewhere before.

Mine's the one with the assault cannon and cyclone rack...

US.gov: We aren't hiding any space aliens

Ru

Through the SETI project?

I thought that nearly went titsup due to lack of funding. Given their miniscule budget, Uncle Sam could easily have thrown them a few crusts and kept them running for years without impacting its own budget.

Colossal dead black neo-sphere approaching Earth

Ru

Unlikely.

Waaaaaay to slow for an Inhibitor. Way too obvious, too.

And they're only interested in starfaring civilisations; we're quite safe.

Shale gas: If we've got it, flaunt it

Ru
Alien

"any sane, impartial evidence?"

Ahahahahahaaaha.

You must be new here. And by 'here' I mean "The Earth".

Given that ad hominem attacks and erring on the side of 'shrill' have proven to be such an effective means of politicking, why would anyone choose anything different? Science is *hard* and no-one care about the results it generates.

Ru

So what you're saying is, that not only will this keep fuel prices sane, but it will also significantly increase the value of land in Blackpool?

Sounds like a plan with no drawbacks. Trebles all round!

Square pushes pay-by-facial recognition

Ru
Gimp

It is a surprising notion

Financial and Governmental agencies generally approach the issue from the other end, after all.

Martian simnauts emerge from spaceship outside Moscow

Ru
Boffin

There are problems with that

(didn't someone ask this question on another thread? was it you?)

Todays example of why this isn't entirely practical will be: the Aurora. I don't believe anyone knows how to make a magnetic shield that will repulse all the constituents of a neutral plasma, like the solar wind. Some of those incoming ions are going to hit the shielded object. On earth, we're relatively protected by a hell of a lot of atmosphere (and get pretty auroral displays as a side effect), but that's a tricky thing to fit on a spacecraft.

Ultimately, radiation shielding requires lots of mass, and that's exactly what you don't want to be adding to a spacecraft.

Vatican mulls God particle, calls for appointment of antichrist

Ru
Mushroom

Jack Chick called it

He always knw the Catholics were up to no good.

But seriously... the book of revelations? Its age suggests that the writer wasn't on crack, but that's about it. Thematically, it does a very poor job of fitting in with previous material. Either the editorial staff were getting sloppy towards the end of the project, or a new writer was called in. The series had clearly jumped the shark, and no small number of the fandom suspect that the final production might justifiably be considered non-canon.

Whinging Brits reflect on epic Oz road trip

Ru

Good to know...

Whinging is apparently a cross-commonwealth skill.

Are we in the middle of a patent bubble?

Ru
Trollface

Thomas who?

You know, the guy who stole all of Tesla's ideas and patented them?

Crime-fighting Seattle superhero unmasked, fired

Ru

If I make up a bizarre analogy that does not relate in any way to the issue in question, does that make it a straw man?

Your tenner apiece example is also crap, incidentally. It marks you as eccentric, not particularly sensible. If you took that 300k and instead used it to funding teaching or medical staff for a few years, or paid for some urgent medical care, that might make you a good person.

Bill Gates drops $1m on laser-based malaria fighter

Ru
FAIL

"nobody has figured out what the implications will be"

What implications? People won't stop using mosquito nets overnight... the laser-based devices will be significantly more expensive, and significantly less reliable. I can see practical uses in fitting them to windows and doors in public buildings, eg. hospitals.

Worst case scenario? We're back to where we were before. Oh noes.

There's significantly higher risk in developing populations of insecticide resistant mosquito populations, as there's a clear advantage for mozzies who live to breeding age. There's no particular advantage to mosquitos who can pass through a laser barrier, except a slightly larger food source.

Your comment is as short sighted and ill-informed as the 'natural selection' guy. Presumably he's all in favour of cancelling all vaccination programs across the world and reintroducing smallpox, right? That would be *natural*.

Kids! You get back in front of that Xbox right now

Ru
Trollface

Why is this a *good* thing?

It is already Well Known by those who actually Think Of The Children that video games, especially violent ones, encourage violent and murderous behaviour, and probably lead to drug use and premarital sex.

Why on earth do we want the next generation of spree killers to be *more creative*?

Won't anyone think of the boring, uncreative yet non-murderous children?

Smart meters: Nothing can possibly go wrong, says gov

Ru

"a comprehensive risk assessment programme would accompany the deployment "

One might better ask why the risk assessment does not *precede* the deployment, with the possibility of radically altering deployment timescales and options in the inevitable case that the whole system will be riddled with holes and implemented ineptly from end to end.

Fixing Android mobes costs telcos millions

Ru
Facepalm

"Complexphone" is a little more honest than "Smartphone"

But doesn't sound as sexy.

Maggie Philbin on tech, teens and cardigan fear

Ru
Unhappy

"kids of dreaming of being famous"

There are worse things than kids dreaming of being famous act[ors/resses], sportspeople or popstars... there are the girls whose only ambition is to marry a premiership footballer.

It isn't quite the nadir of squandered potential, but its a long way down that particular well.

Record flight is step toward HYPERSONIC SPACE AIRSHIP

Ru
Boffin

"Magnetic fields aren't heavy"

But the mechanisms to generate powerful ones certainly are. They're already operating on a tight power and weight budget... in the absense of warm, cheap superconducting wire popping up any time soon, magnets aren't going to help here.

Ru

"our photovoltaic balloon-disc generates almost 1.9 **megawatts** of electricity"

This is awesome. Thanks for doing the maths for us :-)

However, consider the name of the project (Dark Sky)... was it chosen because it sounds cool? PV may not always be appropriate. Low orbits are fast, after all.

Microsoft confirms Kinect SDK for business in 2012

Ru
Trollface

"ruin the music so many of us grew up with"

Tsk. Once they'd contributed to the Fight Club soundtrack, everyone had heard of them and their music and they immediately became totally uncool.

You've clearly been a fan of these retroactively-overrated corporate sellouts since then, and therefore deserve no sympathy for your megacorporation-approved musical tastes.

Details of all internet traffic should be logged – MEP

Ru
Big Brother

"What about the other OS's "

But you won't be using those, and by your own admission they are tools with which you can circumvent this tracking system, and therefore pervert the course of justice. Or something.

Solar power boom 'unsustainable', says Gov

Ru
Trollface

UK photovoltaic generation needn't be entirely daft...

but we will need to decrease the cost of PV installations by an order of magnitude before it starts to make sense.