* Posts by Ru

1818 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2007

Boston U claims LED patent, files against tech giants

Ru

Re: So who still thinks software patents are a special case?

All patents are trollable.

What makes you think this particular case is Just Another Patent Troll? This isn't a 'round corner' job, and it isn't a stupidly wide 'we've patented the LED!' claim either. This is a specific inventive step, presumably with actual real-world benefits given that people have bothered to license it already.

Now, perhaps you think the trolling is because they've waited a long time to spring the lawsuit? Well, how easy do you think it is to check each and every LED-using device built in or imported into the US for a "highly insulating monocrystalline gallium nitride film'?

Apple dodged all UK corporation tax in 2012

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Re: Justification

Sure Dave, then don't tax me either. Cause I'll pay the tax when I buy stuff, using my tax free income.

Some jurisdictions do exactly that... Bermuda springs to mind. Of course, they cheat by having large import duties, and because they are a little island pretty much everything has to be imported so no-one is really any better off.

El Reg encounters mObi: R2-D2 for retailers

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Re: A few ramblings..

1) To make if hoody proof (i.e. stop if getting walked off with) could it discharge it's batteries through the chassis?

Just sounding a nasty alarm when it has been lifted up would be enough. Any store large enough to be able to afford some of these things will also have security staff on the door, too.

2) IP55 rated maybe? no small kids sticking fingers where they shouldn't or guide dogs taking a piss...

How often do you see guide dogs urinating in supermarkets? They're substantially better trained and better behaved than many of the children you'll find there.

I suspect basic shell sealing will be done as a matter of course, if only to keep maintenance down

Ru
Terminator

Why the fiddly, and processor intensive, ball and gyros to stay upright?

Small footprint means it gets in the way less and can navigate between obstacles more easily. Also, I rather suspect that it'll be easier to keep upright (or even self-right) than a very tall robot on a small wheeled base.

Innovative solution to modern art found: Shoot it into space

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Paris Hilton

Credit to the artist though, for finding a way to sell a lump of rock, presumably for a fair amount of cash

Metallic meteorites are easily sold for quite reasonable slabs of money, on account of the "Widmanstätten" patterns that form in molten metal cooled slowly in zero-g looking rather pretty.

Melting the original destroys these, leaving a fairly boring chunk of nickel iron behind. I'm sure there's an artistic statement in that somewhere, but I don't see any value in it.

Apple's new data center to be solar powered, 100% green

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Flame

Re: Dark?

Geothermal is a slight inconvenient technology to use... there are probably huge areas where it wouldn't be appropriate at all, and yet more areas where the expense of building such a thing would far outweigh the benefits. If you're in a sunny desert on the other hand, the amount of technical expertise and construction equipment required will be vastly lower.

I Am Not A Geologist, however. The Nevada site may be a perfect hotspot for all I know, but I rather suspect that a 20MW geothermal installation would have cost a few more pennies than the equivalent solar cells, taxbreaks or no.

Firefox OS mobilises HTML5, without the added Steve Jobs

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Paris Hilton

Re: I don't see this as an advantage.

I'm a game developer. Am I now supposed to write serious games in HTML5/Javascript?

If there are potential customers on a new platform, and the potential revenues from that new platform comfortably exceed the cost to port old/develop new software on that platform, would you really ignore that platform just because you don't like the language?

do they expect us to write good apps in this limited and unsophisticated language?

There's lots not to like about javascript, but 'limited and unsophisticated' it ain't. You can refuse to write in it and demand a 'real programming language' (and I wouldn't blame you), but that basically makes you a primadonna. If you can't write good apps in it, then perhaps you should be examining your own design and engineering skills rather than blaming the language you have to work with.

US cops make 'first ever' Bitcoin seizure following house raid

Ru

Re: 20 years in the slammer

Again, if drugs were legalised, the drug dealer would simply switch to a different illegal activity that commanded a premium above legal occupations

Oh? I posit that most of the folk lower down on the totem pole would not., because the alternatives are higher risk, more effort, and probably of much less personal interest. I also suspect that these alternative careers will not be nearly as lucrative.

Mint 15 freshens Ubuntu's bad bits

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Paris Hilton

Re: Alternative to Windows?

The is a reason that Windows (with OS X some way back in the distance) won the game. A clear vision, clear direction and dependable platforms

No-one can "win" this particular game; only maintain a temporary lead. I would posit that Microsoft's current actions with regards to Windows 8 fail to show "clear vision, clear direction and dependable platforms".

Meanwhile, the market for desktops is looking pretty moribund, and laptops aren't exactly looking healthy. On the other hand the market in tablets and phones remains very healthy, and a substantial chunk of it runs Linux.

Then we get into all the forking that's going on. X, Wayland, Mir...AND all the DEs! And GUI kits! So you have to re-write your application about 10 times...no, 20 (sorry, I forgot the deb/rpm thing) times in order to deploy.

If you want to write a desktop application for Win8 right now, what do you use? WindowsForms is basically obsolete, WPF has been all but abandoned (the internal devs have largely moved to other projects) and Windows Store is clearly inadequate for a vast number of jobs (great for a calculator widget on your phone, less so for Photoshop). Where's the dependable platform?

Boffins create tabletop ANTIMATTER GUN

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Boffin

Re: Cool

Now we have an antimatter source, someone needs to invent dilithium.

This is a positron source, not quite as useful as an antiproton source. Given one of those, though, you wouldn't need any dilithium.

It is possible to make relatively lightweight and quite powerful antimatter-catalysed nuclear pulse engine with equipment we could conceivably build right now... have a look at this stuff, especially "Antiproton-catalyzed microfission/fusion propulsion systems". 30 day trip to Mars, a little over 50% of the ship's total mass needed for reaction mass, and all this with a mere 150 nanograms of antiprotons. I bet CERN could brew that much up in under a year, if they really tried hard.

All that's lacking is determination. The US could build such a spacecraft and has some domestic particle accellerators to provide the fuel, but I don't see any US government seriously diverting funds from the military to spaceflight any time soon.

Saucy selfie app Snapchat hits $800m valuation as VCs chuck cash around

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Childcatcher

Re: Agreed...

So I'd love to hear how they are going to "monetize" this fickle audience...

Blackmail?

Galaxy S4 way faster than iPhone 5: Which?

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Paris Hilton

Re: Title

As I keep trying to explain to the missus, I might not last very long but I'm very fast

Careful now. You don't want her to engage in a comparitive benchmarking session, do you?

PRISM leaker strands hacks on booze-free flight

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Pint

Re: the press had to endure a long flight with no alcohol

No booze - on an Aeroflot flight?

Possibly that only means 'no spirits'. Beer is basically a soft drink in Russia after all.

Not all data encryption is created equal

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Paris Hilton

AES-256 is the only "US Government officially approved" encryption method. It was certified by the NSA. As was SSL.

Connect the dots.

It isn't really in the interests of the NSA to have widely used encryption algorithms with exploits, because you are basically gambling on there being no-one in the whole of the rest of the world who will be clever enough to find out, and nor will the details of the backdoor be leaked within the expected lifetime of the cipher.

Ultimately, if US citizens and businesses are shafted as a result of inept cloak'n'dagger games by their own government security services, the enemies of the US will be the ones who benefit most, which rather defeats the point of the whole exercise.

3D printers now emitting merged manufacturers

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Re: Self replicating?

you could just borrow a friend's and knock out a copy for yourself.

Do you really expect 3d printing to go directly from its current form to fully replicating without any intermediate stages?

Also, some materials will not be replicable without nanotechnology, and that's a hell of a lot further away than cheap metal laser sintering.

When they can deal with a decent rangeof materials, say from aluminium and glass through to cotton-wool THEN they might start to have some day-to-day domestic uses

Inability to find a personal use for 3d printing even in its current nascent form is a failure of imagination rather than a failure of technology. You may be forgiven however, if you never break or lose anything, and don't have any hobbies which require inconvenient-to-obtain parts.

El Reg rocket squad poised to select Ultimate Cuppa teabag

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Boffin

Re: Due to caffeine intolerance,*

I get very panicy and think everything is going to go wrong. avoid caffeine and I am fine

As Pratchett has observed in the past (with reference to coffe, rather than tea), the phenomenon you have encountered is called being 'knurd'... experiencing life as it really is without all the comfortable fluffy delusions your brain erects to make things bearable.

And besides, everything has already gone wrong. It is just getting worse, now.

Google preps wave of machine learning apps

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Paris Hilton

Why would a sentient ad-server want to destroy humanity? Who would buy or view adverts then?

Mind you, I'd fear for the safety of anyone who's ever contributed time or money to AdBlock...

Google's JavaScript challenger gains better tools, performance

Ru

Re: I don't want ANOTHER language

I don't wholly agree with your underlying sentiment... I don't believe that any of the languages out there at the moment are perfect, and our understanding of programming language design is far from complete. That said, I rather like this quote from the author of 'javascript: the good bits':

if I could take a clean sheet of paper and write [a new language] that retains all the goodness of [JavaScript] ... I would not have come up with anything like Dart

Personally, I'd have liked a new intermediate language that would have a legitimate claim to being 'the assembly language of the web' to which ones language of choice could be compiled (see also, Parrot/PIR and dotnet/CIL). Bit of a pipedream, that one.

So: Just how do you stop mobile users becoming leaky lusers?

Ru
WTF?

Re: People and confidentiality

There are ways to protect the confidentiality of your data:

1) do not generate it

You seem to be under the impression that 'protection' is some sort of absolute; either you've got it or you ain't. Wrong.

If you hold confidential data on me, you'd better be exercising some due diligence with regards to keeping it confidential, rather than just leaving it on a public webpage and saying 'eh, it would have probably leaked one day anyway'. You might not agree with me, but there are quite a few legal jurisdictions in the world which agree with me, and they're also ones in which quite a lot of business is done.

You seem to have completely missed the rather important underlying point, which is that creation of confidential data and restricting the dissemination thereof is critical to the workings of business, governments, medics and even friends and families. No-one can simply give it up.

Given this constraint that somehow went over your head, what can be done to ameliorate leakage and provide some contingency plans?

NASA serves up Curiosity's billion-pixel panorama

Ru

Re: Faintly depressing...

...and there's fuck all there.

I'm always faintly amused by people who seem to think that scientists have a boring, clinical, sterile, joyless view of the world. I'll bet those scientists wouldn't look at a photo of a 3 billion year old vista on another planet and be disappointed.

I, for one, welcome our GIANT TITANIUM INSECT OVERLORDS

Ru
Meh

Re: Now

Now how about using 3D printing to actually make something useful............

For prototyping parts that cannot be easily bashed out on a CNC mill, it is exceptionally useful and indeed what they are most often used for. Architectural models are also useful things, and are more usefully 3D printed than painstakingly hand-assembled. But maybe that isn't useful enough for you? How about a 3D printed metal replacement jawbone?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16907104

TypeScript 0.9 arrives with new compiler, support for generics

Ru

Re: It'd be lovely if TypeScript used C++ syntax...

I recommend that people try writing a parser for C++

C++ grammar ain't quite the same as its syntax. Personally, I'm not quite sure what 'c++ syntax' is supposed to mean in this context anyway, beyond curly braces'n'semicolons which JS and its various extensions and putative replacements already have...

Wi-Fi Alliance takes grid place, revs engine in race to 802.11ac

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Mushroom

See icon

See title.

Jaguar to open new car-making factory in Blighty (virtually)

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Facepalm

Re: UK better at building, but rubbish at owning.

Saw the news yesterday that the UK now makes more cars than France and nearly all the owners are not based in the UK

Oh noes! Exports are literally the worst possible thing that can happen to an economy!

Er, right?

Microsoft adds two-factor authentication to Windows Azure

Ru

That isn't quite an apples-to-apples comparison... the Google system is just a TOTP/HOTP implementation (of which there are several other implementations, it being a standard of sorts... I use Gooze TOTP hardware tokens, for example) whereas the MS offering includes a dumbphone based auth system, like the sort of thing that Google has for their own products (if you've given them a backup mobile number, they can text an OTP code to that if you don't have your android device handy) but doesn't offer as part of their free package.

Whether the extra cost is worth it to anyone or not, I've no idea.

Badger bloodbath brouhaha brings 'bodge' bumpkin bank burgle bluster

Ru

There is little evidence that I have seen to link badgers with cattle issues

The balance of evidence suggests that badgers can and do carry Bovine TB, and would appear to be a vector in its distribution between herds. Research also suggests that killing 70% of the badgers in the UK would only result in a 16% drop in bovine TB incidence... this is why culling isn't the best idea, not because badgers are unrelated to the problem

farmers seem hell bent on taking the easy path of removing what is ASSUMED to be the problem

They have sound financial reasons for wanting to do something, and a really cynical observer might suspect that the government might allow culling trials to go ahead in areas filled with the farmers who are complaining loudest about TB, if only to keep them quiet for a bit whilst a more practical solution is worked on.

Ru
Meh

If only the problem were so clear cut.

I draw your attention to bits of work like this one: http://archive.defra.gov.uk/foodfarm/farmanimal/diseases/atoz/tb/isg/report/final_report.pdf, and specifically lines like this:

First, while badgers are clearly a source of cattle TB, careful evaluation of our own and others’ data indicates that badger culling can make no meaningful contribution to cattle TB control in Britain

and then have a think about why some people might not be entirely happy about the way things are proceding.

Whoever recently showed us the secret documents: Do get in touch

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Paris Hilton

Re: Are you sure you want to do this?

This could be soliciting for information

They already have the information that might be considered sensitive.

Sony sucker-punches Xbox on price, specs, DRM-free gaming

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Trollface

Re: "XBOX Vista" already dead?

Except that to many players, having to phone home every day is inconsequential as it will always be online through WiFi.

And for all those naysayers who lack a convenient internet connection, I'm sure a handy phone-based system can be cobbled together where you just have to phone up a call centre once a day and enter a handy 36-character authentication code into your console and everything will carry on working just fine.

Ru
Facepalm

Re: hmmm....sony doing something good ?

Just be careful that none of the games install a rootkit.

Er, you mean those games that will be running on an operating system written by Sony, on hardware designed by Sony, the terms of use of which will be entirely dictated by Sony?

Rootkits are for use on systems you don't control.

Windows NT grandaddy OpenVMS taken out back, single gunshot heard

Ru

Re: Sad day

The forces driving early development are not what drive it now.

And this is why VMS systems had uptimes longer than Microsoft operating system product lifespans. That's a feature that definitely doesn't get copied enough.

We're losing the battle with a government seduced by surveillance

Ru

Re: False positives

Would you (and everyone else) rather die than live under Big Brother?

History suggests that quite a lot of people are willing to die in order to oppose totalitarian regimes. I'm quite grateful that they were prepared to, letting me live a pretty reasonable life. I'm glad they didn't just roll over in the face of vague, ill-formed paranoid fantasies.

Internet pioneer Vint Cerf predicts the future, fears Word-DOCALYPSE

Ru

Just because it's open doesn't necessarily mean anyone will want to write software supporting it

But if they do want to, then they can. Compare and contrast with the difficulties involved in dissecting an old binary format which may never have been documented outside of the company who created it, who might not even exist anymore. It is effectively cryptanalysis. In some cases it is cryptanalysis thanks to deliberate efforts by the vendor to obfuscate data or due to the presence of some sort of DRM.

in theory that makes it easier to write your -own-, but the number of people for whom that's practical is vanishingly small

If the data in the problem format is valuable to someone, then there is an incentive for someone to write a suitable transcoder. If the data is not valuable, then who cares? The difference is that dealing with open formats is a comparatively cheap job, as the number of people who could write a suitable transcoder is vastly higher than the number of people capable of reverse engineering an undocumented proprietary format.

Germans purge selves of indigestible 63-letter word

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Alien

Huh, I thought you had to go much further east to get crazy long consecutive consonant chains. Georgian and Armenian seem to contain rather less conveniently pronounceable words... "ɡvbrdɣvnis" (the super-useful "he's plucking us") and khghchmtank̕ ("conscience", apparently).

I think they have Dutch beaten on the number of phonemes they can wring out of a bunch of consonants, if nothing else.

Graphene QUILT: A good trampoline for elephants in stiletto heels

Ru

Re: Cutting it?

I expect it will yield to a good lasering, as most things tend to do. Plasma cutters may also work. Researchers have used electron beams and metal nanoparticles to do fairly fine machining, though they're not quite so convenient to work with..

If it tore as easily as clingfilm, it wouldn't be nearly so interesting as a structural material.

Ru

Re: Adhesives

why not graphene?

Probably because any such glue would be significantly less strong than a single molecule graphene sheet, and almost certainly wouldn't have the same sort of material benefits with regards to weight, conductivity and whatever else graphene is presumably good for in bulk form. I don't doubt that graphene-reinforced composites will exist in the future once the whole pesky fabrication process has been solved, but single-molecule graphene sheet reinforced composites will be substantially tougher things than materials made from lots of little slices instead..

As regards the research money gravy train... my money is on graphene becoming commercially viable before fusion ;-)

My bleak tech reality: You can't trust anyone or anything, anymore

Ru

Thereby if the system is compromised, the attacker will have your passwords, not their hashes

If the key required to decrypt those passwords is not stored by that service, a breach of the service provider's systems need not be immediately catastrophic. A reasonably designed system need not involve any more risk than you might be exposed to if you lost a load of encrypted data. I couldn't tell you whether Lastpass counts as 'reasonably designed' or not, mind you.

Revealed: Google's plan to float BLIMP NETWORK over Africa, Asia

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Meh

Re: Of course the Warlords will just sit back and allow this

It may startle you to learn that not all of Africa is a poverty stricken desert filled with the starving and oppressed serfs of the local warmongering kleptocrat.

If nothing else, have a think about exactly how much value Google could extract from such a place... "precious little", to put it politely. Regardless of how altruistic Google might be, they're not total idiots and will have done at least the bare minimum of due diligence with regards to the state of the local economy and political stability, because they probably don't want their shiny new kit to be blown up or left unused.

My, my Pi, did it spy ya? Bye, bye Pi, did it go higher?

Ru

Re: Air traffic safety

3-dimensional space is a lot bigger than you imagine.

...and we use an awful lot less of it than you'd expect, too.

Hammond pleads guilty to Stratfor hack: 'It's a relief'

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WTF?

Re: The title is too long

For several weeks of that time I have been held in solitary confinement

...which is interesting. I wonder what he's done to deserve that sort of treatment... he doesn't seem like quite the type to shiv another prisoner, after all. Still, could be worse... he didn't get the suicide watch treatment that Manning did.

Moss reanimates after 400 years in DEEP FREEZE

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Re: Hmmm

The magic words you're looking for are 'cryptogamic crust' and 'cryotoendolith'. Green fluffy stuff like this moss is a bit advanced for early stage terraforming.

Have a read of Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy, if you're bored. Lots of interesting and plausible stuff regarding terraforming.

Stand by for PURPLE KETCHUP as boffins breed SUPER TOMATOES

Ru

Re: shelf life.

This is definitely the case for meat, too. Askat your supermarket meat counter how long a nice chunk of flesh will last before you have to cook it, and compare that with how long your local normal butcher quotes... we got 2 days and 7 days for a bit of fillet respectively.

There's a price to pay for supermarket logistics, after all.

Tennis pro serves up pic of bad French Open line call

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Trollface

Re: Ball mark?

It looks a bit like a schooner, I thought.

Big Data is bovine excrement says Obama's Big Data man

Ru

Young folk have no such qualms, understand the transactions they participate in and are more familiar with the privacy controls of the services they use.

Really? Is it not more likely that they have a rather different notion of privacy than us poor old duffers, because of the amount of time an effort Google, Facebook and the rest have spent eroding it?

Anyway, those of you who think that ads and marketing are the worst things that could happen, you're probably not being paranoid enough. Remember that your dear old government can, will, and indeed has demanded all sorts of detailed information from your favourite service providers. How much do your government? I can just about trust mine not to be openly malicious towards me, but their simple incompetence is destructive enough.

It might also be worth considering that the wonderful combination of poor privacy systems and poorer security mechanisms means that personalised and targetted scams are easier than ever to put together. I'd be cautious about stating that you'd never fall for such things.

BBC suspends CTO after £100m is wasted on doomed IT system

Ru

Re: Ooops

Seems to me they shoulda phoned Amazon or Google

Or perhaps not fired their own eminently capable techies in the first place.