* Posts by Ru

1818 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2007

Asus drops GPS from tablet spec after issues emerge

Ru
Gimp

Problems? What problems?

Just wait a little longer for it to get a position lock. Not that big of a deal.

EFF appeal win reopens NSA dragnet spying case

Ru
Holmes

Oh, its quite obvious

You can't necessarily tell the difference between decent, honest, hard-working loyal and patriotic citizens of the US of A and freedom-hating, dirty, shiftless agents of evil foreign oppressive regimes without doing a decent bit of spying on them first.

In fact, it is impossible to tell that someone is not an agent of a foreign power unless you've spied on them from their birth to their death. Hence the need for these sorts of precautions. They're for your safety, citizen.

Sony NEX-C3 compact system camera

Ru
Boffin

As a relatively happy dSLR user I'll disagree with you there. A decent EVIL (electronic viewfinder, interchangeable lens... not sure if this is a well known term!) camera can take the place of any other sort of camera with the exception of a super compact (it won't ever be as small) and it can perform most camera uses with the exception of sports/fast-paced photojournalism (because the autofocus is too slow).

You can put on a big zoom for wildlife or event photography, you can put on a macro lens that will vastly outperform anything on a non-interchangeable lens camera for small subjects and product photography, you can put on a mid-range lens for 'every day' use, you can put on a wide-aperture fast prime for evening/indoor events where you don't want to use flash. At all other times, you don't need to deal with the inconvenience of the features you don't need (eg, the bulk of a superzoom) and the whole package can still be reasonably discreet (with a pancake prime lens it'll be pocketable).

Like as not you'll end up with better image quality (which is utterly irrelevant for most people, but useful if you're making medium-sized or larger prints) and better low light performance than any smaller sensor digital camera (eg, any of the kinds you listed) and a device which can still do more things and do them better than a combination of super-compact and super-zoom.

"Bridge" cameras look a bit naff by comparison, superzooms too bulky when you don't need the zoom, and normal zooms not particularly versatile. The only thing that might be more useful for most people is a decent super-compact, because you can take it everywhere really easily... and people seem to prefer using their phones for that!

Ru

This.

All the disadvantages of a APS-C dSLR, with none of the advantages... just a slightly smaller package. Awesome work by Sony, there.

Incidentally, small sensors are less limited than they used to be, but you'll still come a cropper when it comes to things like depth of field and diffraction limited aperture when compared to bigger devices.

Kaspersky claims ‘smoking code’ linking Stuxnet and Duqu

Ru
Facepalm

Like a Lego set?

My god, Hollywood Hacking is real? You just assemble a bunch of coloured blobs on screen into a multiheaded worm to sniff out digital footprints and blah blah blah?

UK's solar 'leccy cash slash ruled unlawful

Ru
Facepalm

"free themselves from expensive fossil fuels"

This line is rather good. I assume the original source meant 'environmentally expensive' because I can't actually think of any fossil fuels which are more expensive than photovoltaic power in the UK. Come to think of it, they're all cheaper than wind, too

Remember also that non-renewable companies must pay a tribute to those who provide 'clean' energy, so the price has already been artificially biased against fossil fuels!

Ru
Meh

"alternative sources of energy"

2 words for you: "Shale Gas". Not good enough? How about 3 more? "Thorium Fuel Cycle".

I'm not entirely sure why propping up a greviously uneconomical power generation scheme with money we don't have is such a great idea, but it is clear that the school of economics open to renewable energy enthusiasts is not one which shares its secrets with the rest of us.

A solar industry that cannot stand alone is no industry at all: it lies somewhere between a vanity project and a folly. I wholeheartedly support research into making PV power a realistic choice, and I'd much rather that my hard-earned tax money go into funding sensible research projects rather than lining the pockets of the opportunistic middle class who can make a pretty penny from their home solar installations at the expense of everyone else in the country.

Well, burn my atomic-clock-powered new human renaissance platform

Ru
Unhappy

I hadn't seen that advert until you mentioned it

So not only is it particularly annoying, but I feel that it is now partially your fault.

Early Bell recordings live again (kind of)

Ru

So jaded.

This is more akin to cryptography, in that the storage format is not standard or trivially understood. Sure, the technology to do the physical capture side of this has existed for some time, but only now has someone actually done the work required to extract intelligible audio from the originals.

Intel gets Atoms out ahead of CES

Ru

"Intel still doesn't figure what killed netbook"

They don't even seem to realise that they basically killed Atom themselves, unaided. If they hadn't forced it to limp along with piddly amounts of memory and atrocious graphics hardware, if they hadn't crippled its expansion potential, it could have been so much more. All the good stuff like the nVidia ION platform came years too late.

They didn't want to damage their own low-end CPU and chipset sales for small laptops and the like, and as a result they smothered their own offspring. Good work, guys.

Wasn't there also something about limiting the screen resolutions that netbook manufacturers were allowed to use? Maybe I misremember and this was a Microsoft limit, but I could be wrong.

Apple's TV killer 'on shelves by summer 2012'

Ru
Trollface

Easy: iDiot Box

See title.

Christmas solar plasma belches to hit Earth, Mars - and Mars rover in space

Ru

RTG FTW

Curiosity's power source has a best before date, but has no restricted fuel supply or the need for some big solar panels to keep it charged. All the juice it is generating is going to waste right now; may as well do something useful with it during the flight.

Microsoft mum on leaked Phone OS plans

Ru
Meh

Oh, so cynical!

They allow semicompetent UI (or UX, as they're apparently called these days) devs to continue to write swooshy slidy interfaces without worrying about the fact that their grievously unoptimised eye-candy is crippling the usefulness of the hardware. By way of a bonus, it stimulates the economy by requiring you to charge up twice as often.

New ATLAS particle part of 'everyday mass'

Ru
Boffin

Much like the photon, yes

Strange things, gauge bosons.

Inventor flames Reg, HP in memristor brouhaha

Ru

No analogy? No invention!

Why does a mechanical analogy matter at all? Sounds like it was a bit of a lucky coincidence when first happened upon, and is now apparently being used as a crutch. Neither has much bearing on electronics.

Lumia sales fail to set world alight

Ru
Headmaster

Plural of Lumia?

Lumiae would work; it has an appropriate faux-latin feel.

Ofcom grills pirates, loses report under fridge for two years

Ru
Meh

£50 games bad value for money?

Depends on the game, no? If you can squeeze, say, 20 hours gameplay out of it, £2.50/hour for your leisure time isn't exactly breaking the bank. Cheaper than a night out, cheaper than a trip to the cinema... its probably even cheaper than a night in with a pizza and some booze. Even under 20 hours its price competetive, assuming you play enough games to amortize the cost of your console or whatever.

The fact you feel that you're being ripped off is just a matter of your perception, given the sheer number of things that people will happily engage in that burn through just as much cash in much less than half the time and leave you with nothing to show for it.

A simple HTML tag will crash 64-bit Windows 7

Ru
WTF?

Ignore the application involved...

The important question is 'how on earth is a simple application failure causing a kernel-level fault?'

I'm assuming that Safari isn't installing any drivers, of course...

Bah, humbug! Virgin Media censors Charles D**kens

Ru
Facepalm

A clbuttic mistake

Has automatic censoring ever worked well for anyone, ever? Genuinely curious here.

Seems like the whole thing is so fragile it would make more sense to have a real human doing the job instead.

(insert rant about the pointlessness of aste***king out letters in the hope they make things less rude despite the word meaning being patently obvious)

Homeland Sec., RIAA Torrent lists published

Ru
Black Helicopters

"It Wasn't Me!" etc

Remember that they could also store timestamps and DHT machine fingerprints in their database; the sorts of things that are much better at working out who is who even behind DHCP/PAT whatever.

They might, not of course. Nothing like a little paranoia though, is there?

US spy drone hijacked with GPS spoof hack, report says

Ru
FAIL

You are an idiot.

Their philosophies which you presumably disagree with don't seem interfere with their ability to do journalism. You may find that quite a few interesting things mentioned on the Reg first popped up in CSM.

By rejecting them on your perception of their faith, you end up no better than any other judgemental zealot out there.

Google's Siri-a-like to be named 'Majel' after Trek actress

Ru

You've mentioned a couple of truly game changing things that they'd come up with a good ten years ago.

They've managed precious little since. They've purchased some good tech and given it to the rest of us... gmail was a breath of fresh air, and google maps was an amazing bit of software but they were not 'me, too!'s and they were not Google's innovations. Android and Dalvik are 'me, too!'s that they purchased and have gone on to be successful, but I don't think they're quite relevant because any suitable language and mobile OS that google threw their weight behind would have worked adequately (its the user experience that matters, after all, followed perhaps my developer experience).

All those hours a week their staff can spend on their own projects seem to come to nothing. Their working environment is apparently great for employee morale, but it seems to have failed to foster creativity.

Facebook seems much the same, to be fair. A multibillion dollar web 2.0 one trick pony.

Ru
WTF?

Because all Google's "me, too!" projects have been successful

I am continually startled by Google's inability to innovate. There's clearly something rotten in their corporate culture that's preventing them from accomplishing anything that's very far removed from their core competencies. Hell, even their external "me, too!" acquisitions have generally been a bit crap.

They've got so much power and money and influence and yet they're always playing catch-up.

Fanbois locked out of iTunes store, iCloud in Apple outage

Ru
FAIL

Just for the record...

"It just works" is present here: http://www.apple.com/iphone/icloud/

I'm sure you could find other examples if you bothered.

Shed Xmas flab and debug code with treadmill laptop contraption

Ru
Meh

The Reamde solution was much more interesting

As it provided some sort of clever head-bobbing-compensated display, IIRC.

Too hard to use a lappy on a treadmill to my mind; much too inconvenient and I note that it would cover up the 'emergency stop' button on the machines. Better off on the bikes, I reckon.

The Google Review: Now Speak Your Brains

Ru
FAIL

"I haven't seen any notable reaction to copyright"

Then I posit that you are singularly unqualified to talk about copyright in relation to this article. Perhaps this is why you are rambling on about patents.

You should visit stop43.org.uk so you may understand something about this issue, and the last time the 'orphan works' notion reared its ugly head. The issue was well covered on the Reg and elsewhere, and I am curious as to how you may have missed it.

Nvidia ditches homegrown C/C++ compiler for LLVM

Ru

Well, one possible reason is the licensing of 3rd party IP. If nVidia use someone else's tech in their toolchain, they might well not be allowed to open source it. Just a thought.

Ru

It would not hurt to go and read up on the differences between the GNU toolchain and LLVM-based ones.

The moment a computer crash nearly caused my car crash

Ru
Terminator

So, uh,

what make and model of car do you drive?

Just out of, y'know, interest.

Google promises 0.001 of revenue to free the slaves

Ru
Headmaster

Ahh, percentages

"the percentage in bondage is probably smaller"

0.1% isn't a very big percentage either, but y'know, the absolute value turns out to be quite a few pennies when you're talking about the size of Google's cashpile.

Whitehall Post-Its, Ministers' GMail to come under FOIA?

Ru
Headmaster

In the catbird seat?

That's an idiom I've not come across before.

CERN: 'New physics starts now'

Ru
Boffin

Yes

Gamma rays all the way up. Boring but true.

Laptop display pixel counts to quadruple in 2012

Ru
Facepalm

Wouldn't it be nice if battery life quadrupled too?

At least advances like this give developers something to do with all that surplus CPU and GPU power they have nowadays; they can use it for doing the exact same UI compositing routines they've been doing for 30 years, only with rounder corners.

Yay!

Paul Allen proposes new space launcher

Ru
FAIL

Inevitable Internet Omniscience Syndrome

If only all these successful researchers and engineers and investors and entrepreneurs and mutibillionaires would read the register and see how they've utterly failed to think about their new ideas for even 5 seconds and missed all those glaring, catastrophic problems. If only they'd come here and see the error of their ways and not piss all that money away.

Or, y'know, maybe the fact that the venture is with a notably successful rocketry company they may have done the absolute bare minimum due diligence with regards to cost savings and efficiencies. Between the winner of the X-prize and one of the richest people on the entire planet, I think they can just about manage to understand, between them, basic finance and engineering.

What on earth is wrong with all of you?

UK is biggest nation of web shopaholics - Euro poll

Ru
Unhappy

4%

Its a pretty meaningless figure. What percentage of UK households can realistically get 25mbps? Hell, what percentage can actually get 20mbps on plain old boring ADSL2+? Maybe we'd get those magic 40% uptake figures when everyone who wants super fast internet connections can actually get one.

Maybe I'm just bitter because I live in what is allegedly one of the tech business centres of the UK and am lucky to get 6mbps. Maybe things will pick up in 2013 once FTTC becomes available, but availability dates have a funny habit of receding into the future every time they get close.

Bristol boffins bring qubit computing a tiny step closer

Ru

I think size does matter

If each individual qubit-molester is a metre apart, that's a whole lot of space over which to transmit coherent quantum states, which means a whole lot of time in which coherence can be lost.

You're correct that if the damn thing works fine, size isn't much of an issue. But technical limits on our ability to handle quantum entanglement mean size is very much a barrier to getting the thing working,

Ru
Paris Hilton

Is the jargon really that bad?

Waveguide, phase shifter. Those aren't even quantum-specific concepts. Entanglement perhaps... but you can handwave that, right?

This might well end up being the building block of a more complex quantum photonic system in the future, but right now it is 'simply' something that entangles a pair of photons, performs some operation(s) on one of them, and then measures the results. The operations that are performed can be configured at experiment time.

It isn't a quantum processor. It isn't really even a component of a quantum computer. It doesn't have any 'use' outside of the domain of quantum computing research; no more than nailing a couple of bits of modified silicon together to create a nonlinear junction gives you a microprocessor, or even a logic gate.

Ru
Boffin

Not sure what gave you that idea

GIven that the number of incorrect answers for a given problem can be Rather Large a system that simply enumerates them would be a bit Bleedin Useless.

The problem is one of decoherency, as far as I'm aware, which has nothing to do with trying to some sort of bizarre brute force search on the results of a computation.

Learning about chip design from Silicon Roundabout

Ru
Unhappy

British Comedy ahead of its time...

In the same way that 'Yes [Prime] Minister' seems to show remarkable insight into politics 25 years after the series was started, so 'Nathan Barley' seems to be about our wonderful social media industry 5 years after that series was screened.

I can only hope that Mr. Brooker was not so perceptive as to predict the coming twenty years too, but I'm worried that he's going to be proven correct time and time again.

Ru
Stop

You do us a disservice

There are successful British tech companies out there, believe it or not. I don't feel you'll find any in 'silicon roundabout' though... nor are they likely to have 'social' in the description of any of their work or products.

Cambridge puts Isaac Newton's notes online

Ru
Facepalm

You've clearly clicked the wrong mouse

You <copulating> moron.

What on earth made you think that 'a' mouse referred specifically to the ones you had lying around? Try some others. You'll find the right one eventually.

Four Romanians charged with hacking 150 Subway shops

Ru
Holmes

Plenty of guilt to go round, here

How on earth did these devices end up publically accessible, with default or brute forceable passwords? Sure, string up the guys who took advantage of this loophole but the people responsible for exposing their customer's credit cards in this fashion need to be taught a serious lesson.

It also shows that CnP security isn't a magic bullet. I wonder when the banks and credit card companies will wake up to this fact.

Ru
Meh

Did you read the Wired article?

To quote, "Oprea was arrested last week in Romania and is in custody there. Dolan and Butu were arrested upon entering the U.S. last August. Radu remains at large."

Dunno about the 'let in so easily' as they appeared to have been out of the country at the time the crime was committed. But lets not let these tedious so-called 'facts' get in the way of a good rant about immigration.

Private investor pays $1.3bn to don Blue Coat

Ru
Gimp

Of course.

It would be embarassing for a regime installed by the US to come pre-enabled as an enemy of the state.

Or at least; embarassing to admit it.

HP throws WebOS to open source community

Ru
WTF?

"It's Linux underneath. Drivers won't be a problem"

Sir, surely you jest?

1. It is possible to provide source code so incredibly awful it is effectively opaque and unmaintainable, and offers little that purely black box reverse engineering could give you.

2. Binary blobs can be loaded and run by otherwise 'open' drivers. Not only are they a black box with a poorly defined interface, but they can have additional restrictions put upon them by vendors who can use copyright restrictions to limit the distribution of those blobs.

Drivers have been, are, and will continue to be a serious problem. Whether through malice, greed or incompetence is irrelevant to the poor schmucks trying to use their hardware on their own terms.

North America makes entry into dino fatty league

Ru
Headmaster

On percentages and absolute values

The number of obese people in the United States exceeds the total population of the United Kingdom.

Just thought I'd point that one out.

Ru
Meh

Biology fail

The blue whale rather puts dinosaurs to shame, size-wise. There were a hell of a lot of small dinosaurs. Birds seem to be doing alright; they're neither reptiles nor mammals and do seem to have descended from dinosaurs. There are plenty of dumb mammals; it is adaptability that is the defining mammalian trait, I'd say. You also seem to have totally forgotten fish and insects. I could go on, but you have more than enough to revise for now.

Still, nice try for sticking some notion of intelligent design in there. Overall though, must try harder.

Judge Dredd vs Zombies

Ru
Meh

Like snake? or solitaire? Or Porn?

To quote the article, "And, let's be honest, Dredd vs Zombies is Angry Birds, with guns, the undead and better dialogue". You can replace 'Angry Birds' in that phrase with any of my examples.

Ru
Facepalm

Always with the zombies

Perusing cheap downloadable game lists on any number of platforms reveals a woeful amount of zombies. Apart from the momentarily interesting self-referentiality of it all (a horde of shambling, soulless games with shambling, soulless antagonists...) it shows a pretty distressing lack of imagination :-(

Speaking of which... comparing a top-down shooter with angry birds, a physics game? That's pretty poor. It has more in common with hungry, hungry hippos or pokemon. Or did you think that no-one would understand you're talking about mobile gaming without mentioning AB?

Patchy app development security slammed

Ru
Big Brother

You're not paid to assess risk

You're paid to churn out code. Get churning. Don't you dare waste company time on anything extraneous to the project requirements... if they don't mention any sort of security tasks then you are absolutely not allowed to 'secure' the software.