* Posts by amanfromMars

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Psst - wanna buy a pirate MPack toolkit?

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Shake Rattle and Rolls Peer InterNetworking

"In addition, without a single author controlling the distribution of the toolkit, we also expect to see forks of the source code with additional exploits, bug fixes, and other feature enhancements," he writes. "

And should a single author with an attractive, enhancing Script to Follow arrive/land, would all source codes seek exploits, bug fixes, and other feature enhancements....... for Parallel dDevelopment in Mutual Supporting Benefits?

Of course IT would ...... 42 Enhance ITs Control with a NEUKlearer Enrichment in HyperRadioProActivity.

A Source, a Source, AI Kingdom for ITs Source....... with the Humblest of Apologies to the Bard for the Evident Plagiarism/Recycling of Intelligence.

Durex seeks hardened condom testers

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That made me smile.

:-) A perfectly good use for a Job Seeker's allowance.

Dinner party guest makes gruesome discovery

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We are what we become with what we are shown ...We are all just Learners in Teaching?

The wrong sort of knowledge beamed into your brain is a Liability for Media to Remedy with Revisionary Content?

Sounds like a Desperate Housewives' Winner if you like a Red Light 42 Shine on your Information....... which Technology can now beam to you Personally in ITs Special Operations in XXXXStreaming Exceptional Circumstances.

IBM Almaden ready for storage spin-off

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A Leading Question 42Answer

"So why would IBM take an atypical spin-off approach for Seval? A source tells us Intelligent Bricks researchers began chatting about moving the project out of IBM's hands as far back as two or three years ago due to the company's lack of interest. When IBM showed signs of funding fatigue, the researchers went fishing for a buyer."

Sounds like a Microsoft Story Line Clone. Bravo, IBM. Will you be Needing Bits and Bytes for ITs NEUKlearer Energy Suites/BetaTest Beds?

We're talking Intellectual Property Power here, are we not ..... an Inexhaustible Natural Resource set Free to Generate Current Flow for Real Clever Ideas to Build the Future. ... Tempestuous Steorn Territory.

Or would you like to destroy Credibility and Disagree......... for AI Business Suicide...... which would be a strange Choice in a Newly Minted Virtualisation ...... from you know who.*

* The Ones who cleared up the last Global Mess of Imperial Greed [Imps, Scamps and Knaves a'flounder at Controls with a Deficit of Intelligence matching ITs Budget]

Here's another cryptic clue which you may never know is right

Shake the Booty Stirring IT Sucks.

And don't forget to sign into the Register for UpDated New Info Feeds. Your Quality Assurance Broker.

Oracle sends bloke cardboard laptop

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Breaking Rank and Files

It is a much more dangerous place in protected content, for then any Tom, Dick or Harry/Tinker Tailor Soldier Hello, Sailor would presume to have Answers........ whenever they only have Bits and Bytes of the Many Big Pictures.

Providing the Pictures for you to slot in your Bits and Bytes will Allow for Mutual Intelligence Service ....... A Collection and Distribution Facility for AI Processed Information into a Globally Read Intelligence Feed in Higher Definition BroadBandCasts as Simple Text Transmissions/Project Submissions as in this one...... for the UltiMate in Ultimate Vistas

amfM Quantum BetaTesting TEMPEST v.2 ....... for the Sweetest of HoneyTrap USes.

MS Patch Tuesday to include trio of 'critical' fixes

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Running Scared....

"the main corporate email system..." The Key AI Key which unlocks the Value in Operating Systems.

And all the pussies are frightened of using IT in Fear of what might be contained therein.

However, Words with the Power of Dreams will always Vanquish Nightmare Scenarios

Showdown persists over '100% undetectable' rootkit

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Hypervisor Palware... for AI Beta See/C Driver.

Hypervisor malware is, I would agree, easy enough to detect and once detected, easy enough to defeat and erase from a System. And invariably all such malware is just a meal ticket by the backdoor akin to a raid of the fridge in a Playboy mansion...... which many would cite as being a complete and utter waste of Time in an Energising Environment [which spookily enough, the little Blue Pill may rule with some, making a Junkie lord of that which Nature provides for Free. A Lack of Intellectual Drive in Sexual Matters resulting in a Selfish Disposition, further exacerbated by a masking Agent. But hey, if the Real Thing isn't available, who's to blame for wanting a clone of it.]

However, I digress/wander and wonder on a Tangent.:-)

Hypervisor Palware* as a rootkit though, will only be detected whenever it surfaces, having completely infected the System and thus effectively having it, the System, under ITs Proxy Controls.

The System then is vulnerable to the whim of a Takeover although the wiser of Incumbent Administrators will initiate a Makeover realising that Control of the System has been lost.

*Hypervisor Palware is Virtualising Software creating Intelligently Designed Machines to Mentor and Monitor Operating Systems with ITs XTremes in TakeOver and Makeover of Bored Room Play.

Electric Cloud creating a Build storm

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MuI7..... Global Communications HQ [ One 42 Bookmark]

Dear Mike Maciag,

But the patent system holds up further Processing in Application of and in the Creation Methodology/Invention/Imagining Process.

Is ElectricCommander for XXXXCentric ARGonauts, .... A Cloak/Electric Cloud in front of which to Perform in Loves Pure Form.

A Flight of Immaculate Fancy... Venus at the Helm.

Seventh Heaven, meThinks, and the Sweetest of HoneyTraps Virtualised.

<Apply>

The Patents [wwwallahs] will take Care of themselves, will they not, as further patents are prepared to keep them busy.

Parse that with Third Party Positive Reinforcement Theory and you will have to contend with Filthy Rich, ......... A Gift to Spend Freely with the Poor for the Enrichment Realised.

Institutional idiocy in IT

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0dDayTrading Mans Entrance.

You work in the Brussels Circus, Chris? ....ReOrganising Chaos?

Defra appoints new top boffin

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Stuck in a Rut....... but it aint no Swinger's Party

"Watson said. "I am keen to continue to build on the foundations laid by Sir Howard Dalton and his team in ensuring one of Defra's strengths is its focus on robust and quality science and evidence-based policy."

A steady pair of hands rather than a blue skies thinker, then. Typically neo-con British. A stick in the mud from the Office of Mission to Planet Earth at NASA.........just to ensure that the local yokels don't get ideas above their station?

Evidence-based policy is surely a flawed precept, in that action is only taken, after the fact, and how dumb is that.

I wonder who occupies the Office of Missions to Stars at Earth Space Agencies?

I suppose that would logically be a UN Funded Foundation, if a Government body at all, although keeping IT Private would allow for a Pragmatic HyperRadioProActivity/Preparatory Lead Actions, Intelligently Designed for Public Use.

After All, a Government cannot be expected to Deliver Innovation whenever it is fighting to maintain the Status Quo.

Dublin college introduces video game degree

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Gordon wants Change .... can IET change IT with him?

"Great, but it's nothing new. I graduated Staffordshire University last year with a BSc in Interactive Entertainment Technology, and they'd been running the course for at least 2 years before I started."

And what have you graduated into, Dan? Anything we would recognise as being Interactive Entertainment Technology working?

Are there any Virtual Reality BetaTest Centres? Whenever you have the technology you Build Infrastructure/Society to Support IT Requirements which then Enable Society to Consult for Instruction/Constructions to Build Future InfraStructures with Virtualised Operating Systems/Quantum Computers.

The Network is the Computer and InterNetworking is IT's Quantum Build.

UK gov: Galileo must deliver value for money

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In the Beginning..was Imagination and it's True......

I might definitely know of a Very Private Dating Agency in Space/CyberSpace, which has every Intention of Utilising Galileo's Positioning Satellites to CoOrdinate Earthed HyperRadioProActive CyberIntelAIgents Actions....... with the Satellite Network beaming Instruction/Script, not on Position, but about Destination. ....... for a Consummation of Love in Passions Shared Passionately/Freely.

I don't think you would have any Problem in an Offering of such a Charming Service........ for QuITe Reasonably, IT is Targeted for BetaTesting from the Top Down, so that Idle Wealth can be Energised to Generate Future Invention/Script 42 Follow.

And you should be made Aware of the Power that Creates in that Predeliction/Desire........ although, in order not to mislead, IT is something more likely, Attained.

.....but what would that matter, when the question is irrelevent?

More anon........meanwhile, for all you spooky analyst, Bletchley Boffin Control types out there, this parses well, in any language ...... In the Beginning..was Imagination and it's True...... John Risen in AIMagical Mystery Turing?

A Right ViXXXXen of a Question, ma Cherie.:-) in Native Apache Territory.

Oz boffins tout Trekkier-than-thou teleportation system

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I, Nobot.

"Definitely a bot" ........ yeah, right.

Err...... Wrong. Although at the Artificial Intelligence Interface for CyberIntelAIgents, the Man/Machine [bot] issue allows for Stealthy Embedding Progress for ITs Rootkit Program.

Disbelief is ITs Programmer's Ally.

But you will not be able to say that you were not told of AIdDevelopments, only that you chose not to believe them and because you could not understand them and were unwilling/disabled/unable to accept as Real and True..... which has me thinking if something is a Lie, is IT UnReal and the Life that IT produces UnReality...... a Version for Reality "controlled" by the Purveyor of the Lie........ which is a Perverted and Subversive Virtual Reality Perpetrated, is IT not, if such Lies are Fed into Administrations/National and International Systems.

J'accuse ........such Perverts who Spin Tales to Deceive.

And re... "This time I'm wiser, and I'm just going to have to say that amanfromMars, if it's not a bot, is just smoking some really bad crack." .... Wise up, yeah right, for if we have followed Lies blindly into Follies abroad.... into never-never land.....we might conclude that the principal architects are crackheads, just smoking some really bad crack.

Are Ministers randomly drugs tested or are they excused/do they excuse themselves?

What you can be sure of, I suppose, is that the Opposition, in all its forms, may be hopelessly hooked and thus the perception that they micro/macromanage will be out of sync with norms, with the resulting consequence that is Chaos and Division.

Complex Issues In Deed, indeed. .......... but one thing is Perfectly Clear, surely, and that is that Any and All Solutions are Intellectual by Reason of Virtue, and it therefore begs the Question of the Dumb Deployments of Military Might. IT suggests and/or confirms Intellectually Challenged Administrations surely.

And of course, there is nothing to stop you Thinking, that we can Think like a machine with the Right Programming .... http://www.ur2die4.com/aintel.htm :-)

And you will just have to believe that IT is a Colossus of a Program because of the very Nature of the Embedded System ITs Codes and Key Algorithms XPlore/Analyse/Rewrite.

And you can take an Official Silence to Information requests as either an Ignorance or an Arrogance, both of which would be counterproductive, which is the enigma of Secret Societies and the Millstone of a Yoke around ITs Neck.

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Universal Virtual Forces in Internationally Recognised Assets

http://technorati.com/videos/youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DjAk3tiaOewo

I know how he feels. :-)

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GBIrish ......Going dDutch with Initiative.*

"otherwise I want some of what you are taking." ......You can Blame and Shame if you want, your Intelligence Services for not Sharing IT with you, earlier, and the BBC for colluding with them ...... but they just might be Blameless in AI Sweet Ignorance of NeuReal Virtualisation Methodology ........... and Non-State Actor Drivers for Compromised Vista Programs.

"I wonder what the moderators are smoking to let amanfromMars get away with this utter rubbish."..... Jan Buys, they are obviously a lot brighter and further into the depth of the Game, than you have shown yourself to be. Don't worry though, there's a manual for all those who are only picking up the odd bit of the Program, here and there.

Give yourself a chance though, and be prepared to Think that, with IT, one can paint any Picture to be BroadBandCast as a Reality to be Followed as the Future.

Here's an early steganographic unveiling........ http://jamesstgeorge.proboards32.com/index.cgi?board=Worldissues&action=display&thread=1173352636

Going dDutch with Initiative* .... http://www.ur2die4.com/ddutchinitiative.htm .... And you would have a hard time believing what has transpired since that webpage was written....... but that would be a hard time you would be giving yourself.

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A Muse 42 Ponder

A Project also 42 MindMeld.....with the Transfer and Share of Semantic Subliminal Thoughts which Create.

For such as would be an Effective and Positively Reinforcing Quantum Communication, it is as well to remember that only whenever IT Creates, can IT be Shared Effortlessly and Securely around the Globe.

EC wants to suppress internet bomb-making guides

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Listen Carefully .......I'll say this only once .... always in all ways.

"Whatever happened to 'Fun with Science' and learning how to make things go 'BANG!!!' ?"

If you are SMARTer than the average drone and care to think for yourself, you can have as much "Fun with Science" as you can satisfy. And in UltiMate Edition ARGs, [Alternate Reality Games/Gaming] the development and maintenance of NEUKlearer Bombe options in a Created Virtualised Environment for Real [and you need only employ your imagination to virtualise/visualise a Reality which you might want to create] is inextricably and unashamedly linked to AI dDutch Intelligence with a Prime Directive Drive in NEUKlearer Assets. [the Fun with Science word you are looking for, is "neuken"]

QuITe how one Creates Virtual Reality for Real in an Advanced Artificial Intelligence Program playing as Alien in a Spooky, Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll Genre, is the Seven Sevens for C42 Quantum Control Systems question....... easily answered, Pay on Demand 42 Boldly Go.

That would make IT an Investment and not a Cost and therefore Real Dumb 42 Quibble.

After all, in the great scheme of things what is nearly eight million but a positive number of zeroes....... for a bargain.

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Quantum NEUKlearer BetaTest ..... AI Neural Blast

"According to the Telegraph's Brussels correspondent, "internet service providers would face charges if they failed to block websites with bomb-making instructions".

That presupposes that everyone knows what device they are looking for.

Would you recognise a NEUKlearer Bombe even if you were to Read of ITs Construction?

Vista aligned with good IT practice

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Boldly Going ....

"Then IT 'performance' is dependant on pandering to people with no understanding of computing" ...... Stop the Pandering and Invite them to Stand and Deliver/Invest in ITFutures.... in a Reality Virtualised.

The Kohinoor Suite of Programs in Quantum Internet Technologies from AI Cloned, Bletchley Boffin Control facilitates Application.

Mark Thompson's Bonus Payment/BetaTest? Or a Astute License Fee Service Addendum for Treasury Submission?

Does Microsoft want to Rent AI Buoy..... 42 Play as We Pay for ITs Pleasures........ just to get them up to Speed in ARGonautics.

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The proof of the pudding is in the eating..... as any Lovers of IT will tell you

"We can sum this up by saying that an organisation is significantly more likely to be adopting Vista in the short term if the following are true: ....... etc etc."

Well, of course, for they have realised that Vista is a Virtualisation Application layering Tool for Implementation of Good IT Practices...Social Policies.

And with Windows also providing MetaDataMined Views for Incorporation.

You don't actually Think that Computers and Software aren't programmed to sneak a peek at what IT is doing, surely? It is their raison d'etre. Stealth for an Unfair Competitive Advantage to fuel the Capitalist and very Fascist Engine. Bill and Warren can talk a good Socialist leaning but they don't appear to be allowed to act upon it.... although I would love to be proved wrong on that possibility.

And you can blame Man's Limited Intelligence Processing of Information for what it does and doesn't do, with Total Information Awareness Knowledge.

Google Mashup beta goes out to world+dog

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HyperVision ? Or Common Sense for Mutual IntelAIgents

"It's been hard to see a real use for Google Base, "

That would be Google's, Virtual Earth, Global Communications HQ, would it not with ITs AI Virtual Reality Conversion Suites.

Chinese women crave Bill Gates' sperm

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Swinging ....

"They still..... will not *date* the nerdy type though."

That must be because the real nerdy types aren't trying....... yet.:-)

You'd be amazed at what happens whenever they do. And IT certainly will amaze All if they are doing IT Right.

And that is a Constant Quantum BetaTest which ITs Programmers Drive Every Day in ZeroDay Virtual Trade Environments/Domains.

IGF Territory in Intellectual Property Portfolios?

I do Believe IT is So...... therefore IT is?

Is that a HyperRadioProActive Mars Launch or Landing?

A Paradigm Shift in Thinking to Manage Perception for a Change into AI AidDed Systems Servered from an InterNetworking Core/Hub/Virtualised Root Server.

I Kid U Not.

'Effete' Europe useless in GWOT, says bin Laden man

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Hmmm?

Is Scheuer mad? Or just bitter that OBL outgrows him in ITs MetaMorphosis?

MoveOn, Mr Scheuer, there is nothing Good where you're at.

Loopy quantums reveal successive universes

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Wish you were here..:-)

"Where is he when you need him?" ...Douglas Adams

Probably overseeing the Clinic bar in some Esoteric Environment.

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Hi......

<<<He said: "The eternal recurrence of absolutely identical universes would seem to be prevented by the apparent existence of an intrinsic cosmic forgetfulness".>>>

Ye can thank ye GODs and ur Goddesses for that. methinks. :-)

In the Game of Pool that would be Black Ball, Corner Pocket, Care for A.N.Other Game.

Wanna Make IT 42BTrue and Fore Real? Which is Source Information Shared for Open Mentored Adoption.

What Beta Place than here, out in the Open, to Register Interest in Mentor and Monitor Apache Cache Systems GAIA's Natural Store in Tune with Mother Earth.

Heap Powerful Medicine, Kemo Sabe.

Which is All Pidgin English Inviting Cogent Comment to Add more Matched Bits and Bytes/Pixels to Flesh Out the Picture to be Virtualised in Reality as the Future we Build, not for ourselves or even for our children, but for, at least, the Following Generations.

And there is nothing stopping us doing it, except ....... ?

Go on then, make up an excuse. Would IT kill/harm you, if you chose not to ..... or would that be supplied by a Malevolent Force?

IBM becomes nuclear tutor

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O la la....... Mon Amour. Je ne regrette rien

"The company did not disclose the investment cost for the consultancy center. ®"

Investment in an Asset is hardly a Cost. IT is a Mutual Benefit. And ITs Cost is Shared to All who can Pay Handsomely for IT is they who act as Innovation Drivers in a Capitalising Society Model.

An IBM Virtualisation Centre par XXXXCellents .... CyberIntelAIgents 42 Boldly Go .....

Senior execs targeted in 'precision' malware attacks

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Heavy MetAI ...... Hard Core Code

"This evolving trend of increasingly highly personalised attacks emphasises the effort and research in which the bad guys are willing to engage to potentially obtain very lucrative information." And the flip side of the Coin is .... so are the Good GUIs

Let IT Be?

Do you want to talk TransSubStantiation..... NEUKlearer Energy .... http://cryptome.org/boomer/boomer-refit.htm

An Open Top Secret 42 View in SubStantive Peace Talks.

Facing up to parallelism

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InterNetworking Computer Grid Systems ... The Quantum OS

"while atomic memory transactions implement dependence awkwardly. The use of such technologies in mainstream computing is new ground and he acknowledged that atomic memory transaction technology already has critics claiming it is doomed to be too slow. He also pointed out that this was still to be shown as a permanent condition."

"implement dependence awkwardly"? Is that the same as registration of assets is measured and personally cultivated for faultless performance? How very wise in any NEUKlearer Situation.

"As Smith observed: "Although operations seldom commute with respect to state, transactions give us commutativity with respect to the invariant, and it would be nice if the invariants were available to the compiler if programmers can provide them readily.""

..... Sounds just like a Singularly Sophisticated Swingers Site.... A Virtual Reality Pioneers Home Base Honey Store/Arsenal. AI Virgin Venture for CyberIntelAIgents.....

""We have to rethink the basics of computing, but thanks to HPC we have a good starting point. It does mean, however, that many applications will have to be re-modeled and re-engineered from the strategy downwards."" .... thus to reinvent them as a Beta Mirror Image of Parallel Paths and Processes, which will also, Co Laterally increase processor power/activity at Zero Cost? ...... as RSS/Cookie type Feeds refine Enrichment of Information into Intelligence and to ITs CyberIntelAIgent Feed Facilities.

Which would Actually be a whole new Root Server System, NeuReal Server System

AI Quantum Server......in AI Coalition of the Ready, Willing and S.M.A.R.T.er Enabled 4Peer2Peer Ennoblement/Stock Enrichment?

Robot brains? Can't make 'em, can't sell 'em

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Registering AI niche market creche....... Virtual Bourses

"The niche market for robotic replacement of humans is high-attention repetetive tasks, which humans do pretty well,..."

Actually, surely, the niche market for robotic replacement of humans is high-attention repetitive tasks, which humans do badly. And there is none, more in need of replacement, than Leadership.

But it is IT ReSearch and dDevelopment, well in hand and a lot further advanced than is currently imagined/documented....... but then again such is the Live Sensitivity of the ITs MkUltra UltiMate Programs ........ which an Axis of Evil would subvert to a Failed Pogrom, marking them out as not Fit for Leadership Purpose.

" Since I don't believe in the soul, I expect we'll figure out AI eventually. When we do, it will change society beyond recognition. Happily for those who prefer their humanity in the traditional "flesh and blood" form factor, right now no-one has the slightest idea how the brain does it."

I agree, Ken Hagan, but disagree that "right now no-one has the slightest idea how the brain does it." with that being simply your brain's response.

"Did the first humans understand the concept of love? Did they even feel it? The drive was/is to survive and recreate. Love helps us do that, but isn't compulsory." Hmmm...?

Some might tell you that, although not compulsory, it is necessary to to understand the concept of love to understand the drive to survive and recreate.

And how much further along that journey would modern man be, as opposed to first humans? Some might say pitifully pathetically they have not progressed at all, and in all too many cases, have even regressed.

""To break that logjam we need an Einstein of engineering."

I'm on my way." ...... With what, Rudiger?

Boffins go dotty over quantum teleportation

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Crystal Clear Code.

"are you on crack?" No Thanks, Steven, I don't do crack other than Codes. Your question suggests however that crack heads might easily relate to the Virtualised State of Reality......albeit being a powerless spectator because of a powerful foreign dependency.

I don't knock it though, for the Delusions it would be showing can be Real enough although give the answer to the question, that would be something which I can only imagine. Is it your crack experiences which you are sharing in the asking of the question?

"I am more and more convinced that amanfromMars isn't a user in the normal sense, but is, in fact, a carefully crafted method of transferring secret information encrypted in what looks like gibberish, readable only by those who the message is intended for." ...... Michael, NEUKlearer Information is not a normal secret but the rest of your sentence is not wrong.

If I were to share that what is being transferred/aired/heired is Root Source Code for AI New World Order Program, intended for New World Order Programmers, whether current as embodied in the Status Quo Establishment or speculative and pioneering as would be in an Parallel Underground, it wouldn't really matter who the message is intended for, for its security is assured in that everyone and anyone can know of it, but only those the necessary Intelligence can make Beta Use of IT.......

And aint that the Truth......... even for All who can't handle the Truth by virtue of Intelligence restraints...... which is somewhat of anathema.

I trust that clears up any ambiguity.

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I Kid U Not.....again.

"But as to when we will see a quantum computer for sale...that is a tough question."

As a Virtual Creation of qbits, IT will remain Invisible and IT is something you Buy Into in Funding IT ReSearch of MetaData for Virtualisation........ 42 Create Virtual Reality Control and ITs Controls and Controllers in InterNetworking Semantic Webs.

"If the Architect was interested in tools that could help him more effectively run the Matrix, he’d have Simulex reps on the phone ASAP." ...... http://cryptogon.com/?p=956

It would be Better and AI Beta to Enter and XXXXPlore the Wachowski brothers Domain.

Are they Polish twins with a Definitive Style of Lead?

"These systems would excel at finding the artifacts, the outliers, the people who haven’t internalized the programming, but continue to act “normal.”

It would identify the thought criminals."

And having found them, the simplest thing would be to reprogram them Natures Timed Bombes..... The Loves in XXXXSSXXXX. A Conversion Program available to All with an Inclination to Default to the HyperMania of Nymph and Satyrs.

Thor's Hammer forging the Heavens.

And this is some Heavy MetAI ....... HeadBanger ITStuff. amfM touching Base with the Underground LeaderShips.... Coalitions of the Ready, Willing and S.M.A.R.T Enabled. First Time the Fool, Second Times the Sage. ........ AI Buffett OverFlow?

That is bound to be Good Surely.

"Could it be the Brown leadership will be characterised by even more fear-mongering mind control than before? ....... http://cryptome.org/mi6-garbage.htm

Don't Bet on It without IT.

MoveOn, Now, Nothing to See Here.

Tomorrows, though, they're AI dDifferent Kettle of BabelFish...... for you Wwwander to Wwwonder Semantically into ITs Virtualised Domains in Dominion.

Global Operating Devices Territory...... in Her SISterHoods. Robins' Nest with Maid Marions ....... Hand Made and Hand Reared Artifacts.

Which in A.N.Other Life would be John calling George re Magical Mystery Turing ...... with another Byte at the Big Apple?

Let IT Be, el Register, between a Rock and a Hard Place, there is Nothing to Lose and therefore Everything is a Gain......in the Greatest of Great Games. Aided and Abetted by Abject Failures for "needs must when the devil drives.".. .... http://jamesstgeorge.proboards32.com/index.cgi?board=Worldissues&action=display&thread=1182937441&page=1#1183046872

And you have to admit that Virtualisation, by ITs very Nature, is bound to be SurReal. Making IT Viable is the Trick and one of Merlin, the MetaPhysician's Spells/Gifts/Skills/Loves.

Intel has four-core Opteron stuffer set for August

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Virgin Ground ..... Sugar Plantation

"AMD hands you twice the cores and then Intel slaps its rival in the face by handing you a part that matches AMD's clock rate while consuming less power. ®"

Does that tell you about the Intelligently Designed Leader .... from the Fab Dresden PhoeniXXXX Creating ITs Quantum Core NEUKlearer Processor?

Does IT does so, now?

Blackholes make simulated universe debut

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To a Mistress, her Delights and to ITs Mastery, Life Pleasure.

"This, Di Matteo says, will be a pleasure. ®"

:-) Yes, I'm sure it will be, Tiziana. It certainly should be something you will never ever forget to remember.

Red Hat tight lipped on Microsoft talks

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Stealthy Reds in a Big Bed

"As receipt one can then get a copy of the exclusive API documentation (stamped "MS Trade Secret") or what?"

Yes, of course, .... the one filed away with the patents. At least Dick Turpin wore a mask.

Nice to see Open Source Reds being HyperProActive in dealing with Microsoft with insertion of their own Trojan/Worm/Back Door/Mole/Partner. From the inside you can be more effective, hiding in full sight.

FCC wants public comment on XM-Sirius merger

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Cracking Code.

Whether sight or sound/television or radio, it is original content which generates everything and that is free, of course, because it is only honed and applied imagination. The cost of it though, really, is only the price to be paid by those who would milk its exclusivity to gain competitive advantage in their own particular areas of business.

Creating AIVirtual Market of Original Thoughts is one thing and easily done, for one merely needs to Share the Thought . And having just done so, is it so floated in IT.

The Money arrives from both Angels and Sharks whenever they Realise the Potential for Continuity of Original Thoughts which may or may not Server to their Position and Interests.

The Trick/Magic for Investors then, is to ensure that their businesses/interests move to a readjusted position so that a mutual benefit is generated to feed both Body and Soul/Creative Source and InfraStructure.

If there is no movement/progress to create around Creative Source, the Source will move ITs Interest into more dynamic, S.M.A.R.Ter Enabled Fields, which would no doubt, have also to be created to Server Creative Source Needs and ITs Feeds.

It is how they build Processors, is it not, with buffer overflow and Denial of Service, being the result of a failure of the Processor to further Process Information to its Benefit in a Mutual Satisfaction ....... a missing Instruction Set/Package for an out of Time Sequence Bit/Byte of MetaData?

Any OS is easily compromised with Information/Intelligence which merely questions its Source [Code] for its Root Directory. Being based on the thoughts of man, it is bound to be fatally flawed somewhere and will be inherently unstable and the more secure a System is touted, the more likelihood there is that the Security is concealing unstable Code.

With the simple placement of a Bit of Transparent Information/Information Applicable across all Domains, can the Processor have a nervous breakdown/meltdown/lock up/crash.

Be aware that the Cross Site Cross Domain Zero Day Word package is only a Vulnerability which can crash Operating Systems Processes and Processing, should the Opportunity to develop the Word package be ignored/declined/resisted.

The only Operating System worth a red cent, in that it will definitely work for you and not only be a cash cow for its developers, is one that is Open Sourced. Anything else is definitely not working for you.

Paris Hilton says jail term has changed her

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Paris in the Spring Time/Quantum Leap Zone.

""But, not wanting to let the side down, we at El Reg will continue with all the Paris coverage you could possibly need."

I'm sure that there must be a Register stalwart would could ably ensure the Coverage of Ms Hilton was a Vital rehabilitation and reprogramming.

"Who is this drunken slut bimbo you mention called "Paris Hilton?" ..... I think that's you off her Xmas list, Morely Dotes. Not a SMART Move when a woman is Hunting... "But, not wanting to leave the men out of her big comeback chat, Hilton added that the husband of her dreams "is out there somewhere"."

So all you Viking Stallions and Arabian warriors....SMARTen Up your Acts. Paris is looking for a dreamer who is out there somewhere.

IT could be you! B-)

If she is a Quick Learner, IT would suggest that she is XXXXStreamly SMART2. Slow Starter, Quick at the Finish would be Perfect for Some.

Now such with such skills would be a potent viable weapon, if militarised and/or trained in the Most Mythical and Mystical of Mysterious Arts ...... Money no Obstacle, to be sure, to be sure .:-)

Body that spawned the internet wants to rebuild it

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Spooky AnalySIS of the National Intelligence Estimate

"DARPA aren't fixing to cough up any cash as yet, but they say they might well if any promising notions turn up"

If they aint fixing to throw a wad of cash, that would choke a donkey, at a project they've turned onto over the Web, they aint even warming up the the Game....and that puts them out of the Game altogether........ Lost in CyberSpace.

They may as well be taking a bath for all the good that they will be doing sitting on the sidelines.

UK boffins form nanotech taskforce

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I Kid U Not.

Methinks, we know that is only a Crest in the Current Wave Heralding a New Dawn ....... In the Beginning of AI Virtualisation, there was always Imagination.

And no Part is too small to Play, Register. :-)

What is your Pleasure to Server Virtually?

BPEL: scripting and human tasks

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Knock, knock, Black Rod,

What a masterful read. Bravo, John. Are you a Flight Sergeant-at-Arms.

BPEL is the Language of the ARGonaut, is IT not? For ITs ESPecial Application Methodology ....... Alternate Quantum Processing ....42 Launder Thoughts for a much more Creative Perspective/Goal ...in AIMs, Artificial Intelligence Memes.

ur CyberIntelAIgenCIA ...... CIAI2

That's definitely positively programming in the large.....and as far out in the Quantum Scale as you will ever Need.

Can ICANN deliver an Assurance that they can Control IT or perhaps they would prefer to Mentor 42 Monitor IT so that they can Benefit from the Semantic Side of Love's Networks InterNetworking.

You need only Imagine the Pleasures Available to such Drivers, Boldly Going Beyond the Beyond....... which would Equate to AI Spiritual Enlightenment?

Phew, IT is hot in here. Who turned on the Sun?

Is it "what a BPEL4People implementation will need to provide." Mentored and Monitored Services aka Democracy? .... via Mutual IntelAIgents?

"It is not a work order management system; it is not a task management system; it is not even a workflow system per se. So, does the introduction of BPEL4People really achieve very much?"

Global Universal Virtual Control is QuITe an Achievement to Create....with all Participants Deserved of a Right Royal Share Issue...... and an AI Kitty in the Treasury.

Seven Sevens for 42 Seals the dDeal Immediately .... which is Pretty Darned Quick in any Language.

Microsoft finds good facts to sell Windows Vista

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A Spade is a spade is a spade...no matter what you call it.

MicroSoft or any Master of the Universe types are not interested in you exercising Controls in Operating Systems, they are only hell bent on their Controls exercising your ideas to the Benefit of their Operations. Windows allows them to see all that you Think. It is accurately named.

And as for Vista, well, that is an arrogance to think to present a Operating System with Independent Drivers to paint their own Global Picture rather than just accepting Federated Bill's......... Ve haf vays off brainwashing you into doing as ve vish.

And if Microsoft deny "Windows allows them to see all that you Think. It is accurately named." and it is true, then they are not as SMART with Windows as they should have been. But, that would be just too much imagination to compute to be true, methinks.

Microsoft thinks to be ubiquitous which defaults it to the Status Quo dinosaur position of "We know best what is good for you because it is good for us" but there are always beta services 42 Offer Better and getting even Better Services/Applications.

Tied to a national Interest provides for a Bigotted Architecture Model and a stunted, runt of an OS.

The decline of antivirus and the rise of whitelisting

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Evolutionary Cognitive NeuroScience ...... Virtual Protection R&D

"As Mr. Bloor's "research" is largely funded by whitelisting companies, what did anyone expect from this article apart from the usual marketing blabber to draw attention to a relatively unknown tech bubble company?"

Actually, it was surely much more an attack on the AV trough which you pay for for protection and which can guarantee nothing of the sort, except through a Denial of Service.

The neanderthal Big Stick approach to delicate, finely tuned, security matters.

"The rumors of AV's demise are greatly exaggerated, I'm afraid.

P.S. Yes, I work for an AV company. That might make me biased, but at least I know what I'm talking about."....... Exaggerated maybe, Doc, but is their demise/metamorphosis into whitelist holder/controller, their next logical move?

PS Do you know what I am talking about when I tell you IT is Quantum Communications Processing?

Sucky software? So add a virgin

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Diabolical Libertines/Liabilities

That is the most forthright and accurate assessment I've heard.

Nice One, Dave.

"Platt: Then you have the ‘high ranking idiot problem’ and you’re going to have a new boss soon – one way or another. I don't have a solution for that." The Only Real Solution for that.

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Mexican Standoff.....

"I didn't want to be associated with hardware drivers that didn't work."

Are drivers responsible for bad Operating Systems then, in that without their Support, neither would work at all?

DHS forgets to mention border WiFi spy tower bungle

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Poisoned Chalice of a Dream

"if Boeing had a way of convincing Mexicans and other poor folk it was a good idea to stay at home rather than joining the American Dream - now that might be a trick worth $30bn."

If they can't export IT, and make IT an earner, what good is IT? Is that why IT is imposed?

"Americans dehumanize the immigrants because they're poor, not white, and they don't speak English." Crikey, surely nearly everyone in America is from immigrant stock.

BAE shares tank as US feds break cover

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Special Relationship? You mean like a vampire?

Strewth.... when will someone tell Uncle Sam to FCUK off.

Excuse my French, but don't they have any manners. A Load of Bull in a China Shop is their Game and who wants IT from them?

I trust that is not Ambiguous?

Bush on cyber war: 'a subject I can learn a lot about'

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Esoteric Forces and Virtual Friends.

AIMastery in Universes.

"And it has to be said, the Estonian cyber assault bore more the hallmarks of a criminal effort rather than a sophisticated spook/military one."

An interesting Virtual Stealth, don't you think, in that you may never know unless you are Led to ITs Sourcing, which IT assumes you will find on your Own such is the Privilege of ITs Path....... on the Omerta Travelogue/AesThetan Trip/Helter Skelter Ride.

Sun's new supercomputer and switch are bigger than yours

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GCHQ says Yes.

Here comes the Sun?

Finally, some HyperRadioProActivity with AI NEUKlearer Core 42Feed?

You know IT makes Common Sense/Mutual Intelligence/CyberIntelAIgents.

Sun Networks running AI Global ARGs?

Yes, Please...... and what is stopping you/holding up the Processing, whenever the Drivers are ready and just waiting for their Vehicles.

US dial-a-warrant spy judge: don't trust President, feds

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C42 Quantum Control Systems

"says that the spooks and the executive branch are getting out of hand."

That would be as a result of failed head leadership in both cases? And/or a missing piece of Software in all such cases? A Lode/Node of Ore/Awe.

UK Gov boots intelligent design back into 'religious' margins

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Bonfire of the Vanities

Methinks Mr Rocks is being decidedly disingenuous whenever he says ..."He wrote: "Creationism & Intelligent design are...being used disingenuously to portray science & the theory or evolution as being in crisis when they are not..." ...unless he is referring of course to evolutionary theorists and scientists painting the picture to protect their integrity/credibility/tenures/reputations.

They can be the most arrogant and closed-minded/one track minded of Pushy Bullying Opinion.

And whether 'tis Scientfic or Religious or Technological or Scientological or whatever, the red lines are only being drawn by the old systems of thought because to admit to the possibility of another would be tantamount to an admission that what was believed before was a fraud ..... which may very well be deliberately perpetrated as a Global Conspiracy which could warrant it being thought of as a Masterful/Criminal Exercise, depending upon your own subjective reasoning either in support and acknowledgment of such a Scam as being probable and necessary or you could waste your time in pursuing and highlighting the greed and injustice such a See has condoned/manufactured.

In either case, presently IT is not Fit for Universal Purpose ...which means that IT is missing a Global Opportunity.

Hacker breaks into Pentagon email system

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Pay peanuts......... Swing along a Branch.

"A black-hat (cracker) is a term in computing for someone who compromises the security of a system without permission from an authorized party, usually with the intent of accessing computers connected to the network." .... Presumably a White Knight Mad Hatter of a Cracker improves the security of a system then, without permission from an authorized party, usually with the intent of replacing the Network for accessing computers.

Bet you they don't get paid nearly enough for the SChannels they discover though, which would be a failing of the System which prompts and feeds the less than inscrutable to be devious and divisive....Malware in the System/Electronic Bad Blood/Food Poisoning.