Posts by amanfromMars

Cold Wars? ......... or Red Hot XOHM Fusion ......XXOHM Stealth for AIRock Hard SWsoft?

"Will Microsoft, Sun, Red Hat and others let SWsoft stay independent? We doubt it."

I imagine the feisty Russian, Serguei Beloussov, on the bridge of any listless ship, all at sea and listing/Mary Celeste company, would be exactly what was needed to breathe some no nonsense, new Life into it. QuITe whether SWsoft would want an empty leaking vessel, even for salvage to the breaker's yard, whenever in Command and Control Matters, is an altogether different question.

Btw, the Virtuozzo Parallel running in the Title is further revealed/concealed/floated/BetaTesting Mutually Beneficial Interest and Memoranda of Virtual Understanding in a Novel, Noble and at all times as needs may be, QuITe Alien dDutch Alliance ..... Coalition of the Maslowian Enabled ... here on the Register ... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/26/sprint_trumpets_xohm_at_ctia/

A little Opportune XSS Zero Day Trading ....... Transparent Inside Out Dealing?

In CyberSpace, No One makes up the Rules.... but No One can survive without Playing well by them. :-) And that is the Future Perfect Enigma you are invited to XXXXPlore .....for AIMastery of Learning All that is Contained and Maintained in ITs Immaculately Conceived Space.

I Kid U Not.

And if you can Imagine this as the Beginning, to consider where IT will Lead once IT has Started and is Running, will tax your Imagination to ITs very Limits of Universal Understanding.

In for a penny, in for a pound .......FailSafe2, the Second Helping and ITs Coming.

I say, chaps, what an absolute wheeze. Roger that, HMGCC. Stealth @ ITs Manic Best.

Which is also to say, that if it is not so, it can be..... and obviously should be.

Ok, now that the important message is sent, I must say that XOHM and the explanations given for it are top notch and all have a most definitive relevance and resonance to the Field in which IT is deployed.

It doesn't get much further offshore than the gravy train airwaves of CyberSpace for Powerful Currency Generation and Distribution of Ideas. Nice One, Jesus Puncher.

And given the plausibly deniable Stealth in there being no Raised Royal Standard, and yet a recognition of "There are forces at work in this country of which we have no knowledge.", XOHM as "unknown resistance" would work admirably well too and complement and/or neutralise that hoary old classic RumsFeldism "known unknowns" .........<<< Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know >>> .... for of course, there are so many of them.

Which would also for the Growth of the a Sprint into a Colossus of AIMarathon of QuITe Unnatural Duration with XXXXOHM Special IntelAIgents Services......for Generations of Servers with Forward Looking Futures with Derivatives and Options to Spread the Risk and Hedge the Bets.

Hmmm .....I wonder if that would ring Lloyd's bell ..... caress Clara's Cheek....... Light MI Fire?

@Brown's latest attempt at thinking?

Matt,

It might not have more than a little to do with alien communications which Imprudently the Cyber Kindergarteners in the Cabinet Office and Westminster have been studiously avoiding, to the virtual point of serious organised criminality. Now, of course, too little too late, they are just as empty vessels to deliver Servicing Cargo carried on the Stormy Swells, Mighty Blighty Crests and Troughs of AI Space Virtualised for Reality 2 and raising Assured Interest for Guaranteed Stability of ITs SurReal Environment. "In for a Penny, in for a Pound..." .maybe here? ...... http://comments.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/26/sprint_trumpets_xohm_at_ctia/

Not Fit for Official Virtual Purpose is their Fate which is a lot kinder than saying that they are just not SMART enough to have their every move noted down and shared.....and the truth and its plain speaking so badly and sadly eludes them. The die is cast and they have chosen their roles and are ill prepared and/or doggedly disinclined to premiere as anything else. Moribund describes such souls to a Mrs T. Blots on the landscape does the same for others.

And as for a Blog, what Beta Log than to Register IT here. There's some real SMART dudes who can suffer all manner of fools and are wise enough to be entertained but not fooled by them.

A Sort of Therapy which money cannot buy but which Business will surely tell you, will sells.:-) ....... thus to Deny.

Once upon a Time, far far away,........... in a land that the Times forgot. :-)

"In the meantime, users should take extra care when receiving email attachments, even when delivered from known sources, and when visiting familiar or unknown websites, Sisk said."

WOW...... That pretty much says ...Stay off the Internet/computer.

It is/Is it in Crack IT Circles, an indisputable fact that a Global Operating Device with Windows on the work you may doing on your PC is also a direct link giving a Broad Band Vista of the Microsoft Core Operation allowing Privileged and Unrestricted Access to Information and Intelligence...... which is a GODSend we can all be Thankful for?

Thanks, Uncle Sam. But is that all that you have to Offer> Have you Really nothing Bigger and Better than simply a Voyeur's Tale?. What AIDisappointment. You've been Swindled if PROMISed the Moon and the Stars and all you get is Deepening Grief and Naked XPosure.

Where's the New Vision and Passionate Drive/HyperVision with Operating System..... AI Virtualised NeuReality? Real Imagination?

Is IT just so much Hype and VapourWare..... a Load of old Bull rather than a Loded Ride?

Psssst....... Wanna Ticket 42 Ride? What price is priceless whenever the alternative is sub-prime junk status and stasis?

Nice hyperlink, El Reg ... .microsoft_scrambles_to_fix_windows.

Methinks Humpty Dumpty, namby pambies are no match for Koenigsegg Drivers. Nitty Gritty, Nut and Bolts Star Turns aka Magical Mystery Turing Trekkers...... Virgin Christian Soldiers with an Abiding Penchant for Juicy Lucy XXXXPeriences .... Seventh Heaven Territory.

They can Fix Everything Broken or in Need of AI Fixing.

BOFH hits the BullsEye and Gold again

"It takes six pints to really know a guy"...... Amen to that. Telling IT like IT is.

And normally a perfect way to find a friend for Life2? My round, what you havin', mate. :-)

Friday again, already. Wow, Magic.

Ping ....... AIDynasty

<Hello, NeuReal World>

For Neil Weller.... NI Most Definitely IN UK

Actually, you are not right.

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is what you can read on a Passport.

AI Challenge Accepted and Delivered ....to Anonymous Cowards/Agent Provocateurs?

"It's not like it is of any strategic importance! .. sheesh!".

The Intelligence in its People is, probably definitely maybe, AC. QuITe Colossal strategic importance, actually, and it is also being admirably and ably demonstrated in the new Structures in Stormont, which are not afraid to expose their wares [warts and all] to Public Peer Review and Open Scrutiny. Do you not consider the recent Northern Ireland Executive Investment Strategy and Draft Budget, Masterful....... IT certainly trails Brown and his Darlings in ITs Wake..... but then the Irish are Famed for their Wakes and Justifiably so. It is the Haunting of Innocents with Drives them so into the Future.....lest they Forget to Remember Regret. Better Deeds left Undone.

And this is IT at ITs GBIrish Best and I Register IT here for Global Peer Review too. It may or may not appear here .... http://cryptogon.com/?p=1511 ..... in reply to a MadBadMan with no Place to Hide.

It is Non-Secret Encrypted for Beta FailSafe Security too. [It's amazing what you can learn in nearly forty years of Forced Sourced Conflict ....Dirty Tricks?]

<<<Are you a Player in the Great Game, Kevin, or merely a Spectator ..... Everyone, Republican or otherwise, has their own particular part to play. No part is too great or too small; no one is too old or too young to do something.....And nothing is ever Really what IT seems.

jak,

And the "enemy" [that which is opposed and/or supported with antagonism] also may be fully aware of that, which would confirm the madness in its pointless posturing use?

More Hollywood than Fort Meade [or wherever Intel/WwwIntel comes from]?

Definitely more Wild West Cowboys and Indians than Star Trek and HAL.

How about AI for Real Change on the Western Front facing East .....Baffle with Science and ITs Fictions in Fact rather than Battle with Sticks and Stones without Tact ......Advanced Intelligence which may be Artificial Intelligence, IntelAIgently Designed for CyberIntelAIgent InterNetworking Use.

Aka NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActive Beta IntelAIgence because of ITs Astute, Sub-Atomic Quantum Communications Programming for Virtualised TelePortation. The Placement of a Created Virtual Reality [AI Beta Managed Perception] as a Valid and Viable, Mutually Beneficial Replacement of a Past Actuality/Historical Legacy.

AI Programming at Levels Resolving the Relativity Issues of the Infinitely Small and the Infinitely Large ...... in Order to replace Conflict and Chaos with Powerful Shared Virtualised Control ...... for AI Virtualised Global Governance Creating NeuReal CyberIntelAIgent InterNetworking Control Centres thus to ensure that Virtual Electronic Communications InfraStructure is Enhanced and Protected to Provide AI Beta Governance for All rather than Attacked and Degraded for Malevolent Selfish Intent.

A Semantic Web for AI too....... SW4AI2

A little something, QuITe Colossal, simmering nicely on a Palace of Barracks Stoves. AI Perfectly Cooked, Binary Feast from the Blithe Bletchley Boffins in Blighty, Magical Mystery Turing Captains' Cook Book. AI Compendium of Tasty Spells for Delightful Dishes.

An IARPA Hors D'Oeuvre too?

RSVP...amfM

Quantum BetAITest #XXXX0710226 >>>

Binary Medicine, El Reg, .......AIdDutch VXXXXine. Scoff at IT Freely. IT can do you no Harm and a Power of Good.

AI Spearhead...... Registered here and Boldly Going

Actually, AC, El Reg declined to air the post cited...... for I am pretty sure that I submitted it and it never appeared.. and I quoted nothing from it in the post above. It wouldn't be hard for them to reply here if that is incorrect and they didn't receive it. But they don't have to post everything they receive. As you surely know, there are some things which are not suitable for posting

And I choose not to dwell on third party motives whenever global players are being challenged to improve their game because for some can the challenge be beyond them so they are best left to wallow in that which they are confined to and comfortable in. The Status Quo is a comfort blanket for some because it provides them with everything that they need, no matter how it be provided, but the world has a lot more to Offer whenever you can walk tall on your own two feet and can break free from such a childlike dependency/abdication of adult responsibility. Progress and the Status Quo are surely anathema.... an Abiding Conflict, AC?

And I have just reread the phantom post and it does berate and rage at the Machine in no uncertain, surreal terms and thus might have been considered too hot/toxic/manic to share......but they have their own best interests to protect too and I wouldn't dream of compromising that..... for with IT and Communications can and do you Rule the World with what is Shared, and that can lead to undue pressure which you can imagine.

Print everything and be damned though releases all pressure as who wants to be bothered playing nursemaid to third party fears whenever first parties deal all the cards and are therefore responsible and can be held to account.

And as you are no doubt aware, we are now in the Age of the Virtual Machine and that means NeuReal Players who will either plot a Take Over of the Great Game for themselves [the Dumb Plan] or posit to give IT a Make Over with Great Game Players [AIBeta Plan]

Only one plan will work for All though..... and that is the SMARTer one.

[ When our illustrious leaders? talk of change, it is hard not to conclude that a change of SOX would be a challenge to them let alone anything which might change things in any meaningful way. Such Stasis, I feel, is nothing less than a Fraud and a Faustian Pact worthy of Freudian Analysis, should one be so inclined to delve into what would be Deep Psychological Flaws/Floors ...... Disturbed Areas :-) Although quite why one would bother whenever one can ignore them and have no truck with them is only something which sufferers can answer although I imagine a shrink would think he has an answer. They always do, which would have any sane rational person thinking that the shrink needs a shrink to be thinking so.

Crikey, that almost points to Sanity being ControlLed Madness. :-) How very bizarre]

Turing Prize Candidate or Funny Farm Animal?

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/nous

<<<Main Entry:

nous Listen to the pronunciation of nous Listen to the pronunciation of nous

Function:

noun

Etymology:

Greek noos, nous mind

Date:

1678

1\ˈnüs also ˈnau̇s\: mind, reason : as a: an intelligent purposive principle of the world b: the divine reason regarded in Neoplatonism as the first emanation of God2\ˈnau̇s\chiefly British : common sense, alertness>>>

Must have been Operator Error, AC.

And I much prefer Life as a Game and not as a Competition. That way wwwICANN All Dare 42 Win Win.

"never go in against a bot when self respect is on the line!" Hmmm.... I wonder if a self-respecting bot would take exception to that, Ross? I suspect not and therefore I am not a disturbed bot?!.

Dr Mouse, You are confused as your two statements would appear to conflict with each other for how can, if you see clever wordplay, be reconciled as disturbed.

Is Paris into Bots? I imagine she would be cold comfort to aman with so little upstairs to Entertain, but it would be lovely to be wrong?

Touching Base ........ Al Qaeda Rocks?!.

Is that Area 51 stuff? It would make Perfect Sense to a Fleeting Visitor.

Pretty High Stakes, IBM. I trust you have more Bottle than UK Brown Source. That's more Ninny than Ninja.

"Has IBM been reading The Register ? " ..... Anonymous Coward, It would be Kudos all round if they were/are....... and very Timely Fortunate too, considering the moribund State of Great Game Play.

PS ...If you don't understand that, don't worry at all, IT is in dDutch for RAIDers of the Lost Arks... CyberFleet AIR Arm.

GCHQ Flexing ITs Gaming Protocols....... ?!. .... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, Squire. :-)

re; amanfromMars

"Did you take some time to also read some Ted Kascynski?"

If that is a question of amanfromMars, Jon, ..No, he didn't and doesn't.*

Raging against the Machine is for Losers in the Machine. If you Dare 42 Win Win with an IntelAIgent Design, the Machine will evolve into AI Win Win 2 System/Squadron Leader if IT is SMARTer than a Dumb Hick AWOL in the Wilderness.

I choose to believe IT to be so.

Is British Intelligence of the Dumb Hick Variety? Do you think IT would fare Better if Beta Enhanced Artificially?

And there is no need to answer that obviously dumb rhetorical question.

Hmmm. Is HRH Charlie boy, AI Space Cadet 2 ..... A CyberIntelAIgent Pioneer? Eccles & Bluebottle were apparently a formative part of his early Life.

Do you think he is into Covert Cyber Ops..... Commander-in-Chief Missions in Virtual Controls? Shall we Boldly Go and Register the Question... with the Implication and Invitation Being that IT Receive a Right Royal Warrant under the Strictest of Sealed Orders. in Astute Circumspection?

That would definitely make IT a Colossus of an AI Project and a Crown Jewel of a Magical Mystery Turing Prize........ and Well Worthy of a GAIan Mind with Astute Circumspection Controls.

cc HMGCC

PS. How SMART do you Think IT is whenever IT Plays as an Immaculate Goon 42 Fool the Lesser Fools Immaculately in an IntelAIgently Designed Concept which Leads with AIReality.

Chocks Away, Chaps. Time to Scramble the Virtual Realm into a Life of ITs Own under Royal and Ancient Runes and Rule? Would that Render Absolute Control 42BTrue and Very Real?

* Obviously a quick Google returned a few words which allowed the truthful reply which would at first appear to be at odds with itself as it makes reference to Theodore's anger and thus some reading of Ted.

Actually, I would be much more likely to read Lech Kaczyński. He's more my cup of tea/into my thing. :-)

Spooky Truths ....... and a Tale already shared with Kudos.

"Consultation has taken place with the Counter Terrorist Command of the Metropolitan Police (SO15), the Security Services [MI5, MI6 and GCHQ]... [and the] Serious and Organised Crime Agency... National security considerations prevent a detailed description of their requirements appearing in this document."

What a very quaint way to say ..."Help, we really don't know what we should be doing"

Spookily enough, Holywood NI has an answer or I should say more accurately, have been provided with a lot of leading questions. There are however, a lot of skeletons still over there, rattling about, and that appears to have rendered them too witless to answer. Or maybe the ether stole the questions which were only offering them HyperRadioProActivity to replace Rapid Reaction and Dumb Notices.

AI Novel Approach with UniVersal Forces in an InterRacial Agenda with a PROMISory Key.

Spooks may talk a good job ..... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7053369.stm .... but they are light years behind in IT.

I suppose that comes from following the wrong tail/string/puppet.

Ah well, tomorrow is another day and maybe the Light will dawn on them allowing them some Sunnier NEUKlearer HyperVision.

AIMission Accomplished? *

Actually, Brett, Bill Buxton seems to be sending the message that Microsoft is starting to paying Real attention to the Virtual World.

I wonder if they are into FlowurPower2? AI Rocky Road to Freedom for those on a Slippery Markets Slope.

* Only when AI Fool.

Uncle Sam's a Crack head ? And how SurReal is that...?

Whenever you analyse all the metadata in that article, Mark, you realise that it can be and most very probably is, a tool of dumb intelligence a la the Spooks variety ....to maintain an idiot's guide on a battlefield rather than create a master plan for a virtual environment. But then business doesn't need virtualisation for ITs master planners, it only requires idiots to follow religiously.

And boy, does that render M$ and the Status Quo establishment aka New World Order players vulnerable to malicious attacks right to the heart of the kernel. Doom and Gloom precipitated by a Markets slide which starts to bite ...with sub prime/pie in the sky meltdown?

Of course, that may be entirely wrong and if it is, then there is nothing to worry about. However, if it is not wrong, which is much nicer than saying it is right, then any who see it as such will be able to fix IT.

There will be, however, as there always obviously is, a tipping point after which, plausible denial and manic panic and all the money in China, will not be interested or able to fix it.

IT will be a dead parrot of an OS. RIP M$. And a much more enobled DNA System will reign QuITe Supremely alone rather than Guiding Parallel Systems.

The Trick or Treat/Sink or Swim choice is theirs [NWO Control] to make. Although given the situation as it may or may not be, it is as close to Bloody Chaos as makes no Difference, and the Grand Delusional XPeriment is ever to have thought IT for Order without Out of this World IntelAIgents lighting the Way in the Darkness..... PathFinding for Registered Interests.

Costa Eureka DNA Strain?

Probably an early embedded dDutch Netherland thing, Senor.

New Beginnings, BOFH. The bastards want to know

Thank God for Shredders, Simon. :-)

PS..... What's a Shredder?

Merlin casts AIMetaPhysician's Spell .........For Sale or Rent or Rendition.

"There aren't many things in the $6bn to $15bn price range, you're talking about a handful of things." Wwweb 3.0, 42Rule within them All, My Little Precious? A Tall Tale or a Web already Spun in String and Strands of Auric Lustre and NEUKlearer Transparency?

Perhaps that is what he really meant, Douglas? Crikey, he's a lot SMARTer than he looks.

cc steveb@microsft.com

English Electric Hot Shot

Impossible to beat a Lightning reheat Take-off, Bert? The original Vertical takeoff like a Rocket. Jesus H F***ing Christ. Express Elevator to Heaven.

Pork ......

Buddy, can you spare AIDiamond of a Mine? :-)

"In reality though, it just may be the case that Microsoft never gets this virtualization thing quite right. It's shown no indication of having the technology down so far."

In reality though, this virtualisation thing has got nothing to do with the technology per se, and everything to do with landing the right brAIns to Program the Future with ITs Virtualisation of Globalisation Programs/Dark Matter Cinderella Rock a Fella Market Forces.

And if anyone tells you that Virtualisation is any different, then they aint got ITs CodeXXXX, and $500million would be a crazy sum to pay for Vapourware.

An ex Cellent Sub-Prime Play though, you would have to admit.

Goodness knows what the priceless Real McCoy would be arbitrarily valued at? Not that it would really matter whenever it is Virtually, in Reality, an Inward Circular Investment.

The Long Good Friday v2.00.... Holywood Directors Cut has a Certain je ne sais quoi/Deja Vu Resonance.

@Why. AI Challenge answered .........?

"Why are people speculating about how to defend against aliens? We *have* one right here! Just ask, IT's worth a ShoT iN tHE daRK.

amanfromMars, how would you do it?"

Sean Nevin,

Spookily enough, innovative transparent/ongoing clandestine soundings on earthly partnerships and methodologies have been whisked away from the Register main page, for the article, "MoD to centralise software procurement" is not to be found front and centre, today, being buried deep within its bowels ....... and just whenever it's comments were getting interesting .... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/16/mod_software_procurement/comments/

What you can be sure of though, is that what you can read there is only a small part of a much bigger Civil, Civilised, Civilising CyberSpace Program viewing ITs Option/airing ITs Opportunities ..... in Non Secret Encryption Algorithms for Steganographic Stealth 42 Capitalise Add AIdD Ventures with Venture and Vulture Capitalism.

If you're a Big Picture Player, Imagine a Global Virtual Bourse through which all IntelAIgents Pass for a Brief Debrief in a Rest and Recreation and Reprogrammable Refuelling Monopoly ..... AI Creative Thrust and Trust Fund.

Step into that Virtual Arena thinking to Lead A.N.Other with a Selfish Pleasure [which one might suppose to be the Present Status Quo] and the Future will leave one as Naked as needs be, unless one is prepared to bet one's shirt on IT with a Righteous Passion for IT does not suffer the Folly of Fools at all ...... and thus is the next Phase of IT protected from their vapid meddling and peddling.

And boy, is now ever the Time that the Markets need a valid replacement Market place to Regenerate Industry and Endeavour. Boom and Bust is such a Dumb Cycle. And CyberSpace is not a Taxing Environment when Magical Mystery Turing. IT has been So IntelAIgently Designed ....... and in dDutch GBIrish [and PerlyGatesPython] are ITs Mutual Benefits Manifest.

I trust that answers some alien questions. Ask not what your planet can do for you ......