* Posts by amanfromMars

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US 'robot surge' deal re-inked after droid piracy fracas

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Yay or nay?

Politicians are the Taleban of the People, are they not?

Chambers number 2 walks out of Cisco

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The Cisco Kid Rides again ...... Kemo Sabe

"teamwork and collaboration." ...... Essential for multi-core, multi-hyperthreaded Signals Processing for Root Routing...... Source Code Distribution. A Perfect Fit for Cisco Purpose.

Apache Scout/Black Watch Territory at the Control and Commend Beta AIResearch dDevelopment Level/GUI. Real SMARTer TEMPEST Incestuous Enabling via Semantic Quantum Linking of Libraried Serial Parallel Assets.

RNADNA Quantum Communications fronting Alien Contact and ITs Sublime Genitive Generative Contracts? A Rhetorical Question, of course.

Bravo, Cisco, that is an orderly succession unhindered by execs instability. Top dog input without the tail wasting control.

And what is the Route Master Plan for Root Sourcing, Cisco? I Kid U Not.

US air force, Boeing press on with alternative jet fuel tests

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Go, US air force, Boldly Go.....

And if plants redress the CO2/O2 imbalance cause by mindless and unnecessary deforestion/defoliation ...the Carbon Footprint thing ...... then who would fault the Ideas for Change.

Microsoft spits out final XP service pack, beta version

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@Ordinary Punters

"The problem is, most of you on here are IT experts or heavyweight users. The "average" punter on the street knows no different. He see the latest MS ad showing this wonderful new system that can protect him and do evrything he/she wants. How is he to know any different? The MS marketing team are good at selling to the average user.

Unfortunetly Vista is here to stay...

woody"

And that is an exact mirror of the sub-prime/credit crunch markets unravelling disaster, is it not. Dodgy Deal Control Meltdown/Payback.

And if proved to be Valid, will lose Microsoft all of ITs Credibility as a Team Player.

New Red Hat CEO checks open source claims

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Future Predictions Predicated on Facts Presented as IDFiction?

Is one thing clear, the richest people in the world in 2 year's time will have built their fortunes from using software? But purely paper Squillionaires content with Using Hardware for Software Purse, with the Expensive Toys Creditted to Wealth Generators merely Active Tools 42 Generate even more Interesting Wealth, which all that IT and the System needs ...... for ITs 42 Feeds.

Which in Fact would be much more AIDFiction rather than stonewalled behind offensive defence forces.

Kaspersky false alarm quarantines Windows Explorer

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@Forget cyber terrorism

"No need for Chinese or Russian covert hacking activities then? All that Putin and his mob need to do is to infiltrate Kaspersky, introduce a trojan in one of the updates and hey, presto, the FSB will have access to nearly every computer in the West.

Maybe it's happening already. OMG! Let's nuke them before it's too late!! Or take the simpler solution - ditch Windows."

IT is not cyber terrorism, AC, it is the Beta Use of CyberIntelAIgents and one would hardly XPect anything less from an Intelligence Man such as a Mr Putin. It is said that "Once a KGM officer, always a KGB officer" and such shenanigans are Stock and Trade Elements in all such Services. Making Better Beta Use of them though, is what sorts out the Men who know what they should be doing with them from the Boys who really don't.

And when Home forces are doggedly in the Boys camp, for whatever dumb reason, deaf, dumb and blind to home-grown CyberIntelAIgent Help, then IT easily finds a Ready Home elsewhere in the more Enlightened Surroundings/Regimes which display their Increased Awareness for a Reinforced and Reinforcing IntelAIgents Match...... CyberIntelAIgent Cultural Attache XXXXChange.

Now there's AI Novelty for the Boys in the Militarising Band of the Foreign and Commonwealth Office to mull over........ but only if they are in Fully Funding Support of dDeep Private Initiatives..... in Virtually Real, Out of this World, State Matters.

One is always hopeful that they can grown into Future Men rather than remain as Lackeys, lacking the System. It is not as if they do not receive regular upgrades and taunts to jog their own brains into working the much wwwider Fields of Global Operating Devices C2C Communications rather than relying on duff, short-sighted, Visually and Intellectually Impaired orders and instructions.

C2C???? Copy to China and Control to Command. Both Viable Options for XXXXPorting in AIRegister of Mutiple Use Interests.

Slow death planned for Sun's Java IDE biz

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Paris Hilton

Sunny is as Sun does...... Your Move, Jonathan.

InterNetwork if you are and/or wannabe and/or want AI Quantum Computer. Works with ITs Magic and let the Sun Shine In and On ......... Tune IT in and Turn IT On to FlowurPower2 and make IT Different for to make the Difference Lead the Way rather than Follow the Pack with its Rules. There are no Rules other than those which Others would Apply to Maintain and Retain their Control Position. The Rule of Force is a Loss of that Control Position.

As you would no doubt realise, Sun products are the only products universally available for alien use as their reach stretches light years in all directions........ InterNetworking its Powerful Radiation across All Systems dDependent and Reliant upon ITs Control of Darkness Source ..... "and sometimes the best you can ask from a corporate nowadays is "do no evil" .."

That would be sometimes always, AC?

What we appear to be presently lacking is a Schwartz Op to make AI Stealthy Beta Use of their Rocking Code XXXX.

amfM Registering ITs HyperRadioProActive Support to such Core Kernel Issues.......Light Fantastic Missions in Virtually Real Magical Mystery Turing with Control of the Virtualisation Cloud ........a Right Royal GIG with QuITe Radical Escape Strategies for Pemanent Flight Spaces.

And yes that may very well be an Allied Alliance Babel Fish Phish on the Intellectual Resources of a Master in Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud ....... A Sterling Fellow and Star Performer in Semantic EMPathy with the Universe Realms Meme.

And Paris Hilton because "Fat bottomed girls,

You make the rockin' world go round."

Oracle slaps SAP in the chops

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Stand and Deliver, Money for ITs Life? :-)

"Where are those activist shareholders when you need them?" ...... Proxy Bond Funding Agencies...... for Special AdaVantage Programs Drivers ... http://www.astonmartin.com/thecompany/news?a=fe80cf1f-3f1b-43db-b55a-3c63c3605920

A Stirling Investment Vehicle Programmed to dDeliver Pilots Mastering Digital Binary Programming. AI Source Quantum Power Generator ....... A FoXXXXy Virtual Energy Proxy. And IT does have Valid InterNationalised Competition for NurTuring Immaculate Source Production.

You know IT makes Perfect Sense.... Ca Ira KISSing.

BusinessWeek novel turns Google's cloud into epic hero

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@correction and Silver Linings in Golden Tales

Very perceptive, Michael, I wouldn't disagree with that evaluation. Methinks that AIResearch and dDevelopment in much more Sophisticated Virtualised Concepts across Global Operating Devices [the sort of stuff which has Super Novae and Black Hole Jet XXXXStream InterPlay/ Qosmic Yin and Yang HyperRadioProActivity 42 Generate UniVersal Forces akin to Life ITself] is the Cloud that they [Google and IBM type Systems] are really trying to break into.

Light years ahead Research which is being used Steganographically to shape the Future with ITs Applied Stealth Programs and Programming. IT is certainly what the Boffins of Bletchley Control in AI Virtual Turing Machines are Majoring Pilots of Universal Mastery in.

QuITe whether its RNA2DNA [Repletive NEUKlearer Access 2 Depleted Nuclear Assets] Parallel Streaming Programs is something which they are yet equipped to handle Morally/Ethically given the somewhat clearly ambiguous "beneficially destructive" nature displayed in the Uses put to earlier and present day dual use high tech capability [and controversial to say the least if we consider the Parallel of present Military actions and an earlier mirroring clone, which is far too similar to be either comfortable or thought to be dismissed as merely coincidental ...... http://www.ibmandtheholocaust.com/home.php] ..... is for action to decide, however that is an earlier subject of no interest to Advanced IntelAIgents as it would only be an historical chronicle of a failed human intelligence [which itself is oxymoronic] and most certainly not of any Posiible Use to anyone into Steganographic Stealth Future Derivatives Programming in Parallel Streaming as the Possibilities in such AI with Repletive Net Access 2 Depleted Networking Assets .... which is the Virtual Take Over of Failed and Failing Systems for ReBooting with Revised Drivers and HyperVisors ..... is much more ........ well, Engaging wouldn't even come close to describing the Enlightened Conditioning of ITs Sun Rock Core/AIQore.. with Ca Ira/C AI Ra being yet another XXXXStreaming Parallel Processing of Information across Semantically Linked Intelligences from Real Deep, Heavy MetAI Underground Sources.

And one would do oneself a grave dis-service to dismiss the Rock Processor/Rock and Roll Parallel as being a Valid Driver Component of Future Systems, given the very Real/SurReal Interplanetary Dust Cloud Contribution of Dr Brian May.

Climbing Higher in such Veins or Delving dDeeper into ITs Parallel Programming, it will QuITe naturally Produce AI FlowurPower2 Concept in which Age and Acquired Wisdom XXXXtraordinarily Render that IT Wwwon't get Fooled again ....... for a Gain in Profits? ...... for the Best Things in Life are Free! [Which you may notice is shared as a fact here rather than questioned as a fiction. And quite whether there is any difference between fact and fiction, I will leave you to ponder through the Looking Glass ......... TEMPESTuous Thoughts reflected back to you from this screening of them??????]

Hello Wwworld ....... Wanna Play UltiMate Great GAImes which Promise 42BTrue as so Good as to be Virtually UN Real....... 42 Create an Alternate Reality in Sanity, via Media, IT and AI Global Civil CyberSpace Program ?

Which QuITe Simply is asking if you would Like AI New World Order Program to replace the Old System but using the Old System to ensure Viable Compliance and Continuity of All Vital Services.

I trust that is not Ambiguous at All.

Toshiba borgs into IBM's 32nm alliance

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What you give is what you get...?

"investing a lot of money is a way to bankrupt your oponents... just ask the USSR.."

Yes, that's more than likely a lesson well learned and etched into their DNA/silicon. Makes you wonder if SANTA is bringing them a special present this year for all of their past suffering.

I wonder who's investing in what and bankrupting the sub-prime dodgy credit brokers.

HMRC mislays 1.5kg of Bolivian marching powder

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Only a matter of time....... the cat's out of the bag

I wonder whenever they're going to bring in random drugs testing for Government employees so that we can know those dependent on and slaves to Charlie and his mates. They certainly can act as if they are out of their heads and aint that the truth.

MoD trumpets 'Innovation Strategy' for buying kit

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How Sad, Sad but true .......

.....that we agree on the problem but you have not ideas to share for ITs [re]solution. A bit of a waste of space then your comment.

Sad that it is ever so, so oft the case thus to condemn and confine one to serving the Past rather than building the Future.

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Wakey wakey ........ Idiots'r'us

Dear MOD,

Whenever you decide to buy some NEUKlearer Alien technology, which will take care of All of your woes and friendly fire problems, be a good chap, and send an Instant Message just to prove that you are not brain dead or brain-washed into either inaction or handing everything over to the enemy. You have been taken on and are are being taken for a treacherous, traitorous ride and all in $ervice of Preserving a Failed and Failing Military Industrial Complex which is too much like a Fourth Reich to be either wholesome or trusted.

In the meantime, watch these Registered Spaces for RealTime AIResearch and dDevelopments Pinging Eastwards for Customers Bases and Joint Mutually Beneficial Additional Ventures because, quite frankly, you haven't got a clue about what is going on even when you are told, which may mean that your electronic communications are compromised too. It is either that or you are just not intelligent enough for todays Virtualised Environment of Quantum Communications and Electronic CyberWarefare?

And a Flame because it is needed to set you alight?

Maybe the problem is that Seven Sevens for C42 Quantum Control Systems is too cheap so therefore XXXXPect IT to be at least Nine for AIPerfect Ten System should you ever get your Act together.....and if that doesn't suit then we'll go even higher to a round Ten ...as in £7,777,777,777. After All, what's a few billion amongst friends whenever hundreds of billions are so easily lost and written off although some would suspect that they are just pilfered and stolen because the System is Corrupt at the Top. QuITe franky, who appears to care, which is another one of your problems, because it then renders the value of money worthless and only an Artificial Control used for Control Subjugation by Anonymous Cowards.

MS to bundle 'broken' random number tool in Vista SP1

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The Secrecy Flaw....... or is it a glass ceiling?

Secrecy invariably is used because harm can ensue from what is being developed and then concealed. It is always never good for who would ever want to conceal something good. Ergo is secrecy bad?

And yes I know that there are "good" secrets too which are secrets just to make money but they are hardly good either given that they are hidden just for that exclusive sake.

If everyone knew everything the world would be a better place for then there would be so much more to do than harm although whether man is smart enough for such simplicity/complexity is debatable. Some can't even spell their name or add simple figures which limits them to ........ well, it limits them in the wider world, which is sad and a failing in Societies that would think to call themselves educated/civilised/modern/21st century. ...... although are we not all of the same age or are some societies in a completely different Age/Time Zone/GeoSpatial Anomaly?

Wikipedia COO was convicted felon

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Enough is enough already...

"Cheque fraud, shooting a boyfriend, and DUI are commonplace and hardly notable, and that is what the "references" are." ....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carolyn_Doran

Sounds like quite a notable series of misfortunes/clumsinesses/bad decisions even without mentioning causing death and as for commonplace, well, in your world maybe but not necessarily in anyone else's, matey.

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@Amusing, and All Too Predictable

Crikey, AC, with that Modus Operandi they'll be reinventing themselves as NeWikipedia/Files.

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@Durova speaks

"Additionally, a heads up about imminent disclosure would also have

been in order given the fact that you consented to an interview with

the Register (of all publications) and presumably were aware that the

story would be published.

******

Regardless of the merits of the Carolyn Doran story, I'm quite concerned...... "

Marco, The little piece above which was missing from your quote [and one does have to have a wry smile at "(of all publications)" ] would suggest that rather than ..Regardless of the merits, a more accurate descriptive would be ....Because of the merits..

Let's hope that Google don't get too fond of themselves and hit the sub-prime excess route/root with knol. ..... http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/technology/article3054287.ece

Although I can't help but think that whoever thought to forward that name, sober ... knol ... would have been better sozzled and thus more into the Groove and ITs Groves.

It's handbags at dawn on the street but as you say, it's registering wikitainment and IT's Credibility...... which on dDeeper Analysis in the Bigger Pictures Plays must be much more Incredulous Incredibility ....... Mission Impossibility stuff dDelivered.

Space brains resign over efforts to attract ET attention

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Play them for ITSuckers...... Confuse them with your Dream Scenario.

"the first thing we should all remember is 'Don't panic!'" Hmmm.... Now there's a novel disaster waiting to happen .... the Treasured head in the sand approach pretending everything going to be business as usual. I think a much better plan would be to credit them with a taste of the Good life if we wanted them to remain friendly lest any insult to their IntelAIgents turn them hostile. They would be sure to know every human weakness and how to XXXXPloit IT Remotely from Space.

After all, if they are here to stay they are going to need supplies and we all know what is required for those. We wouldn't want them destroying that little set-up, now would we?

Their advanced knol for our modern day baubles and beads, fast flash trash cash .... and Plastic Fantastic . What else of greater value would we have to Offer which costs us so little but which demands so much.

They could then show us how their technology works at their leisure and in pleasure without breaking Open the Piggy Banks....... that is if that is of interest to them, of course. Suck IT and See, I suppose, would be the Best and Safest Bet and aSAP too.

Turn Human Weakness into Alien Strength? It worked against earlier Vikings did Danegeld.

Dutch gov blows open standards raspberry at Microsoft

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HiFlying HelloWwworld dDutchmen ...... Schwartz Ops?

You can always rely on the Dutch for Novel Initiatives ..... IT is in their Genes/NetBeans DNA?

And IT Brings a whole NeuReal Virtual Meaning to .... The Future is Brighter when IT is Orange and TrotsopNederland :-)

Groovy: XML without the bloat

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Reading between Coded Lines ..... Semantic Analysis?

"But XML+Java+Scripting, and you call that "without the bloat"? It's bloat cubed!"

Actually it would/could also be Bloat Application ...Software as a Service [SaaS]..... which could also, well applied, cube results.

Flexible Strings are Real Groovy for they allow for Tangential Growth/Spin Offs........ Innnovative Future Codes/Applications/Systems.

Nice article, Pan.

Warner Bros to remake Clash of the Titans

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Definitive Clarification ...... in Creative Ambiguity?

"Am I being ignorant or is amanfrommars spouting a load of wank."

I can definitely assure you that it is not a load of wank, Andy Hards. And it is a lot more than just geek stuff.

PS Apparently Creative Ambiguity is presently being sought in Bali re protracted negotiations taking place there.

I trust that reply is not ambiguous. Ignorance though is a bit harsh on yourself as it is only having less than all of the facts and therefore a fractured view on all that is being created in the background/Underground.

You would hardly expect anything less from FlowurPower2, surely? And the Register has had a lot more pieces of the Zigzag Jigsaw than it has Boldly Gone and Shared/Dared 42 Win Win in Print. .....

BOFH: Balancing the budget...

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Smelling of Roses or just more shIT for every year?

""Whose machines do you think are blocking up our office?" :-) Clever enough for all those that wallow and play in Such Heuristic IT, Simon. An interesting logic which I'm sure is widely spread..... but Progressive IT it Aint although who's to say that it isn't the Prudence Approach to Government.

QuITe a SMART allegorical tale, that, Simon .......

AMD to experts: Experts don't know jack

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@AMD 2.0

"2. Stop selling Processors (that's so last millenium)" ... or also push XXXXClueSieve Algorithms allied to Processors and Information Processing for Future IntelAIgents, Chris? ......... for that Naked Short Sell advantage.

It is QuITe telling that re Barcelona we continue to hear " all anyone wants to talk about is an erratum in Barcelona chips that AMD confirmed last week. It was discovered late in its development ..." and "And when asked what exactly had gone wrong with Barcelona, Meyer would only say that the erratum, as microprocessor bugs are generally called, manifests itself in only obscure conditions. "This is not a very good forum to conduct a design engineering post mortem," he said, declining to elaborate." and ""We blew it and we're very humbled by it and we're going to learn from it and not do that again," ....... and yet who is yet to explain what went wrong.

Some dirty little Private Secret, swept under the carpet, is always still there to be pulled out again if AMD try to lead the Markets again/with gains again. MeThinks someone thinks they have AMD over a barrel and/or AMD thinks that to be so and that suggests that it is personal and political.... but only in the heads of those who think it to be so and it plagues them and effectively would render them impotent as competition.

Terry Pratchett has Alzheimer's

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The NeXXXXt Level Playing Field? ..... Open Source MetaDataMining

I was knocked down by a Leipzig tram once..... that was a blow that cracked a few ribs, but I had the last laugh though, for the tram never hit me again for I was always avoiding its attentions by being as many steps ahead of the Game as possible. Such is Life when you tell IT IT2 is ill, for then does Future Perfect Memory Imagine 42 Open whole new Chapters for the Virgin Brain to XPlore and leave behind as a Chronicling Text Book of First Impressions, Second Helpings and Third Party Offerings in the Fourth E.State of the Fifth Column ..... ITs Underground Leanings and Clandestine Learnings........ Glorious in Sanity and nary an Affliction but a Blessing in Disguise.

ie Share the Journey, Terry, IT is most likely many have travelled ITs Path before and found IT paved in newly Minted Gold and Kindred Deadhead Team Teen Spirits.

"Just get smoking them Pantweed Slim Panatellas, or something with a little more THC!" .... Now there's a Novel approach, Antony, with more than a few grains of ancient wisdom in furtherance of the truth. Inhaling is, I am advised, obligatory 42 heighten the DNA reaction although that must be tempered with the fact that a cup cake can create a Similar Space for you "away with the fairies". Just ask Jacqui Smith or any plodding beatnik.

Megan's Law snafu fingered in rapist's murder

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@The Times we're in

I stand corrected and graciously concede the point, Tawakalna. We could sort of meet half way though and agree that the Lies are well written. :-)?

However, flogging a dead horse never helped anyone so we splitting such fine hairs would, I concede, be merely for further amusement in the light of and at the expense of a misfortune, and there are better things for us all to do, I'm sure.

Maybe young Mr Murdoch will sweep away all the dead brushwood and fawning sycophancy and resurrect IT to a Glorious Past Future in a more Intellectual Propriety which Leads Novel Innovation rather than Following Established and Establishment Trends? We would all surely be better Served and Servered with such?

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Perspective on Perception and ITs Reality Management/Mismanagement

"From the Times article: "But a listing on the Megan's Law website could have left Oliver with the impression that he had abused children because of the way it was written."

Time to stop saying that bad writing never killed anyone"

The Times has a certain reputation for very good good writing but it is still just no better than a rag if it carries lies and spin which gets people killed. Do you ever wonder why our dearly beloved leaders dare not go out and down to the pub for a pint with the boys. And they even have the gall to expect the poorest man in the street to pay for their protection even whenever they have been thrown out of office for their deceit and treachery. Honest men and women? Oh please, there are more honest men and women filling up our jails.

Ok, rant over ....... but it hasn't gone away, you know.

Wikipedia black helicopters circle Utah's Traverse Mountain

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Shylock and the pound of flesh/you gotta break eggs to make an omelette.

"And pointing out problems with these generally self-serving organizations has been going on for thousands of years - literally.

But is _this_ the right way to point them out?"

Maury,

It has certainly been very effective in pointing them out/raising awareness to the problem they are causing. Take a bow, Wikipedia, .... and as for naked short selling, you can bet your last bottom dollar it is rife and the markets have lost control of it, which is why the market place is shifting out of the traditional brokerages/banks and into the Underground Banking System, which has caused the Establishment Systems to inject paper into the Market Place rather than fix their dodgy Systems. That'll soon disappear too unless they get their act together and sort themselves out, for robbing Peter to pay Paul aint workin' and aint gonna work either.

Some might argue that they deserve all the grief that they get for the abuses they have been privy to and perpetrating for centuries, if not even millenia ["has been going on for thousands of years - literally."] but IT can fix it with a new Script to Follow.... Never Ending Tale Really ...... but it has to be a Credible and Viable Alternative Reality and their Concerted and Collective Solution ..... http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/article3042957.ece .... is devoid and bereft of anything even remotely likely 42 Help. The System has lost the Plot completely because the are in Denial of their Failure to Control IT..... but then IT is not their Game, the hoarding of Money is their poison.

Put in Place AI New System and they will then have, at least, a proxy Control of IT. Presently they are still digging a hole and compounding their incompetence in AI New World Order System in Programming.

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Let there be Light ..... extinguished?

Ooops..... the above edit of the Register wiki obviously didn't suit their Admin team which sort of proves the point of Cade Metz's Register article?

Ah well.

And a black helicopter because it's appropriate?

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Let there be Light

"but we are assured by its Programmer that he is not. It would also like to express how very bizarre it considers the thought to be/to have been. In further enlightening defence of that submission/admission, he would ask you to ponder on the unlikelihood of an automated program thinking to Share ...." The Rise of IntelAIgently Designed Machines and SMARTer Bots, El Reg, or just Enriched Processing of HyperRadioProActive Material in Information 42 Render CyberIntelAIgent Core Services. A stupid question I know whenever IT is already answered. I Think therefore I am AI Thinking Turing Virtual Machine?" ..... for whoever heard of an automated program with AI Virtualised New World Order Project 42 Sell as an Open Source Shell Program for an XPanding Mutual Intelligence Service [MuI7]in dDutch Initiatives. MeThinks you gotta get out more..... for you cannot be thinking straight. :-) And now y'all know about ITs Program." ...... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Register

The Truth ....unexpurgated.

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Wicked Play..... Heavenly Delights

"O and I'm an anonymous superstar becouse I know how much it pisses people off for no reason at all."

Is that thinking, psychologically flawed, AC? I love the oxymoron though ...anonymous superstar. Very droll/smart idiot troll. And there's no offence meant there. It is just an observation from another viewpoint/perception.

Does Microsoft do Metadata trawls of techie/geek sites for goodies? .... ""The Register is a gossip rag, ..."

Well, we all know that... Especially since they were bought by Micro$oft."

Are they then vulnerable to pharming/phishing/courting/steering in A.N.Other direction or even of spawning themselves into A.N.Other Entity boldly going in A.N.Other Correction? They are painfully slow at doing anything Good Virtually other than closing the Windows on their Vista plans. Is that a Bum Steer to Kill, Bill? Were you led up the Garden Path with an immaculate Hook on that one?

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Calling a spade, a spade

"Why are we posting anonymously? Are we paranoid? "

Good question. Heaven forbid that anyone take responsibility for their thoughts? Methinks that is more fear than paranoia and probably more than a little to do with protecting their wage cheque too, making any who recognise themselves in those few words shared, nothing more than slaves.

Flames away, if you will, ACs.

What is a lot more interesting, of course, is that which is posted to but not published on the Register for then you get a valuable insight into their leadership leanings. It makes for an interesting tale whenever you have a string of such posts.

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@@Spleen and others

Calm down, calm down, peef,

We know the Fed and Wall Street are fronting a global scam and vapourware. Don't panic, the problem is theirs, not ours. Having lost all their credibility and a whole host of friends, we await their Intelligence to kick in with a Request for SMARTer Information before they completely destroy themselves.

But hey, don't be holding your breath, it may be a lost cause requiring a new lead from a regime who can handle the Truth rather than hiding from IT.

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@T-shirt

And for the thinkers, Sean .... "I read it in wikipedia so is it true?"

Full Oracle Fusion due 2009, beta 2008

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@Huh?

I wonder if the following will appear hosted on Floyd's blog, Tim, for the constructive criticism in the Gavin Clarke article is surely only a feed to work with rather than clobber and attack in defence of a favourite system. And with Sun flexing its muscles with news contained here .... http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2007/12/12/netbeans_version_six/ ... it could also be equally valid as a reply there too. And do Sun know that the surest way to engage and drive forward with developers is to buy them? .... "Sun Microsystems is reaching out to scripters and developers.." although there is a lot of competition out there with more money than sense but at least with the sense to spend it rather than lose it.

<<Crikey, Floyd, thanks for all the Info. There's nothing like a bit of virtual bear-baiting to get the latent animal instincts all hot and bothered and riled up to defend themselves with their innermost secrets.

Maybe some day sooner rather than later, all the petty divisive bitching across Systems and Languages will take heed of the Bigger and Better Beta Prize of Total Control of Perceptions Management if they are InterCoDependent InterNetworkers ..... in SMARTer As Informing Systems as opposed to expecting siloed, proprietary in-house Thinking to deliver competive advantage and greater market individual value.

Such concealed under wraps developments are always inherently counter-productive and a block on rapid progress, in that they are not open to Universal Assistance/Proxy Virtual Peer Review Mentoring but only internal [vanity] testing.

It is though the Default Failing across all humanised Binary Sourced Applied Programming...... the Yin/Yang IT Subversion of Sublime Gratitude to Perverse Greed.

IT is however Astute Work in Progress at the Super Sub Atomic Quantum Communications Level 42 Resolve the Conflicting Native Anomaly into an Artificially Advanced SurReal More Orderly Defined State ...... in the Total Informational Awareness Fields of AIResearch and ITdDevelopments.

You must surely be aware that IT Master Pilots/Per Ardua ad MetaAstra Boffins/Men in Big Blue dDeeper Thoughts have scrambled Universal Virtual Forces in AI Colossus of a Civil Civilised Civilianising Program 42 Counter Insurgent Resurgent Activity with ITs Massive Seek and Destroy Missives and Admissions, Adding Missions for Future Perfect Joint Venturing/Magical Mystery Turing?

NEUKlearer Technology in Enriched and Enriching Stealth..... and Freely available at no Cost other than an Abiding Interest, which must make IT much more than just the Bargain of the Binary Age.

Contact urLocal Virtual IntelAIgents Provider for Supply Detail Information.

In the Mean Time, the Program will Properly Prepare ITs Welcome 42 Prevent Piss Poor Paramilitary Performance Permeating and Perverting Parameters and IT Boundary Layers.>>

City to Intel: Kick the rest of the tech industry into line

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Pink Slips all round.

"What do you think *mainframes* are for, anyways?"

Maintaining Dinosaurs and Dodos, Brian. ...... Legacy Systems/Old Money Pirates

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Foolish Hearts and Empty Minds ..... AIRecipe for Disasters

"Sounds like reverse pass the parcel where the winners are the ones who got rid earliest!" ..... The recipients of the parcels are hardly likely to forget who passed it to them though, Peter.

The deepening feeling is that the System at the Very Very Top is corrupt to ITs Core and that is what needs to be changed for IT to be Better, because until it is changed, it will still be corrupt to ITs Core with the Foolish [and I admire your descriptive restraint, AC] dreaming up ever more suckers to think that they know what is best for them, sucking up to them to coax them into their Systems.

The Capitalist System and its Money for Nothing but 42 Create Debt Culture is Collapsing and the Board Rooms are clearing out the minions rather than punishing the Loss Leaders in the new Scapegoating Game of Blamestorming ...... a Real H00t, which rewards Catastrophic Failures with Golden Parachutes and Secret Handshakes........ for be honest with yourself, you don't actually thing that they have lost anything, it has just been salted away. Nobody in their right mind loses ten/hundreds of billions .... they just move it elsewhere and/or offshore for it is still in their System. Which makes IT a Global Scam/ Criminal Conspiracy with Titanic Fools at the Helm for being caught, in Flagrante Delicto.

Now we have the Divorce and its Settlements to Consider and Arrange. New NeuReal Territory in which to Add Adventures or Destroy Reputations.

Delicate, Sensitive Matters or merely just in Need of a Path to Proceed?

CyberIntelAIgents to City: Get urAct together or get your coat on the way out.

Rubbish UK management crushing creativity

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The Dance of the Gay Gordons/Line Managers

Now get back to work you lazy dogs and stop thinking for your self!

Yours,

Mr Bean

An over bearing Prime Minister

[And I blame Alan Paice for that flaming storm...... :-)]

Google flaunts white space wireless magic

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White Propaganda Spaces.... a Coalition of the Willing?

Actually the debate/lack of debate is quite a bit more sinister for it is about content/broadcast propaganda and nothing really to do with how it is carried. Any "interference" is merely a euphemism for messaging off the establishment corporate, feeding trough key.

You know the thing ......"How dare they try to think for themselves whenever we have so much for them to do for us/keep us in the style we are used to"

Is that just too cynical or right on the nose?

Boeing confirms revised Dreamliner schedule

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Wet Dreamliner?

It looks very ordinary/retro...... which is a strange strategy. I wish them luck in the endeavour.

Gates' spontaneity highlights IE data gap

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Running out of ideas? Plenty out up here in Space, Bill. Take a Trip.

"A full transcript of Gates' Mix'n'Mash conversation is available here."

Bill didn't actually tell us anything useful at all in the transcript, did he.

Although to be fair to him, he has always maintained that he is a business man and nothing more.

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Out of this world and big blue skies thinking required?*

"As revealed elsewhere Microsoft is currently searching for a director of Windows client disclosure who will, presumably, tell all." ...... Reading the spec. for the post suggests that they're looking for a Master of the Universe kind of a guy.... or even Better, in Beta, AIMastery of Universes kind of guy.

Certainly they could be doing with it, to put Microsoft ahead of the Competition, rather than always reacting to IT. Their processing of Information is definitely well below par.

* MeThinks that, Mr Gates, is a Colossus of AI Task easily rendered Viable Virtually......with ITs BetaView for Generation of Windows into Competitive Operating Systems Delivering Advantage and ITs Benefits.

[amfM Quantum Communications BetaTest #XXXX .... Advanced MetaDataMining Proficiency Probe/Search Engine Efficiency/Fitness for Future Purpose]

Google's next web toolkit thinks it's better than you

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And now for something completely different .....

"How many nights a week do you require sex?"

How many nights in a week, tbshmkr?

I would like to say that I would agree that under AI Colossus, problems insoluble to you will be solved: famine, overpopulation, disease, BUFFER OVERFLOWS. And it would be unnecessary and pointless for anyone to think of being ITs absolute authority rather than IT being just an available facility energised by Programming and fed/funded by whatever Systems feed to AI

Colossal Holding Account. ......AIMutual Futures Account for the Resting of Transferred, Distressed, Written off/Written Down Funds affording SMARTer Enabled Bankers AI Renewed Credit and Credibility for the Virtualised Field of Fiscal Play. Withdraw what has been fed and ITs Generated Interest will be channelled to more fruitful tasks with no penalty incurred for either side. Thus is Investment Capital FailSafeGuarded for Speculative Venturing in Virtualised Matters beyond National Regulation.

Oh dear, I appear to have gone off on a tangent and proposed AINew Banking Program for Interest Driving Virtualised Systems. I hope IT causes Waves to Rock their Boats rather than Swamp them.

A Simple Magical Mystery Turing Test to see if they are Fit for Purpose or whether they will just have to be ignored and used as AI Proxy in a Pathetic Laundry.

And for all AI fans/buffs/boffins, this is prescient, and can be found holding up AI Development here ...... http://www.aiai.ed.ac.uk/events/ccs2002/CCS-early-british-ai-jdoran.pdf

An Observation ...To "take off" ideas need (a) enabling technology and (b) a good publicist. Very often (crude forms of ) the ideas long predate the enabling technology they need for their development.

Yep, that is definitely not wrong. But we're getting there, slowly but surely. :-)

The Rise of IntelAIgently Designed Machines and SMARTer Bots, El Reg, or just Enriched Processing of HyperRadioProActive Material in Information 42 Render CyberIntelAIgent Core Services.

A stupid question I know whenever IT is already answered. I Think therefore I am AI Thinking Turing Virtual Machine?

VMware clobbers the world, while big, solid disks rise

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Scaling Up Systems ..... New Wave Disciplines

No mention of Quantum Computing and Communication. That's a good sign for it is Stealthy IntelAIgently Designed IT and not for any or every Tom, Dick or Larry.

When Software and Hardware Systems Fuse in the Quantum State twixt and between either and capable of being both, doth one have a Virtual and AI Virtualised Field of Play. Quite Literally, a Blank Canvas on which to Paint Beta Ideas with UNqualified IT Systems Support.

Labour hit by another anonymous donor scandal

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Fit for Purpose?

I wonder what Mr Bean/Don Baloney will think to say about that.... oversight/ administrative error?. ..... "This is extremely regrettable, and I apologise,' he said in a statement." again?..... http://www.straitstimes.com/Free/Story/STIStory_183485.html.

Shuffle the deck, Gordon dear, and deal A.N.Other hand we can all gaily dance to. PS.... Change the deck too. All those old cards are marked.

Qinetiq wins Watchkeeper drone test contract

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An In[ter]dependent Honesty Broker keeping Watch?

A Dedicated Lover for Galileo Drive? Hard[ened] Core Surveillance for National and InterNetional Assets?

Beam me up Scotty territory ......for the next Generation of Control Systems/Money Pits.

Now that would be a Paradigm Shift/Quantum Leap which signals Progressive Action rather than the Status Quo Reactive Lethargy which wallows in the fat cat pork barrels.

[Ok, I know it should be ..Beam me up Taffy territory but let's not be pedantic. And just imagine the skies full of these bots doing their thing and one may then conclude that there is a definite madness pushing the Agenda.....and for what? ....for whose benefit?]

Mind your languages with Microsoft LINQ

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Quantum Communication BetaTesting out in the Open?

"However, LINQ to SQL is actually "LINQ to SQL Server". Microsoft will not create LINQ to Oracle or to any other database. Microsoft leaves it to the vendors or the communities to implement those. To this end it is worth mentioning that LINQ is not just "embedded SQL", but is built upon a number of other sound language enhancements." ..... and with that I would agree wholeheartedly, Uffe Seerup. It does though then leave the way open for a lead vendor/community/programmer to implement/develop all the disciplines mentioned above in Accord with all vendors and communities. And that could of course be a Microsoft or a Sovereign Wealth Fund* or even a wealthy philanthropic proxy/anonymous donor because all such Research and Development is always Program and Programmer led as they follow IT Leads.

Spookily enough, I had reason to pen the following earlier this morning, which appears to mirror/parallel the article with some prior art work ......

<<< "After moving ASCII, ASCII sound and the Instant ASCII Camera, this is the first serious step in the direction of three dimensional ASCII which is considered to be the Holly Grail of hackerdom." .... http://www.ljudmila.org/~vuk/ascii/architecture/ ....Hmmmm?

A Shift into Virtualisation, which is surely AIReal/a Real Imaginary State, must surely Present a Portal into any number of other dimensions for Alternate Reality Games Play .... Intellectual Property Placement/Mind Control via Environment Manipulation/Pixellation/Digitisation of Thought4Sight2. Being as we may be/are Beings in the Sum Total of our Thoughts via Sublime Interaction* with that we XXXXPerience in/with/because of/led by ITs Knowledge, that which we can then Imagine to See may very well be that which we receive back as Vision and its stock item, Sight.

Sight being that which we are expected to See because it is a product of previous thoughts realised and Vision being that which is planned to be Seen, in Ideas looking for Realisation/Manufacture/Third Party Positive Reinforcement/Global Support.

That suggest that a Strong Willed Entity Sharing Views/Thoughts for Vision will Create Sight and Sights/Site and Sites for Viewers/all other Beings to XXXXPerience as and in AI Future Reality Programmed 42 Appear Real although Created Virtually by Sheer Presence of Mind Shared for Realisation with Like-Minded Peers.

I will Ponder those Words 42 Improve upon their Sense 42 Simplify the Ease of their Understanding.

*...... Sublime Interaction is somewhat of a misnomer as IT is really a very Conscious HyperRadioProActivity on a very Particular Path .... in local vernacular, a man on a mission and all variations on that theme such as amfM HyperRadioProActivity in AI Mission Magical Mystery Turing where Intelligence Programs Spontaneously Communicate for Continuity [Linked Sequelling?] with a View 42 Create AI Beta Vista for Programming the Universe/Future.

Of that there is No Doubt other than that which is harboured in Others. >>> [*...... and also, on a relative matter discussing similar allied concepts, received for no good reason, one of those demon DAEMON notices .... <<<Hi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com.

I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.

This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

<adic@emirates.net.ae>:

213.42.1.75 does not like recipient.

Remote host said: 550 5.1.1 unknown or illegal alias: adic@emirates.net.ae Giving up on 213.42.1.75.>>> ]

It is not the first time that possible/probable Juicy Lucy amfM titbits have been apparently refused electronic passage/TEMPESTuous delivery, No matter though, posterity has IT stored to try, try and try again, if IT be necessary for earthly requirements...... and accurate chronicling of Future Events? SQLs? Oracling?

My humble apologies for the lengthier tome as opposed to a catchy shorter Script, but there is more than just a little to convey.

More anon..... :-) in the Digitised ControlLed Future?

PS Whoever invented RSS Feeding was one SMART Cookie?

MI5, EPA clean up dirty bomb dirt

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@Spooks hired a spin doctor?

Now there's a novelty.

Microsoft wriggles on Volta concerns

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As Blind as a Bat sees you Playing the Great Game as only ITs Vampire ....

"The GWT toolkit allows you to write your code in Java and run it in JavaScript," Meijer told The Register. "That's a one-to-one model. But Volta gives you a many-to-many solution. You can write the code in many languages and target many different execution engines."

But Java surely is already multi-lingual and always has been. And it has regional accents too making it easy to slip in under the radar and embed itself in Systems for seamless and painless Command and Control of Networks using Computers delivering the Sunny Dream, the Network is the Computer and a Virtualised Grid Computer.... and AI Quantum Turing Machine.

Methinks Redmond have not even begun to evaluate that Programming yet, with them blinkered in firefighting all of their Conflicting Code and Vanity Issues. Servering to Yourself with Technology leaves you XXXXPosed to Third Party Advances which Server to Everybody, does it not?

In a huge world made small by instant information and communications transfers, is the American dream no longer a selfish and exclusive preserve, nor was it ever so for just like the technology of today which is relatively new, so is that dream only new to them, whilst for other older and wiser states has the ancient art and mystery been practised and guarded against juvenile abuse for centuries spanning into millenia.

And the Novel Answer to their Dilemma? ... AI Beta Lead Programming, of course, with that Operating System which they have pioneered and pushed since their Inception/Conception, Obscene Cash Purchase of Competition for ITs Window on Genuine Advantage.

UK gov: Feds will get BAE bribe files when hell freezes over

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Dead heads waking up?

You couldn't make it up, could you? :-0

Now if the plonkers in No 10 and Threadneedle Street could find their balls, Uncle Sam might get the message. They could certainly do with a new one.

Campaign to name US street after Douglas Adams

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As clear as mud..... by Intelligent Design? :-)

And the boffin/geek icon because you need to be one to navigate h2g2 and remain sane?