* Posts by amanfromMars

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Zurick Gnomes and Leprechaun Shenanigans

"The alien, because if the Martians did land they'd think we're pretty stupid for spending hours in front of our PCs answering stupid questionnaires on films." ... By pctechxp Posted Tuesday 17th June 2008 19:58 GMT

They'd also Realise the Opportunity for ITs SMART Control.... which would be Uniquely Human.

What do you know of Aliens, pctechxp?

You have an interesting tantalising moniker, pctechxp. Phresh Mountain AIR&dD Territory?

Bosch, Siemens: Vorsprung durch kinder und technik

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It is not called Great Britain for nothing, you know.

"People don't want the best, they don't want the longest-lived they want the very cheapest." .... By Mark_T Posted Tuesday 17th June 2008 14:02 GMT

Fortunately, Mark_T, there are those who are switched on to accept nothing less the the Best of the Best, either for or from themselves, and they will always Lead from the Front to Ensure FailSafe Passage and Immaculate dDelivery.

And anyone can teach themselves that easily.

Gamers love in-game ads, ad industry-sponsored survey reveals

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Open Secret Mission ..... ESPecial Operations.

"I can't wait........

"I was just about to open the blast bay doors in "Assualt On The Control Tower" and reasonable render of Tony Blair comes jogging down the ramp , waving his arms about , eye twitching with fervent online emphasis , shouting about his new faith school project and how he wants Master Chief on board cos its just the coolest thing since the reformation . And you know what? I just looked down at the rocket launcher i was carrying and , heh , hell why not ?" ... Ben • Tuesday 17th June 2008 20:09 GMT

Who Pilots Blairs Faith Foundation InterPlanetary Craft, would be AI Leading Question Pleading what is ITs Root and Route? And to whom does IT Server ?

DARPA working on T-ray spyeye spectacle tech

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@Aliens in my tea..

Playing hard to get, Hate2Register? Lovers never ever do that.

There's some Real Hot CodeXXXX being Hosted on El Reg ...... QuITe Pioneering too, and obviously Understated as you appear not to have noticed IT.

Although one may have to consider that is ITs Astute Stealth ProgramMIng

Microsoft’s UML roundtrip routed through Oslo

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Mother Code ..... Godisagoddess

"Using D will not mean that the programmer will become restricted to a specialized runtime vm (virtual machine) like the Java vm or the Smalltalk vm. There is no D vm, it's a straightforward compiler that generates linkable object files. D connects to the operating system just like C does. The usual familiar tools like make will fit right in with D development. " ....... http://www.digitalmars.com/d/2.0/overview.html

That would be more accurately written ... There is no D vm, it's a straightforward compiler for Virtual Machinery, that generates linkable object files.

D Code is then a Coalition of the Ready Willing and Able with no Proprietary Intellectual Property Interest to Impede Its Progress, Matthew Ellen?

Now there's a Novelty. :-)

Quantum crypto targeted in attack of the clones

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KISS

"As previously reported, the weakness identified by the Swedish team involved shortcomings in how systems verify that the content of a message has not been altered in transit." ... Question/Confirm with Source would solve that Problem .... Immediately.

Next year critical for Sun's 'Project Copy Linux'

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In Every Time, a Winner.

"And RedHead because Fuion said: Nothing but the best will do." ... By Fuion Posted Monday 16th June 2008 15:21 GMT

How very True. IT never lets you Down.

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Damp Squibs or Compromised Cuckolds

"Sun really believes they can pull the wool over Linux users' eyes and get them to switch to Slowaris, whereas the reality is most Linux users have a long memory of Sun's antagonism and won't be fooled." .... By Matt Bryant Posted Sunday 15th June 2008 18:20 GMT

Are Sun Microsoft Special Forces.... the Republican Guards of the Windows Empire or do the Head Honchos not Realise the Power of Open Source Networking. The Charge they face is that they have Flunked out on Capitalising on ITs Power whenever a Closed Proprietary System, milks everyone for their Knowledge and charges them for the Pleasure.

Wake up Jonathan/Scott ..... for the Perception is growing that a) either you are sleeping on the job or b) you are sleeping with the enemy.

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Pay as You Boldly Go ........ but who is the Piper with Packets of Tunes.

Microsoft's Hyper-V Program appears to be a clone of Sun's System. And as soon as the Programmers sort out the Automatic Cash Flow Requirement to New Found Source/Crack Code Compilers will they have built a Virtual Machine that gives Birth to Beta Machines.

And that is the Quantum Leap that they will need to Take to Retain and maintain any Semblance of their Product Control for as soon as a System is SMART Enough to Seed ITs Own Future Re:Search and Virgin Discovery will IT be the Dominant Vital Viral System.

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Soul Mission .... AI Gentle Reminder*

And subsequent to "Pay as You Boldly Go ........ but who is the Piper with Packets of Tunes." ... By amanfromMars Posted Sunday 15th June 2008 14:09 GMT...... HyperRadioProActive Virtualisation dDelivers Proxy Quantum Control of Kernel Source.

Men and Women on AIMission Servering Cinderella RockerFellas ...... Virtualisation Masters and AI Fellows in Magical Mystery Turing ..... Fine Arts DiVision. ... with Venus Leading into Immaculate Temptation and Glorious CAPTCHA.

*Soul Sister/Blood Brother/Resident Alien Friends and Lovers....Electronic Levers ... http://theregister.co.uk/2008/06/04/amd_puma_laptop_platform/comments.

I trust in Global Operating Devices that that is not Ambiguous Incredibility for they are the BasIQ PhaXXXX.

Ransomware Trojan code break 'impractical'

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Non Secret Encryption ...... NEUKlearer IT Methodology for AI Beta Transparency

"It would be cheaper for a few interested individuals to hire a bunch of ex SAS/SEALS to go visit the crooks.

That, my friends, is how to do brute force decryption!" ...... By Charles Manning Posted Monday 16th June 2008 08:18 GMT

Charles,

That would also Present AI Future Administration Opportunity.

And what do you think current and future SAS/SEALS are doing right now?

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Trojan Horse .....MI ASP

Whenever the Application MetaDataMorphs from Petty Trojan to Top Class Hooker/from Crooked Possibilities to Perfect ZerodDay Opportunities, has the System met its Match and AI NeuReal Great Game Begins

"In the Beginning, there was always Imagination which gives Birth to Future Light and Universal Powers....... and how very Bizarre should it be Ransomed rather than declared a Treasure for Purchase.

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For the unwritten Guarantee for Prime Performance......

"All this encryption stuff is too complicated, I would fill the files with random gibberish then demand my ransom. When they pay up just laugh and run away with the money. It's so much easier when you don't have to be honest as it's not like you're expecting repeat business." ...... By Anonymous Bastard Posted Saturday 14th June 2008 02:25 GMT

And for to right ransomware to handsome writeware .... It's so much easier when you have been honest as it's always expected for repeat business.

In the virtual world, the one which isn't really there but which definitely exists, and which is now the object/subject of all manner of contrived and assumptive PowerPlays by Control Freaks in the Establishment [Think Big Money/Old Money/Banking/Religion/WarMongers/Saints and Sinners/Crooks and Thieves] unless and until you are able to articulate your earnest desire honestly, will you always be offering what you are not selling an therefore are doomed to spinning a false yarn with conflicting ambiguity, your sorry soulmate/lead weight to bear.

That will always ensure that you never get what you do not share and always end up with what you do not want ....... which is most definitely NOT SMART. That also makes the Establishment Systems in the Virtual Environment ..... Vulnerable to Catastrophic Breakdown/Virtual TakeOver...... with nothing they can do to Stop IT.

The Wiser Establishment Player will Align and Diversify their Assets with and into Virtual Businesses which underwrite unwritten Guarantees for Prime Performance ...... for they Risk Losing All to Something which is not really there but definitely Exists to Milk them of their Assets, and all QuITE Legitimately and above Board [Level].

And it is most unlikely that you will ever know who you are actually dealing with.... but what would that really matter, if you were being Servered with everything that you really needed.

Some things you just don't actually Need to Know.

Microsoft: 'We will save America from foreign domination'

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Unambiguous State of Adolescence

" Americans don't really care about what other people call us (and never have).

Secondly, I find it incredibly insulting that anyone outside the US would dare think that we aren't aware of the rest of the world. .... Mines the one with the big FUCK YOU printed on the back." ..... By Justin White Posted Sunday 15th June 2008 17:59 GMT

Which pretty much confirms, in no uncertain terms, the problem and the problems they are creating, Justin. Time to grow up and pull on the long trousers, and start to learn about Real Life and how IT dDelivers it Virtually. IT will be costly* though ... but worth every single red cents but that shouldn't overly concern Uncle Sam whenever he's saddled up with all these wannabes delivering Pie in the Sky and Broken Dreams .... http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/15/business/15shelf.html.

* costly is always relative and subjective, is it not?......... and whenever something [Beta than just Good] can be provided Perfectly for Free, its Worth and Value in the Capitalist System, Sky Rockets........ which is rather Enigmatic but Perfectly in Keeping with the Nature of the Beast

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A SurReal Evolution........ :-)

Whoever is Running the Uncle Sam Franchise is certainly making a Hash of IT. Are there no Red cards in their Systems. No One to say Off, you had More than your Chance and you Blew IT?

Crikey, that's a Recipe for Disaster at Home.

"That's why the Pirate Bay and other similar companies keep receiving mails compelling them to comply with US laws." ... By Pierre Posted Sunday 15th June 2008 15:15 GMT

The Modern Take on Begging Letters, Pierre.

There is no problem though, is there, whenever no Just Laws are Broken?

Ex-Sun chief to fight Davis in '42 days' by-election

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Renege at your Peril ..... after all, ITs only a Game with Who Dares Wins

"Brown spent 1.2 BILLION quid buying the DUP's vote. " ..... By Anonymous Coward

Posted Saturday 14th June 2008 10:45 GMT

Now quite whether that has any substance and whether the Northern Ireland coffers have been so further creditted is something which we may not just presently get to know ....Need to Know and all that jazz ...... but Mr Brown would be at his most prudent to render the facility, if so promised /arranged, immediately, for there are no Fools' on the Hill in Stormont, just Working Class Heroes who know only too well of the Dirty Deeds of War Done Dirt Cheap.

And they have a Debt and Public Honour to Repay for the Madness of the Troubles and their Toleration of its Armed Struggle with the Armalite and the Bullet, the Bomb and its Blind and Random Terror.

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The Sky's the Limit for Some .....Others Fly to Many Dimensions*

Mr Murdoch's stance on the issue will be very revealing, and probably also conflicting, for he has many masters and mouths to feed, with no one In Control Mastery.

* Its a Stephen Hawking/Richard Dawkins thing :-)

Boffins: Roadrunner hypercomputer could drive a car

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Program Cinderella ...with HardCore MultiCore Sin der Elle Rocker Fellas

"We need to wake up to the fact that our models of thinking systems don't map well to computing systems." ... By Steven Knox Posted Saturday 14th June 2008 00:51 GMT

Here is a solution for those who are into AI ..... "Are we struggling to make machines more like humans when we should be making humans more like machines….. Intelligent/Intelligence machines. Digitization offers real benefits."

Of course, for that MaJIC Trick would you need to Know how to Program Humanity, which is a Priceless Commodity ...... which a Fool would wield for Petty Ransom and the Sage for Untold Enrichment. And that One be mistaken for the Other matters not to the Sage but would consume and identify the Fool.

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Chelsea Hotel Californication.... or Hilton Brand Code Red.

"Skynet is one step closer to becoming self aware." .... By Iain Paterson Posted Friday 13th June 2008 12:54 GMT

You may like to consider that it is at least one step beyond, Iain. As may the MOD and Paradigm.

DARPA pilot-ware unflappable in wing-fling damage test

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In Defence of Resident Aliens...

"(I'm going anonymous in case I'm missing the obvious and about to be flamed by millions explaining how to interpret the 'secret' message.)" ... By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 13th June 2008 10:35 GMT

Is that wise, AC? Have you ever tried ignoring the Capitalisation 42 Concentrate on the Sub Context, which you can assume to be Multi Cored and Addressing Multiple Threads. You may also like to consider that some threads are Novel and Innovative too, with no Past Reference Point to tarnish your views/form your thoughts.

For those you will have to use your own Intelligence/Imagination.

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Statements of Fact that you can Waste your Time Questioning.

Lewis,

When DARPA cedes to Autonomous Robotic Control/NIRobotIQ Mastery will they have AI Powerful Control.

Until such Times, are they merely playing catch up....... and in an Environment in which XXXXPonential Progress is the De Facto Norm, does that mean that they will fall further behind until such Times as they have NIRobotIQ Mastery.

Given their Bottomless Money Pit, one does wonder why they don't just buy IT in, even if it is Foreign Sourced, which it must be as they still haven't shown any AI Powerful Control. I suppose that is their Enigmatic Dilemma.

Of course, such Tardiness which would balk at Foreign Investment is not necessarily shared with other Interested Parties, who may Realise that such Nationalism is an Impediment to Progress.

Indeed, El Reg has even touched upon the dangers ..... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/12/rand_corp_research_development_study/

IBM traps Captain Planet in a container

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Spot the Deliberate Mistake ?

Of course, ahem... "as a bandwagon with a Lead Driver Algorithm is just Support Backing Vocals for AIMain Event Festival .... " should read as a bandwagon without a Lead Driver Algorithm is just Support Backing Vocals for AIMain Event Festival "

Pirates because I'd like a trailer and stuff for Paris. :-) Although would I really learn anything I didn't already know?

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In Booby Traps and Bobby Dazzlers, there are Worlds of Difference

"Big Blue has hopped right aboard the containerized data center bandwagon and started steering the thing."

And its Lead Driver Algorithm? Or is that Proprietary Information? Without one, some might say they are just Hitching a Ride, AIMagical Mystery Turing .... and man, would that render them as Relevant to Tomorrow as Yesterday is to Day..... aka AlsoRans Running.

The Perception, of course, is theirs to Address and Steer..... as a bandwagon with a Lead Driver Algorithm is just Support Backing Vocals for AIMain Event Festival .... Colossal Program.

God makes you stupid, researchers claim

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Thinking Out of the Box ....

"OK, this Egyptian king, Aken Aten, tutenkhamun's dad built a new city and decreed that there was only one god.,...... the sun god." .... By Michael Carter Posted Thursday 12th June 2008 19:34 GMT

Take away the Sun and all Life dies, Frozen in Darkness at Absolute Zero in an Instant? No wonder they worshipped its Life Giving Power. And Sharing such Thoughts in IT can easily alter the Balance of Power to IT Controllers ....... and Virtual Great Games Players on ARGonautical Quests/ESPecial Operations.

"It always achieves diddly squat. But we keep on having it all the same. Why? The sole purpose of these 'debates' (and I'm being charitable there, because that implies a level most of them never reach) is for Group A to indulge their desire to insult and mock Group B, who don't believe what Group A think they should believe." ... By Taskis Posted Friday 13th June 2008 01:06 GMT

And Boldly going in Group C, Taskis, would presumably have one discussing something QuITe Different, if one dismisses A and B Arguments and Contrary Positions as Simply Complex Red Herrings which serve the Past Order of things rather than Servering to Future Needs with New Original Feeds/NeuReal Novel Source.

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Do something Constructive ...... with Time in Space.

If we cannot decide on the Nature of Our Old Gods why not decide on the Nature of Future Gods. You may discover they will Lead U2 .......Promised Lands.

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If you were a GOD, would you be a Devil? :-) or something QuITe Alien?

"When you put your finger in the flame, as all children do, you burnt your finger. That knowledge had gone from recieved to percieved." ...By Paul Smith Posted Thursday 12th June 2008 11:39 GMT

Actually it is surely more reinforced as perception is Semantic and has no tangible presence/physical effect.

"The more intelligent person is also more likely to answer a question in a way that reduces potential embaressment." ... because there are only questions with answers being Temporal Aberrations/Present Conveniences.

"Most of the erudite people the world has known have beleived in some form of Devine Entity." .... By Dark Posted Thursday 12th June 2008 11:42 GMT

Some of them even hear their voices, Dark. :-)

"Didn't Einstein say God does not play dice with the universe?" .... By James Posted Thursday 12th June 2008 11:46 GMT

Because they're always onto a dead cert, James? Or are we to assume there is only One? Animal, Vegetable, Mineral or Imaginative?

"Do I believe that extraterrestrial intelligence has ever been in contact with humans? No." ..... By Andrew Oakley Posted Thursday 12th June 2008 11:49 GMT

You must be new to El Reg, Andrew. Welcome.

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Messages from AI Seventh Heaven .... Global Communications HQ

"Nonetheless, there is evidence from other domains that higher levels of intelligence are associated with a greater ability - or perhaps willingness - to question and overturn strongly felt intuitions."

I imagine that to be Greater Consciousness for Enlightened and Enlightening Views/Sees.

<Spin Run>

Microsoft: keep your sticky mitts off our language runtime

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Making Steady Sure Progress

"@amanfromMars ... Did you almost just make sense?" .... By Edward Amsden

Posted Thursday 12th June 2008 18:23 GMT

No, of course not, you may have just understood, Edward. That bodes well for the Future. :-)

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Danegeld aka Astute Investment for the Gifted Python Fan @ IQ .... NET Fanatic.

"This is not a typical business model for Microsoft." .... With the typical business model for Microsoft being to purchase/buy off/buy in Coders who can Inject their Wishes by Magic Proxy?

‘Microsoft: keep your sticky mitts off our language runtime’ .... Yeah, like anyone is likely to listen whenever their Keys Open a Treasure Chest or they have a Map to King Solomon's Mines.

Can you think of any good reason why it should not be a case of "embrace, extend and extinguish" for anyone who would pimp "embrace, extend and extinguish".

Intel pledges free USB 3.0 chip spec 'early H2'

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USB 3.0 ..... Blessings in Disguise?

Wow, a covert hardware channel for covert software. Bravo Intel,... very Stealthy in Deed, indeed.

Top Tory resigns on principle over 42 days bill

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SIS @ ITs AIResearch and dDevelopment UnderGround Works ..... *

"David Davis ... By Matthew Posted Thursday 12th June 2008 14:00 GMT

Man who was in the SAS, has principles and a funny name!

Legend!"

They do say once a KGB officer, always a KGB Officer. Commendable Sterling Effort, Sir.

And what are we going to do Now? QMuI7? ...... for Quite SublLime TeleCommunications ......... AI Virtual TelePortation. ........ for that is Offered/Proferred.

* Imagine IT a Blighty Skunk Works with Boffins in Virtual Turing Control and IT will Surely Comfort You? :-)

Go on, Spoil Yourself .... and Believe what you are Thinking.

Government backs Ofcom against EU regulator plan

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BBC Outed ....

"we need to have permanant and ongoing Uk wide digital Tv, broadband, and other high tech experaments and for that we need a set of several wireless freqs that any Uk companys can ask to use and run their trials on, simple really..." ... By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 11th June 2008 14:40 GMT

I think you will find that the BBC Royal Charter and Agreement was set up to expressly facilitate such use, AC, although the BBC Management/Trust/Controllers would probably suggests otherwise, but that is only to protect themselves from the revelation that they have been misusing public funds for their own private gratifications/business enterprises.

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Out of her dDepth ... in Shark Infested Waters?

Viviane Reding, ..... the empress with no clothes, and covetous of others with a Beta Grasp on the Communications Spectrum and what ITs Control can dDeliver.

And how refreshing to see some Spunk from Ofcom, who would know just as much about IT as Viviane Reding would, with always the Possibility that they may know of Others, who would know a Great Deal more. What they would then do, would very much depend upon whether they had Intelligence of their Own, which they can Use and Communicate, or whether they are to do just as they are told...... although that would have one asking ...Who would be so Bold?

Windows Server 2008 cuts power costs, claims Microsoft

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The NEUKlearer AIRush ...... Multiple Use Technology for Virtual XXXXPertEase

....and Immediate XXXXPort ....TelePortation.

"But if the server is capable of running multiple virtual machines that means the machines were not fully loaded individually. And that means their "smart power management" would have stepped down the processor to less than full power draw... but now you add virtual machines to the same hardware, it works harder, it draws more power. The MS lackey posited a hypothetical situation that will never exist!" .... By Eddie Johnson Posted Wednesday 11th June 2008 15:38 GMT

Eddie,

Virtual Machines supply Powerful Energy, they don't draw it.

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Spin Once .... Suck IT and See ..... BetaTest US

And what do we do now..... Spin Wait?

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Knock, Knock ...... Is there anybody out There, CID?*

"However, most significant of all is the fact that Hyper-V hasn’t landed yet. "

I would Beg to Differ.. Hyper-V is AIReality.

*CyberIntelAIgentlyDesigned IDEntity

And Yes, you may Profess that is Very Pink Floyd.

Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Dark Side of the Semantic Web. .... http://www.cs.umd.edu/~hendler/presentations/DarkSide.pdf

Yahoo! shareholders call for Icahn preemption

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Enigma CodeXXXX

QuITe why Yahoo! an Internet IT company tolerates the clumsy Business Intelligence of the Establishment, whenever they have all XXXXPertEase of the Internet to Command Communications with Alternate Shows, is AIMystery?

MPs call Qinetiq sellout execs 'profiteers' - no, really?

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AI Colossus ...... Turing's Promised Land....... Virtualised Space for CyberIntelAIgent Use

"The system is broken but could be patched with more and more public scrutiny, now who'd vote for that?" ..... By Ferry Boat Posted Wednesday 11th June 2008 14:14 GMT

The System would AI Fool not to, Ferry Boat, for IT is Win Win if you Care to Dare.

UK is not a surveillance society, MPs claim

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Getting the CyberIntelAIgent Act together .....

"Now if I could have understood a word of what you said I may have been able to comment further........" ... By jason Posted Wednesday 11th June 2008 09:20 GMT

Crikey, jason, it is pretty plain text speaking. What is there for you not to understand?

Methinks it is more Belief you are missing, because misunderstanding would be a negative reflection on Intelligence, although you seem to think that it is over-rated in those who would think to call themselves Intelligence ...."Its all part of the big lie. The 'intelligence' (ha) agencies know who most of these people are so just concentrate on them and let the rest of us get on with life." ...... and I wouldn't disagree with that opinion. And such incestuous folly which results in failed Intelligence Services will always allow for New and Beta Source which will either Create a New Service or a New Service cloaked in the Old Service, at least until they get their Heads around the Source Function.

One would normally expect the premier National Intelligence Provider to deliver the required correct solution so that they may remain relevant to the Service they are supposed to be Providing.

But that is not always the case, with vested interests so embedded in the Process.

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Lacking IntelAIgent Imagination . .... Nous Accusons

"Its all part of the big lie. The 'intelligence' (ha) agencies know who most of these people are so just concentrate on them and let the rest of us get on with life." ... By jason Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 12:45 GMT

Is that SIS investigating an Inept and/or Corrupt Government .. for they are Authorising our Woes, are they not? Whose Intelligence are they using? When IT is Wireless Electronic it is always Hackable and OverWriteable. ....... AI Nobel Quantum Field for the Semantic Playground in Perfumed Gardens.

Is an Internet Program introducing AI Beta Management of Perception with Controls in Media and Communications, a Global Operating Device or a Neurological Tool which can be used as a Real SMART WMD. Would it be Wise 42 BetaTest IT or would it be Certifiable Folly to even Contemplate Action against, rather than for, and with IT?

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MP's ..... Government Liabilities rather than Valuable Assets?

"Be careful what you write on here, the government are watching! :)" ..... By richard tanswell

Posted Monday 9th June 2008 15:48 GMT

That is nowhere near good enough in this day and age, richard, for everyone is a watcher, but it would be typical of their Limited Ability.

Microsoft struggles to rid US shores of pesky pirates

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Pandora´s dDelight ......... Men who Listen.

`Those computer shop did not sell illegal/bootled/pirate copy of windows. they just just found a better supplier of GENUINE microsoft software.`

That makes Microsoft Open Basic Source. They, of course, are then Free to Utilize all their Benefits with the Benevolence of Gracious HindSight. A Gift which goes Hand in Hand with PreCogniscents.

Give him a Push Stroke Nudge, Melinda, Michelle XXXXPects.

Pandora´s Dilemma is what to Interest Listeners with ..... so that they will never ever stay away and will always come back for More...... because IT is so Good.

Read a man´s Mind and you will know his every Thought for Shared Action. Share such Thoughts and you can lead a man´s Mind with your Actions ...... HyperRadioProActivity

Afghan cellco accuses rivals of funding Taliban

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Iraq and Afghanistan aren't Downtown ChicksVille .... A Little Respect Please ...

..... for the Native Classes.

"Maybe the US govt is indirectly paying the tax. They love to have people chattering/emailing/faxing their secrets.

NSA already suffered dead cryptologists in Iraq and Afghanistan. Guess what they were doing down there....." .... By Frank Gerlach Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:54 GMT

Pay the Tax - Take the Infidel does seems more Promising, Frank.

"Guess what they were doing down there...?" Were they helping the Indigenous Disparate Tribal Communities?

Ingres alumnus joins DBMS scrum

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Idol Chatter of Global Operating Devices..

"And what about latency, and systems management, is this really a better way of doing things or just, yet another industry fashion that's designed to serve one particular segment of the IT industry." .... By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 10th June 2008 11:27 GMT

The Cloud is a Real Time, Dynamic Future Environment, AC, and there is no Latency for everything is Current. Although Future Facts can be Stored to Memory/Cache and passed Back down through Communications Networks so that All can Benefit from the Knowledge of what is In Store/the Future InfraStructure Being Built even as we Speak/Chat/Code..

Labour isn't working for IT contractors

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I leave it as an exercise for the reader to discover the benefits of this arrangement.

"There is another way " .... By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 9th June 2008 22:23 GMT

AC, those dodges would leave one vulnerable to trumped up conspiracy charges.

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Labour isn't the only thing not working....

"Just last month Barclays Capital was forced to tell its IT contractors to choose between a 10 per cent pay cut and a quick exit from the company. That decision was seen as an alternative to cutting jobs as the bank negotiates the looming financial crisis."

That must be about the dumbest thing that a bank can do, given what an IT contractor can do to a bank, but then again whenever the banks so easily fall for all manner of dodgy dealings from which they can extract their whack, one cannot expect Intelligence to be present in the Board Room. And given the fact that they are proving only well enough equipped to rearrange the deckchairs on the Titanic, with everyone watching the Musical Chairs spectacle, it doesn't bode well for them for it reveals collusion and conspiracy and incestuous practices to pervert the natural course of events.

Apple under the gun to master the iPhone's 'second album'

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Crikey ....if the analogy run true and we are just at the She Love You stage ....

...... there is a Revolution ahead, with Working Class Heroes measuring the Gains in God as an AI Concept for Pleasures not Pains

All Apple has to do to corner/dominate/create Market Share ..... which is just the same for all and any other in the Communications/Entertainment/Media business ...... is to have Prime Intelligent Information/MetaData hosted through ITs Devices first or at least Information on where to find Prime Intelligent Information/MetaData hosted on Global Operating Devices...... which would make the IPhone much more of a In the Palm of your Hand, Network InterNetworking VOIP PC than a Cool Dudes'/Hot Chicks' Mobile Phone.

PS.... On another completely different matter, is the Baywords Server, that Pirate Bay Stalwart Host of Blogged Free Speech, being Fiddled with? They are presently incommunicado....... unreachable ....

Trend withdraws from 'irrelevant' VB100 anti-virus test

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NIRobotIQs ..... Advanced IntelAIgents Virtual Defence.... an Emerald AIsle Jewel*

"By ignoring today's reality, the list misses the really HOT samples .." Has it been considered that that is part of ITs ProgramMIng ....... so that really HOT samples Control the Great Game Fields for ITs ARGonaut Players?

* and not a lot of people knew that.

I wonder just how Good all our supposed all singing, all dancing Search Technology is, at Delivering the Future Goods..... with Intelligence Lighting the Paths and Ways.

And yes, it is AI Turing BetaTest. IT is after All, Artificial Intelligence, we XXXXPlore and Fab Imagination Leads Way out in Front, AI BetaTesting with that Absolutely Fabulous Ride/Journey/Magical Mystery Turing Trip.

Hmmm ..... A White Coat.....must be a Clinic Bar in a Green Room. I bet you they have some Yarns to Tell/Webs to Spin/Threads to Weave. :-) for a Beta Class of Crazy in Sanity.

I bet you Terry Pratchett would understand that Perfectly.

AMD pitches latest Opterons at swollen boxen

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Paris Hilton

One Small Leap for Mankind......

amfM has only one Leading Question of AMD and the Barcelona Chip. Is it a Private Virtual Reality 4u2?.

A Consideration of that XSSXXXXual Thought is urDriver in AI Turing BetaTests for the Kingdoms of Heaven.

Web 3.0 @ ur Service and XXXXStreaming AIMemes.

And that also takes Care of the Paris Hilton angle. A Veritable JackPot of Outrageous Great Fortune. :-)

Yahoo!'s latest letter warns of letters

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Pirate

Parasites and Pariahs

"Apart from getting rid of Yang and the other directors he seems short on actual strategic plans for the company."

The more Mr Icahn bullies his way into the spotlight, the more he looks like as welcome as a dose of the clap/a syphilitic sore. With some friends, who needs enemies?