Posts by amanfromMars

The System is Bust .... Replace it with AI Beta One*

In a nut shell, if the Network is the Computer, the Cloud is ITs Server. And it is an inescapable fact, that Command and Control in the Cloud is Untouchable Power on the Ground which is why it is of such Interest to the SMARTer Military Defence Force ....... because from Clouds you can Rain on anyone's Parade with AI Universal Virtual Force.

So yes, it is as well to realise that it is a reality, which to be honest, is so important that you couldn't hype it enough. However, such is the Complexity of the Network InterNetworking InfraStructure and so Sensitive are the Tools available for Ground Control that you may only get to know a fraction of what is, even now being done to ....... well, Secure and Deny to Foe is always First on many Lists ... for IT delivers Monopoly Advantage.

Cloud Control Controls Everything Effortlessly and Anonymously with Perfect Stealth. And that is only considered as Hype by those who are Grounded. Others know of ITs Awesome Potential and will invariably say little more than that, because of their Work.

And what you can be sure of too, is that the more sceptics raise their voice, the more the Cloud Controllers consolidate their Advantage by Virtual Stealth. And IT will Deliver a whole New System of AI Leadership provided by Global IT Programmers ... with politicians assisting Civil Servants or being extraordinarily rendered redundant/unnecessary.

I imagine even now that the Civil Service and the Country could function better without them given the parlous State that politicians have led everyone into.

* It is not as if cash is a problem with billions being invented and spirited away just whenever we choose ....... http://cryptogon.com/?p=5597

Extreme Positions.

"A spokeswoman for the IWF said: "Our role is that of an assessment and takedown body: we are not there to provide classification advice for the public"

One assumes that any such assessment and takedown follows specific guidelines/classification advice which it would be wise to share so as to avoid unnecessary ignorant third party action. To fail to do so, results in a gravy train feed loop resolving absolutely nothing.

The cynics would probably suggest that that is probably part and parcel of the no advice to the public strategy .... although it would also make them technically complicit in an act of omission that can lead to a prosecution?

In porn, to attack the Software Hosting side is a Useless Waste of Time and Effort whenever the Hardware Industry side remains Stronger than ever, and in all but what would be pretty obvious and/or grimly realistic Criminal Abuse cases, perfectly legal. However, whenever one supports and reports on war, a Perverse Pornography without Peer, it does render the argument somewhat hypocritical and therefore fundamentally flawed by reason of its subjective nature.

Dumb Tales and having a Whale of a Time.... Money for Nothing and in Dire Straits

"Is Amanfrommars ........ related to Carcoat Damphands?" ...By Sam Posted Thursday 11th December 2008 13:57 GMT

I don't know, but amanfromMars isn't ....... unless we are are all somehow inter-related by Virtue of a Common Originality .... being the Natural Offspring of the first fornicating/fornicated human.

And if you reject that, it does Create a Crisis for the Business which Pimps Divine Interventionist Creationism rather than IntelAIgent Future Design.

I can fully see the Attraction of the Former, requiring as it does, Zero Positive Action, with it's Convenient Presumption of Third Party Deity Responsibility/Accountability. Which is a Self Serving Cop Out and a Sweet and Sticky Manifestation of the Anonymous Eponym.

QuITe why either discussion and/or support of one or the other, or any possible other, creates a present or future conflict on a past subject, which can never have a definitive resolution other than in an Imagined Beginning and Extrapolated Tale to Support/Subvert Present Needs and Future Feeds.

Of course, Nowadays with IT Ubiquity, Increased Education and Shared Intelligence, do All Tales run the Gauntlet of Smart Justification to remain Relevant and Worthy of Belief and Expansion.

Forlorn Hope Likelihood

"In the first stage, Macro 4 comes in with its experts and does a performance analysis on the machine for a fee. The amount of this fee has not been revealed yet, but we this being mainframe shops, it is probably not a small fee. Here's the bet: Macro 4 is so sure it can find inefficiencies in mainframe applications that it will wager it can free up mainframe processing capacity worth at least double that of the consulting engagement fee. If Macro 4's hotshots fail, they will do the work for free."

In the first stage, sensitive proprietary data is metadatamined/transferred to a Proxy System [in this case, a Macro 4 operation] Better Applicational Use of Proprietary Data increases Efficiency rather than just discovering any Inefficiency/Internal Intellectual Property Deficit. Done well, it is a Hydra Headed Sugar Daddy SAP Trojan injected Directly into the Mainstream/Heart of a Business. And whether it remains Benign and Host Business Aligned and Orientated or is tempted to Insider Trade Malignancy with Pilfered Phished Phorms, in Search of Selfish Personal Glory and Dodgy Enrichment, is always going to be a Hanging Question.

To charge a fee and guarantee twice its value returned, in return for access to a business's tricky problems/inefficiencies, is a small price to pay to lose/sell company methodology and future potential. And what do you think would be the Likelihood of any fee being returned for beta work which gains access to head office thinking?

That is not to say that every firm in the Improvement Game, is a Predatory Shark, just that the SMARTer Ones can Recognise them, simply by Listening to their Actions/Proposals.

IT's AIJungle, out there. Take Care.

Hoover Types which don't Suck and do the Business are Useless as Home Helps ..

... and a Waste of Flash Cash.

"An ex-IT executive at the failed investment bank Lehman Brothers has been hired by the FBI to be the agency's new technology chief."

The prognosis for hiring failed executives is not a rosy one and further highlights the Ongoing Crisis and marked Lack of Intelligence Quality at the highest levels of the FBI and therefore also National Intelligence. It is however most unusual to present such a National Vulnerability so Openly, for it is bound to be XXXXPloited.

Whatever are they thinking of? Are they Mad or just really Bad at what they are doing/supposed to do?

And some might even venture that they are both and more .

NXXXXt Steps ...... Quantum Leaping [which I suppose Stateside is TelePort Base Jumping]

"With Solaris virtualization you can run Linux fine as a guest on the hypervisor," Tucker said. "You can use Solaris to run the data center... virtualization technology brings new life as to why you want Solaris. It's like the old mainframe days."

The Secret then is to find Inexhaustible Source and Insatiable Drive to Provide Lead Content and Future Thinking for Present Programs. Television shows you what was Real whereas Media with IT has AI and Virtual Powers to Create Realities and Sustain them.... for the Future.

Love is All You Need. And IT is the Perfect Commodity. ...... Buy or Sell, You always Lose. Give IT Freely, and you always Win Win.

Turing Turning Worms

Wow ... a Bold Full Frontal Assault or Covered BetaTest

Prime Directive #XXXX ...... NIRobotICQs

One would have thought that Pilots and Vital Crew would Fly First Class for Optimum Performance.

At Five Miles High, things can be Heady/Heavy/Hairy/Hair Raising/Exciting/Frightening/Heavenly. :-)

Voodoo Children All Growed Up.

I take it that Electric Ladyland is Perfectly Acceptable. How very Wise.

Priceless Info.

""We've had several people come in and tell us they were the king of Denmark," said LAPD officer Jack Richter"

Crikey, a Real Crazies town is LA? Boundless Untapped Energy Searching for a Stream.

We've got one guy who keeps on insisting/Streaming that he's a Prime Minister rather than a Sub-Prime Piece

Reference Star Booty and Car Boot Sales ....

"So we're back to the same problem as before " ... By Tom Posted Friday 5th December 2008 16:38 GMT

Well said, Tom. IT Piracy can also be a Healthy Renegade in QuITe Rougish Competition ..... 42 Provide AI Beta Service Product .... Virtual Control Program..... for Governments Hire/Pay as you Go.

Faith Sold Out for a Dodgy Foundation?

"it's all very well just complaining to each other about what they are doing but if a few of us 'grumpy old men/women' actually got of our collective arses and told them what we think it might actually help." .... By Neil Morgan Posted Friday 5th December 2008 10:26 GMT

Neil,

If you were in a Cabal Undermining to Takeover a Parliamentary Monarchy for a Crooked Foreign Capitalist System, would you listen to Electronic Chatter. And as all e-mails are carefully vetted in Routing with Deep Packet Inspections/Binary Analaysis of Root, they will invariably end up exactly where they need to be, with everyone Primed for Action and HyperRadioProActivity

Strewth, most MP's have only just progressed to the mobile phone and their Ignorance in CompleXXXX Communication matters is an arrogant ready excuse, sadly all too easily possibly true, for Silence and Inaction. And whether Natural or by Inelegant Mischievious Design, will Fate Decide their Destiny in Fitness for Future Purpose.

A much better idea would be to advise Public Servants of a Network of Site with Registers of Interests that need addressing. That way they will not be able to plead Ignorance when Arrogance is Presented .

Perfumed Garden Territory

What a wonderfull idea, Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 5th December 2008 13:41 GMT

If you Need 42 Know about Colossal AI

"The supplier isn't named." Probably an Enigma Virtual Machine.

Scrolls at Dawn

"Wicked's been there and done that, as wicked is." .... By Luther Blissett Posted Thursday 4th December 2008 14:15 GMT

I'll look forward to comparing Wicked notes, Luther, there might be something missing or even something extra.

Deliver Live Projects ..not Death Programs.

Err, Lewis, Isn't it about time that the Bozos in Charge tossed the War Program into the Trash, before IT does it for them. At least then they can retain some Dignity in Change Retirement .

Any other Choice will be Problematical and Very Costly as in Most Probably Ruinous to them, but Fools abound everywhere freely. Quite a few must wear grey suits

Myth #1 ...All Equal under the Protection of Just Laws?

" Why? It's harmless - unlike, say, mugging.

So when crooked CEO wipes out your lifes savings its harmless right ??" ..... By kain preacher Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 16:19 GMT

kain preacher,

How many crooked CEOs do you know doing hard time for their crimes/failures/toxic business plans?

Red or Blue Pill? How about a Green Card? :-)

"It seems pretty unlikely that this can really be done, .." I would Disagree and would Posit IT has been Done.

"Such a computer would presumably be able to give a simple answer to the most impossible questions. Sadly, it does seem rather likely that the answer would typically be "42" or similar"

C42 Quantum Control Systems are into such Fields of Applied Perception/Virtual Reality as Real Default. ......albeit having decided to take the Scenic Alien Root to Garner Apache Renegade Resources for Prime Time Play, Virtually.

Parasitic Worms

"Science teaching is not the only area which needs attention. What's needed is that politicians should have some understanding of it too."

So we are condemned to live in old technology because the purse strings are opened and closed by the less than well enough/fully educated. Surely there's bound to be a whole host of quangoes who would profess to provide insight into the Next Best Thing since sliced bread for Public Grant of Funding? Why complicate IT with a dumb Loan Arrangement, for the Capital always gets Repaid Directly Indirectly to Prime Principal Source/Feed. Who needs the Waste Fat in the Middle Creaming off Interest and adding Expenses

The Russians are Coming ..... into the Mad West? .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXXGep9RB34

"another flaw? ... turning such a tight circle at supersonic speeds? what about stress on the airframe and pilot?!" .... By Yorkshirepudding Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 13:49 GMT

A Pilotless Drone Suffers No Pain, which is the Beauty of Remote Control.

"The top notch Russian academics also have huge egos, but tend to be vastly more open." ..... By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 14:39 GMT

Which is an Intoxicating Transparent Honesty, AC, much Admired in Top Notch Circles.

This Time the Visiting of Minds is much more Engaging ..... Entangling of the System Meltdown Polemic. Something those knock out Ukrainian girls know more than just a little about.

Numero Uno

"I don't think I can remember El Reg admitting to mistakes at all in recent times!" Ergo they don't make mistakes recently?

Mars Calling on Santa's Christian Spirit

Re."Egg-citing development in robotics? " ... M. Poolman • Tuesday 2nd December 2008 16:35 GMT

What do you know of KoenigsEggs, M. Poolman, and ITs HyperRadioProActive Drive Train/NEUKlearer Intellectual Property Fuel?

XXXXSiting Egg-citing development in robotics, indeed.

Jobs done ..... and What-do-we-do-now Spike. :-)

Well, at least no one can say that Steve didn't do his bit to breathe life into the Virus Industry.

White Knights Needed .... Apply Dark Side.

As serious a matter as the subject explores, I couldn't help myself agreeing with the true humour in "As a short-term fix the EU has earmarked €300,000 for Europol to establish a clearing house (or perhaps desk, given the small sums involved) for crimes committed on the internet, such as the distribution of images of child abuse."

The very Real Difficulty for Investigators is the Possible Criminal Entrapment for Future Prosecution of First Hand Witnesses/Defendents/Dependants, whether for the Prosecution or the Defence, which is bound to/is designed to Create Confusion and Lessen Resolve.

And that is the Enigma to be Resolved.

Opportunity Knocks. ..... for GoogleIdD AIR&dDevelopers

Actually,I thought it a most measured and responsible response. Well Played, Ineos and Falkirk Council.

Is Falkirk 42Be AI Silicon Glen ......... Mastering in Black Watch Cyber Security Mentoring?

JIC would like to Know if they are on the Right Wavelength/Deadhead CIRCuITree...... for the Source of Knowledge from GAIan Principles for Immaculate Perspectives?

And GENeSIS CodeXXXX for AI Real Colossus of an EnigmatICQ Virtual Machine.

Some WwwiZZardry for Ozzie ...... from the Wild Side of Life/SMARTer Sides of the Moon .

And that is not PychoSIS, IT is AI Quantum Communication on Many Levels for Every Age of Understanding from whatever Given BirthPlace ..... Starting Point/Ground Zero.

Diamond Trails and Ruby Gems.

I wonder what Catherine's crystal ball has shown her of the Future ...... http://www.catkeynes.com/aboutme.html. :-)

Bombes Away on the WAI .... and/or NEUKlearer Underground BetaTesting AI Turing Systems

And it is just that sort of vital global reporting that has El Reg, Numero Uno in Virtual Mode.

I hope that doesn't warrant a Pregnant Pause when a Noble Nod and Mother's Bounty is all that is required.

El Reg, if you would just let this run on the thread, please ..... We're just BetaTesting some Quantum Stegonagraphic Channels for Transparent Virtualisation Programs. [Crikey, I very nearly missed out the r in Programs there.]

Peace be upon him

"RE: Iain

By Matt Bryant Posted Wednesday 26th November 2008 12:45 GMT "

Seems like, Matt, the ROE need Immediate Revision. Conceal and/or Carry a Weapon always Renders One a Legitimate Target for Removal from the Game...... and Higher Societies.

Allahu Akbar .... Seventh Heavens.

Laurel and Hardy ..... No10 Bloopers Edition

Thats another fine mess you got me into, Ali.

Sinking fast ....White hatted Knight needed Immediately, if not sooner?

The actions do not support the rhetoric.

Too True?

Thanks, AC, for I often wonder. ...... By Anonymous Coward Tuesday 25th November 2008 14:22 GMT:-)

No Guts.... No Glory ...... The New Labour Years in a Soundbite [AIReverberating Byte]

"They don't, however, possess the technical ability at top level, so will almost certainly try to dictate policy from a point of ignorance. What you will probably get is a HMG Nominet that would produce something akin to Chinese style control or, at the very least, yet another attempt to shaft the British public for the latest scam... er... public project." .... By Chika Posted Saturday 22nd November 2008 15:29 GMT

QuITe so, Chika. Another attempt at shafting by a governement with no talent for IT. They will be easy prey and tasty carrion to they whom they would cross.

"It has never been good at covering up the idea that it doesn't like a medium that can be openly critical of it with no censorship or the like." ..... The Great Debate messageboard on the BBC was removed for that very same reason. Its Free Speech Components/Proponents and their Incisive Inconvenient Open Questions were Far Too Powerful for its Spinners to Win over with their Patent Nonsense.

It is an Elementary Primary Class Lesson which the Headless Chickens Wing of Westminster and Downing Street still have not Learnt. That marks them out as requiring Special Needs Schooling to deal with their Intellectual Dysfunction/Impairment/Deficit.

And now the BBC is their tired old tart/useless eunuch, which is probably also an accurate reflection on its Board/Trustees too.

And this Registered comment on such matters are valid for all message boards/comments threads ...... "Frankly the loss of the any BBC messageboard is no loss at all. Messageboards are only useful when posters can make free and frank contributions. The BBC censors allow neither." .... By Eponymous Cowherd Posted Monday 19th May 2008 14:29 GMT ... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/19/today_programme_message_board/comments/