* Posts by handleoclast

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16 exoplanets found huddled around 12 lightweight stars

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Re: Tides

The thing about tides is, you don't need a moon for them. The sun also causes tides. Not as much as our moon's tides, but enough to make a difference between spring and neap tides (or swede tides, if you're Scottish). Which is a good thing, because our moon is abnormally large and it's likely to be very rare for a planet to have a moon that large. Yes, there are larger moons in our own solar system, but not as large as ours relative to the planets they orbit.

I doubt seasonal temperature variations speed up the evolution of multicellular or even intelligent life. But I could be wrong about that.

It's possible you need a molten core for life. One hypothesis for abiogenesis is the convection currents and supplies of chemicals around hydrothermal vents being ideal for polymerizing nucleotides. Those vents tend to have a lot of archaean extremophiles, and archaea predate bacteria.

The magnetic field associated with a molten core also seems important to shield the planet from harmful radiation.

What would Jesus sue? The FCC, it seems

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otherwise they wouldn't keep doing the same things over and over again and expect different results.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. Especially if you get a massive bribe for each attempt. In that situation you don't want to succeed, otherwise you wouldn't get another bribe for trying again.

Millionaire-backed science fiction church to launch Scientology TV network

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I hope the station shows Mork and Mindy

'Cos I always loved the way Mork ended every episode by saying "Xenu, Xenu."

Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs

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Re: RE: Crossrail

@JeffyPoooh

Sometimes, the commentards around here puzzle me. Why did you get so many downvotes? What you claimed is the truth. A rather bizarre and unbelievable truth, but true nonetheless (for strange values of "truth").

Maybe you were downvoted for not providing a link. Here it is.

Maybe you were downvoted by those who found the video, watched it, and were annoyed because it took a hell of a long time to prove its point and did so in an interminably rambling way. In which case I'll probably get downvoted too.

Who knows? I certainly don't

People, eh? You can't live with them. You can't chop them up with a chainsaw and flush them down the toilet. Well, you can, but eventually you get caught and imprisoned.

Rant launches Eric Raymond's next project: Open-source the UPS

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lead acid and gassing

deep cycle wet lead acid batteries really need to gas from time to time

The gas is from the electrolysis of water, giving hydrogen and oxygen, and usually happens in overcharging conditions (such as the continuous trickle charge in most UPSs when the batteries are already full). Hydrogen can lead to embrittlement in a variety of materials, which may cause unwanted problems.

In the early days of submarines it was found that the filament lamps in the battery room failed far more frequently than expected. Hydrogen from the batteries diffused rather easily through the glass envelope and caused embrittlement of the tungsten filament, making it more prone to failure from vibration. That glass envelope is sufficient to retain an inert gas in modern filament lamps, or even maintain the vacuum of the early filament lamps, but it won't stop hydrogen.

Of course, most filament lamps are illegal these days, so you probably won't have that problem. But it's probably a good idea to ensure any area with lead-acid batteries on charge is reasonably well ventilated. I don't know if anyone has done any research on the effects of hydrogen on LEDs, for example, but I suspect it won't do them any good in the long term.

Europe is living in the past (by nearly six minutes) thanks to Serbia and Kosovo

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Re: "after ignoring NTP for 25 years"

@david 12

NTP dates to c 1985.

It existed, under the name history..

Some of us look deeper than Wikipedia for our facts.

If, as you claim to believe, MS ignored it for 25 years, that would put the first MS implementation at c 2010.

I can't remember the exact date when I no longer had to install 3rd-party NTP solutions on Windoze because Microsoft had finally included their own implementation, but that date sounds about right. It was somewhere between 6 and 12 years ago. At some point in that timeframe I walked into a room full of computers running up-to-date versions of Windoze and the clocks were all over the place. I showed the person in charge how to fix it by installing a 3rd-party solution because at that point in time there was no Microsoft implementation of NTP.

And that first Microsoft implementation was pretty crap because it used SNTP (intended for querying a serious timeserver on your local network) to query Microsoft-run timeservers across the wider Internet. Because it was SNTP it did almost none of the sophisticated analysis required to compensate for WAN latency/congestion/etc. It was as shitty as I expected, but it was sufficiently adequate that it was no longer worth spending time installing something better.

Yep, 25 years is about right, because I recall David Mills announcing NTP had been in operation for 25 years around the same time that Microsoft finally got around to implementing NTP on Windoze. Just because you find it hard to believe that Microsoft ignored NTP for 25 years does not mean that they didn't ignore it for 25 years. You should not let your personal credulity get in the way of actual facts.

The rest of your post is of similar value.

That appears to be the pot calling an iceberg black.

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Re: Mains powered clock

"Just checked my W7 against my MSF clock. W7 is 23 seconds fast. "

and this morning it is only 2 seconds fast - about an hour after powering the PC back on.

I think (for small values of "think") that the next time you reboot it will have a different error. But less than 2 minutes either way. It's something about the granularity of timekeeping on NT-derived versions of Windows (I expect somebody who actually knows about the innards of the beast will be along to correct me).

It seems to me to be rather important for servers (at least) to have the correct time. So that intrusion/hack attempts can be correlated with ISP connection records. It's no good knowing the IP address an attack came from if your clock could be out by two minutes with respect to the ISP's and you get spurious connection details. That's why, whenever I take over admin of a *nix server, one of the first things I do is make sure ntpd is correctly configured and running.

It's also important to have the correct time (or at least co-ordinated time) across any setup using Kerberos (such as Microsoft Active Directory). Oh, I vaguely recall rhere's a rather large slop in the specs for timing in all that. "We need to get the right time to avoid replay attacks, but we want to allow a margin for network congestion/lag and clock drift." Yeah, right.

Microsoft's tech page boasting about how they "improved" NTP adds insult to injury.

handleoclast

Re: Mains powered clock

Just check your clocks & watches against the computer these days. That gets synced to some nice atomic clocks somewhere.

Last time I checked (a few years ago, and I can't be arsed wading through that crap again to see if it's changed), Microsoft trumpeted their embraced and extended version of NTP (after ignoring NTP for 25 years first). After making many "improvements" they guaranteed your computer would show the time correct to ±2 minutes. I could have misremembered that, and it could be that timestamps would have that slop but the displayed clock would do better, but it's still shit. Maybe they've improved things since I looked.

On Linux, using the default NTP servers specified by the installation, I'd be surprised if the time it showed was less accurate than ±50 ms. If I were to configure ntpd to use a few stratum-1 servers (that would be naughty, so I don't do it) I could do better than that.

For those without sane implementations of NTP, every so often Aldi sell a small MSF clock for around a tenner. Or you could install an NTP client app on your phone. Or even tell your phone to get its time from the MNO (not as good, but probably better than Microsoft's "improved" NTP - I just checked and it's about 2s slow).

Ofcom to networks: Want this delicious 5G spectrum? You'll have to improve 4G coverage

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Re: EE? No need to say any more

Yet, the nearest EE and Three masts are next door to each other...

But not operating on the same frequency. Perhaps not even on the same frequency band. Propagation depends upon frequency. Interference effects depend upon frequency.

Whether I get 3G or 4G from Three depends on whether or not it's raining and other (unknown) factors. Such is life in this modern world.

Unidentified hax0rs told not to blab shipping biz Clarksons' stolen data

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Perfectly sensible decision

The hackers can no longer rely upon sending the stolen information to a newspaper to publish because the injunction will ensure that no sensible editor would risk publishing it.

Hurrah!

Actually, it would also allow take-down orders against any web site the hackers uploaded it to, although other legislation (such as copyright) would probably have sufficed.

Hurrah!

The one slight fly in the ointment is Barbra Streisand. But if Clarksons can get an injunction against her, they'll be safe.

Hurrah!

I'm starting to wonder about the mushrooms in my morning fry-up. My thought processes seem to be wandering and the walls are melting.

Hurrah!

A ghoulish tale of pigs, devs and docs revived from the dead

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Re: Love it!

@Bob Wheeler

there are ghosts in the machines

Nah, it's the Phantom of the Operating System.

Android P will hear no evil, see no evil, support evil notches

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Priapus

Suck on this...

Got some broken tech? Super Cali's trinket fix-it law brought into focus

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What a great idea!

This is a fantastic idea. For gadget manufacturers.

Such a great idea that I wonder if the gadget manufacturers have bunged the politicians some money on the quiet.

Don't believe me?

Dunning-Kruger.

The morons who think they can carry out the repair will be the ones who will totally fuck it up. Example: a neighbour wanted to put up curtain wire for some net curtains. A friend of hers was helping her. But they had problems. They couldn't get the eyelets (the ones that screw into the wire) to mate. Which they wanted to do so they could screw one into the window frame to mate with the one screwed into the wire. I explained they need cup hooks (better than screws because you don't need a screwdriver to take the net off for washing). I gave them a couple of cup hooks. Which the neighbour's moronic friend tried to hammer into the frame. Ruining the hooks completely.

These are the kind of people who will be absolutely certain they can carry out the repair. And I can be absolutely certain they'll fuck it up. At which point they'll have no option but to buy a new gadget.

So which would a manufacturer prefer? People taking their gadgets for repair, an activity which usually has low profit margins despite high prices? Or people accidentally destroying their gadget and having to buy a new one?

Of course, the manufacturers can't actively encourage this. It would look very bad. But if they bribe a few politicians to "force" it on them, they're laughing all the way to the bank.

IBM's homomorphic encryption accelerated to run 75 times faster

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Re: Am I the only one who read that as

Strangely, I read it as "homeopathic."

Audit finds Department of Homeland Security's security is insecure

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Re: Not impressive. But then again if you're a sysadmin how would *your* company fair ?

My gut tells me a lot of it's about setting up a process (and the automation to support it) so it's so easy to do the right thing it gets done.

SCAP.

Official pronunciation "Ess-CAP" or "Ess See Ay Pee." I think those pronunciations are C-RAP and use the forbidden (and obvious) pronunciation.

That quibble aside, if you're not using SCAP, why not? OpenSCAP on Linux, a Microsoft embraced and extended abomination of it on Windows. A checklist of all known problems you should disable/neuter (e.g., sendmail, NFS) and automation to check they stay disabled/neutered. And you can customize the ruleset where circumstances demand it, such as not complaining about a web server and an email server on the same host (having one host for each minimizes the size of the attack surface, but small hosting providers may choose to live with that risk).

Why rely on your experience and memory to tell you what to disable/neuter/check when SCAP can do it for you? And keep checking that nobody has slyly installed/enabled something they shouldn't. It's not even pets vs cows territory, it makes sense for pets too.

Rhode Island proposes $20 porn tax. Er, haven't we heard this before?

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Missing /s in article

and second, it is never going to pass in any of the larger US states. Because it is, of course, a terrible idea.

Hahahahahahahahahaha. But you really should have included "/s" for those unfamiliar with the dire legislation passed in various blue states.

April Fool: FCC finally bothers with Puerto Rico as chairman visits

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Re: Embarrassed to be American

You wait until 2020 with a Pai/Palin ticket. Then you'll be embarrassed.

Co-op Bank's shonky IT in spotlight as delayed probe given go-ahead

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@wolfetone

I don't, but I'd rather be seen to be a lonely old man than have to use that God awful online portal.

No need to pretend (or even be) a lonely old man. Not when you can use this...

"I'd use your on-line portal but I'm hopeless with computers."

"Erm, but it says on your account details that you're employed as a computer programmer."

"Yes, I am. Tell me, what do you think of your IT system?"

"I see your point. How can I help you?"

123 Reg suffers deja vu: Websites restored from August 2017 backups amid storage meltdown

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New algorithm could help self-driving cars scout out hidden objects

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Country Roads

Not the song.

I've walked along twisty, narrow country roads with no pavement (sidewalk in Merkin). More than once I've had to dive into the hedge as some car came speeding around a blind corner. These were roads that often have people on horseback riding along, and if the car had encountered one of those it would have ended nastily.

This see-around-corners trick, even if it worked in real time, would be no good there. You're not going to get any useful data bouncing light off a hedge. Or at a road junction where one corner has buildings (obscuring your view of the turning you wish to take) but the other corners have nothing (not even a hedge or fence).

If you could make it a lot faster, and a lot more reliable, it might be useful as a belt-and-braces solution. A second opinion that occasionally comes into play and improves safety a little in some rare situations. It would be better, at this stage, putting the money into solutions that work in all situations (otherwise known as driving safely).

Facebook regrets asking whether it's OK to let adult men ask underage girls for smut pix

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Make it a criminal offence to file a false report, See how many they get then.

It is a criminal offence to file a false DMCA claim to take down a youtube video you dislike (by filing a DMCA you are claiming, under penalty of perjury that your copyright has been violated). Guess how often false DMCA claims are filed on youtube... It seems to be a favourite pass time of hard-of-thinking religious people to file false DMCAs against atheist videos which point out the contradictions/flaws in their religious beliefs.

As one US president (no, not Dubya or Trump) was surprised to learn, 50% of the population are of below-average intelligence. Adolescents are known to be less capable of resisting the urge to make impulsive actions because they have yet to gain the experience to cause them to apply rational thought before acting. So, "see how many they get then"? Fucking shitloads.

World's biggest DDoS attack record broken after just five days

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Re: ISPs could mitigate this

@ andyp-random-number

We do it for cars, people have to make sure their car is compliant so as not to be a danger to others, it's called an MOT. While MOTs aren't perfect, at least the responsibility is put onto the owner.

My father use to have this approach to driving: assume the other driver is an idiot. Sure, it's the other driver's responsibility to drive safely and with due care and attention, but the injuries you suffer in an accident aren't any less severe because you happened to be in the right.

The same principle applies to MOTs and car maintenance. Your injuries aren't any less severe because the guy should have ensured his car was in a safe condition but did not. At best, the insurance companies will pay for your expenses because the accident wasn't your fault. It's still better to drive defensively.

Yes, people running memcached should tighten their security. There should be a way to fine those that do not, or at least to pass costs of defending yourself from their stupidity onto them. But this isn't an ideal world, so drive defensively.

Swiss see Telly Tax as a Big Plus, vote against scrapping it

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And in other news...

I see only one compelling argument for maintaining some sort of telly tax to fund the BBC. That's the news.

The days are gone when newspapers had a "Chinese wall" between advertising and content. The days when a newspaper would have a front-page story ripping one of its major advertisers to shreds over its misdeeds, regardless of the financial consequences are just memories Those days went with Maxwell and Murdoch. And even before then the Chinese wall wasn't as strong as some people fondly remember.

In the US, that Chinese wall is also long gone (if it ever truly existed) as far as TV news goes. TV news in the US is very reluctant to attack its major advertisers. TV news about to fuck over your company? Quick, buy a lot of advertising with them so they'll drop the story.

The BBC keeps UK TV news a lot more honest than it otherwise would be. The likes of ITN and Sky news do report the misdeeds of their major advertisers. They have to, because they know the BBC will do so anyway. If they ignore the story then people will know they're biased and switch to the BBC for news, so they lose viewers (and advertising revenue). So they report it and hope the advertiser will stay with them (and maybe even buy more advertising in damage control).

The BBC is why news here is a lot better than in the US. And if you think how bad UK TV news is, just imagine how dire US TV news is.

As to how we fund the BBC to be free of adverts, that's a different argument. I'm merely pointing out the benefits of the BBC remaining free of adverts even if you never watch it and watch only its competitors.

WordPress is now 30 per cent of the web, daylight second

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Re: Wordpress is NOT a CMS

@nevstah

just because you can use a tool for something other than what it was designed for, doesn't mean becomes a different tool.

You missed out a word which invalidates your conclusion. Wordpress was originally designed for blogs. Drupal was originally designed as a CMS. Wordpress evolved into a multi-purpose tool (by adding CMS), as did Drupal (by adding blogs).

One can argue over how well either of those two (and others, such as Joomla) have evolved into multi-purpose tools. One can argue over whether Wordpress's CMS is better or worse than Drupal's CMS or whether Wordpress's blog is better or worse than Drupal's blog. One can argue which of them is a better multi-purpose tool, although that is heavily influenced by what one uses the tool for.

What you can't legitimately argue is that any of them are no good at what they now do based upon what they originally did. You would take exception to me claiming that you are hopeless at coding software because originally all you could do was eat, sleep, cry and shit yourself. Things change.

Knock, knock. Whois there? Get ready for anonymized email addresses after domain privacy shake-up

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@Lee D

I basically agree with just about everything you wrote. Except this:

This should have ALWAYS been like this.

There was damned good reason for it being that way in the early days of the net. There were few virtual hosts, technology was still evolving, and there were very few non-geeks having a domain name. Back then you could do something really stupid that affected large chunks of the net and it was imperative people contacted you in a hurry.

These days any non-techy can grab a domain name, pay for a vhost (or cloud host) to put up an eyesore of a website. But that's OK, because if you do something on a vhost that causes big problems your hosting company will notice (in an ideal world, anyway) and do something. Nobody needs to contact you to get you to fix it because you wouldn't know how anyway.

I've seen a number of people bitten by whois. Back in the early days one paid by credit card for Yahoo! for hosting and they dumped her name, address and phone number from the card details into the whois. As a result of which, given the nature of her website, she got a stalker.

So yes, it needs to change. But it should have been like this back in the early days. The Morris Worm was just one of the many occasions where being able to find out-of-band contact details (like a phone number) allowed things to be cleaned up a lot faster.

With IoT you too can turn your home into a giant flashing 'HORSE BIRTH NOW' klaxon

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Re: Surely it can be adapted...

The idea of a device that is sutured to a very sensitive area of the participant in advance is likely to encounter... a certain amount of push-back.

Offer it as a labial piercing and they'll all want one, pregnant or not.

Fancy owning a two-seat Second World War Messerschmitt fighter?

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EEeeeeee

Make mine an EE Lightning.

Noisy bastards, those. Very noisy. As I found out, many years ago, at RAF Scampton.

You'd expect something made by English Electric to be a lot quieter. Maybe the noise was from the power cord unreeling.

Hypersonic nukes! Nuclear-powered drone subs! Putin unwraps his new (propaganda) toys

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Saner MAD

How to make MAD ever-so-slightly saner.

MAD (Mutually-Assured Destruction) is predicated upon being able to wipe out your opponent even as your opponent is wiping you out. You're both fucked. The hope is that neither side will be so insane as to actually do it, although it's only an effective deterrent if you can persuade your enemy that your leader is insane enough to actually do it (Trump's only talent).

Counter-measures, such as laser and missile (missle in Merkin) defences, destabilize MAD. They raise the possibility that you could nuke your opponent whilst taking out your opponent's counter-strike. That would turn a lose-lose situation into a win for you, giving you an incentive to launch a pre-emptive strike.

Here's where it gets interesting. If you nuke your opponent, the immediate damage is caused by thermal flash and blast wave. In the slightly longer term, fallout (via both radioactivity and the extreme toxicity of various residues) wipe out everyone that survived the blast. In the even longer term, if you use everything in your arsenal (as MAD requires) fallout and nuclear winter wipe out the whole planet.

So here's how to do MAD sanely. Sanely, because it removes the destabilizing effects of counter-measures. If it ever happens, just nuke your own country (turn off your own counter-measures first). Sure, you'll all die immediately or not long after. But in the longer term the fallout and nuclear winter will take out your enemy just as surely as if you had targeted them.

Mine's the NBC suit ---------------->

Ethics? Yeah, that's great, but do they scale?

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Re: Ethics? It's a county just north of London, innit?

Next to Kent.

Immanuel Kent?

Martian microbes may just be resting – boffins

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Re: FOOM?

"voom", surely...

Welsh spelling.

Welsh "f" = English "v." Welsh "ff" = English "f." Welsh "dd" = voiced English "th" (as in "this," not as in "thing"). Welsh "ll" = something unpronounceable.

Vaping on the NHS? Don't hold your breath

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Re: Tobacco is a carcinogen whether or not you burn it

I suspect big 'baccy likes HNB because there's still the opportunity to tweak the balance of nicotine, MAOIs¹ and enhancers to make them even more addictive using methods they've tweaked to perfection over many years, whereas vaping is pure, pharmaceutical grade nicotine,

Smoking delivers at least 6 different alkaloids, of which nicotine is known to be addictive and two of the others are suspected to be addictive. I think this may be one reason why many people mix their usage of vaping and real cigarettes. Vaping just isn't quite the same. I use vaping to stretch the time between having a cigarette, and in situations where smoking is not permitted but vaping is. The cigarette is a reward for putting up with the less-than-satisfactory vaping. I've cut my usage of cigarettes and cut my expenditure on nicotine delivery, but that's about as far as I can take it with current formulations.

In a sane world we'd be doing research on the addictiveness and harmfulness of those other alkaloids and, if the research warranted it, authorizing formulations including them. And it's almost guaranteed that it would be safer to get nicotine+alkaloids by vaping than by smoking (where you get nicotine+alkaloids+tar+carbon monoxide+witch's brew of other crap).

For those who vape for the nicotine rather than the taste, LiQuid does 10ml of 18mg nicotine liquid for a pound. Reviews of the flavours are mixed, but they're good enough for me. There are weird breakpoints on postage, so check carefully before ordering (last time I ordered, 80ml came in cheaper per ml than 100ml because of postage breakpoints). Other companies are around £2.50/10ml, so this is a big saving.

US watchdog just gave up trying to get Google to explain YouTube's huge financial figures

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Underlying mode of operationi

There's no practical distinction between google and youtube. Both track you in order to learn more about you in order to target you with advertising. They populate and make use of a shared database about their consumers. One serves up search results and the other serves up videos, but that's a minor distinction.

Oi, drag this creaking, 217-year-old UK census into the data-driven age

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Re: It's a fundamentally bad idea to use administrative data

Dawkinsism.

Me, I claim pedanticism as my religion.

IPv6 and 5G will make life hell for spooks and cops say Australia's spooks and cops

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Re: Legitimate encryption

There's an interesting twist to this. Any claims that backdoored encryption will only be decrypted with a warrant are false. The people proposing it may not realize this is so, but it is.

Thought experiment. Gov't introduce backdoored encryption and mandate its use for personal communications (things like banks are allowed to use better stuff). Bad guys simply use good encryption which they then super-encrypt with the mandated backdoored encryption. How would the gov't ever know? Only when they get the warrant will they find out that the baddies have thwarted them.

So if backdoored encryption is ever mandated, it will be routinely decrypted en masse. Which will let the authorities know who is being naughty, and allow them to decide whether to arrest immediately or monitor more closely. Because using good encryption underneath the backdoored encryption will be illegal and carry heavy penalties.

So, whether or not politicians currently realize the case, whether the legislation introducing it admits it or denies it, backdoored encryption will lead to universal decryption. Everyone and everything,

On an unrelated note, my sister Jacqueline just adopted three rescue kittens which she has named Mr Poo, Marmalade and Biscuits (because he has ginger nuts, but not for much longer).

Oh, and anyone tempted to use codes should try to ensure that the messages they produce make some sort of sense. :)

Skilling up on Containers, Serverless and DevOps doesn't need to cost

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Re: Build it and they will..

It's a continuously-advertised event. Or so it seems.

I try to refrain from clicking on these, but then my attention wanders and even though I've avoided it 3 days running, I end up clicking it by accident. Which inflates the apparent popularity of it. "Look at how many people read it!" More like "look how many people clicked on it by accident."

I don't even want to read about it, so there's absolutely no chance of me attending.

IBM gives Services staff until 2019 to get agile

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I don't care

I don't care.

He's cheesed it! French flick pirate on the lam to swerve €80m fine, two-year stretch in the clink

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Re: Running in France

Obviously the Dems, as the minor partner has to give more.

Really? I'd have said they have less to lose. They may have valued their few seats at the big boys' table more, but they had far fewer of them. I think the Tories would have folded if the Lib Dems had kept raising the stakes.

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the Tories would have tipped over the table rather than give way. And then in the next election the Lib Dems would have gained a lot of votes for standing on their principles. As it was, they lost a lot of votes for apparently putting a few cabinet posts over principles.

Yes, to some extent the Tories gamed the Lib Dems. Gave way over their vilest ideas in private, so the Lib Dems didn't get any credit for stopping them. And traded giving up something vile in private for getting something less vile in public, where the Lib Dems got the blame for acquiescing.

If the Lib Dems had responded with "No fucking way, let's have a general election" either those less vile ideas would also have been dropped or we'd now have a different political landscape. As it is, it will be a long time before I again consider voting for the Lib Dems.

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Re: This:

Personally I don't go much to the cinema anymore because it has become a damned expensive night out.

It has? I wouldn't know. I tried going to the cinema a few times when I was in my late teens. Uncomfortable seats. Seats not wide enough and not enough leg room (and I'm a short-arse). People squeezing past all the time to get eats or use the toilet. Couldn't watch it at a time of my choosing. No choice of films I hadn't yet seen, just what the cinema had to offer.

That was enough to put me off even back when it wasn't expensive. And now it's all non-smoking you wouldn't get me in a cinema if you paid me to go (unless it was an unreasonably large amount of money).

For a far smaller sum of money I can watch in the comfort of my own home, in a comfortable seat, with food that I like on hand, with the ability to pause whenever my ageing bladder insists and not miss part of the film, with no interruptions from stupid people squeezing past, and a smoking policy that 100% matches my preferences in the matter.

People still go to the cinema? Who knew?

Perusing pr0nz at work? Here's a protip: Save it in a file marked 'private'

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Doing private stuff at work

Some of us are content merely to have a shit at work on that basis.

A long time ago I worked with somebody who would always go for a crap five minutes after lunch break ended. It was an hour-long break so employees had the opportunity to do some shopping or whatever after eating. But he'd always hold it in until lunch break was over, rather than do it in his own time

I'm not faulting him for that attitude, but some days he did look a little strained before visiting the bog. A man of principles, prepared to suffer discomfort rather than violate those principles.

Flappy Friday for Stack Overflow as outage woes run on

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Re: C Nonsense in BASIC

I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to say what the error in that program is.

The programmer used a PRINT statement instead of a DRINK statement. OTOH, that could be debugging code, just to test the concept before switching to production code.

Software shortcuts: Pay down your tech debt. It's time to fix a price

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Re: re: it was deemed over-engineering to cater for anything other than the specification required

Why are you writing software that goes beyond the specification? Who's paying for your time to do this? Where's the value to the business?

Some of us try to avoid painting ourselves into corners. We try to anticipate, a little, how things might evolve in future releases. So if we see two ways of doing something, with little to choose between them except that one paints us into a corner and the other does not...

As HPE trousers soaring profit, new CEO looks at cost-cutting Next plan and thinks: More of that!

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Re: If your only tool is a hammer...

until there was nothing left but talentless execs, whose only strategy was job cuts and offshoring.

I have a cunning plan...

Change HPE into a consulting people, advising other large companies how to cut jobs and offshore until they, too, have nothing left but talentless execs.

Admittedly, in the long term they're building their own competition in the "advise people how to cut jobs and offshore" business, but by the time that happens they'll have been fired with golden parachutes anyway.

That microchipped e-passport you've got? US border cops still can't verify the data in it

handleoclast

Re: So basically it's just a bluff, and has been for the last 13 years at least

Yep. Security through obscurity. Gets the terraists thinking "They have very good passport ID chips so we can't use fake passports any more."

Now the vulnerability has been exposed CBP have a very short period of time to fix it before it starts getting exploited.

Plus ça change, plus c'est foutu. (Blame Google translate, not me).

Boffins: If AI eggheads could go ahead and try to stop their code being evil, that'd be great

handleoclast

Re: phishing mails

@AC

I really don't understand how race can affect or influence peoples behaviour then maybe that's just me.

I agree that race shouldn't affect or influence people's behaviour. But, for some people, race does. For other people it's women, or gays, or atheists who are thought to be inferior.

It shouldn't matter because there is no statistically significant difference in the abilities of the "races." It does matter because the racist thinks he or she is superior in some way to those with a different skin colour. Which, as I've pointed out earlier in the thread, is stupid.

Scammers want their marks to be stupid. So they target people showing some indication of stupidity, such as racism.

Scammers want their marks to think the scammer is stupid, so they'll eagerly fall for a the scam in which they think they're getting the better of the scammer. "He doesn't realize what he has there, I'll be able to sell that gold bar on for much more than I'm paying him," they think as they pay a lot of money for a turd wrapped in gold foil.

Given that the scammer is targeting racists for their stupidity, what can the scammer do to make the mark feel superior? Pretend to be of an "inferior" race. So that's what they do. And they're very successful.

handleoclast

Re: phishing mails

@AC

It would take a special kind of stupid to set up a bank account for someone else regardless of the lure of money.

Yes, it would take a special kind of stupid. You appear to think that kind of stupid does not exist. It does. From Wikipedia:

According to Cormac Herley, a Microsoft researcher, "By sending an email that repels all but the most gullible, the scammer gets the most promising marks to self-select."

You have to be damned stupid to fall for it. So damned stupid that you'll happily send the scammer loads of money without pausing to think it through. According to this arstechnica article there were enough special-kind-of-stupid people with enough money to lose a total of $93,000,000,000 in 2009 alone.

I honestly don't think race comes into this at all.

One person keeps downvoting me in this thread. Is it you because you think race doesn't come into it? Read this article on 419 frauds by the UK's national fraud and cyber crime reporting centre. Second paragraph:

These emails can involve countries such as Iraq, South Africa or somewhere in west Africa such as Ivory Coast, Togo or Nigeria, where the name ‘419’ (an article of the country’s criminal code) originates.

Furriners. Dark-skinned furriners. They're not really, many of them are in the US or the UK. But they want you to think they're furriners. Because if you're stupid then you're also probably a racist (there's a strong correlation). And if you're a racist you think furriners aren't as clever as what you are. And these furriners prove they're not as clever, because one of the giveaways mentioned in that article starts "It’s a badly-written email or letter..."

So there you have it. A furriner, who can't even write proper, obviously trying to pull one over on his government, or an oil company, or something. He's breaking the law! And he's a furriner. Two reasons he deserves to be punished. So really you're just doing the law a favour by ripping him off.

Yes, your special kind of stupid exists. And the people who target it know that this special kind of stupid is often accompanied by racism, so they tailor their scam accordingly.

Now do yourself a favour and read more about 419 scams (aka advance fee frauds) before you fall for one. Because you don't think that type of scam exists, and are therefore somewhat vulnerable.

handleoclast

Re: phishing mails

@AC

Wow, that's a bit of a jump to a conclusion. The majority of these emails are based on a scam where you are either due or can share money if you pay money up front so there isn't any element of ripping the scammer off.

Really??????????????

You have to set up a shared bank account. Which the scammer says he will pay money into (from what appears to be a dodgy source). And then, after the money has been paid into the shared account, the scammer withdraws his share (or you initiate the payment, depending on the variant of the scam).

You don't think it might be possible for you to withdraw all of the money before the scammer withdraws his share? Perhaps you're right. But even if you are, a lot of suckers think it is possible. And that is, at least in part, because the scammer appears to be an illiterate, not very intelligent person. That's a very appealing prospect to many: at worst, a part share in some dodgy money; at best, a full share and a feeling of superiority over a stupid person. If the sucker also happens to be a touch racist, putting one over on a person with dark skin just adds to the appeal.

You couldn't work that out for yourself? If you run a guest house in the US, please let me know. :)

PS, would you like to buy a bridge?

handleoclast

Re: phishing mails

I'd be more worried if the Prince of Nigeria did an English course.

That Nigerian prince may well be capable of writing better English than you or I. The broken English is an inherent part of the scam.

The idea is to convey the impression that he's doing something dodgy but he's not very good at it, so you have an opportunity to take advantage of his stupidity to rip him off. So it's essential he demonstrate that he's not particularly bright. Bright enough to think of a scam but not quite bright enough to avoid clever you ripping him off.

It's no coincidence that there are racist overtones to this. He's a "darkie" and he can't speak English good. So it's morally justified for a white racist to rip off the stupid darkie, incidentally punishing him for doing wrong (a punishment he obviously deserves, because he has dark skin). Why does the racist aspect matter? Because racism is a belief mainly held by stupid people. If the scam appeals to racists it is pre-selecting them for low intelligence.

Putting the urgency in emergency: UK's delayed emergency services network review... delayed

handleoclast
Coat

The old ones are the best

My uncle answered the door in his dressing gown

Why does your uncle have a door in his dressing gown?

Is that him caught in the act in the icon? ---->

Venezuela floats its own oily cryptocurrency to save the world economy

handleoclast
Coat

Re: "as you don't need wheelbarrows to carry money around"

Yes, it's far easier to store a couple of billions on a smartphone to buy a roll of toilet paper, if you can find one.

Yes, but then you find there is no toilet paper (or anything else) in the shops. At least if you have a wheelbarrow of worthless bank notes you can wipe your arse with them. A smartphone (with or without a notch) isn't as good in that situation.

New Google bias lawsuit claims company fired chap who opposed discrimination

handleoclast

Time on hands

@AC

It does look like Google employees have a lot of time on their hands available for talking politics.

Whereas others have a lot of time on their hands available for posting comments about all sorts of topics here. :)