* Posts by handleoclast

1287 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Jan 2012

Robo-callers, robo-cops, robo-runners, robo-car crashes, and more

handleoclast

Re: Uber is at fault, but...

The camera is not a reliable witness in terms of how visible things were

I thought I mentioned that the camera view was limited, and possibly degraded in the video.

What I didn't make explicit is that the video may have caused some people to assume the situation appeared reciprocal: the woman suddenly becoming visible on cam means that car was suddenly visible to the woman. That is far from the case.

she didn't 'appear out of nowhere' she was crossing the road well ahead of the vehicle.

Sure, a human driver ought to have seen her. The automation may have seen her and acted (if Uber hadn't disabled that feature). But she should have seen the car. There is no excuse for walking into a car in that situation.

Oh, and she wasn't "well ahead" of the vehicle. If she had been then she would have reached the other side before the car passed her. She was on a collision course. That's not "well ahead" but "not far enough ahead."

Since you failed to grasp the point, I'll make it again. The car was more visible to her than she was to the driver. No ifs, buts or maybes. This is simple optics. If Uber hadn't disabled the feature, she might not have been hit. If the driver had been paying attention she probably would not have been hit, difficult to be sure. But if she had been paying attention she would not have been hit.

There's no excuse for walking into the path of a car, at night, when the headlights mean it is highly visible. The car was more visible to her than she was to the driver. No excuse. None.

Uber fucked up. The driver fucked up. But the woman fucked up even bigger. We're each responsible for our own safety. Anybody crossing the road dangerously on the assumption that a driver will take compensating action is a fucking idiot.

handleoclast

Uber is at fault, but...

Sure, Uber is at fault. It's pretty much a given that whenever something goes wrong with Uber, it's Uber's fault. And this case is particularly bad, because they "fixed" something that wasn't broken. But...

Having watched the video a few times, the woman seemed to come out of nowhere. Sure, it was a single camera, with a narrow-ish field of view. And the lighting wasn't good (or the video had been "downgraded" to make it look worse). But...

The but? Three of them. It was night, the radar range equation, and our peripheral vision.

It was night, so the car's headlights were on.. That's clear from the video.

The radar range equation says that the returned power is inversely proportional to the fourth power of the distance. The intensity of a radar (or light) beam is inversely proportional to the square of distance, what little is reflected is similarly subject to the inverse square law, so the returned power is inverse fourth power.

Our peripheral vision is more sensitive to faint light, and to changes in intensity, than our central vision. The same is not true of cameras and AI. Even if she had kept her eyes straight ahead, she'd have seen the lights from the car in her peripheral vision.

Where am I going with this? The light returned to the camera was inverse fourth power but the light seen by the woman was inverse square law, so a lot brighter. The car may not have seen the woman because of lighting conditions, field of view of camera, etc., but it's for damned sure the woman could see the car well in advance.

How can I be sure of this? In the past I lived in a rural location and occasionally had to walk twisty, hilly country roads. Roads with no pavement. Hedges dampened sound and blocked vision around bends. Which meant cars could come whizzing around corners without me being able to detect them until the last second and having to dive into a hedge. That was during the day. At night it was a very different matter. At night I could see the beams of the headlights from far away. Even if the car was coming up behind me the general increase in ambient illumination gave it away.

Let me make this very clear. Even with the brow of a hill and a sharp bend in the road between us, I could detect a car coming up behind me at least 30 seconds before it passed by me. It would be harder to detect a car coming up behind me in an area with street lighting, but a piece of piss to detect one coming towards me. I would be aware of the car long before the driver was aware of me.

The woman walked right into it. With every advantage over the driver and the automation, she walked right into it.

OK, it's harder to judge distances at night. Even knowing that car headlights are a car-width apart, it's harder to judge distances. Which makes you more cautious, right? That little thing about not crossing the road if traffic is coming that was drilled into us as kids, right? If it's harder to judge distances you cross more cautiously, right?

The only mitigation in her favour (maybe) is that few of us are taught a basic fact of geometry that is apparently not instinctual: if an object is in your field of view and maintains a constant angle to you, then you are on a collision course. I wasn't taught it, and was a little surprised as an adult when I read of it. It's apparently not instinctual in any vertebrate because birds and animals, as well as humans, get caught out by it. Even so, there was a car coming towards her. She could have waited for it to go by, just to be safe, but she walked right into it.

So yeah, Uber was at fault. But so was the woman.

Africa's internet body in full-blown meltdown: 'None of the above' wins board protest vote

handleoclast

Re: None Of The Above

Sounds like it's the only smart thing Afrinic has done lately.

Only half-smart. The smart option is "Re-Open Nominations" (aka "RON"). With that option they wouldn't be in the mess they're in. Still a mess, because (theoretically) nobody would be authorized to hold a second ballot, but an improvement. Better still would be RON with a temporary reprieve for the current board until successful appointments. But that would be vulnerable to ballot-rigging (stuff the boxes with RON votes every time to get permanent power). That could have been improved upon by handing off electoral control to some independent third-party.

So only half-smart. Smart enough that it was possible to get rid of the bastards, not smart enough to get their replacements in place.

And yes, RON should be on every ballot.

handleoclast

Re: Ahhhh Africa...

And this is different from the USA how, currently?

In both the USA and Africa, elected officials are corrupt.

In both the USA and Africa, the public expect elected officials to be corrupt.

In Africa a slightly higher percentage of the population aspire to becoming a corrupt elected official (much as people elsewhere aspire to winning a lottery jackpot, and for similar reasons) and a slightly lower percentage deplore corrupt elected officials. In Africa it tends to be more open, in the USA there are token attempts to hide it, such as this.

The UK isn't much better.

NASA will send tiny helicopter to Mars

handleoclast

Re: It's a tough one at 1/160 Earth sea level pressure.

Looks like one of those things you can get on eBay for when you're bored round the office.

My thoughts exactly.

In fact, I was thinking of one of these (having purchased one of these eyeball-removers from a different seller last year).

US prison telco accused of selling your phone's location to the cops

handleoclast

Nuke them from orbit

Twice. Just to be sure.

'Alexa, find me a good patent lawyer' – Amazon sued for allegedly lifting tech of home assistant

handleoclast
Coat

And what, they've only *just* realised that Amazon are supposedly breaking their patent now? Short on money by any chance?

It's possible they simply forgot they had the patent until somebody said "Alexa, what patents do we have."

handleoclast

Re: toki pona!

Maybe Japan (allegedly) can sue?

I got a longer (but not full) translation, which made sense in this context, using Malayalam. Which is probably just coincidence.

FCC sets a record breaking $120m fine for rude robocalls

handleoclast

@Charles 9

In such a situation, phones would likely be internally routed through a PBX or the like. In which case, the call would be routed through the internal network before being forwarded outside

Yeah, that's one way to do it. Company in one location contracts out calling customers (I'm talking about calls the customers actually want, not unwanted calls) to a call centre in another location (or possibly more than one call centre). So when the call centre makes a call, it dials a special number for the company that contracted it, a number that is a hunt group for several (perhaps large values of "several") lines at the company itself. Those lines go to a PBX, which then forwards the call to the customer over yet more lines, all to make it look like the call came from the company itself. That's some rather expensive tromboning, requiring twice the number of lines as actual calls and a PBX.

Or, the company authorizes the call centre to make calls on its behalf using the appropriate calling ID for the company. Legal, legit and moral (again, assuming these are calls the customers want to receive).

Either way the customer gets a call that identifies itself as being from the company (but is actually from a call centre). One way is a lot more expensive than the other.

Note: "Lost all faith..." didn't explicitly say that this was what the call centre was doing but he/she/it left enough clues that it was easy to figure out. Yet few people managed to do so. Not even after I responded to him and left a clue that people were missing something.

handleoclast

We send thousands of calls out using numbers that don't belong to is on a daily basis.

That was very naughty of you. I'm not talking about making those calls. I'm talking about trolling people by not explaining why such a situation pertains.

Then again, you gave all the clues so they ought to have been able to figure it out.

Have an upvote.

Sort your spending habits out, UK Ministry of Defence told over £20bn black hole

handleoclast

Re: RE: Come IndyScotland and, hopefully, IndyWales

So Wales could return to be the globe bestriding colossus it was before the C12 ?

The Welsh still have a global presence. There are between 1,500 and 5,000 Welsh speakers of Welsh descent in the Chubut Valley of Patagonia.

Make masses carry their mobes, suggests wig in not-at-all-creepy speech

handleoclast
Coat

Re: Dear Sir Geoffrey,

they'll have to accept you are god, move in mysterious ways

God moves in a mysterious way,

His wonders to perform.

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OK, that's John Cleese, not God. And he's not portraying God. Or performing any wonders. But he is moving in a very mysterious way.

Facebook misses Brit MPs' deadline, promises answers on Monday

handleoclast
Devil

Re: Toast of Tardiness

Damn you to Hell! You got me lost deep into TV Tropes. It took all my willpower to escape. There's probably a TV trope about that - why don't you go and check? }:)

Mobileye's autonomous cars are heading to California. But they're not going to kill anyone. At least not on purpose

handleoclast

Engineering mindset?

This typical engineering "I am right" mindset is often what leads to technological breakthroughs but, as has been proven time and time again, it is dangerous when applied to a larger context.

All the competent (and better) engineers I have worked with do not have an "I am right" mindset. They query their assumptions. Although they might react instinctively and dismiss differences of opinion, later they query their assumptions. It is the bad engineers who insist they are right come what may.

Nor is the "I am right" mindset confined to bad engineers. You can find it in bad managers, bad marketers, bad economists, bad presidents, etc. It is a dangerous mindset in any profession and it occurs in all professions.

BTW, I am right about this and nobody can change my mind. :)

US Congress finally emits all 3,000 Russian 'troll' Facebook ads. Let's take a look at some

handleoclast
Black Helicopters

Lemme see

How on earth is something that stupid meant to work?

1) Craft an ad supposedly supporting left-wing issues. Which right-wingers will not be disposed to believing in the first place.

2) Push it close to the extreme. So that right-wingers are sure to dismiss it.

3) Make obvious speling eras and gramaticle misteaks, showing that the person who crafted it (supposedly a left-winger, remember) is an uneducated idiot.

Then the right-wingers conclude the following:

1) Left-wingers have extreme views.

2) Left-wingers are idiots (which is why they're left-wing and not right-wing).

3) I, a typical right-winger, am far smarter than left-wingers.

4) we don't want a left-wing president because she's a stupid extremist just like the people who created these ads.

Nope, I don't see how that could work at all.

Glibc 'abortion joke' diff tiff leaves Richard Stallman miffed

handleoclast

Re: I disagree with what you say but I defend your right to say it

That "bubble" is being enacted as "safe spaces" by those who want to censor things outside that environment rather than challenge them.

I understand that. Really I do. But it's on a par with somebody threatening to hold their breath until you capitulate, to which my response is to say "Go ahead, then. I hope you can hold your breath as long as I can refuse to capitulate."

If they're in their safe spaces comforting themselves then they can't be out in the real world censoring people. Works for me. Oh, and if they think holding their breath in their safe spaces will help, then go for it.

Far better that they stay in their safe spaces than they go all trigglypuff.

handleoclast

Re: concern about the potential offensiveness of the words

Politics is a spectrum - where the extremes of "left" and "right" are often overlapping in their attitudes and methods.

At the risk of falling into the "no true Scotsman" fallacy (or being accused of having done so) I'd say that the extremists of left and right are not actually left or right wing at all but authoritarians/wannabe totalitarians. Once you advocate censorship you have departed from the ideals of liberal democracy set out in the enlightenment, and it's for damned sure those in control (whether overt or covert) of the extremists are in it for power/money/fame.

Sure, some of the extremists drift into it, seduced by the lies of those in control of the extremists, but once there they are no longer of the left/right/middle/whatever even if they think they still are. I don't see Communism as extreme left or Fascism as extreme right, they are just flavours of totalitarianism using different fairy tales to sell themselves to their populations.

handleoclast

I disagree with what you say but I defend your right to say it

Or, as Chomsky put it: "If you do not agree with freedom of speech for those with whom you disagree, you do not believe in freedom of speech at all." (Not an exact quote as he's said the same thing many ways over the years).

If you disagree with those sentiments then fuck off to your safe space and never come out. For your own good, of course. I would never suggest censoring you, but obviously you'll be happier there in your bubble.

T-Mobile owner sends in legal heavies to lean on small Brit biz over use of 'trademarked' magenta

handleoclast

Those who cannot remember the past

are condemned to eat Cadbury's Dairy Milk.

handleoclast

Re: Trademark Lawyers...

@}{amis}{

Ps anyone knows what I did wrong with the span it's not rendering for me?

You assumed that El Reg's list of allowed (for those of us with badges) HTML mark-up was correct. :) The documentation didn't keep up with a coding change (or was never correct in the first place).

If I were you, I'd go on strike in protest. :)

handleoclast

Re: So if I trademark all combinations of RGB..

An American agency was advising them to change their existing corporate colour scheme to red and blue - as it was scientifically proven to be the most visually distinctive for signage at the side of roads.

Really? Really, really?

That's why traffic signs are red and blue, is it?

One interesting fact. Due to chromatic aberration in the eye, red text on a blue background (or vice versa) is very difficult to read because the focus for each colour is slightly different. The eye focuses on the red, but the red-blue boundary is blurred. So it focuses on the blue, but the red-blue boundary is blurred. Attempting to read such text for any length of time will give you a headache.

That said, the filling station logos I've seen tend to be disjunct red and blue on a white background. Somewhat better then a sign consisting solely of red and blue, but even so if you're looking at the red bits then the blue bits are blurred and vice versa.

Any agency advising red/blue signage is talking complete shite. Unless they're banking on it giving people headaches when they look at it, so they pull into the filling station for a coffee and to buy aspirin.

Google's socially awkward geeks craft socially awkward AI bot that calls people for you

handleoclast
Facepalm

Have your bot talk to my bot about it

This can only end well

That's all I can say on the matter because my bot and Dave's bot agreed on that, and then told us both what they'd committed us to.

Windows Notepad fixed after 33 years: Now it finally handles Unix, Mac OS line endings

handleoclast

Re: relief arrived a long time ago

Open the file in wordpad instead of notepad.

Last time I tried that (I admit, it was many years ago) I found that Wordpad had "intelligently" changed the text when I saved it.

It's a long time back, but I have a vague memory of it seeing something it thought was HTML (it wasn't) so it added extra tags to make it comply to Microsoft's standards. Something like that. It saw something in there that made it decide it needed to add its own secret mix of herbs and spices instead of just saving the fucking text AS I WROTE IT (apologies for going full bob-mode there).

Oh, the memories just came flooding back. It decided, for no damned reason at all, to add Microsoft half-baked DTP formatting to it. Something like that. These are repressed memories, after all. Notepad (back then) couldn't handle the "large" (over 32K) file, so I used Wordpad. I thought I could trust it because it wasn't Tord¹.

I never used it again. For anything. That wasn't much of a hardship because back then (as now, and all times in between) I rarely used Windows anyway.

¹ Rhymes with "Word" but describes that piece of crap much more accurately.

handleoclast

Is this the end of unix2dos?

Warren Buffett says cryptocurrency attracts charlatans, AI won’t change investing

handleoclast

Re: ROFLMAO

@katrinab

A quick Google later, of course there is.

It appears there is also a tulip coin. I hope that it, as well as turdcoin, are satirical. But one never knows: I just found this.

handleoclast

Re: ROFLMAO

If tulip bulbs could shit, they would shit cryptocurrencies.

Microsoft sees Red ...Hat for OpenShift-on-Azure public cloud offering

handleoclast

What a terrible name for a product

I keep reading it as "OpenShit." Even after I realized I was misreading it, and tried not to, I still kept reading it as "OpenShit."

Microsoft vows to bridge phones to PCs, and this time it means it. Honest.

handleoclast

Re: There is a reason for no one achieving this.

@John Sanders

All that it requires is to integrate a remote desktop type of functionality into the phone.

Seems like a good start.

You connect your phone with the usb cable to the pc

Why not bluetooth as well?

and use any app in your phone fullscreen with a mouse and a keyboard.

Any app? How about the one that makes phone calls? And lets me use mic/speaker on my computer?

You're halfway there, though.

SpaceX Bangabandhu-1 launch held up while Dragon splashes down on time

handleoclast

Ob Pratchett

One dragon he up he down very happy.

Fork it! Microsoft adds .NET Core 3.0 including Windows Desktop apps

handleoclast

@AC

It's like groundhog day with Microsoft and their developer strategies

Groundhog Day has been replaced by Groundhog Core 1.3.

The world is becoming a computer, says CEO of worldwide computer company Microsoft

handleoclast

The words behind the words

"We have a real responsibly as we think about the impact of technology to ensure that technology is reaching everyone,"

We want everyone in the world to pay for Microsoft products. Whether they need them or not. Whether they want them or not. Whether they use them or not. Whether they have a computing device or not. We have a real urge to ensure that Microsoft is reaching into everyone's pockets.

FTFY

Put November 26 in your diary: That’s when Mars InSight lands. Hopefully

handleoclast
Coat

Bad timing

They should have gone for a landing on Nov 5th. That way, if it went wrong, we'd have some fireworks.

Waymo van prang, self-driving cars still suck, AI research jobs, and more

handleoclast

Re: The GPS/localization issue is potentially pretty serious

Accurate navigation in heavily-built-up cities calls for a more-terrestrial solution, but who's going to pony up?

I'm old enough to remember the days before GPS. When aircraft relied upon Inertial Navigation Systems.

According to an earlier comment here, aircraft still do. They combine GPS and INS through Kalman filtering.

Amongst all the spiffy gizmos on your smartphone, it probably has a compass, gyros and linear accelerometers. Actually, the "gyros" might be simulated by combining compass, rotational accelerometers and the linear accelerometers (the linear accelerometers to figure out which way is down). Whatever, I figure out there's enough in a smart phone to implement at least a crude INS platform. Enough to continue to figure out where you are during a brief loss of GPS signal or those (frequent) times when the GPS accuracy is 10m or worse.

Actually, for all I know, mobile phones already do something like this but they're shit at it. It certainly ought to be not just possible, but damned-near mandatory, in an autonomous vehicle.

handleoclast

Re: Clickbait headline

Yeah Waymo, you should'a seen that coming.

My father's sage advice was this: "Always drive as if the other guy is an idiot." Implicit, but unspoken, was "Because he is."

If you're a Fedora fanboi, this latest release might break your heart a little

handleoclast

Make vs package manager

@ibmalone

There is no way you run an up to date desktop using ./configure and make, a server maybe, but even then I really doubt you build every library on it.

No, I wouldn't build applications individually on a server. Especially not on a server. Fifteen years ago, yes, because back then packages didn't handle common use cases. When RPM won't give you apache with everything you need, and not even in a form where you can add the modules, then you have no option but to build from source. But that was back then, this is now.

The big problem with building applications from source is that you then have to track all the bugs in every application and its dependencies. Because if you don't you end up with security holes that never get patched. That is a lot of effort. You have to maintain a dependency list so that if a bug is found in X you know that you have to rebuild Y and Z, and it's a very big list. Only it gets a lot more complicated than that. There are a lot of tools you use infrequently to the extent that you forget about them until you need them, but you have to ensure they're up to date too.

It's too much work to build everything from scratch and keep it up to date. It's the keeping up to date part that's hard, not the initial build. These days it takes a hell of a lot to justify (to me) installing something by building it from scratch rather than using a package manager, because that's just fashioning a rod for my own back.

It's World (Terrible) Password (Advice) Day!

handleoclast

Re: Oh yeah!!!!

Too weak. I went with '#PasswordDay'.

NASA demos little nuclear power plant to help find little green men

handleoclast
Mushroom

Re: So basically....

Sure. Put these little suckers in isolated corners of the world. What could possibly go wrong?

Supposedly, there are designs which stop the terraists getting their hands on naughty stuff. Such as this one. Using molten sodium as a coolant seems like a bad idea for devices you intend to put everywhere, but other than that it is supposed to be safe.

Of course, it could be a bit of a problem if we put those everywhere and then somebody figures out how to hack them to get them to churn out weapons-grade material. Or even just pull out the depleted uranium and disperse it as an ultra-fine powder with highly toxic, carcinogenic, teratogenic and mutagenic properties.

With a half-life of 4.5 billion years, U-238 needs to be disposed of in a way that it can never get into the environment. With such a long half-life the radioactivity isn't the biggest the problem, it's the toxicity, etc. Heavy-metal poisoning with a very heavy metal.

Alternatively, make bullets and artillery shells out of U-238. They're pyrophoric, so burn (fiercely) upon impact (and sometimes ignite on leaving the barrel) turning into ultra-fine particles of uranium oxide that rapidly disperse into the environment and contaminate it (and will continue to do so long after the sun swells into a red giant and engulfs the earth). Nobody would be stupid enough to do that, would they? Not even because its mass and hardness make it an ideal material for penetrating tanks (it's even self-sharpening, so it doesn't mushroom out as other compositions do). Not even because the pyrophoric properties mean that once it has penetrated a tank it incinerates the occupants, turning them into what is often called "crispy critters." And although it makes a good area-denial weapon targeting enemy forces and civilians alike (which makes it illegal) the particles are so fine they disperse in the atmosphere and end up contaminating the whole planet. It would be incredibly stupid to do that, which is why it's exactly what the US (and allies) have been doing in warfare for decades. Thousands of tonnes of the stuff by now.

As you said, what can possibly go wrong?

handleoclast

Re: So basically....

If you've got a 10kW heat engine, you just don't need solar or wind. Or the extra cost in both mass and money to get them into space.

If you're planning on running a wind turbine in space, you have other concerns than just the mass of the equipment. Like transporting all the wind up to orbit to run it.

Reg man straps on Facebook's new VR goggles, feels sullied by the experience

handleoclast

Re: Battlezone

Sitting in an office chair and swiveling is too much fucking effort?

Yes. First, I'd have had to get up and go to the swivel chair. Second, it's still too much fucking effort in a swivel chair. Third, it's no fucking good if you want to play something while you're on the train.

One day, if those who know you let you live that long, you'll find out what it's like to become old and decrepit.

handleoclast

Battlezone

Remember Battlezone with the 3D wireframe tanks? I used to be quite good at that. I far prefer (real) pinball, but sometimes in a pub you have to take what you can get.

I found a Battlezone app for Android. Instead of on-screen touch controls, you turned your tank by turning yourself and the motion sensors figured out which direction you were facing. It lasted all of 10 seconds before I deleted it. It was about as sensible as operating a flight simulator by flapping your arms like wings. Too much fucking effort. If I wanted exercise I'd walk away from the computer.

There are valid applications for VR, such as modelling cars you can walk around and inspect to help car designers. For most of us, though, it is (and always will be) expensive, useless crap. It's not even a solution seeking a problem, it's a problem seeking a solution.

No top-ups, please, I'm a millennial: Lightweight yoof shunning booze like never before

handleoclast

The real reason alcohol consumption is down

People, especially young people, are turning to other recreational chemicals. More fun, and without taxation, often cheaper.

handleoclast

Re: Demographic change a factor?

Trust me, the only alcohol problem I have is that a decent bottle of the wine I like costs £12.99

That's easy to fix. Drink it out of a pint glass. Gulp down the first half pint of it in one go, so you barely taste it. Wait for it to kick in. The rest of it tastes fine when consumed at a more normal pace.

It's also more efficient. You metabolize alcohol at a rate that disposes of half a pint of beer every hour, so if you spend an hour drinking a pint you only have a half-pint's worth of alcohol at the end of it (simplified explanation ignoring the differential equations needed for an accurate solution). Drink slowly and it takes longer to get hammered. If you want to get hammered cheaply, consume a lot quickly then top it off as the evening wears on. Which is the original definition of binge drinking, and (so I have read) a common practise in Russia.

BTW, I remember when the original recommendations for maximum alcohol consumption came out. Everyone in the office was reading their newspaper (arrive at work, remove jacket, read newspaper) and saw this around the same time. Conversation naturally arose, along the lines of "I'm well within that limit. Even when I set out to get hammered I'm still within that limit." Then somebody pointed out it was a weekly limit, not a daily one. Much consternation all around.

Apple's latest financials are still pretty decent even though iPhone sales are slowing

handleoclast
Joke

I don't understand financial trickery

Nevertheless, there are lingering concerns about the slowdown in sales, and in the amount of inventory Apple has sitting on warehouse shelves. These concerns are unlikely to worry investors, as Cook also announced Apple would spend $100bn buying back its own stock.

I don't understand this magic financial stuff, but does that mean Apple could also buy back its own unsold inventory to please investors even more?

Scammers use Google Maps to skirt link-shortener crackdown

handleoclast

Maybe

Maybe there's a market for a URL-shortening service that doesn't auto-redirect. Instead it pops up an alert giving the real target and asks if you want to go there.

It wouldn't help the gullible and/or stupid, who'd say "Yeah, of course I want to go to fakebank.com" or those who automatically click through warnings. But for some of us it would be useful. It might even be a way for goo.gl to keep going.

What could Facebook possibly do next to reassure privacy fears? Yup – make a dating app

handleoclast
Coat

The first thing I'd look for

in a Facebook dating profile is that the person doesn't use Facebook.

Let's be Frank: Bloke drags Google to the US Supreme Court over $8.5m privacy payout

handleoclast

Simple solution

Give the money to one or more of Google's competitors that protect privacy.

I bet most of the claimants would be happy with that. Many would be overjoyed. Given the choice of getting 4 cents (except they wouldn't) or giving Google a kick in the teeth, which would they go for?

Grab your lamp, you've pulled: Brits punt life-saving gravity-powered light

handleoclast
Coat

Re: Obligatory facetious comment

We could do better than that. It could power a fondleslab so you can browse pornhub at the same time.

Motorised robo-coolbox biz Starship makes lunchtime pitch to campus-dwellers

handleoclast
Coat

Re: How will the ne'er do wells see fit to exploit these little fellas?

I see them as a source of motors and electronic components, as well as whatever it is they're delivering.

Actually, I think I'd do quite well after hijacking a few of those.

if dev == woman then dont_be(asshole): Stack Overflow tries again to be more friendly to non-male non-pasty coders

handleoclast
Coat

Re: Maybe a silly question, but...

I wish there was babyoverflow with logical steps on how to fix a crying baby

That's what baby oil is for. To stop the squeaks.

Pour it down the little fucker's throat until it asphyxiates from the overflow.

These days I don't particularly like children. Then again, I never did. Not even when I was one myself.

Brit healthcare system inks Windows 10 install pact with Microsoft

handleoclast

Re: M$ should be paying us!

an upgrade causing a popular third party piece of software to make the system unstable is just unacceptable.

No, it's standard practise for Microsoft. Any popular third-party s/w magically breaks after an OS upgrade. To persuade you to use Microsoft's alternative (if they have one) or to force down the share price of that third party so Microsoft can buy it on the cheap and then offer that s/w themselves (an update after the takeover magically unbreaks the s/w).

This is what Microsoft does. They steal (if they can) or buy (if they must) any popular third-party s/w. They strategically upgrade the OS to make the competition fall over or run slowly.

And, in every instance of them doing this, the Microsoft offering is shite compared with the competition. Even if they stole the s/w in the first place, they tinker with it and bork it. See stacker for an example.

And before the fanboys complain, they ought to remember the Netscape wars. Netscape complained about unfair competition from Internet Exploder being bundled with the OS installation media. Microsoft responded by making IE an integral part of the OS in the next major release of the OS. Couldn't be removed. Except somebody did manage to remove it, and found the OS then ran 10% faster.

Fuckers.