* Posts by Aqua Marina

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MIT boffins turn black up to 11 with carbon nanotubes that absorb 99.995% of light

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Whoops we did it again

“weren’t trying to make XXX in their experiments. Instead, they wanted to find new ways to YYY”

I’ve lost count over the years of the number of useful scientific discoveries made with the phrase above preceding the description.

I like science!

The story so far: How's that Autonomy High Court battle with HPE looking at half-time?

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In UK civil cases, appeals can only be made on a point of law or a failure of procedure. They can’t just go through the whole trial again because someone thinks the judge made the wrong decision. The judgement in a civil case is usually final.

Yes, I've been swotting up on court evidence in advance, says Autonomy founder Mike Lynch

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The US company think's in a US court, where fair rules don't apply and the foreigner is guilty by default.

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Full disclosure?

Er, I thought this was the principle of full disclosure, i.e. the plaintiff legally has to hand over all evidence beforehand so the defence can er, mount a defence. Or is HPE's lawyer surprised that Lynch has actually read it because he didn't believe he would? I conclude from this that HPE's modus operandi is to never read any documents that are handed over to them. Explains a lot really including how they ended up here in the first place :p

UK watchdog fined firms £3m for data breaches last year – before its GDPR balls dropped

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Hypothetical question!

What happens when the ICO gets hacked? Curious minds will no doubt endeavour to find out!

Guy is booted out of IT amid outsourcing, wipes databases, deletes emails... goes straight to jail for two-plus years

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Both sets of wings?

Doesn’t a Bi plane have 3 wings?

DeepNude deep-nuked: AI photo app stripped clothes from women to render them naked. Now, it's stripped from web

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Followed by T’Pol wearing almost the same outfit on Enterprise. It’s as though the producers found a type that would attract more viewers.

That's a sticky Siemens situation: Former coder blows his logic bomb guilty plea deal in court

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Re: People should be asking Siemens......

GDPR!

Siemens is a european company so GDPR applies. Time for a friendly reporting of this activity.

When customers see red, sometimes the obvious solution will only fan the flames

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Re: Ive been the dumb user...

Bank websites are the bane of my life. I’ve had an issue with Yorkshire Bank now for over a year. If you perform a search using either the online banking website, or IOS app, the transactions returned are in random date order. The issue has been confirmed many times but a year later still not fixed. Each time I ring them up, I have to go through the whole troubleshooting procedure I did last time, to prove that there is an issue. Then 15 minutes later they finally believe me and log a fault and I get an email confirmation telling me so. A month later same procedure all over again.

Alexa, are you profiting from the illegal storage and analysis of kids' voice commands?

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GDPR! Someone report them to the ICO, and the appropriate ICO for each country in the EU.

It's official! The Register is fake news… according to .uk overlord Nominet. Just a few problems with that claim, though

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Re: Nice write up! Excellent fact checking!

When a company doesn't let you comment on their posts (um does AO work for nominet) then leave them a bad review on their facebook page.

https://www.facebook.com/pg/nominet/reviews/?ref=page_internal

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

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Re: First step, tell them to fire security

Our insurer came down to site to perform an appraisal and told us to do nothing more than put a standard 5 bar lock on the door. From their perspective* the lock met the criteria for insurance cover, but if someone who was determined to get in and made the appropriate effort to do so, the insurance company would have to pay for all the additional damage they would do to get in, so a single lock would suffice.

*Most crime is opportunistic, but if someone is determined to get in, the cost to keep them out goes up exponentially for every few minutes of time you can keep them out.

It's 50 years to the day since Apollo 10 blasted off: America's lunar landing 'dress rehearsal'

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/pendants_corner

I have the same issue when trying to offer technical support to IT people that angrily state they are using “default values” on whatever it is they cannot get to work. An explanation that default means in a “state of error”, or more accurately “requiring configuration” usually ends up with a sudden change of attitude on the other end of the phone and progress starts being made.

How did default become equal to normal or working in so many technical minds?

Let's check in with our friends in England and, oh good, bloke fined after hiding face from police mug-recog cam

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Re: The police "fined" him.

Yes, the process is similar to over here. To challenge the fine means you have to attend court. If you are employed this means you lose a days pay. If you win, then (magistrates) court awards you £50 compensation which may cover your employment losses, or it may not. Most people just pay the spot* fines, because they face slightly larger losses to fight it.

*Spot fines despite the name, are not spot fines. You are given a ticket and have to pay it within 30 days usually or contest it.

NASA wheels out Habitation prototypes while SpaceX encounters problems with parachutes

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Wow

Between Space X, Virgin, Darpa’s Self driving cross desert vehicle competition, space stations, self driving cars, real life Thunderbird 3s, mars rovers, mars and moon habitation experiments there’s an awful lot of really interesting stuff going on right now. In the 80s this was the stuff of science fiction.

California court sentences ex-Autonomy CFO Sushovan Hussain to five years in clink for fraud

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Re: What about the folks at HP?

The Judge in the UK civil case asked the same question, pointing out that an 8.8 billion dollar fraud can't be carried out by just 2 people.

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Re: Extrateritoriality

The business was done in the UK not the US. The UK fraud office found no evidence laws had been broken.

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If it looks like fish, walks like fish and quacks like a fish.

I came on to say something similar. A company whose revenues are inflated by 193 million does not equate to an 8.8 billion write down, no matter how creative the accounting.

I'll also point out that the civil case HP brought against Hussain and Lynch was thrown out by the US courts. It's now playing out in the UK courts instead.

As I recall key defence evidence was disallowed in the US criminal trial, and / or came to light after the trial was started. An appeal is currently underway regarding that.

In the UK the civil case could benefit Lynch who is seeking up to 160 million in damages, if the case goes his way. I also doubt he'll ever visit the US any time ever again.

I guess Hussain has a month to bribe someone to smuggle him out of the US, for a share of the millions he would otherwise have to pay to the US.

Just in time for the Wiki-end: Chelsea Manning released from prison

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Ok, reading further, the 5th only protects criminal defendants, it does not protect witnesses, unless answering would end up with the witnessing self incriminating himself for commiting a crime.

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If my American law is correct, then as I recall because a grand jury is not a court, the 5th amendment has been found to not apply, therefore you must answer or go to jail.

Happy to be corrected or further clarification given by someone more learned.

Veteran vulture Andrew Orlowski is offski after 19 years at The Register

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Re: I agreed with you on almost nothing ....

I was going to say pretty much the same thing, but then I realised that despite that, I always did read the articles, and then the comments (when they eventually became enabled) so I'm guessing he was doing his job right.

Good luck wherever you end up and feel free to come back to the comments where we can continue to disagree!

Autonomy's one-time US sales chief can't remember if he took part in grand jury hearing

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This going to end up where simultaneously, The defendants are found to be the greatest criminal masterminds of all time in the US, whilst over in the UK HP is found to be the IT equivalent of the Keystone Cops.

I'd go out on a limb here and say that at all costs, the US courts will always ensure that blame for anything always resides with foreigners.

'Software delivered to Boeing' now blamed for 737 Max warning fiasco

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Re: Evidence in a trial?

That's already happened. The FAA have already released a report that lists on a version by version basis of the software the shortcomings of the software, and the fixes needed. The causes are pretty much now known, it's now a case of trying to shift the blame within Boeing and reduce liability, and come up with new procedures so this doesn't happen again.

If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend

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Probably not very much. The article says backups were a daily, so they probably just reverted to the night before, and pretended nothing happened.

Great disturbance in the Force as Star Wars' 'big walking carpet' is laid to rest

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Alien

"Rwaaaaaaaaar".

Water big surprise: H2O found in samples of 'dry' asteroid brought to Earth over millions of miles by plucky probe

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Wouldn't surprise me..

..if one of these days we discover that water happens to be everywhere in abundance, and it isn't really as rare as science has believed all these years.

Hey, those warrantless smartphone searches at the US border? Unconstitutional, yeah? Civil-rights warriors ask court to settle this

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Adjusted this for you

"you either have to disclose it or they have to brute force you!"

Boeing boss denies reports 737 Max safety systems weren't active

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Just to clarify what MCAS really does.

I'll point out the circumstance in which MCAS should activate, because there is so much misinformation going on.

1) Airspeed is decreasing and the pilots have not noticed or they ignore the airspeed indicator.

2) Physical stableiser trim is activated (disk spinning backwards) and the plane pitches up, if this ignored then...

3) Pitch limit indicators on the digital gimbal appear. If this is ignored then...

4) An amber line is drawn on the airspeed indicator. If this is ignored then..

5) A "Buffet Alert" message is displayed on the screen (called the FMC CDU). This is to warn that the aircraft may start shaking. If this is ignored then..

6) Air speed indicator starts blinking amber and the plane calls "Airspeed low, airspeed low". If this is ignored then..

7) Air speed indicator turns solid amber (normal is green). If this is ignored..

8) The airspeed indicator displays black and orange stripes (barbers pole). The aircraft should start shaking now. If this is ignored then..

9) Motors in the stick start to shake it violently like a force feedback joystick. If this is ignored then..

10 The plane stalls.

11) The pilot must pitch forward at this point. To ignore would be certain death. Assuming the pilot is now no longer ignoring the plane he would.

12) Deactivate the autopilot if engaged.

13) Push the stick forward. If this fails..

14) Trim forward. (The assumption is this will work, or death). When the plane is pitched forward then..

15) Retract speed brake.

16) Roll wings level.

17) Start to slowly increase thrust.

18) MCAS kicks in to ensure that as recovery thrust is increased, it doesn't force the plane back into a nose-up position if too much thrust is applied.

It is simply untrue that MCAS is always active and adjusting control surfaces like you would get on an unstable fighter plane. The 737 Max is an aerodynamically stable aircraft that does not require fly-by-wire. It has hydro-mechanical physical cables between the stick and control surfaces. If the plane loses power, the pilot can still direct the control surfaces manually, including the trim. The plane is so stable it can glide without thrust approximately 10-15 miles, per mile of altitude lost. Compared to other similar sized aircraft, this glide ratio is considered high (therefore stable).

MCAS is not needed because the plane is aerodynamically unstable, it is needed because the engineers performed a "What if this goes wrong, then what if this, then this, and this and this, then this" analysis. Even when steps 1 to 10 above occur, it still doesn't start to affect the control surfaces until step 17 to help the pilot recover. It's the ABS of stall recovery, and it is this that has gone through certification.

Neither is MCAS there to mislead the pilot so he can pretend he is flying a different plane he holds certification for while MCAS changes his control inputs behind the scenes to match new flight characteristics. MCAS is not certified for constant manipulation of the control surfaces so it flies like a different plane as so many commentards here believe.

The issue is not the aerodynamic stability or instability of the plane. The issue is that faulty sensors triggered the MCAS system into activating because it could "see" that the pitch was too high and airspeed was too low.

The newspapers however see MCAS and have decided that it's existance must be because the airframe is designed faulty or unstable and this fault is being hidden from pilots. It isn't. This is like pointing to ABS and deciding that all cars that have it must be faulty. Yes a faulty ABS can cause a car to lose control during an emergency manouver and crash. In this instance a faulty sensor caused the MCAS to activate and crash the plane.

There are also some reports in the papers that the actions taken by the MCAS were too aggressive and beyond it's limits. If this is the case then like the sensors, there is clearly a fault that needs fixing, and that fault is still not the airframe.

MCAS is a system that will become standard on all aircraft, and already is on other aircraft under different names. It's supposed to be there to assist the pilot in recovery and remain inactive at all other times.

TL/DR - A safety feature mis-activated bringing a plane down. The plane itself is aerodynamically stable otherwise.

Uncle Sam charges Julian Assange with conspiracy to commit computer intrusion

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Utter scumbag

Sheepykins could we please have your opinions of the pilots that seemed to be celebrating mowing down civilians and children from the safety of their aircraft? Without Assange we would have never seen that little bit of naughtyness brought out into the open.

No Court of Appeal for you! Judges uphold Aria PC firm VAT fraud ruling

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OEM

Well he’s correct that the market does refer to any non-retail CPU as OEM. I’ve got VIP, Scan and Dabs Direct price lists here going back to the 90s. They all say OEM. Maybe they should stop the practice before HMRC comes knocking on the door.

6 days to go, no sweat, just more than a million UK firms still to sign up to Making Tax Digital

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Accountant says otherwise.

Just forwarded this article to my accountant, who has told me it's wrong. Information coming from HMRC to Accountants is to not register until 7 days after the next return is made following the 31st March. Only then will the web-portal be deactivated.

This would line up with the statement in the article that returns made by the 7th August onwards must be digital.

From MySpace to MyFreeDiskSpace: 12 years of music – 50m songs – blackholed amid mystery server move

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Lost my arse!

They’ve done a Faceparty and deleted anything non-profitable. Just waiting for the CEO now to announce “this is a hobby, not a business!!!”

Brit rocket wranglers get Reaction they wanted after rattling SABRE

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"That's the future..."

"..What a fascinating and modern age we live in."

Yes I'm quoting Russell Crowe, but it's exactly how I feel right now. I read somewhere else that we have now entered a new industrial revolution being referred to as the "Exponential Age" . Our knowledge and technological achievements up until now have been incremental. Now, knowledge is increasing exponentially and our achievements equally so each year. I remember reading about this in the late 80s, and about HOTOL before that. It was considered science fiction. 30 years later now technology is catching up with the dream.

It's a testament to the vision of the people that came up with these concepts decades ago. I only hope that they are still alive to see the end result of what they could see as a possibility, yet were restricted by our technical ability of the time.

Hapless engineers leave UK cable landing station gate open, couple of journos waltz right in

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Re: Not really secret

Would you have preferred https://www.google.com/maps/@53.6273895,-2.9876024,3a,75y,209.63h,67.67t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s0JRd4UeT2_n0tkhfcAU41g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 or https://goo.gl/maps/DbTvADnpK5o

Downvoted because I believe that someone providing criticism shouldn't do so without providing a solution.

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Re: Not really secret

Funny thing is, a 30 second google for Hibernia Station Southport brought up this place on google maps, goo.gl/iMfhx7

They are quite open about the site according to this document, which discusses the cable routes up the street, the AC power, the backups onsite, the cooling. http://www.merseymaritime.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/CLS-Datasheet.pdf

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Not really secret

The locations of the 3 cable inlets are not a secret, in fact many fishing maps have the exact locations because the cables become exposed if the sand shifts.

http://kis-orca.eu/map#.XIaIqij7QdU just zoom in on Southport, or Blackpool, or any of the other cables round the country.

Buffer overflow flaw in British Airways in-flight entertainment systems will affect other airlines, but why try it in the air?

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You mean something like this?

https://youtu.be/X_V9jhBcCDU

UK's ICO event on targeted ads opens floor to the adtech industry: Anybody? No? Speak for 10 minutes. Hello?

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Re: No surprise!

They had a data breach 2 years later. They brushed it under the carpet, and today their share price is 4x what it was at the time. The breach happenned before GDPR, otherwise I would have reported it myself, along with a copy of the letter of resignation I handed over at the time.

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FAIL

No surprise!

As I was told by my former PLC Chief Operations Officer on the day I walked out, “Data security [of our customers] offers no shareholder value.”

Crypto crash leads to inventory pile-up at Nvidia, sales slaughtered

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Re: I'll upgrade when I need to, thanks

That’s exactly why for the past few upgrades I’ve simply bought the card at the top of the Passmarks value-for-money list:- https://www.videocardbenchmark.net/gpu_value.html

This list should be on everyone’s go to, when they want a new graphics card. If I buy a card on here at the same time one of my mates buys the best card money can buy, we both need to upgrade still at the same time. 2x the cost never = 2x the performance.

Accused hacker Lauri Love to sue National Crime Agency to retrieve confiscated computing kit

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"it probably can no longer run a web browser!"

Um, I'm sitting here typing this on an Intel i7 4770K machine with 16GB RAM I picked up in 2013 from Ebuyer.com for as I recall £700ish. Cpubenchmark.net tells me it has a CPU score of 10087. I've just looked at Ebuyer's website, and seen I can get a Core i7 8700 machine with 16GB RAM for £650ish. Cpubenchmark tells me that this newer machine has a score of 15132. My machine is only 2/3 the speed of the brand new machine at 5 years old. I also play games on this machine. There is no game on the market that does not play well on this machine. And I'm also running a 4K monitor at full res on it since I put a GeForce 1050ti into it. To say 5 year old machines are obsolete is absolute rubbish. Please go to Cpubenchmark.net and look up the speed of your processor and get a basis for comparison.

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Re: Interesting angle.

Solicitors can represent in cases where you would typically see barristers, but when they do, if they are referred to as “Learned” as in “My learned colleague” when the lawyers are referring to each other, the solicitor has to correct them stating he is “not Learned”.

It can become a bit childish in the courtroom if the barrister wants to make the solicitor repeatedly say he is “not Learned” by referring to him as “Learned”.

How AI can help halt human sex trafficking – by identifying victims' hotel rooms from pics

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So traffickers will now start uploading images that have had a blur filter applied to the area around the advertised girl.

The only problem with telling the world exactly how you're going to catch criminals, is that you're also telling the criminals, who will adjust their behaviour accordingly so as not to get caught.

Oh cool, the Bluetooth 5.1 specification is out. Nice. *control-F* master-slave... 2,000 results

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FTFY

Gru / Minion!

Plusnet vows to shove a sword in members area 'White Screen Of Death'

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"Plusnet e-mails me my bill every month prior to taking the Direct Debit..?"

They don't email any bills, they email reminders for to look out for your bill on the portal, re-read it!

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I'm suspecting* that Plusnet's new billing system is designed to displace the VAT payments owed to HMRC to a future date by making the VAT appear as Cash Accounting to the customer, but Accrual Accounting to HMRC. That way VAT is only due when Plusnet decides to raise an Invoice rather than when the customer receives a bill.

With Cash Accounting, HMRC is owed VAT when you receive payment from a customer.

With Accrual Accounting, HMRC is owed VAT when an invoice is presented to the customer. When customers have credit accounts, you have to pay HMRC the VAT up front on the sale, then wait for the customer to pay according to the terms of your credit agreement, i.e. 30 days, 60 days etc. If the Customer doesn't pay, then you have to make a claim for the VAT back from HMRC.

I suspect that the bills being presented to customers are not recorded internally or accounted for as invoices, but requests for payment. So no VAT is due until Plusnet decide when is a good time to raise an invoice.

I have no idea if my suspicions are correct, but I received an email from Plusnet to tell me that the new bills I could download on the portal were no longer VAT invoices (they were previously). The new bills have "This is not a VAT invoice" plastered all over them. This is the only explanation I can come up with as to why it matters. VAT payments can be deferred.

* All of this is pure speculation and no one should infer that Plusnet are doing anything illegal.

SpaceX sends Iridium-8 into space while Musk flaunts his retro rocket

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Paint it red!

Please paint it red, and stick a big number “3” on the side!

Chinese rover pootles about... on the far side of the friggin' MOON

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Re: How does communication work?

Yes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang%27e_4#Queqiao_relay_satellite

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