* Posts by Kernel

768 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Nov 2011

How much is your face worth? Google thinks a $5 Starbucks gift card should be good enough

Kernel

Re: Starbuck coffee a reward ?

I believe they're not doing too well in NZ, either.

As sales crash, Gartner wonders who can rescue the smartphone market ... Aha, it is I! 5G Man!

Kernel

"What exactly are people going to use 5g for? "

Well, according to yetserday's new aricle, here in NZ the first deployment is being used to provide high speed fixed internet access for businesses in an area where there isn't fibre - not everybody has the same use case as you.

"Where is this 5g network equipment going to come from considering the current China spats over trade and spying?"

Nokia, Ericsson, Motorola?

HMRC slaps Getronics with winding-up petition: It'll be sorted out today, blurts tech services firm

Kernel

"Actually, they started in the text messaging business, in the days when text messages were inscribed on sheets of paper. Yes, they were a paper manufacturer.

Then they moved in to rubber, including as insulation for cables, and they moved from that into other telecoms equipment."

Bog rolls and gumboots - I've seen photos of both with an old but easily recognizable version of the company logo on them.

The company name comes about from the fact that the the founder built his second paper factory near the village of Nokia - where the local museum has examples of said bog rolls.

First they came for 'face' and I did not speak out because I... have no face? Then they came for 'book'

Kernel

"Customer has R18.7.1 greenfield installation of NFM-T, so detailed procedure is not required."

I think you'll find it's already trademarked in some countries by a company that publishes business orientated phone directories printed on yellow paper.

Brit MPs: Our policies are crap and the political process is in tatters, but it's Twitter's fault, OK?

Kernel

Re: No s##t Sherlock...

"Are private sector tenants Bad People who don’t deserve the same opportunities as public sector tenants??"

Unless UK law and property market is very different to the rest of the world, private sector tenants already do have this right - provided the owner of the property is wanting to sell and is happy with the money being offered by the prospective purchaser, the owner would have no reason to refuse the offer - that's not the same animal as the owner being forced to sell, whether they want to or not, at a below-market price plucked out of the collective arse of some government department.

It's nothing to do with whether private sector tenants are 'Bad People" or not - it's about the fact that Public Sector housing owners are often willing sellers by policy, with taxpayer funding behind them that allows them to sell at below-market prices to people who meet the criteria for such home ownership schemes.

The gig (economy) is up: New California law upgrades Lyft, Uber, other app serfs to staff

Kernel

Re: Its about time....

"There is a place for independent, self employed professionals, providing consultancy services to multiple customers. However companies have turned this into an employee lite kind of employment."

I'm not sure of the exact details, but in New Zealand this has been implemented in such a way that if the work you do a s an independent contractor is solely for one company, then you are deemed to have the same rights as an employee of that company, but if your work is spread out more or less equally over a number of companies then you are a contractor - although that also has it's own set of employment rights attached to it.

Cu in Hell: Thousands internetless after copper thieves pinch 500m of cable in Cambridgeshire

Kernel

Re: It Shouldn't Be Possible

"But how could any compromise of a single point in the network deprive people of Internet service?"

Umm - because the average household isn't prepared to pay the extra cost of having diverse last mile feeds?

Handcranked HTML and JPEG japes. What could possibly go wrong?

Kernel

"Apparently someone of a delicate disposition had seen the memo and had taken exception to the prominent ASCII graphic and the matter was being taken *very seriously*. "

Many, many years ago the New Zealand Post Office (as it was in the day) published a new phone book which, as normal, included a new yellow pages section filled with exciting new ads - for the younger viewers, back in those days you actually had to persuade people to come and look at your ad, rather than just inflict it upon them whether they were interested or not.

Anyhoo, one of the ads included a graphic (well named, as it turned out) of a monkey up a coconut tree - it wasn't long after publication that the more observant members of the public spotted that not all the depicted coconuts were attached to the tree.

I believe that exercise cost some clever young person a future career in a printing works.

I can no longer recall exactly why the monkey was up the coconut tree, but I do know that the ad was not selling either monkeys or coconuts.

Stalking cheap Chinese GPS child trackers is as easy as 123... 456 – because that's the default password on 600k+ of these gizmos

Kernel

Re: When I were a lad ...

"I always liken this to the problem with paedophilia. A few decades ago, people who had illicit thoughts about children would hide away in their local community as being outed was inevitably going to become a big thing. Now the Internet allows lots of like minded people around the world to talk in real time and feel included in a community."

I think you'll find that most of the people who are having illicit thoughts about your children are actually hidden away amongst your family, friends and others that are already known to you.

Welsh police use of facial recog tech – it's so 'lawful', rules High Court

Kernel

You're all missing the most important aspect of this ruling

The important bit in this is that Lord Justice Haddon-Cave and Mr Justice Swift have now gone down in legal history with a world-first ruling that caters to plod's surveillance fetish - this has the potential for "gongs all 'round" in a few years time.

Tesla Autopilot crash driver may have been eating a bagel at the time, was lucky not to get schmeared on road

Kernel

What a complete plonker!

"I remember that day it didn't ask me to hold the wheel," the motorist told the investigator. "My hand was right there under it but it didn't ask me. "

So in other words, despite the fact that he knew it should have been telling him to hold the wheel and that he knew he should be holding the wheel, on this occasion he didn't do so because "it didn't ask me."

It's hard for me to say that anyone deserved to die, but this man is so very close to crossing that line.

UK.gov: Huge mobile masts coming to a grassy hill near you soon

Kernel

Re: Can someone explain...

"That's my point, places that get 4G (and that will get 5G) generally have good fixed internet connections."

Yeah - living in a backward country like NZ, at our city home we have to try and decide which ISP we'll get to deliver service to the fibre that ends under the desk in the home office, whereas out at our beach house there's no fibre and we only get to choose between the four ISPs that will deliver a decent connection speed over 4G (good enough I can reliably do video conferencing for work).

How did the UK manage to stuff things up so badly? - you've got about the same land area as we do and quite a few more people eg., the population of London alone is almost twice the population of NZ.!

Electric cars can't cut UK carbon emissions while only the wealthy can afford to own one

Kernel

Re: A bit out of date?

"3) Apropos 2 above there should be a caveat as HMRC is undoubtedly trying to work out a way of generating the lost fossil fuel/ICE income. Possibly high EV car taxes earnestly labelled as "environmental taxes"?"

In New Zealand this issue is addressed with something called "Road User Charges" (RUC), which are payable by any vehicle which uses a fuel not taxed at source ie., one of petrol, CNG or LPG.

At the moment EVs are exempt in a bid to increase uptake, but IIRC this exemption ends in 2023. The amount paid in RUC varies by vehicle weight, number of axles, tyre and suspension type, but a typical EV would currently be paying $78NZ per 1000km.

Fraught 'naut who sought consort's report says: I was up to naught, I will thwart fault tort

Kernel

Will no-one think of the children?

I hope both parties bear in mind that whatever decisions they will make in this divorce process have the potential to have a huge impact on the life of a young person who in all probability has no wish to get involved in any of this.

Please try to settle this amicably for the sake of your child, ladies.

Audible hasn't even launched its AI-powered book subtitles and publishers have already fired off a sueball

Kernel

I'm having trouble seeing what the publishers are complaining about - from reading the article I get the impression that the text is only created and viewable by the listener while the same phrase or sentence is being spoken, in which case the text is as transitory as the audio component.

Surely the publishers should have raised their objections at the stage when audio books were first created.

Google bans politics, aka embarrassing stuff that gets leaked, from internal message boards

Kernel

I see a problem here

Some of the commentards above have stated that work time/resources should only be for discussing work related matters and all else should be outside work hours - this may be a fair enough view point, but the problem is that now days many companies also want to have a say on what their employees discuss on social media outside of the work environment.

As I see it, if your employer wants to control your discussions outside work hours as well, then there is no basis on which to draw a line and say no non-work discussions during these hours.

I couldn't possibly tell you the computer's ID over the phone, I've been on A Course™

Kernel

Re: He should be proud that of that guy

"The long weight one is actually common enough to be both an urban legend AND true."

Having started my career many years ago with a stint of fixing faults on manual telephone switchboards, I can assure you that weights (to keep tension on the cords) definitely do come in long and short versions.

If you used a long weight in a board designed for short weights eg., the operator's position for a BPO 300-type PABX, setting the cord to the correct length to prevent the weight hitting the floor meant that it wouldn't have enough length to fully cover all the sockets an operator needed to reach on a multi-seat switchboard. The long weights were used for older main exchange switchboards.

Both types of weight were kept in stock by stores at the exchange I worked in.

My MacBook Woe: I got up close and personal with city's snatch'n'dash crooks (aka some bastard stole my laptop)

Kernel

Re: That's horrible.

"I had this backpack that I was given in the late 90s, nasty quicksilver bag that I used whilst skiing, for everything basically. By 2018, it was tatty as fuck, but still good enough to carry my laptop to and from work and keep it dry. Because it was so tatty, I never had any problems going to the pub after work and leaving my bag in the corner of the pub."

Many years ago an ex-colleague who was married to a Brazilian told me that when they went back to Brazil to visit family with he would carry his camera gear in the kid's used nappy bag and the used nappies in what was, to all appearances, an expensive camera bag.

He never did tell me what the going rate for used nappies of dodgy provenance was.

How four rotten packets broke CenturyLink's network for 37 hours, knackering 911 calls, VoIP, broadband

Kernel

Re: Going Postal?

Relevant, but deceptive - from RFC760:

"The Time to Live is an indication of the lifetime of an internet

datagram. It is set by the sender of the datagram and reduced at the

points along the route where it is processed. If the time to live

reaches zero before the internet datagram reaches its destination, the

internet datagram is destroyed."

But in this case the datagrams were reaching their destination - which is the node at the other end of the fibre span for an optical supervisory channel.

Kernel

Re: There is a reason ...

Assuming the diagram and article are correct, the packets would be carried on the inter-node supervisory wavelength - which is terminated at the end of each fibre span, processed by the node's controller card, and then a new supervisory signal generated for transmission on the next span.

The TTL would be set anew each time they left a node as it is a new packet being sent, not the received packet being merely repeated in the way a router might do.

Kernel

Re: ...they were generated by a switching module in a node ... for reasons still yet unknown...

"A broadcast packet greater than 64 bytes with a valid header and checksum and no TTL magically appears ex nihilo from the quantum soup in the transmit buffer of a switching module?"

I've never worked with kit from Inifieria, but if it's anything like the kit I am familiar with the "switching module" is likely to have been an optical wavelength router with it own on-board CPU running a carrier grade Linux - more than capable of generating a defective packet or four without any magic other than a program glitch

Kernel

"It took them three fucking days to kill off a packet flood, because some dickhead decided OOB management was too expensive."

Infiniera are a manufacturer of DWDM equipment, so it seems reasonable to assume that the inter-node comms are on the ITU standard optical supervisory channel (OSC) - which is a completely separate wavelength to those that are carrying services and is, in fact, sufficiently separate that the OSC is actually outside the optical amplifier passband. It is terminated at the end of each fibre span to provide access to the local node and a new OSC created for the next span. The node controllers have no access to the payload wavelengths as the only place they appear in an electrical form is in the payload mappers of the Optical Transponder cards at the terminal nodes where a client signal enters and leaves the network - everywhere else the payload is in optical form and therefore an analogue signal.

You don't get more OOB than that.

Might I suggest you break out your favourite search engine and do some research on Optical Transport Networks (OTN) before you continue to call some quite clever people "dickhead"?

Kernel

Not the first time this has happened

I seem to recall that sometime last century a US telco (I think either Bell or AT&T) suffered a massive outage due to a very similar cause - in that case it was due to a corrupt SS7 signalling message being continuously propagated in the network.

It stands out in my memory as the telco I was working for at the time was just introducing SS7 at the time and there was a flurry of patching in the NEAX61E exchanges we were using.

Bunch of US states said to be preparing fresh antitrust investigation into Google 'n' pals

Kernel

Re: Options

Maybe in a similar way that it worked with Ma Bell and the creation of the RBOCs?

Not being in the US I don't know exactly how well it worked out in practice, but the concept was there.

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

Kernel

Another good one

Back in the days of the indestructible Nokia phones my line manager's kids set the screen message on his to "No signal" - it took him quite a while to twig to that one, apparently.

I could throttle you right about now: US Navy to ditch touchscreens after kit blamed for collision

Kernel

Re: Touch screens

"Most cars have a hot-cold temperature dial which allows you to mix hot engine coolant with your cold air conditioner output, with little or no visible indication in the non-extreme cases."

This is a desirable thing to be able to do and over winter it could be said to be essential in most climates - cooling the air condenses a lot of the moisture out of it and heating the air after cooling it dries it out even more, preventing fogging of the windows.

Most of us don't have the luxury of living in a year around warm, dry climate where fogged up windows are never seen.

Transport for London Oyster system pulled offline after credential-stuffing crooks board customers' accounts

Kernel

Re: Who logs in to an Oyster card?

"Also what does stealing an Oyster account achieve? Track my exciting movements around London and add up to £50 to my travel card for me?"

Yes to this - because everyone is exactly like you and what is good for you is good for everyone (your name's not Milo, is it?).

I bet you don't fear anything because you've got nothing to hide, as well.

Y'know how everyone hated it when tuition fees went up? Cutting them now could harm science, say UK Lords

Kernel

Re: Bah!

"In a generation there will be nobody to notice plummeting literacy"

Given some of the responses to the line in the OP regarding math, I suspect that ship has not only sailed, but is now just a smudge of smoke on a distant horizon.

The sea is dangerous and no one likes robots, so why not send a drone on rescue missions?

Kernel

Re: Surveillance?

"An Orion is a very different beast than a 7kg drone with a 3hr loiter time and 5x5 mile or 1x10mi search capability. "

A 7Kg drone - I doubt it - think more like a specialised version of a military reconnaissance drone - more the size of a general aviation aircraft, but without the delicate meatbags inside it.

Kernel

Re: Surveillance?

" I don’t see _this_ suited as border surveillance or privacy invading tech."

I do - I'm pretty sure it still happens that the RNZAF regularly sends an Orion around different parts of the NZ coast on low level flights, looking for illegal fishing boats, potential smuggling operations, etc.

It seems to me that this technology could be very easily adapted (once the base S&R platform was developed) to provide coastal surveillance services at a much lower cost than a full-sized aircraft - or at the very least reduce the use of an expensive aircraft and crew to the followup investigation of suspicious boats spotted by the drone.

Cloudflare punts far-right hate-hole 8chan off the internet after 30 slayed in US mass shootings

Kernel

Re: Teach the value of life.

"Here in NZ we've just had abortion made easier (despite the many women who've made that mistake saying they wish they hadn't, and wish someone had told them what it would do to them for the decades to follow),"

Whether or not to have an abortion is ultimately the decision of the woman concerned - and only her - there is no role in that decision for someone else's "beliefs", no matter how right the person holding those beliefs might think they are.

For the record, I am a fellow Kiwi and when I met my wife 30-odd years ago she was still dealing with the after effects of having recently made that decision - you have the right to emotionally support a woman who has had to face a decision about abortion, you don't have the right to make, influence or comment on that decision.

Kernel

Re: Content arbitration and politics

"Is it a group which is intolerant and would happily suppress freedom of speech of others if it had the power to? Yes -> Get rid."

You mean groups like most political parties?

Another rewrite for 737 Max software as cosmic bit-flipping tests glitch out systems – report

Kernel

Re: We have this saying...

"EASA will look at the FAA's inspections and run their own sets if they're not satisfied, as will CASA (who don't have a dog in the fight as Australia/NZ don't build aircraft)"

I'm not sure about Australia nowdays, but there is certainly a aircraft building industry in New Zealand - in fact a P-750 XTOL was spotted at a NORK airshow, where it wasn't supposed to be. Both these and the Cressco topdressing aircraft from which it was derived are built in commercial quantities, and there was the NZ designed and built Bennet PL-11 Airtruck (Transavia also built a Transavia PL-12 Aitruk variant in Australia).

There is also a specialist industry building replica WW1 aircraft - plus two of the world's three flying Mosquitos were built here.

Admittedly only general aviation level, but still aircraft manufacture nonetheless.

US sanctions fail to get in Huawei as embattled Chinese vendor reports 23% revenue growth

Kernel

Re: Huawei revenue bump

"That would be Ericsson and Nokia, now that Motorola, Alcatel(-Lucent) and Siemens have withdrawn from the arena."

You do realise, don't you, that the network infrastructure part of Motorola became part of Alcatel-Lucent, which in turn was bought by Nokia - it can hardly be said that either Motorola or Alcatel(-Lucent) have "withdrawn" from the field so much as been re-badged.

Oz watchdog claims Samsung's leak-proof phones ad campaign doesn't hold water

Kernel

"

I can imagine that some people might want to take underwater photos in a pool."

I can't help thinking that a GoPro (or similar) would be a better option for that - the standard housing for my Hero 4 Silver is rated to 40 metres and there is a dive housing that's rated for 60m - more than adequate for most swimming pools, although personally I'd be testing the case without the camera in it first.

Kernel

Re: I have a great idea!

"Stoking your coal-burning Note 7 to charge it? I really really like that idea... Burning question is will you get the tiny coal shovel or is that extra?"

The Note 7 was a Samsung product, not Apple.

Apple fakes intimacy in our dead-eyed digital world with software fix

Kernel
Joke

Re: Uptight and in the groove baby

"I am fairly sure no computer or other mechanical contrivance has officially taken over any of my intimate personal moments, my wife would notice immediately."

I have no doubt that she would notice - the more important question is would she complain about it?

Engineer found guilty of smuggling military-grade chips from the US to China

Kernel

Say again?

"The DoJ claimed Shin got access to the chipmaker's systems after Mai pretended to be a domestic customer, seeking to obtain custom MMICs for use within the US."

So, are the chips in question of significant military significance, or are they readily available to anyone who says they live in the US? - I can almost detect a slight whiff of 'we didn't do proper due diligence before we made this sale - how can we cover it up".

Trump: Huawei ban will be lifted!
US Commerce Dept.: Yeah, about that…

Kernel

So, you're basically saying that if you were in DOC's position you wouldn't be making official policy decisions based on some random tweet from the Great Orange Pillock?

Oh, ye of little faith.

Say what you like about the man, but there's no denying that he's a great source of on-going entertainment - just so long as there's always a grown-up between him and any button that does anything more than ring the White House doorbell.

US cop body cam maker says it won't ship face-recog tech in its kit? Due to ethics? Did we slip into a parallel universe?

Kernel

If you don't accidently get shot first 'just in case' and it goes to court your lawyer just says: "They used the Axon Disaster to identify my client m'lud. Nuff said. We're launching a counter suit for knowing harassment of the generally innocent and being dick heads."

FTFY.

There is little value to the victim in a posthumous apology, no matter how sincere it is.

Drone fliers are either 'clueless, careless or criminal' says air traffic gros fromage

Kernel

Re: Sage is right!

"Next would be a visit o every home in a 5 km area around the airport to check and make them sign, legally binding, that they either don't have a drone or proof of registration."

Yeah - because nobody in the UK owns a car is or otherwise capable of traveling more than 5km.

Mind you, it might work - my sister tells me that in the three generations it took for my grandparents to emigrate from the north of England to New Zealand and for her to end up living in Preston, some of her friends have moved as far as the next street from where their grandparents lived.

FYI: Your Venmo transfers with those edgy emojis aren't private by default. And someone's put 7m of them into a public DB

Kernel

Re: Can someone tell me why there's an app with social activity tied to payments?

"Well, if Facebook has it (to be called "Libra" apparently, though I think the irony will be lost on the agency that came up with that), surely the Twats will want it to?"

Yes, it will be interesting to see how well FB's new "currency" flies with that name - in New Zealand, and no doubt other countries, it's also the name of a range of feminine hygiene products, so there may be some degree of resistance due to the name.

Atari finally launches its VCS console. Again.

Kernel

Re: How to choose a gadget...

"A brilliant retort which I still find hilarious to this day."

Occasionally I also come up brilliant retorts that I find hilarious - at the same time I'm also firmly convinced that attractive young women much younger than me find my sparkling wit, good looks and natural charm to be an irresistible combination.

But eventually the pub closes and I have to go home, waking up to a more realistic view of myself the next morning.

You like magic tricks? See this claim that IBM bungled an Obamacare IT project? Whoosh, now it's a $15m check

Kernel

Re: Again?

Because not only does nobody get fired for buying IBM, but if you're really lucky (ie., the project is big enough) you might even get a cushy, well-paid job offer at the end of it all?

Silicon Valley doesn't care about poor people: Top AI models kinda suck at ID'ing household stuff in hard-up nations

Kernel
Joke

We're missing something important here

Where's the crucial input from our normally vocal friend who invented and patented AI many years ago?

I'm sure he/she/it will be able to clarify the issues around this problem in the clear and concise manner we would all like to become accustomed to.

Kernel

Re: I'm sure humans wouldn't be that much better

"Well, there are the problems then as some of my friends are "of color" shall we say and there are objects in their homes that I'd be hard pressed to identify without knowing the people."

Wow! - are you really saying that you go so far out of your way to be "friends" with people who have a different skin colour to you, that there are basic domestic items in their homes that you don't recognize - and this would not apply to some of your "friends" who are of the same skin colour, but a different cultural background eg., Amish?

Apart from coming across as being somewhat condescending, that does suggest a woeful degree of ignorance on your part.

Ok, I'll agree that many people might have something pertaining to their particular cultural background hanging on a wall or scattered around for either functional or decorative purposes, and I might not know exactly what their traditional name for that item is, but I can still recognise what is essentially a knife, a drum, a wall hanging, a harness for a horse and buggy, etc. I might even not know the names of the traditional foods they might eat, or what those foods are made from, but even if seen in isolation I doubt very much I'd ever get confused between food and a bar of soap.

Kernel

Re: I'm sure humans wouldn't be that much better

It might also be due to the fact that a lot of people have better things to do than rush around taking photos of household items, regardless of where they fit in the socio-economic spectrum (or their skin colour for that matter, I'm going to give you a down vote for mentioning that) - as an example, I'm paid well above average in NZ, I'd even be considered to be paid above average in the US, I own several vehicles, a large house and a beach house with no debt financing on either of them, etc., but I still don't feel the urge to take photos of my soap dish and send them in to some database.

Somehow, there just seems to be more important things to do in life and I suspect I'm not alone in this.

Bear insistent on playing tonsil tennis with you? Just bite its tongue off

Kernel

Re: license, hell

"Plus an ax - although I doubt that would be anybody's weapon of choice going against a polar bear."

The most effective way of avoiding attack by a polar bear, or any other angry and dangerous animal for that matter, is a somewhat slower-than-you friend who should be taken along (and kept close to your person) on any excursion where there is a risk of animal attack.

Could you just pop into the network room and check- hello? The Away Team. They're... gone

Kernel

Re: At home

"Back in the days of dial-up, I twice had a PCI modem die after the telephone line was struck by lightning. Both times the PC was fine, and all that was needed was a new modem."

On one occasion I was woken by a flash of lightning and the sound of plastic blown off the top of one of the modem chips flying around the inside of the PC.

Kernel
Trollface

Re: "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK"

"It's in the middle of nowhere, and it's on the top of a hill. If I find out those 'undesirables' turned out to be nothing more than a flock of sheep, I WILL be escalating this call !"

Personally I've always found sheep to be undesirable - except, perhaps, when roasted and accompanied by mint sauce.

Meanwhile, in Australia .......................