* Posts by John Tserkezis

2242 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jun 2007

If you got Netflix for Miss Marple, you're out of luck (and a bit odd)

John Tserkezis

Re: An alternative option that you may want to consider

"Another advantage of ripping one's DVDs & Blu-Rays is that one loses all the pre- and post-roll crap that infests such media."

I can do one more than that and say I (illegally) copied a legally purchased entire box set first, then watched the copies. The menus were such a pain in the arse to navigate, I blew that away during the ripping process and just left the episodes.

It's as if paying for it wasn't enough, they wanted me to work for it by moving around the pain-in-the-arse DVD cursor keys, as well as kindly remining me that to "fix" that problem would be impossible without breaking the law.

Thanks but no thanks.

Oz propaganda lists 'alternative music, environmentalism' as TERROR THREATS

John Tserkezis

"Australia's celebration of its glorious new leader has been soured by a federal government “anti-radicalisation” education kit that lists alternative music and environmentalism as signs that a youngster is on the way to becoming a danger to society."

They're right. There's already a goverment party comprised entirely of people like that - The Greens. Completely, absolutely, looney tunes, whackadoodle crazy the bunch of them.

Oh, and not agreeing with me doesn't make them any less crazy.

PETA monkey selfie lawsuit threatens wildlife photography, warns snapper at heart of row

John Tserkezis

Re: Seriously

"Three pages of comments and no People Eating Tasty Animals yet?"

Agreed, PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals), I was caught on the other side of the timezone before seeing the report.

For a group that is supposedly for the rights of animals, they have been LONG, LONG doing a shitty job. They've long since lost the plot, should be disbanded and replaced by people who can actually do the job.

Since the chance of that happening is about nil, I'm going to do my part and bolster my diet with even more tasty animals.

When I get a heart attack, my job will be done. At least I'll die happy.

FOUR STUNNING NEW FEATURES Cook should put in the iPHONE 7

John Tserkezis

I have a suggestion for a stunning new feature that should appear in the iPhone7:

Innovation.

Roll-your-own public safety broadband network too pricey for Australia

John Tserkezis

Re: How much for a human life?

"How much for a human life?"

That's the problem. What YOU value a human life compared to what THEY value a human life differs.

It's all up to who's paying for it. If emergency services were paying, they'd have it tomorrow - but they're not.

From the report, it appears the Productivity Commission has their wallets open - or perhaps not yet. Oh, and till this is decided, there are lots of marketing dogs at equipment manufacturers who are salivating.

Robber loses heist case after 'evil twin' defence, gets 60 years

John Tserkezis

Re: Not technically identical...

"During development there is a lot of random rearrangement that takes place to..."

Wow. There's a phrase I never thought could apply to multiple fields....

India's daft draft anti-encryption law torn up after world+dog points out its stupidity

John Tserkezis

"The move may also have some political motivation, as Prime Minister Narendra Modi is set to embark on a trip to Silicon Valley later this week to meet industry executives."

Where he presumably doesn't want the locals to point and laugh at him.

Top QLD sex shop cops Cryptowall lock; cops flop as state biz popped

John Tserkezis

"We paid the ransom, they accepted it, and sent the key," Edwards says. "It's the only thing you can do."

"It's the only thing you can do."? Really? It's a sex shop and they couldn't "back up".

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here till tuesday, remember to tip your waiter.

For just $400 you can have this Raspberry Pi – and mine bitcoin

John Tserkezis

"I guess it doesn't work then."

Well, it would make money for the creator - so it does work in a sense.

Things you should know about the hard work of home working

John Tserkezis

I had a cubicle at work that at one stage I called home. Does that count?

11 MILLION VW cars used Dieselgate cheatware – what the clutch, Volkswagen?

John Tserkezis

Re: DMCA

"Surely the DMCA is intended to prevent people from profiting from copying things"

It has nothing to do with the DMCA, other than it was used as a tool to strongarm the car industry to pay attention to all the lobbying.

In other words: "We don't like what's going on so we'll threaten with the DMCA. Scared yet? Good, we like obedient car makers".

John Tserkezis

Re: Sorry but how is this at all funny or appropriate?

"As a newly inducted SJW I am deeply offended that you imply by omission that it is in some way acceptable to beat a live horse"

So beating dead ones is still OK? Good, otherwise I'm out of a job.

India to cripple its tech sector with proposed encryption crackdown

John Tserkezis

"My reading of that rule is you need the keys, to be able to re-generate plain-text, not to keep the plaintext ready to hand..."

Does it matter? Governments have proved again and again they play fast and loose with their country's data.

It's only a very tiny step from there to "everyone" getting said data for themselves.

Bible apps are EVIL says John McAfee as he phishes legal sysadmins in real time

John Tserkezis

Re: I fear it is too late

"If you have an android, you are already Google's bitch."

Or maybe not. Google apparently doesn't charge a licence fee for Android, but does make their money from ads. But since I don't see ads, they're not making any money from me.

However. Rumour has it that Microsoft charges $5 a pop for sections of code, so, if anything at all, I'm actually Microsoft's bitch.

That doesn't make me feel any better, but at least I'm accurate. Sigh.

John Tserkezis

"http://apps.evozi.com/apk-downloader/"

Er, no. First, somewhere along the line I got that fake bluescreen strongly encouraging me to call the number thoughtfully supplied, when I tried again, when I click 'generate link', it didn't, but it did strongly encourage me to sign up to adf.ly.

I'm not their bitches either.

John Tserkezis

Both apps only available via google play.

Meaning you have to be Google's bitch before you can get them.

Oz court slaps down Dept of Immigration over 2014 data bungle

John Tserkezis

This par for course for polititians.

"The Department hilariously demanded that journalist Asher Wolf “return” the documents she accessed in breaking the story."

I recall several years ago about a government website that due to a screwup on the mob building it, made it go live about a month early.

A fairfax reporter had obtained through an "informat" the proposed URL that was going to be used for the site, and accessed it as one would access any website. There were no data leaks here, the site was as it would be ready for official release a month ahead.

Well, a polititian found about about this (after the reporter reported it, saying it was wonderful and early) and started screaming blue bloody murder. He demanded the "informant" be revealed, and the journalist be charged for hacking.

Well, neither happened, but Fairfax made the polititan look like a right tool.

This is not the first or last time this will happen, for as long as we have brainless polititians, we'll have a plentiful supply of entertainment.

'I may be winning this ad-blocker game, but I hate it. I'm outta here (with $100k). Buh-bye'

John Tserkezis

Re: "he made over $100,000 in his fleeting reign as king of the App Store."

"If you've got half a brain you'd ask for a refund and jump ship to another maintained ad blocker."

Let's hope the new guy doesn't succumb to a dump truck full of money on his driveway - or threats of knowing where his daughter goes to school either.

Let's face it, the ad shills are fighting back, and there's only one user - everyone not involved in ads.

Volkswagen used software to CHEAT on AIR POLLUTION tests, alleges US gov

John Tserkezis

The question is, will this recall affect anyone in Australia?

Or will they just sweep it under the carpet and forget about it. You know, like that very slight DSG gearbox controller issue?

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

John Tserkezis

"Intel creates smart bra... And more importantly manages to get picture on laptop in correct perspective".

Yeah, I know, but I'm not eligable for entry anyway. Take it leave it.

Why the 'Dancing Baby' copyright case is just hi-tech victim shaming

John Tserkezis

Re: "The process is the punishment"

"Create a video of yourself sitting in a chair and breathing, then post it to YouTube. Watch what happens."

I fell over from boredom.

SAP CEO McDermott loses AN EYE, almost his life in horror plunge

John Tserkezis

Re: One wonders ...

"... why did his system need hydrating at that hour, to the point that after having access to water, he felt the need to carry a glass downstairs?

Most of us have a plastic bottle of water on the bedside table ..."

Due to medication, I end up peeing several times a night, and if I don't rehydrate, I'll be as dry as a dead dingo's elbow by the time the morning comes.

That's why some of our systems need hydrating "at that hour". I go through between 2 and 5 litres a night, but that's just me.

And before I'm downvoted for "stop drinking so much and you'll stop peeing", you may wish to know that if I maintain a healthy level of dehydration (drink like normal plebs like yourself), I'll lose my kidneys in a few years through medication damage. So there.

Long-memoried boffins re-invent 1950s ferroelectric tech

John Tserkezis

"Still at the prototype stage, the current circuits only hold 100 bits"

How much porn will that hold?

Smartmobe app claimed it will improve your eyesight. Now its maker is coughing up $150k

John Tserkezis

"The ads ran on the Ultimeyes website as well as in YouTube videos and the Apple App Store, Amazon Appstore, and Google Play Store."

Only the most reputable of stores in the list, I see... Sigh.

Synology systematically soups up filer software

John Tserkezis

"Synology's DSM is now a more capable and mature OS."

Great. So hopefully it'll fix the file access issue it created a few versions back. The bastards.

Ahmed's clock wasn't a bomb, but it blew up the 'net and Zuckerberg, Obama want to meet him

John Tserkezis

Re: @bobgameon

"Anybody who watches any movie or TV show made in the last 3 decades knows a "movie bomb" has a flashing red light (or LED, if the movie has sufficient budget) conspicuously placed on it."

It is also noteworthy that the retarded teacher also missed that bomb clocks count DOWN rather than up.

With teachers like this, it's incredible that ANYONE manages to work out how to add their groceries - or they don't do that anymore?

Tech turned on its head: 'Dislike' button in Facebook, pay Snapchat $1 to defuse self-destructing sexy selfies

John Tserkezis

I wish to dislike facebook.com. There you go, wadda you gonna do about it?

It's not broadband if it's not 10 Mbps, says Ovum

John Tserkezis

"Uhh.. Akamai are also a CDN company. They don't just do tracking cookies."

So that makes it allright then?

John Tserkezis

Re: As I understand it

"When both my kids are streaming different Netflix and I need to download something then I guess it uses a bit more."

Seriously, if this is the WORST you can say about your internet connection, you have nothing to complain about.

'To read this page, please turn off your ad blocker...'

John Tserkezis

RTFM (You know, Read the manual, Sir)

> "Has been compared to ransom"

Yeah, that's why nobody uses AdBlock Plus anymore.

Firstly, the "randsom" refers to advertisers who wish to be whitelisted within Adblock Plus. If you're not wanting to whitelist your website, it won't matter. Unless you are, in which case, screw you.

Secondly, if you ACTUALLY read the Adblock Plus documentation, this whitelisting can be disabled, so you just see what you allow:

"On Firefox: click the Adblock Plus icon and choose Filter Preferences from the menu. Uncheck "Allow non-intrusive advertising" and you are done."

John Tserkezis

Re: The timing of this article is funny

"Yesterday I was looking through news.google.com and was wondering to myself if it would be possible to filter *out* all of the Washington Post stories."

With the exception of the main news.google.com page, yes.

You need the "GreaseMonkey" add-on, and the "Google Hit Hider By Domain" script.

On google finds, it adds a [block] button on each entry so if blocked, you'll never see anything from that domain ever again. Unless you manually edit it out of the blocked list.

John Tserkezis

"Guess who won't be reading any of their crap then."

I went there for the first time, curious as to what they were spewing.

Disabling NoScript had no real effect, still no ads. Perhaps they turn that off for Oz.

However I still won't be going there for news, because as far as they know, only politically related stories are worthy of their front page. And their science pages are just plain wrong.

Apple working on 3D mapping at secret Swedish hideaway

John Tserkezis

"Self driving cars aren't going to rely on old pictures of what was there a year ago, or even a day ago."

While a bit true, those images create data the "self-driving" car will use.

Since it can't read street signs, all of that data needs to be collated and stored beforehand.

Even more interesting how here in Suburbia Australia, the speed limit changed depending on the "type" of road it is (50-60Km/h), even if as a human, it's sometimes a bit vague especially as there are seldom any speed signs for these types of road.

It's going to be a long, long time before we see anything that works 'round here.

'Walter Mitty' IT manager admits to buying gun on dark web

John Tserkezis

Re: Not surprising

Yeah, but getting it through Customs might be a bit problematic: "Sir, is that a howitzer in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

Would be easy getting it through Australia, here they seem only interested in food and porn. Yep, porn.

You want to DISRUPT my TECH? How about I DISRUPT your FACE?

John Tserkezis

Wait, wait... Wait, wait...

Alistair, are you saying you bought Beats headphones and expected them to work?

Hollywood takes a beating in Oscar cybersquatting battle

John Tserkezis

Re: AMPAS didnt get it's act together

"long as they don't call them a Motion Picture Association Academy Awards"

I wish you hadn't had said that, now I have to drink out of the toilet to get the bad taste out of my mouth.

As McAfee runs for US President – we ask a crucial question: Will Reg readers back him?

John Tserkezis

If I could, I'd vote for McAfee purely on the grounds that he is slightly less crazy than Trump.

Holy fuck that says a lot.

Amazon, GoDaddy get sueball for hosting Ashley Madison data

John Tserkezis

for "intentionally inflicting emotional distress upon Ashley Madison users."

So the self-inflicted shame doesn't count then? Either the users are very selective over what bothers them, or, more likely, the lawyers are having a slow day and have nothing better to do.

Google Adblock shock a load of cock – users mock post hoc

John Tserkezis

Re: Simple solution for google

"Ad blockers are the very reason why this isn't happening. As more and more people use ad blockers, publishers need to show more and more intrusive ads to earn the same amount of money."

Really? So it's our fault that we're getting obtrusive ads? Who would have thought? Here have a downvote.

Oz public service reminds staff: don't use work e-mails on 'affair' sites

John Tserkezis

I really don't get this all-or-nothing approach of "less than reputable use" of company internet.

Why can't they do what we used to, if you go through our VPN (to get not only our internal servers, but work internet access as well), we're forced to go through a proxy server that filters everything going in and out. This is sensible. Most of what we block is supplied via our filter software supplier, but we have full control to take out or put in filters too. Again, holy shit would you believe it, this is sensible.

The only reason I see for this (user's) stance is since you shouldn't take a hard-line approach (visit site X and you get fired), you should leave the entire company email and web access free for all. I'm guessing these idiot users have it "good" as things stand, and don't want to lose it.

Well, it's only a matter of time before you're IT people learn what they're doing and block it after all. Only a matter of time.

Spotify updates hated privacy policy ... with exact same policy

John Tserkezis

While I was making fun of spotify (and its users continually saying how great it was, all the while making fun of my large flash storage "mp3 player" for being so 'old fashioned'...).

Well, my other foot is laughing now, isn't it?

Spaniard trousers €60,000 bank error, proceeds directly to jail

John Tserkezis

Re: Justice for all

"Taking money that doesn't belong to you is."

Every tried to "right" a clerical error the bank made in THEIR favour? Ever tried getting that back without the bank treating you like the customer piece of shit you are? Because that's what it's like.

It's a one way street my friend, and every road leads AWAY from you.

Turkey cites crypto software find in terror charges against TV crew

John Tserkezis

Re: PKK are not "Jihadists" and why is there an image of the local ISIS dance club?

"What next? Whistleblowers are "terrorists"?"

They've been considered that in Australia for a long time now. But as long as you can keep your head low and just shut the hell up about it afterwards - you'll do allright.

Unless you're making fun of politicians, because that's our national sport. Then it's Ok.

Ex top judge admits he's incapable of reading email, doesn't own a PC

John Tserkezis

"That sort of incapability is fine (I think) in the case of analysing unions... It's not fine for those regulating our computer world..."

I used to work with a guy in our IT department who didn't own a computer, and saw no purpose in owning one.

Never trusted him. It was just too weird.

Google's Chrome to gag noisy tabs until you click on them

John Tserkezis

Will someone just think of the poor advertisers??

They're the ones who stand to lose the most out of this right?

No wait, protecting your bottom dollar is by far the most important thing, and making sure the most annoying of the most anoying of ads still make it to your desktop with both speakers blaring ensures the cash cow.

Suffering a comms blackout in the loo? Now you don't have to

John Tserkezis

Why do I get the feeling that this will eventually degrade to a service that will be used wholy by a very specific "community" of persons who just happen to congregate around the public toilets around parks everywhere?

I'm sure George Micheal would have appreciated this app were it available, well, "at that time".

Now Ashley Madison hackers reveal 'CEO's emails and source code'

John Tserkezis

Breakdown by tech company was interesting.

Is IBM that bad a place to work for that you need to get laid afterwards?

John Tserkezis

Re: "No, that data dump is totally fa" *SMACK*

"At least they could go out gracefully and protect the privacy of their customers."

AM is still advertising on TV in Sydney Australia. I guess they're hoping no-one has heard what's happend.

Then again, if you're too busy shagging someone else, you're too busy to watch TV. Losers. Or maybe not (hey, I'm not getting any).

Leaked images claim to show BlackBerry's first Android phone

John Tserkezis

Might not be a complete lost cause.

If they can fix the android fuckups that are invarably introduced with each version, meaning you can do less and less each time, then great.

Otherwise, well, you know how it goes.

Boffins nail 2FA with 'ambient sound' login for the lazy

John Tserkezis

So, if I'm on the bus, it can hear and detect how many fights are going on, and when on a train, it can hear how many simultaneous muggings are happening to ensure who I am?

Hey, even in the office, when it asks me to clear my throat, will it also integrate the voices of a workmate or employer shouting at me for coming to work with a cold?

This is so cool!