* Posts by John Tserkezis

2242 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jun 2007

You call it 'hacking.' I call it 'investigation'

John Tserkezis

Re: Counter productive

"Not after 20 years with First Direct. I can tell them any "nth" character without thinking."

So you haven't changed your passphrase for 20 years?

Good to know.

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John Tserkezis

Re: I find the best way to avoid adverts on Farcebook...

"And what if the only point of contact you have with someone important (like a member of your family) is through Farcebook because they don't have e-mail or a reliable telephone?"

Then I tell them, if they want to get in touch with me, they can either by 7 different email addresses, or, three regular phone numbers, or, two SIP voip addresses, or, two Skype addresses, or they can leave me alone - there is only so far I'll go, and Facebook is NOT anywhere I'm going.

Deal with it.

Adblock Plus blocks Facebook's ad-blocker buster: It's a block party!

John Tserkezis

Re: The 'We thought you might like' conundrum

"Now if I open amazon @work I can see penises!!"

Way back in the MySpace days, a friend of mine said a MySpace friend bought a dildo.

Soon afterwards _all_ her friends received a message saying "so-and-so just bought a dildo, would you like to buy one too?"

Very classy. And it appears no-one has learned anything since then either. Idiots.

IT analyst: Oz census data processed as plain text

John Tserkezis

No one ever got sacked for choosing IBM.

Not till now anyway...

Oz stats bureau deploys a bot to harvest Twitter IDs

John Tserkezis

"I left the form as instructed and when I came home it was still there so I took it back inside. It still hasn't been collected."

Same here, and what we've heard from the neighbours, same for them too.

The Australian Bureau of Statistics has made a hash of the census

John Tserkezis

I'm guessing there are going to be lots of Mr and Ms Smiths, Citizens and Mohameds then.

And of course, there are going to be a heap of "we have nothing to hide, so we'll hide nothing" idiots.

Let's see how that works out for them.

China cuffs ten white-hats, nobody knows why

John Tserkezis

The only difference between white hat and black hat hackers are ethics.

And the Chinese Government knows all about ethics now, don't they?

Server vendor has special help desk for lying, incompetent sysadmins

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"I still have the original platter which I retrieved from the rubbish bin. The head crash had gone through the oxide right down to the base metal"

I've seen one that went through the magnetic layer, and all the way though the aluminium base in a section (Yep, you could see right through). Somehow, it was still balanced enough to be spinning.

What stumped us, was not that the drive failed in this manner, but that it was in this failed state for long enough to gouge the platter without anyone noticing.

Don't use a VPN in United Arab Emirates – unless you wanna risk jail and a $545,000 fine

John Tserkezis

Says it all.

"Less than 15 per cent of the desert kingdom's inhabitants are locals, with the rest of the population made up of expatriates"

The place is so fucked up, that not even the locals want to live there.

'Nuff said.

Tesla autopilot driver 'was speeding' moments before death – prelim report

John Tserkezis

"It's clear from the preliminary report that if the trailer had been equipped with side Mansfield bars the driver would almost certainly still be alive today."

It would also be clear that he'd be alive today if he were actually looking at the fucking road.

Oz regulator eyes broadband marketing

John Tserkezis

"Consumers need accurate information about broadband speed and performance"

Wouldn't that contrast with the ISPs wanting to attract business?

Truth in advertising would pretty much kill their sales wouldn't it?

Just sayin'.

BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

John Tserkezis

I used to work on printers for a living..

Just saying... A community service announcement you see.

I take handfulls of toxic drugs today, they claim it's for other stuff, but the last remaining bit of my brain remembers they're mostly to keep me sane. The rest are just for fun, except they're not fun.

DO NOT EVER WORK ON PRINTERS. EVER.

EVER.

Ban ISPs from 'speeding up' the internet: Ex-Obama tech guru

John Tserkezis

Re: Clearly an idiot

"Unfortunately there are plenty of politicians who will jump on his bandwagon solely in order to get a few sound bites and some air time."

I doubt they're smart enough to realise.

Pokemon Go Directly To Jail if you hunt here, says Oz Justice Dept

John Tserkezis

"POKEMON GO TRAINERS SHOULD LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR DIGITAL CRITTERS"

Fine for playing while you're driving then? Spent several hours on the road with my sister who played it just about non-stop. Though she did say certain pokemon functions can't be done while driving. She has morals you see.

Now, excuse me while I wipe my arse with the paper the laws were were written on.

You really do want to use biometrics for payments, beam banks

John Tserkezis

Re: I didn't even want contactless

"I took a chisel to my card and cut the antenna - result: no contactless."

Kinda like taking the water out of your pool to prevent any drownings.

It's a bit drastic, and there are better ways of doing it.

Server techies 'stiffed on overtime pay' banned from ganging up on HP

John Tserkezis

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

"Never piss off your customers, they might not come back. More so, never piss off your employees, not only will they not come back, they'll leave a trail of destruction on their way out."

An employer is an employer, any single employee isn't going to care about semantics of who is who.

Or in this case, 1,385 employees.

Empty your free 30GB OneDrive space today – before Microsoft deletes your files for you

John Tserkezis

Re: A few bad apples

"If I am paying for a certain amount I should be entitled to continue paying for that amount at the "contracted" rate."

And as the saying goes: "Good luck with that".

John Tserkezis

Re: mega.nz

"50GB for free (or until they change their mind)"

Great, and it's never failed before either.

No wait.

Nukeware: New malware deletes files and zaps system settings

John Tserkezis

Re: Confucious say

"Repeated, tragic data loss convinces family members to take periodic backups."

Sadly, for some of my relatives, even THAT won't convince them.

BA 'offers' IT bods extra leave, flexible working - unpaid of course

John Tserkezis

Stop paying employees.

Out source.

Profit!

Visiting America? US border agents want your Twitter, Facebook URLs

John Tserkezis

What if I have no accounts with Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and LinkedIn?

Will the cavity searches continue as per normal?

Can gigabit fibre services revive Adelaide?

John Tserkezis

It's making the NBN look like it's been caught with its pants down.

Utah sheriffs blow $10,000 on smut-sniffing Labrador

John Tserkezis

"How does one sniff out porn exactly ?"

Look for the fishy smell.

Oz 'gifted education' program pitching WiFi, vax scare stories

John Tserkezis

Re: Double standards?

"Strange that while the self-proclaimed 'Wise Ones' want to ban WiFi in schools, the same folks list a mobile phone number"

WiFi, and cellular transmissions are not the same. That means "do as we say, not as we do".

If you think that makes sense, then you're looking at the class of retard who can't be helped. Nuke 'em from orbit just to be on the safe side.

Ransomware scum build weapon from JavaScript

John Tserkezis

Re: How exactly does this execute?

Otherwise: it sounds like it requires a Javascript environment which

Yes.

(a) executes outside a browser,

Yes.

(b) has the ability to read and write files directly on the host filesystem.

Yes.

Surely most PCs don't have this by default?

Aside from the JVM which is sometimes optional, Otherwise, shockingly, yes.

Kill Flash now. Or patch these 36 vulnerabilities. Your choice

John Tserkezis

Re: >> giving the update the "Priority 1" ranking

by Flash, tends to get a Priority -1, as in "Do This Or You'll Never Work in This Town Again."

I choose never to work in this town again. In other words, I don't know who is going to screw up, but it won't be me.

Boffins decipher manual for 2,000-year-old Ancient Greek computer

John Tserkezis

Re: Trouble figuring out how it worked?

"Like all manuals, you have first to "interpret" them to understand what they actually mean."

"This product comes pre-installed with Windws 10".

12 years of US Air Force complaints lost in database crash

John Tserkezis

Correction:

If a good BOFH is involved, there's no way to tell.

John Tserkezis

Re: Too many complaints

"..and perhaps someone felt it looked bad?"

My thoughts exactly. From the article:

"The Automated Case Tracking System had data dating back to 2004 on complaints, investigations, appeals, and freedom of information requests, covering everything from waste and fraud to sexual harrassment."

Exactly the type of information many companies would be most happy to "accidently lose".

Who's to blame for the NHS drug prices ripoff?

John Tserkezis

Re: I've read the original article

"(why does this article merit a place on an IT website if it is not for that purpose??)"

Because for me, buying Polo Mints at the cheapest price is of upmost importance.

Unicode serves up bacon emoji

John Tserkezis

Sure they have a shark, but where is its laser?

Miscreants demand Bitcoins to stay silent on 'dirty secrets' of Tumblr, LinkedIn hack victims

John Tserkezis

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

For blackmail to work, you need information on me that's going to cause some embarrasment or harm. All I can say, is if you think you can do better than I've already done to myself in the past, bring it on.

Disk death: Three-quarters of PCs will run SSDs by 2020

John Tserkezis

"As an aside, I lost 3 spinning hard drives in two years on a two drive RAID server so spinning is not much more reliable."

Yeah, so did I, till I realised that I shouldn't have been using desktop drives in an array environment. Now, with RAID or Enterprise grade drives, they're still going fine.

You can't just throw any old drives in your array and magically expect them to last.

Boring SpaceX lobs another sat into orbit without anything blowing up ... zzzzz

John Tserkezis

Re: Ob: Pournelle

"Except the Thunderbirds are a figment of imagination. Where as this is real life."

Blasphemy!

Euro Patent Office prez's brake line cut – aka how to tell you're not popular

John Tserkezis

I downvoted you, not because I don't agree, it's that your suggestions won't work.

"Like adjusting the brakes so the pads don't grip the wheel"

He would notice right away - I press my brakes early on to stop the bike from rolling off whereever. You would feel the lever distance and pressure right away.

"then supergluing them in place"

You do realise that a form of superglue is used as a threadlocker? And a loose seat would be immediately obvious by twisting? Would be a good idea otherwise..

"cutting most of the spokes"

Going on what spoke setups I've seen, it would become really obvious by the wheels becoming bent.

"What was actually done just sounds like petty vandalism"

The basis of that would be ideal: Don't make it look like vandalism, and lean towards making it look like an accident. Because accidents happen you know...

In-flight movies via BYOD? Just what I always wan... argh no we’re all going to die!

John Tserkezis

I don't do airline-supplied in-flight entertainment.

It's either Flash delivering the ads, and the strategically placed interruptions, or worse still, Silverlight (no really, let's pick a properly obsolete way to do it. Not mentioning any names Virgin Airlines).

I can store my own movies/media on my own device (holy crap, did we forget we could do that?). No interruptions, what *I* want to see, and complete isolation from any weirdos.

I use silicone ear plugs with integrated earphones. They're not super hifi, but I'm half deaf so I can't tell. Better still, these babies block everything out (40dB attenuation across the board), including babies. Heck the plane could crash and I'd be the last to realise it...

Victims stranded as ID thieves raid Aussie driver licences

John Tserkezis

Re: Once a drivers ID is stolen?

"Over in Blighty they're going to give us an online driving license"

Never mind, they're thinking of the same here in Australia. Conditional, not across the board, but still thinking about it.

Samsung reveals Batphone!

John Tserkezis

Re: Batshit crazy

"To pay extra for a box"

Think of it this way: You'll be the coolest nerd on the block.

iPhone 'Error 53' plaintiffs say Apple not giving reimbursements

John Tserkezis

Re: Suing?

"Whether Apple deliberately set out to deprive iPhone owners of use of the phone or not is something I don't think we will ever be able to prove (knowing it is not the same as proving it), as they would always be able to argue (as they have) that it is a bug."

It doesn't matter. It's sorta like someone kicks your butt without telling you why. You have no way to prove for or against why they did it, and they're not saying.

Again, it doesn't matter, the fact remains that butts were kicked, and you want payment.

Troll seeks toll because iPhones work

John Tserkezis

Apple’s Accused iPhones and Accused iPads are capable of voice communication.

I wish to contest that at least some of the iPhone 4 series, due to antennagate, were unable to be used for voice communication, thus should be made exempt to this patent suite.

Got a Fitbit? Thought you were achieving your goals? Better read this

John Tserkezis

"I'd be beyond extremely impressed if you can accurately count your pulse with your finger while engaged in strenuous exercise that has got your pulse into the 130 or 140 range,"

Exactly right. I max out 200bpm, and if you try to poke and prod me when I doing that, I'm going to get quite cross.

John Tserkezis

"Have you conducted rigorous testing at rest, during moderate activity and during strenuous exercise while wearing the Apple Watch and hooked up to a medical grade ECG?"

This is not a valid defence, because YOU'VE never used medical grade ECG test gear either.

John Tserkezis

Re: @ Version 1.0 ... heart rate measurement

"When exercising the max heart rate is a formula... 220 minus your age."

I would go so far as saying that anyone who uses this particular formula doesn't care at all about their HRMax. (it only applies to 80% of the populace anyway - the rest can get stuffed)

The proper way of doing it requires a warmup, then to work as hard as you can while monitoring your HR using a device that isn't a piece of shit like the Fitbits.

Shakes on a plane: How dangerous is turbulence?

John Tserkezis

I've just finished watching Air Crash Investigations, Seasons 1-13.

Anything that could go wrong, will go wrong.

Google building firebombed

John Tserkezis

If we're firebombing places, would not Microsoft be a target before Google? I mean, they've been around for longer, and arguably pissing people off more than Google...

US government publishes drone best practices

John Tserkezis

"And as for news organizations: the rules do not apply. Instead they should "operate under the ethics rules and standards of their organization, and according to existing federal and state laws"."

I have a shotgun that operates under differing rules and suggestions.

I dare you.

The ‘Vaping Crackdown’ starts today. This is what you need to know

John Tserkezis

"to a country of real British people smoking packs of real cigarettes"

You do realise that cigarettes were long considered very feminine, and since that was half the market of the already established manly cigars, the tobacco industry started a grass-roots PR campaign to market the cigarettes to men as well.

So, if you're male and smoke cigarettes and you think you're manly, you're not, you were once considered quite a poof. Better change over to cigars right now. Yes do it now, because you're manly.

Google Chrome deletes Backspace

John Tserkezis

Why can't this be fixed in the webserver?

I've been to two local banking sites, and inadvertantly backspaced out of habit.

Both times I was alerted that I couldn't do that, and it took me back to the main menu of said bank.

That's an example of handling the situation gracefully.

So: Except for those two sites, every other remaining banking website on the face of the planet is run by a bunch of dickheads who can't write webserver code.

Either that, or Chrome users are inherently predestined to use the backspace key at any and all times.

Hmmm, where should I dump those unencrypted password files? I know - OneDrive

John Tserkezis

Re: The Skyhigh guys again

"If they know, and got in without permission, they should be charged and fed porridge for several years."

You are implying that Skyhigh is in the wrong here because they *did* obtain data that way.

You should be implying that the fact that Skyhigh got in, indicates the user in question are idiots for at least expecting security on a medium that doesn't promise it..

Chaps make working 6502 CPU by hand. Because why not?

John Tserkezis

I did some assembler for the 6502, but it was for a college class, so I had to. And it was obsolete even then.

Today however, I can't help but think: Can't they have done this with an FPGA or something? Or do I not get the point of creating a sub-standard copy of a CPU that doesn't count anymore?