* Posts by John Tserkezis

2242 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jun 2007

Microsoft brings the CLOUD that GOES ON FOREVER

John Tserkezis

Re: Uploads

"I suspect one of the limiting factors for unlimited space usage is upload bandwidth."

I don't think it's going to matter, that is, "all you can eat" deals are designed to give you more than you could possibly eat, with the attraction of "unlimited" being a mere drawcard, not an actual offer.

I did some sums some time back when the backup to cloud issue came up with an aquaintance who thought it a great idea.

I worked out, with my current ISP, it would take about a year to get what I have now up there. That's based on my actual speed upload bandwidth (about 14Kb/s), my actual allowed longer term upload bandwidth (half of the max speed they give me), and my total data (about 7.5Tb or so), and the fact, I will not have my full upload bandwidth capability available for general use for the next year (or, assuming I don't piss off my ISP in the meantime...),

Sending them a few drives would be a better proposition. Many cloud storage services offer this as a service, I'm willing to bet one of them is not Microsoft for this particular product.

Ergo, you'll never eat what they're "selling".

Samsung turns off lights on LEDs worldwide – except in South Korea

John Tserkezis

Re: 3 sales problems

CFL bulbs. LED bulbs (unless I'm mistaken) do use even less power

Even to this day, I'm stunned as to how much importance people place power consumption on lighting. Big things first, small things last, and lighting is a small thing - especially when they still use bar heaters.

Competition. LEDs themselves are not expensive to manufacture

Chinese LEDs are cheap because they're cheap in every sense. They're crap. That's why.

CFL bulbs tend to overheat in certain enclosures

LEDs have the same problem. They are also run harder and hotter to get the most light out, at a cost of life (even if it still is decades). Put them in a tight enclosure, and you're going to kill (or at least degrade) them, even faster.

John Tserkezis

Re: Patience.

if it ain't broke, don't fix it!

If it aint' broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

John Tserkezis

Re: much better light quality?

"mix of phosphors"??? WTF does that mean.

The white LEDs when people say "white LED", is actually a blue led with a phosphor that shifts that blue, into a wider range into the reds and greens resulting in what sorta looks like white.

But it's not a smooth spectra of light, it has gaps, resulting in some colours not lighting up like they should.

Using a lighting technology that uses phosphors, can "cheat" a bit and use multiple phosphors, where each one creates a spread of its own, where the result can be fine tuned to some degree to a better "white" or even a colour.

This is how flourecents, CFLs and modern-day "neons" (that are actually flouros) work.

The difficulty with LEDs are, since they're monochromatic (one very sharp colour), getting a good spread is harder to do, even with a "mix of phosphors".

John Tserkezis

Re: LED Bulb price

"Because CFLs don't last what they used to."

Some would argue that they never were worth it. There are constant bleats about "you're not using quality units", which is true, except their cost approaches LEDs, and the plethora of cheap chinese CFLs flooding the shelves doesn't help.

So even if you account for the elevated cost, you're still better off with LEDs.

‘For the love of Pete, America, learn about decent chocolate’

John Tserkezis

I can second the fuel prices.

On my vactation there many years ago, I sat down and worked out their price accounting for exchange rates and conversions. I didn't believe my numbers, so I did them them again. Still not believing my numbers, I had someone else do the conversions. We all came to the same conlusion, their "gas" price was about half our petrol.

And they still had the gall to complain about their "gas prices".

Just don't blame Bono! Apple iTunes music sales PLUMMET

John Tserkezis

Re: @werdsmith

"Buying a physical CD also requires putting on pants then driving to a Westfield"

Around my area, for some people at least, pants are no obstacle to going shopping.

Sporty in all but name: Peugeot 308 e-THP 110

John Tserkezis

Meh. There is a serious shortcoming in the engine. It has four cylinders missing.

Or maybe I've been spending too much time around race vehicles.

Revealed: The amazing magical innovation in the iPad Mini 3 – a lick of paint

John Tserkezis
Coat

Re: Thinness.

"One of the ways to add strength is with glue."

Unless it stops it from bending, I don't think anyone's going to care.

Fine, I'm going...

FTDI yanks chip-bricking driver from Windows Update, vows to fight on

John Tserkezis

Re: Tired of fake sh1t

"I don't know why it's so difficult to fake these chips."

It's in the results. FTDI gear works, cheap chinese crap doesn't.

I've bashed my head against the wall on the cheap stuff enough, and I'm entirely over it. For every example of "It works fine for me" I can site a number of examples that don't.

CBS goes OTT, releases EVERY EPISODE of Star Trek EVER MADE

John Tserkezis

Real Trek fans would already have everything.

Including the fan-made episodes that are sometimes of high production value, that will never see the light of day on any TV network - cabled or otherwise.

COMET 67P is basically TRAILING a HORRIFIC STENCH through space

John Tserkezis

Don't let the australian politicians know...

"the vast majority of the material boiling off Churyumov–Gerasimenko is water and carbon dioxide."

Don't let the australian politicians know...

They'll bring back the carbon tax.

Pay a tax on every gigabyte you download? Haha, that's too funny. But not to Hungarians

John Tserkezis

"...somewhere between $.60 to $3.00 depending on quality. That'd put a crimp in your online viewing."

That would sound like standard Australian gouging, er, pricing.

'LulzSec leader Aush0k' found to be naughty boy not worthy of jail

John Tserkezis

He's not the Messiah, he's a Very Naughty Boy

Couldn't help but think of this, like what the judge would have said when the AFP brought him in with puffed out chests and so proud of themselves...

Facebook slurps 'paste sites' for stolen passwords, sprinkles on hash and salt

John Tserkezis

Facebook

Because we care about our user's security.

Origins of SEXUAL INTERCOURSE fished out of SCOTTISH LAKE

John Tserkezis

Now I know where the saying "Don't drink the water: Fish fuck in it" came from.

NBN Co adds 'burbs to copper map, claims 'speed up' rollout

John Tserkezis

We must be super-lucky. We were never slated for fibre in the first place. Back when the NBN rollout map was "active", there were gaping holes in it, and we were in one of those holes. Appears nothing has changed.

Inner West Sydney must be one of those areas that holds absolutely no political value at all.

On the upside, we don't have to deal with higher prices for something we're getting now cheaper...

'Cowardly, venomous trolls' threatened with two-year sentences for menacing posts

John Tserkezis

I wonder if this ruling will apply to the polititians who made it as well? You know, pot kettle black and all that - one day they'll open their mouths and find it full of their boot.

Oh? so they're immune? Thought so...

Whisper chief: 'We're not infallible but strive to do right by our anonymous users'

John Tserkezis

"Unless they've managed to guarantee their own existance for the rest of time, then any data they collect will only be retained for a "limited period of time". Limited by the heat death of the universe."

Or untill Wisper goes bust, and they sell their faithfully-stored data to a third party, where all the original T&Cs no longer apply... Happens all the time.

Will.i.am gets CUFFED as he announces his new wristjob, the PULS

John Tserkezis

Re: i.amPULS

"Just a rapperist way of saying "I am a bean" (or "I am a lentil")..."

Is that a way of saying you fart a lot?

Australian spookhaus busted for warrantless tap of own phones

John Tserkezis

Re: Idiots, morons and dickheads!

"And the biggest laugh is that if an Australian publication had written this article the writer could go to jail for up to ten years for bringing these bungling fools into self inflicted disrepute"

Apparently not. Fairfax reports this:

ASIO accidentally spies on itself.

Microsoft left red-faced after DMCAs dished out to Windows bloggers

John Tserkezis

"Automated takedowns are the cancer that is killing YouTube."

Or, YouTube is the cancer that is killing YouTube.

John Tserkezis

Re: Pirate product keys in comments

"Or more likely an automated tool guaranteed to cure all copyright problems."

I've always said, you can have absolute zero piracy if you want, but you're going to have to be happy with your three remaining customers.

Vanmoof Electrified Bike: Crouching cyclist, hidden power

John Tserkezis

Re: Removable battery?

"Very true, you need to keep a battery like that indoors during the winter as the cold weather will damage it I think."

It won't damage it, but it'll retard performance.

John Tserkezis

Re: Sadly lacking two fairly essential features

"- cup holder - iDevice mount/charge - fat chance of obeying red lights or behaving considerately"

I have bottle holders and an array of power options, including lights, with rear flashing reds that light steady on application of brakes on my three-wheeler recubment trike.

But I don't go through red lights, and I behave considerately.

So, clearly I'm not a cyclist.

Cops and spies should blame THEMSELVES for smartphone crypto 'problem' - Hyppönen

John Tserkezis

Re: Google has since promised to do something similar with Android smartphones.

"It ensures that you get 5years unless you hand the password over to the plod."

Sometimes, the perps see this as a best of a bad situation. Especially if they're looking at more than a mere 5 years in the event the plods find out exactly how far and wide the illegal activity has gone.

10 Top Tips For PRs Considering Whether To Phone The Register

John Tserkezis

"Marketing Droids get put on hold"

When I'm in the mood, I say "Yes! I *am* interested - tell me all about it!" then put the phone down and walk way.

John Tserkezis

Re: Your mother—and mine

"The real faux pas, in my book, is asking whether you could speak to someone before you say who you are"

I expect three things from callers I don't know. Who you are, organistion you're calling from, and why you're calling. And for whatever is holy to you, never, ever, ever ask me how I'm doing today. You don't know who I am, I know you don't give a crap, so don't feign interest in my wellbeing.

"that I record all calls"

You must say "may record your calls..". You're doing it to gain leverage, and this gives you plausible right to say "what recording, I have no idea what you're talking about" just in case keeping quite might be wiser.

Want a customer's call records Mr Plod? No probs

John Tserkezis

Re: Calm down girls...

"Really, it's not that easy to get it approved."

Bollocks. If you can convince the holders of the data you have an endless supply of dump trucks full of money, they will bend over backwards to help you.

If you're Joe Smuck off the street, no-one cares.

John Tserkezis

Re: Backslash, Backlash!

"I would also log each and every request, looking for evidence of abuse of power."

YOU would, perhaps, but today we're talking about the telcos...

I've got a new Linux box, how does it work... WOAH, only asking :-/

John Tserkezis

"Linux support is apparently a bit lacking. Perhaps it's worth what you paid for it?"

That's entirely unfair, and you're really not helping the situation at all.

After all, Windows is the most pirated operating system overall, and it has a good help system based on third party sites (yes, they're fucking FREE) that cover you from the most basic operational questions, to some gnarly registry issues.

The clear differenciator is, they don't kick you in the nuts when you ask why your wallpaper selection isn't working.

So it's obvious that windows users are nicer than linux users. Other personality issues aside to argue another day - they're at least nicer.

Bird of HEY.... that's MY DRONE! Hawk attacks geek's quadcopter in nature v machine clash

John Tserkezis

Had a friend use a remote controlled propeller plane to fight a magpie in mating season. The bird would not leave him alone, even through some creative dogfight moves.

Till the prop hit it.

Feathers flew, and it was a lot more wary then.

White LED lies: It's great, but Nobel physics prize-winning great?

John Tserkezis

Re: "However, from what we know about human behaviour"

We had one of our guys bring in his VCR to repair (not the type of thing we normally worked on), we plugged it into the only composite monitors we had there, monochrome green screens. It would serve the purpose well enough in any case.

However, the only tape that was available at that time to test it, was a porno.

In the middle of "testing" the boss looks over our shoulders, and said "As long as it's not a blue movie, that's allright".

Jony Ive: Flattered by rivals' designs? Nah, its 'theft'

John Tserkezis

Re: Apple invented nothing

"So a fake prop from a sci fi show consists of prior art in your world?

They count every bit as much as all those bullshit patents of things that have allready been invented, but still legally belong to the new owners because they haven't been documented within the US borked patent system before.

You know, like the "wheel", and "curved corners".

Australia bins standalone school computing curriculum

John Tserkezis

Re: Programming is wasted...

"Programming is wasted... ... on the Ozzie's,

Remember when you were in maths class? Were you paying attention? No?

We were, and that boomerang trajectory is aimed at you.

Yep, look up. No, the other way. Oops, too late.

No one wants iOS 8 because it's for NERDS - dev

John Tserkezis

Re: 6GB download?

"I think the take up will be slow until 8.1 appears and resolves these issues."

After what happened to Microsoft that number is jinxed, I'm thinking the next will be 10. And they'll claim they thought of it first too.

U2? 81 million Apple iThing-strokers know a place where the Beats have no shame

John Tserkezis

Re: U2 and apple

"So why is he wanting to even be seen close to Apple"

Because he wants more money, and world peace doesn't put bread on the table, or gold plate on the hubcaps - whatever floats your boat.

Intel, Cisco and co reveal PLANS to keep tabs on WORLD'S MACHINES

John Tserkezis

Re: Coming to a kitchen near you

"I think my fridge has got a mole, a rat, a trojan and a virus. is there an anti malware suite to cover it?"

Perhaps, but what is more likely to happen is your internet connected fridge will advertise to you, whatever Anti-virus brand is affiliated with your fridge brand.

And because it's a locked-down applicance, there will be no way for you to turn the ads off.

Be careful what you wish for...

Crims zapped mobes, slabs we collared for evidence, wail cops

John Tserkezis

Re: Alternatively

"And this complicated chain of events is something you say it happens often, or what's the point?"

If your phone was stolen, and you had remote bork capability, would you bargain on the odds the thief gets caught and your data is used as evidence to incriminate them? Really?

It's always safer to bork first, ask questions later.

John Tserkezis

Re: Have they not heard of Faraday bags?

"1) get (encrypted) data recovered via forensic methods"

If you've ever had to do this, in some cases it's the same reason it's not done as why they don't put any person on the moon anymore. It's possible, but it's so bloody expensive you look for other means.

AndroidScript returns to Google Play Store: Ad giant YIELDS TO THE MIGHT OF EL REG

John Tserkezis

"App is a free download, Google can be arses sometimes, world still spinning etc etc"

Google are always arses about it, but they needn't be.

We've dealt with Organisational name clashes before, Send letter outlining situation, other side changes name, no downtime, no stress, no fuss, everyone happy. Well, reasonably happy at least.

Google's shoot first ask questions later pylosophy needs to be fined tuned a bit. That said, Apple can be worse, they'll pass you first, then unceromoniously kill you off later.

SHATTERED: Apple's jilted glass supplier to shut down sapphire ops

John Tserkezis

Re: Shock news. Startup pins whole business plan on single big order and gets screwed.

Agreed, but this looks worse for GT than it does for Apple.

Remember GT signed off on those "oppressive and burdensome terms and obligations". Even if they were "oppressive and burdensome", the time to complain is BEFORE you sign.

Pen-testers outline golden rules to make hacks more €xpen$ive

John Tserkezis

Re: Just a thought...

"And when the crying starts, remind them they are there to work, not play, and the browser is used for far more play than work in most settings..."

It's almost as if you've never actually seen anyone do work.

Let down by a lousy UberX driver? They probably skipped the 'optional $65 customer service training course'

John Tserkezis

For every story you hear about Uber, you can also apply it to the regular Taxi industry.

Your milage may vary, as the saying goes, but stating a single user experience doesn't an industry standard make.

I want to transplant your storage brains: WD desktop NAS refresh

John Tserkezis

Re: Meh.

"there is nothing for the home hobbyist; you have to choose either from the small home solution or the more expensive (per HDD hosted) enterprise solution."

What you want is cheap and good at the same time. Face facts, you're not going to get it.

There is good reason why you either can't, or are not allowed to use desktop drives in arrays. They're not suited to the puprose, especially in RAID arrays. Quality and reliability issues aside, there are behaivoural reasons on what desktop drives do, that is not suitable within an array. They are designed to behave that way, because it suits a desktop environment. This contrasts with RAID arrays that can appear to "randomly" fall over, when you test, and see, there was "nothing wrong" with the drive. Not only that, some behaviours that protect the drive under desktop conditions, can cause the drive to "self destruct" under array conditions.

You do have some options, such as the WD Red drives. They are physically Green drives (bottom of the barrel desktops), with firmware changes that make it suitable for use within an array. So they won't randomly fall over and still pretend to be OK, but they are ARE shit drives, so will fail (catastrophically) statistically earlier. But given the price, they're plenty good enough for cheap not-so-critical mass data applications.

Enterprise drives are more than just drives that have the word "enterprise" stampted on it. They ARE better, faster, higher quality, more reliable, and because of all that, more expensive.

You're going to have to deal with it: Better products cost more, crappy products cost less. There's more to this of course, where choosing a drive for any given array is not like choosing a tyre for a car, it's more complicated, and there are many more issues to look at. And yes, price is one of those.

Remember that tale of a fired accountant who blamed Comcast? It's kinda true, says telco

John Tserkezis

Re: Fat luck on the recording

"Record all calls yourself and let the courts sort it out. At the very least, the court of public opinion and the company's PR spin. Notifying the agent that you are recording will likely result in them terminating the call under the guise of not having the authority to consent."

This can be a very bad move. In some juristictions, if you record a telephone conversation without the legally required consent, and the other side finds out, they will use it against you. You'll find out real quick how the wiretap laws work, and rest assured, you're not going to like them.

In the event they hang up, this could be good for you. You can (with your documented recordings!) prove that THEY refused to negotiate with you, not the other way around. It may become a separate case, but their business is entirely based around law and leverage. You CAN use it to your advantage, instead of theirs. Remember, they want you to get fed up and go away, because it becomes their advantage.

John Tserkezis

Re: About recording calls.

I'm recording them, they're recording me, so "this call may be recorded."

Always tell them. It works both ways too.

If things go a bit bad, you can bet the other side will "select" the parts of the conversation that will be conductive to their case, and against yours.

Don't risk losing your leverage by using the rest of the conversation simply by presenting it to court. You can be sure they're going to use that against you if it wasn't done by the book.

The exact requirements are handled differently in different states and different countries. Make sure you brush up on your local laws, not just that I'm not a lawyer, it's the laws vary very widely.

If you don't tell them you're recording, the laws still vary widely. It goes from you simply can't use the recorded call in court, to, if the other side finds out you recorded it and they were not alerted to the fact in the "correct" way, you could fall foul of wiretapping laws. Again, check your local laws, your milage may vary.

John Tserkezis

Re: Never quite got...

"Really? Why would you want to work at a place that treats you like that again?"

There are two reasons (probably more, but..)

1. You're a pissant with no prospects, and are willing to take any job where your employer treats you like crap, because you can't find another job. (I'm not apologising for this one, there is NO excuse for going back to an employer who actively and publically treated you like shit. Pull out your nutsack, put up your chin and take it like a civilised human being. Your ex-employer is doing a good enough job of making themselves look like turds, don't help them and do it to yourself.)

2. You don't want the job back, but you do want your ex-employer to ask you to come back, like a dog with its tail between its legs, that they are. If your ex-employer wants to put their own noose around their own neck, let them.

Women, your 'superpower' is ... NOT asking for a raise: Satya Nadella

John Tserkezis

"What's fun is when you find yourself with a boss that think that is the proper way to talk with employees ..."

I wonder if Microsoft CEOs are hand-picked to have foot-in-mouth disease?

'Bill Gates swallowing bike on a beach' is ideal password say boffins

John Tserkezis

Re: really...Microsoft...

... and irritatingly, they don't usually tell you in advance.

More irritatingly still, when you get password "set" routines that allow you to go past the character limit, with the password "test" routine that observes limits - so your new password will never pass again.

Your only option is to factory reset and start again from scratch.

F**k you TP-Link. F**k you, and the horse you rode on.