Re: Corporations are people, my friend!
"Haven't you been paying attention? The SCOTUS (Supreme Court) says corporations are people. Sociopathic people focused on nothing but making money."
Actually, although that's technically the case, if you look at that ruling, interpreted correctly. it would outlaw corporations! (Follow me here)
A. People create and own a corporation.
B. Corporations are legal entities that the SCOTUS gave human rights.
C. Slavery is illegal. (You may not own another person.)
D. Since forming a corporation creates an entity with human rights, stockholders are technically slave owners.
E. Therefore, forming a corporation is an act that facilitates slavery, and is illegal.
Disclaimer: No, I'm not serious, just pointing out how absurd that "Corporations are people" ruling actually is.
Remember that lawyer that claimed he could drive in the carpool lane because he had a briefcase full of corporate paperwork and thus was legally carpooling? Judge didn't see it that way. Ah, here's the story:
http://www.marinscope.com/news_pointer/news/article_a9168c46-5a93-11e2-abaf-0019bb2963f4.html