Re: Naming
"Starshine Bottlerocket"
Whoa, Isn't that a character on 'My Little Pony'?
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Until the 1970s, people either sat at their office desks, on a pub stool drinking, or at home on a couch watching telly. All the while wishing they could be elsewhere.
Then John Cleese introduced walking, and got everyone on their feet, finally able to go to the loo!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0ae2387a6e/ministry-of-silly-walks-by-monty-python-from-greatest-comedy-sketches#
"moor offshore and the US can just consider the installation an international location and impose taxes, tariffs, customs dues, etc. on anything heading to or coming from there."
Wot, and risk retaliation from the Skynet military forces of the Principality of Schmidtland?
"If Documentum were to become independent, Pelz-Sharpe comments, then it would have a fresh incentive to fight hard, refresh the product and revive the brand."
Translated:"Our bureaucracy inhibits innovation, so we'll spin it off to fix itself, then re-acquire it when it becomes profitable, then let it stagnate again."
'Hack' is such an overused word in the Press anyway.
You might say that "Hacks* hack** vandals as 'hackers'***, hacking**** at true hacker's***** reputation, because they can't hack****** proper journalism."
Now if you'll excuse me, I seem to be suddenly suffering a dry cough.
*Hack - A Hack is a colloquial and usually pejorative term used to refer to a writer who is paid to write low-quality, rushed articles or books "to order", often with a short deadline.
**Hack - Sudden noisy expulsion of air from lungs.
***Hacker - Common hack* press term used to describe someone who seeks and exploits weaknesses in a computer system or computer network.
****Hack - To cut, notch, slice, chop, or sever.
*****Hacker - One who combines excellence, playfulness, cleverness and exploration in performed activities.
******Hack - Slang sense of "cope with" (such as in can't hack it)
" that 11% might also be the people who know a silly survey when they see one, and were really just going for the most entertaining answer each time."
Around here, That description describes the demographic called 'literate'.
(Probably explains why there hasn't been a survey conducted around here since the nineties.)
"But it is worse bitcoin does not have any strong sponsor backing up it's value."
So you're suggesting something like "iBucks", "Amazon Gold", "Google Cash", "Windows Dollars 8.1 Home and Office", or "Oracle Coins", then?
Ew, I just had a chill... going to go hide under the covers for awhile.
"I guess the US can now stop pretending it's a democracy .."
Nope all that's come to pass has been voted on and passed by elected representatives, it truly is democracy (at its worst) in action.
Now the USA as a true republic*... That has loong since passed.
*A republic is a form of government in which power is held by the people and representatives they elect, and affairs of state are a "public matter" (from Latin: res publica), rather than privately accommodated.
"I'll publically admit to knowing very little about MS Windows, so my response when asked about slow-running Windows computers is usually something along the lines of "I can wipe the disk and install Linux if you like."
You're supposed to use the "mindless fanboi" icon when posting that. Unless you were being sarcastic - there's an icon for that, too."
Chill, it's a survival trick, one that I've learned to use myself after nearly chewing my own eyes out* while helping someone fix their mess.
Now I just say "Sorry, I don't run Windows myself, can't help you."
*You really, REALLY, don't want to know the details!
Ballmer's "one trick" was to be put in charge after the shoals were passed and all was clear sailing ahead. All he had to do was pick a direction, and sail.
Instead, he was content for years to let MS drift on momentum, taking whatever came across the bow.
Then, when other ships appeared, sailing strongly toward their destinations, he grabbed the wheel and started yanking it this way and that trying to follow all of them at once, still getting nowhere.
Hopefully the new guy has a direction to steer and a port in mind somewhere this side of Never land.
"nobody gets promoted for preventing 'screwing-up'. Nobody gets promoted for taking preventative actions"
Twas ever thus; Take the time to do it right, you get yelled at by management for being slow, then either laid off or forgotten.
Slap something together in no time that falls over every six weeks, then to management, you're the hero that save the day every six weeks.
This kind of thing happens all the time;
a.Someone goes 'slumming' in seedy bars, looks like they have some bucks. (terminology: 'The Mark')
b. The 'diversion' causes a scene with the mark, drawing them out of the bar.
c. The mark returns to the bar, can't find valuables... "Nobody saw nothing, honest! Besides, you started it!"
"Jobs has not been sighted in obscure truck stops around the nation."
Well, he'd hardly be likely to, wouldn't he? Trendy coffee shops seem more his thing.
Of course the problem with that is, if he was sighted, his picture'd be on Facebook and Twitter before you could say 'rounded corners'.
"This technology must have been out for ages. How else do you explain my inbox being full of baldness cures, weight loss pills and impotence remedies?"
Well it needs tweaking then. I need neither penis enlargement nor increased bust size, But there's a good chance if I did need one, I wouldn't need the other!