Throw us non-hipsters a bone
A few words explaining what Slack is wouldn't be too much trouble, would it?
Here I was wondering whether Slackware was updating, or WTF, when did the the Church of the Subgenius digitise Slack?
Eh, DDG to the rescue.
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"Shhh! Google will banish it as an inappropriate application if they get to hear of this..."
There's always F-droid: https://f-droid.org/repository/browse/?fdid=eu.faircode.netguard
Good idea.
They could base it on their "animal shelters", and show exactly how fast they gas animals in their care.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=peta+animal+shelter+scandal&ia=web
More like: PETA: People Exterminating Terrified Animals
"Not a lot, mind - all it takes is just a little bit more than your PHB knows."
So:
A. The monitor has an on/off switch, and is not the computer.
B. The big box under it, or under the desk, has an on/off switch, and is not a hard drive.
C. These two need to have a cable connecting them, plus each needs to be plugged into a power outlet, and both need to be switched on for proper operation.
D. If the computer is not connected to the network, either by WiFi or a cable, Facebook and linkedIn will not be available.
E. The wireless mouse and keyboard both need to be on if you want to use the computer.
a.Yes, they both have off/on switches.
b. They both also need batteries.
If the PHB uses a laptop, substitute these for A through C above:
A. It didn't update to Win10 again, did it?
B. Is it on?
Yes, that's different from standby or hibernating.
Yes, it will hibernate by itself if you leave it alone long enough.
C. When was the last time it was plugged in to recharge?
The above covers about 90% of the problems the PHB has encountered.
"Is our internet provider up?, and, "were they paid last month?" handles about another 9.9%
Did I leave anything out? ☺
"But next time I'd go to the food truck and get one much more quickly."
Yeah, and that could be even more convenient!
Didn't one of Trump's supporters promise us that, if Hillary was elected, there'd be a taco truck on every corner?*
They usually sell burritos too!
*Why, yes, he did!
OK, so a bracelet that automatically deducts money from your account to donate to charity...
Brought to you by a company with a major board member and stockholder that coincidentally runs a major charity.
Geez, wonder who picks who gets the money?
Yeah, I sound cynical as Hell, but this is MS we're talking about here.
"Yeah, it looks like we pretty much know how the universe works at the lowest levels."
Hubris much?
The same thing was said in Victorian times, the Renaissance, and in Ancient Greece, Egypt and Sumeria.
Yet we still keep saying, "This is odd...", and finding something novel to us.
"Context: If said gentleman says to go up against the laws of nature, he is probably a crank."
Further context: The "laws of nature" are made by men to describe how they interpret nature. If something violates those laws, it's Man's law that was violated, not Nature's.
"you cannot accelerate anything in normal space-time faster than the speed of light."
Well, technically you can't accelerate matter to the speed of light, but there's nothing in the maths that says you can't go faster.
For practical purpose, it amounts to the same thing for now, but if some bright spark figures out how to jump/tunnel/warp/dodge past that barrier, then the next challenge would be, "How the feck do I slow down, now?"
" but if somebody sold me a 'fridge that had a capability to connect to the Internet, I wouldn't connect it to the Internet. Nor to any network."
But what do you do if it "helpfully" auto logs on to any available WiFi connection it can detect?
You might have yours locked down, but Fred across the street will be wondering who keeps sending him those "Need more cheese and beer" messages.
Is to enjoy life as best I can while I'm still here.
I'll eat what I want, drink what I want, and Fuck You, I'll smoke what I want!"*
And although it may not happen, one of the few items on my bucket list is to be asked, "To what do you owe your longevity?"
To which I'll either reply, "I've been dreading that question all my life!", or, "To the fact I haven't died yet!"
*Oh yeah, and to quote Woody Allen: "Sex is not the answer, sex is the question. "Yes!" is the answer.
"Pains us to run an Apple article without the words 'fined', 'guilty' or 'on fire' in it, but here we are"
Um, would "worst" do? This study has been on sites all over the web for two days now.
(Just trying to help! ☺)
Better idea.
<Angel Face> Simply state that Apple has gone quiet and quote their response when contacted by El Reg.
Then fill out the article with a "Best of Apple" reprint, selected from the ones mentioned in article.
Close article by wishing Apple the best, and hoping that they have some announcements to share in the future.</Angel Face>
"It's good thing then that there was no AI for voice comms."
No need for AI, a simple line of code along the lines of, -If situation="TITSUP" play "wilhelmscream.wav"-, should suffice.
"I would really like to see the stuff they reject (if any), because that must be pretty dire not to pass."
Worse than you think. A microsoft employee once slipped a patent for an apple tree into the patents MS sent to the USPO. It was granted.
(Latter withdrawn, only after the Public Patent Foundation publicised it.)
I was gobsmacked to discover that Amanfrommars Writes for them!
(Slightly NSFW)
OK, I watched the video.
What I saw was was a very over long and complicated version of the old "You Are Here" stationary maps that dot most Malls and Airports.
(Plus the little annoyances look like they were designed specifically to be kicked right under the chest plate for maximum distance.)
"It was obviously an ISIS sniper trained in rocketry by North Korea and smuggled near the facility by the molepeople firing a prototype rifle provided by aliens!"
I knew it! That's exactly the sort of claim a lizard person would make to cover his tracks!
[Dons Q metal cap to reinforce the aluminium one]
Subject A has a bucket of Fairy Dust™, that he promises to sprinkle over investors and multiply their riches.
Subject B thinks this is a great scam, but rather that get his own bucket of Fairy Dust™, starts squabbling that he should have Subject A's, because... PROFIT!
Lawyers start sharpening their knives and ordering new yachts.
"How about setting up a "safe area" for the dear FBI Director wherein he can navel-gaze in peace and pursue the self-indulgent logic of "anything goes, because I'm the good guy"?"
Well, there are already many state sponsored sanitariums set up for just such a purpose, but alas, they are woefully underfunded. So the psychiatric profession is not a diligent as it should be.
Maybe if we diverted some of the spook funding to them instead?
This one's more to the point: https://youtu.be/CHgUN_95UAw
"How broken can it actually be if it's been around since 1946 in its current form?"
Well for everyday uses, like commercial electronics and bog standard electrical engineering, it works just fine.
It's when the physicists get down to nano and particle physics experiments, the current system is a bit too loose for accuracy.
"On 13 December 1958, a Jupiter IRBM, AM-13, was launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida, with a United States Navy-trained South American squirrel monkey named Gordo on board. ... The nose cone sank 1,302 nautical miles (2,411 km) downrange from Cape Canaveral and was not recovered."
Hence the origin of seamonkeys?
"except Linux is much more successful than Unix."
And the reason? Because all the Unix vendors were perpetually engaged at throwing sueballs at one another. By the time it was sorted out (and probably the reason it was), Linux had taken its place in most of the market.
Point scored for Linus there.
And in other news, water is wet.
However;
A. When he's abrasive, there's usually a damned good reason.
B. I'd rather have someone vent at me, then tell me how to fix it when I'm wrong, than smile in my face and stab me in the back without giving me a clue.
So, although I'd probably end up calling him a cunt twice a week, I wouldn't mind working for him, because I'd always know exactly where I stand.
Instead of wasting endless funds, er, funding these studies designed to scare people into living a life worth living, why don't they just link to already existent papers?
Thank you, and I'll only ask 10% of the savings to the Government budget, if that's convenient. :)