Re: C. An anal-gazing "Look-to-the-future" exercise,
When someone's head is up their arse...
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"Also, how scared are US citizens of the tax man to pay up like this?"
Very.
"They'll probably also set up the machines so killing the antennas kills the device AND voids the warranty"
Nah, they'll just copy the software on the cloud model.
If it can't phone home regularly, it'll refuse to function.
Imagine this message on every item in your home:
"Signal unavailable - please check your internet connection and try again. Your <device> will not function without a proper internet connection. Signal unavailable - please check your internet connection and try again. Your <device> will not function without a proper internet connection. Signal unavailable - please check your internet connection and try again. Your <device> will not function without a proper internet connection."
That's what the IOT's boot stomping a human face looks like.
You really need to learn how to short out what little brains the hawkers have.
-Him "Do you have broadband sir?"-
Me: "Well that's damned personal from a complete stranger! Just because a someone's a bit overweight doesn't give you the right to harass them!" <stalk off indignantly>
"No - if you're asking from a colleague or a "mentor". Since the chap wasn't working for the Uni anymore he's free to tell the truth."
Reminds me of the anecdote about a professor that hated to give bad references.
His reference for the totally useless?
"If you can get this person to work for you, you will be extremely fortunate."
- My first thought was, "Is that all he got?" -
Well considering he "was also given a free trip to North Carolina"*, I figure the judge felt he'd already been partially punished.
*Can't help thinking that they threatened to send him again and leave him if he hadn't signed the deal.
My favorite joke in that genre was the student who continued writing his last exam answer after "pencils down".
The professor refused to take his paper because of it, causing the student to retort, "Do you know who I am?"
The professor replied that he neither knew nor cared who he was, to which the student replied, "Great!", shoved his exam into the middle of the pile, and left.
"When a system of this scale gets compromised, it should be the sysadmin, not just the "hacker" who gets held accountable by the state."
You mean the the guy (or team), that's repeatedly brought up the issue with superiors, only to be brushed aside with "No, that's not in the budget.", or, "No, we see no problem here."? That guy?
Better: The authorities should lock down the system and interview the sysadmin as a witness, as soon as a breach is reported.
If it's the sysadmin's fault, then hold him/her/them accountable.
If not, follow the trail of "No!" upstream until the source is found, then hold that part(ies) as accountable as the hacker.
" fine the companies that are hacked."
You want immediate action? Howls of agony and outrage? Actual results?
As well as fining the company, freeze 10% of each of the shareholder's stock for two years, or until the problem is fixed.
Most companies would be secure before the next quarter.
(And a lot of politicians would find lose campaign funds next election, so win/win!)
"Company officers actually have a legal duty to operate the company in a financially responsible manner."
Indeed they do.
But this is like a bank deciding: "The clients money is insured anyway, so why build an expensive vault? Just store the cash in cardboard boxes in the back room."
Bank saves millions, but would you call it "financially responsible"?
"There are so many sensible reasons millions of people use Todo/Tasklist software."
Really? Many? I can only think of one, but it is a corker.
The phone is right there, in my pocket. Whip it out, tap notepad*, make the note, job done.
*that's "notepad", not Notepad™. Also, it doesn't sync, use the web, or anything "cutting edge". It just let's me make notes, on my phone, Which I always have with me.
"Reportedly they were "squeezing" the batteries to try to fit more capacity in the same volume, and that was done incorrectly in some cases which either put the + and - too close together, or the layer between them was damaged."
Or... They could have made the phones slightly thicker, and enabled them to use a more powerful, unsqueezed battery in the first place.
But that's crazy talk, innit?
"As far as I am concerned smart phones and touch sensitive sceens are not Wow! New! but 'How can we make computers smaller and cheaper and still have some utility in them'"
Touch sensitive screens on phones are actually all about, "How can we cut out the costs of designing resilient, usable keyboards, and make it sound sexy?"
"Or we grew too many courgettes and we're giving away the surplus, Mr. Glass-half-empty!"
Please... NO!
We're just ending the yearly nightmare season here; where if you leave an unattended vehicle unlocked, you're liable to find it full of tomatoes and zucchini when you return!
"HPE announced it was selling off a load of non-core software assets"
And once they've stripped this joint to the bone, they'll just throw the bone to the dogs.
High fives and bonuses all around, and off other companies to lather, rinse, repeat.
Does anyone in the upper ranks actually run a company any more, or is it all just "asset monetizing" until the company is gone?
"bananas are radioactive !!"
Meh, just low yield potassium. Now Brazil nuts, on the other hand, can be 33% more radioactive than normal background, due to radium stored in the nut's fat.
Not stopped me from eating them though, they're tasty!
"Next on my list: Submit patent application for wheel."
Get in line.
Quote:"According to a November [2005] Washington
Post profile of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, the agency
has, since 1790, granted about 30,000 patents to people who have
submitted unique designs to improve upon, if not reinvent, wheels."
"what former patent office clerk Albert Einstein would make of this."
Well, this kind of idiocy isn't new, just better publicised these days.
I'm sure that one day, pondering over the latest stack of approved patents that he had to file, he had a epiphany:
"If this kind of idiotic tripe is being approved by normal people, I must be a genius!"
Then he promptly formulated general relativity and left to teach at University.
"How green is bleached paper?"
Ah, You caught the trick there.
The 60% post consumer (Pfft! "recycled" ain't good enough anymore?) brown paper is very green.
The process of bleaching it pure white, with all the waste products generated that have to be processed... not so much.
Buuut, they just don't mention that part, and everybody's happy!
Yeah, I'd really hate to see this situation in real life:
Well I'm an Ophiuchus*, and believe that no horoscope that leaves out signs can ever pretend to be accurate!**
*Yes, it's really a horoscope sign. It was left out to avoid 'unlucky 13', and to keep the signs from changing months year to year.
**Nah, I don't actually believe any of that mumbo-jumbo.
Makes me wonder... just how Triboelectric is frozen solid nitrogen, or ice at those low temps?
We've already seen that Pluto has active glaciers of nitrogen with mountain sized lumps of water ice 'floating' on them.
Maybe colliding water ice chunks or stress fractures in the solid nitrogen might be generating the X-rays?