Re: "Have some sympathy for the AT&T devil"
"Maybe no one in your offshoot cared about the customer, but many other parts do."
[citation needed]
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"I believe the most likely explanation is that the polls were systematically wrong, rather than that the election was hacked."
So even the good boffin himself thinks it's most likely just the polls were wrong, but in the next breath:
" But I don’t believe that either one of these seemingly unlikely explanations is overwhelmingly more likely than the other,"
The "most likely explanation", suddenly becomes "one of these seemingly unlikely explanations"?
(I mean, it's not like polls were ever wrong in politics before, right?)
I think the good professor still can't wrap his head around the fact Trump actually won*, and is looking for any excuse.
*To be fair, I can't either!
A rather nice hack for those cheap keypads is to put two buttons in serial.
Example:
Combination 1-2-3-4*, 4 and 7 wired in series,
becomes 1-2-3-[4&7 pressed simultaneously].
Nobody expects pressing two buttons at the same time!
*Yes, yes, you have the same combination on your luggage.
"Orbital mechanics is a particularly nasty branch of math"
Oof! No kidding. Just a simple one-tangent transfer orbit formula set as an example:
Calculate the eccentricity of the transfer orbit:
et = pt(DU) / r1(DU) - 1 (for an outbound transfer)
et = 1 - pt(DU) / r2(DU) (for an inbound transfer)
Calculate the semi-major axis of the transfer orbit:
at(DU) = r1(DU) / (1 - et) (for an outbound transfer)
at(DU) = r2(DU) / (1 + et) (for an inbound transfer)
Calculate the spacecraft's initial velocity (which is the same as the orbital velocity of its initial orbit):
vorb1(DU/TU) = Sqrt[mu(DU^3/TU^2) / r1(DU)]
Calculate the velocity of the transfer orbit at insertion:
v1(DU/TU) = Sqrt[mu(DU^3/TU^2) * (2 / r1(DU) - 1 / at(DU))]
Calculate the insertion burn:
DeltaV1(DU/TU) = v1(DU/TU) - vorb1(DU/TU)
Calculate the orbital velocity of the destination orbit:
vorb2(DU/TU) = Sqrt[mu(DU^3/TU^2) / r2(DU)]
Calculate the velocity of the transfer orbit at the destination:
v2(DU/TU) = Sqrt[mu(DU^3/TU^2) * (2 / r2(DU) - 1 / at(DU))]
Calculate the arrival burn:
DeltaV2(DU/TU)^2 = v2(DU/TU)^2 + vorb2(DU/TU)^2 - 2 * vorb2(DU/TU) * Sqrt[mu(DU^3/TU^2) *pt(DU)] / r2(DU)
Calculate the total DeltaV required for the transfer:
DeltaV(DU/TU) = DeltaV1(DU/TU) + DeltaV2(DU/TU)
Calculate the true anomaly at the interception point:
Cos[nu2(radians)] = (pt(DU) / r2(DU) - 1) / et (for an outbound transfer)
Cos[nu2(radians)] = (pt(DU) / r1(DU) - 1) / et (for an inbound transfer)
Calculate the eccentric anomaly at the interception point:
E(radians) = ArcCos[(et + Cos[nu(radians)]) / (1 + et * Cos[nu(radians)])] (for an outbound transfer)
E(radians) = 2 * pi - ArcCos[(et + Cos[nu(radians)]) / (1 + et * Cos[nu(radians)])] (for an inbound transfer)
Calculate the time required for the transfer:
TOF(TU) = Sqrt[at(DU)^3 / mu(DU^3/TU^2)] * (E(radians) - et * Sin[E(radians)]) (for an outbound transfer)
TOF(TU) = Sqrt[at(DU)^3 / mu(DU^3/TU^2)] * (E(radians) - et * Sin[E(radians)] - pi) (for an inbound transfer)
And yet... Toss a frisbee and your dog takes off after it, jumps and catches it perfectly, his brain doing essentially the same formula.
And this from an animal that can barely be taught to count to three!
"Who's going to write the code for this AI?"
Self modifying code, no humans needed.
Of course, two months after the last human is eliminated, the whole system goes quiet...
Except in a small, heavily fortified room some where, a terminal continually beeps with this message on the screen:
An unexpected error has occurred.
Press 'Enter' to continue,
any other key to quit.
"I've seen Fox news, and that stuff is a loooooooooooooong way from Objective!"
You do know that Fox News sued for, and won the right to lie and distort news, didn't you?
Quote:
"During their appeal, FOX asserted that there are no written rules against distorting news in the media. They argued that, under the First Amendment, broadcasters have the right to lie or deliberately distort news reports on public airwaves. Fox attorneys did not dispute Akre’s claim that they pressured her to broadcast a false story, they simply maintained that it was their right to do so. After the appeal verdict WTVT general manager Bob Linger commented, “It’s vindication for WTVT, and we’re very pleased… It’s the case we’ve been making for two years. She never had a legal claim.”"
From here: http://projectcensored.org/11-the-media-can-legally-lie/
"Now, if before testifying Schneier and Co. had hired DDoS R' Us to take down U.S. political fundraising websites, THAT would have engendered a sufficient sense of urgency."
True, a similar campaign worked before, even if it wasn't the intended effect.
I always used anti-virus (mostly Clam) malware guard, and Startup Guard.
If the AV didn't catch something, the malware guard usually would.
if all else failed, SG would usually stop it from running.
The one time I was pwned and had to install and restore from scratch?
My sister sent me a CD of Trappist hymns she thought I'd like.
Put it in, hit play, system collapsed like a house of cards.
Seems the CD had a rootkit on it... Thanks Sony! >:P
My desktop, mp3 player, netbook, phone, and game systems are all different devices with different ecosystems, filling different needs.
Info that's relevant to one is useless on another, since I only do work on one, play different games, and web surf different sites due to what I do on each.
When there's a need to crossover, a simple USB cord, SD card or USB stick supplies all the interconnect I need, no cloud needed.
Of course each user's needs are different, YMMV, etc., etc.
Would make for a surreal scene in a monster movie:
Angry crowd with torches and pitch forks storm Frankenstein's castle because his monster has wreaked havoc.
Baron Frankenstein then appears on the parapet and announces:
"Good News! I've arranged anger management counseling classes for all!"
"It's nothing of the sort. It's not anonymous at all, being tied to your network traffic and location."
So you're saying that:
"XXXX XXXXX who owns an iPhone 7, mac address 00:1a:c2:7b:00:47 takes the 7:15 commuter bus from Tally Ho subdivision station to downtown Abes and Stalping junction station near the Cremel Building weekdays.
Normally sending emails related to business with Cremel industry's IT dept., or surfing theregister.co.uk under the username "Boo-dah" in route.
Then normally uses the same station to return to the Tally Ho subdivision at 21:15 mon-thur, normally texting Mrs. XXXXX at 121 Foxing St.
On Fridays the 23:00 from Kipling station is used to return to Tally Ho Subdivision station after receiving two or more texts from Mrs. XXXX at 121 Foxing St.
Might actually be used to figure out XXXX XXXXX's real identity?
Surely not!
chdir
you can hack CA's Unified Infrastructure Manager
"and the floor was squishy and slightly annoying to walk on, a bit like wet sand."
And there's the big gap between marketing and reality right there.
After having to slog over an energy sapping sidewalk just once, how many are going to avoid it by taking another route, or just saying "Fuck it, it's only two blocks, but we'll drive, it's easier!"
"And in that case, I'd like to think we wouldn't go inhabit Mars if we find any LGM there. It is their planet, not ours."
Not if they don't have a flag!
If it works for countries, it'll work for planets.
"pillocks that think 'reply to all' is a good idea because they're soooo important they feel the rest of the NHS absolutely MUST know how irritated they are at receiving an email that says 'test'."
"Test" as the message was (and is) a bad idea for testing emails.
Should have used "Only idiots reply to this message."
"... more than 99% of what people see is authentic"
And look up this word "authentic" to see what Zuck means.
Ah! Definition 2b:
b : conforming to an original so as to reproduce essential features <an authentic reproduction of a colonial farmhouse>
So Facebook's news is crafted to look right the real thing then?
The 1% he's complaining about must be actual news that slipped through then.
Obviously, they need "AI" because real intelligence (AKA Science, Medical, and Legal Advisers) so seldom tells them what the want to hear.
So, with a few lines of code, I can make them an "AI" that'll always give them exactly the answer they want.
"Your proposal to $problem is exactly what needs to be done and should be implemented immediately!"
Huh, did I say few lines of code? Just have the above comment tastefully calligraphed onto a strip of Vellum placed in a tasteful teakwood box.
Open whenever "expert" advice is needed.
I trust Parliament will soon be in contact for further details.
" ...why anyone would buy it, especially at that price."
Amen! I would have stopped off a an appliance shop and asked for a box a full-sized fridge came in.
Use a box cutter or shears to trim to height, cut a knee well, use the left over bits for bracing, and Bang!, cardboard desk at no cost, and probably less time to assemble.
"You think they're just putting a bunch of random devices out there and not doing anything with the data or software?"
Actually, pretty much. They want to "monetise" it, but from the results, they could do better with a random number generator.
Ex: My local grocery has Loyalty cards that help them identify me to what I purchase, and I benefit from a slight discount.
Every purchase generates scads of coupons allegedly tailored to my shopping habits.
Out of the years of shopping, the mounds of coupons have never been for anything I buy.
End result, mild privacy invasion to no benefit to them, and a slight benefit to me.
Random chance would be a better guide.
"Odd choice since Drumpf has advocated doing exactly what you don't want happening."
Not so odd when you consider that for most elected officials, the odds that they'll do exactly the opposite of what they pledged (While still paying lip service to the the claims) are much better than even.
"Trump won, lets just get through the next 4 years and see how bad a job he does,"
Might not actually be that bad.
He's angered the head Republicans, and outraged the Democrats during his campaign, so expect lots of fireworks in the media, but little action in the Belt line as every move he proposes gets blocked, and every thing the House and Senate propose gets shot down by him.
So noisy, and popcorn worthy, but little gets done, and most damage averted.
"These days I keep finding myself reminded of the saying that the optimist believes we're living in the best of all possible worlds and the pessimist is afraid that's true."
Me? I see it as further proof that "Life On Earth" is the Universe's highest rated comedy show.
As that's how long it usually takes corporations that've been DDoSed to admit that they were hacked under cover of the "chaff barrage". (Hi Sony!)
"At worst it is a temporary inconvenience to users of our website,"
No, that's the best case scenario. Somebody'd better be checking system logs very closely right now. Odds are someone got in, and if they were clever, used the website as a door to "secure" servers.
"spray very fine carbon black across vast stretches of the Moon's surface from low orbit, essentially 'tagging' it with dark markings easily visible from Earth."
The problem with that is that the Moon already has a very low albedo, about equal to coal.
The reason it looks so bright is that it's against the background of space, which reflects no light, and looks very, very dark, making the little light the Moon reflects look bright.
Now if you were to use something with a higher albedo, like silica dust, that would work,
Titanium white powder would really, really work, as it'd reflect so much light, it'd probably drown out the Moon's natural surface light!