* Posts by Cuddles

2337 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Nov 2011

Cyber insurance model is broken, consider banning ransomware payments, says think tank

Cuddles

Re: Whither the gray hats?

"But it strikes me that the best way to fix the problem is to accept that the ransomware gangs are doing valuable work, and pay them for the work - as long as they inform the right people instead of using their access to lock stuff."

If that actually worked, most crime wouldn't exist. It's no different from saying that the best way to eliminate bank robberies is to employ potential robbers as security guards. The unfortunate fact is that while some people may be happy with a steady paycheck for doing a regular job, others would much prefer the jackpot from emptying the entire vault. No business can afford to pay enough to keep happy those who won't settle for anything less than everything.

Plus there's the obvious catch-22 situation - if you pay all criminals to work as security, then there are no longer any criminals and hence no reason to pay anyone to work as security.

Data collected to promote public health must never be surrendered to police

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Trust

"In Shanghai every billboard, poster, and newspaper advertisement bore QR codes, all linking off to their respective web sites."

Or to put it more accurately, they all contain QR codes linking to... somewhere. This has always been one of the big problems with relying on QR codes for anything; you simply have no idea what they're going to do until they've done it. Maybe it links to the website you expect, maybe it links to somewhere else entirely, maybe it's not even a link at all. URLs already have enough trouble with exploits based on things like spelling errors or obfuscation, and of course URL shorteners don't help matters at all. But QR codes take it to a whole new level by being entirely obfuscated by design. The only reason they're not a major source of malware is that hardly anyone actually uses them.

Hubble telescope in another tight spot: Between astrophysicists sparring over a 'dark matter deficient' galaxy

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Re: Forgive my ignorance but...

I wouldn't say wrong as such, it just depends what you mean by hard to disprove. Like any scientific theory, dark matter is very simple to disprove in principle - just find enough contradictory evidence, or an alternative theory that explains things better. The reason it's really hard to disprove in practice is the same reason it's difficult to disprove general relativity or Boyle's law - we already have a huge amount of evidence saying things work the way we currently think they do. No single anomaly is ever going to be enough to justify throwing all that out, so you either need enough contradictory evidence that things start looking really suspicious or, again, a better theory. Lots of people have worked on the latter and so far failed to come up with anything that works at all, let alone is better than we already have. And while occasional things like the case this article covers pop up, the vast majority turn out not to be interesting after all on further investigation, and the remainder are few enough to be odd anomalies and outliers rather than anything that conclusively points to a specific problem or new solution.

So it's not hard to disprove because it's not really scientific, but simply because there's already been a lot of work done on the subject, so you'll need to do a lot more work again before you're going to be able to come up with something with a similar amount of support.

Cuddles

Re: Forgive my ignorance but...

Like much of science, it really comes down to Occam's razor. We know matter exists, we know gravity exists, and we have a theory that explains how they behave with incredible accuracy in the vast majority of cases. We then make a new observation, and our existing theory doesn't quite seem to work for some unknown reason. We now have two options. One, we can throw out all our existing theories and come up with a new, significantly more complicated, one with a whole pile of unknown or arbitrary parameters that need to be carefully chosen specifically to explain this one new observation. Or two, we can assume that there's a bit more stuff out there than we previously thought, at which point the existing theories continue to work perfectly. And then we make another new observation and this time we need yet another even more complicated theory to replace everything, or we can just assume that there's exactly the same amount of extra matter and see that our existing theories still continue to work. And so on.

People love to complain that it looks like endlessly adding complications like epicycles, or arbitrary fudge factors to fix things, but it's actually the exact opposite. By far the simplest explanation for a whole raft of different observations is that there just happens to be a bit more matter out there than we can easily see. All other attempted explanations are far more complicated, contain far more arbitrary assumptions made specifically to explain one or two observations while also contorting themselves to explain why all the observations made previously failed to see anything unusual, and ultimately fail to actually explain the vast majority of other observations anyway.

Specifically to your complaint, the thing about adding an arbitrary fudge factor is that you'd expect it to be different every time. But what we actually see is that we have to include exactly the same factor for every single observation no matter how its made or at what scale. Every individual galaxy we look at seems to have about 5 times more mass than expected. Every cluster we look at seems to have about 5 times more mass than expected. The CMB says the entire universe has about 5 times more mass than expected. At some point it stops being a factor added just to make things work, and instead becomes a ton of different lines of evidence all telling us that maybe there actually is 5 times more mass out there than we expected.

A final thing worth considering is that when you have a bunch of complicated equations describing how thing work, there are relatively few ways things can be added or changed while having the whole thing continue to work in a consistent manner - you can't just chop bits out or add new parameters in wherever you like and have it all still make sense. For example, Einstein famously called the cosmological constant his greatest mistake, because at that point he thought it wasn't necessary and therefore looked like he'd just added a fudge factor. But even before we discovered the universe was expanding he was absolutely correct to include it, because it's actually the only thing that could have been added to his equations. In fact, from a certain point of view he'd have been wrong not to include it, even if it had turned out to be zero in practice (that's a bit of a mathematcian vs. physicist argument).

The same is true for dark matter. It's not just adding a random number to make things work. It's changing one of the very few parts where it actually makes sense to change anything. Things like modified gravity theories invariably end up horrifically complicated precisely because you can't just change a couple of bits in general relativity and still have it make sense, instead you have to come up with a whole new theory that mostly still gives the same answers except in a few specific cases. Total mass, on the other hand, is essentially a free parameter as far as theory is concerned, set only by our epirical observations of how much we can see. So changing it really isn't arbitrary at all, it's one of the parts that exists specifically to make things work. We pick a value that makes things work based on our observations. Previous observations gave one number, newer observations say it's actually a different number. That's far simpler and less arbitrary than trying to come up with convoluted explanations for how things actually work in a completely different way but just happen to behave how we thought in every observation up to a certain point.

Cuddles

Re: Dark matter believers

"The reason you need dark matter"

To be clear, there is no the reason you need dark matter. This is the big problem all the crackpots complaining about it miss - there are multiple different, entirely independent observations all saying that there is a lot more mass out there than we can see in stars and other baryonic matter. Galactic rotation curves was one of the first lines of evidence and remains one of the best known, but it's far from the only one. And since the different bits of evidence come from many different places at very different scales, no single issue like an argument over the distances to a couple of galaxies can ever be a reason to just throw the whole thing out. Whatever turns out to be the answer for this particular galaxy, it will have no bearing whatsoever on measurements of galactic cluster masses, measurements of the cosmic microwave background, direct observations of gravitational lensing, or a wide variety of other observations.

This is why dark matter remains the overwhelmingly favoured theory among the people who actually know what they're talking about. Plenty of alternative theories have been proposed, and some of them even do a decent job of explaining one specific set of observations (most are just mindless crackpottery and conspiracy theories that don't even manage that). But I'm not aware of a single one that manages to cover even just two separate lines of evidence.

So no, dark matter definitely can't be explained away that easily. Even if you come up with a brilliant explanation that fits galactic rotation curves perfectly, if it doesn't also explain galactic clusters, the CMB, the Lyman-alpha forest, the shape of the universe, the large scale structure of the universe, and a bunch of other stuff, you have done basically nothing in terms of explaining away dark matter.

GitHub Copilot is AI pair programming where you, the human, still have to do most of the work

Cuddles

Managing expectations

"The most enthusiastic person we could find toward Copilot said the tool worked as exactly expected one time in ten. "When it guesses right, it feels like it's reading my mind," they said."

Based on the descriptions in the article, it sounds like it works exactly as expected at least nine times in ten. What the person quoted appears to mean is that it works as intended one time in ten.

Google tweaks Android Messages app to auto-classify or auto-delete messages

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One time passwords

If your phone can run Android 8, it can run the authenticator app of your choice. It's one of the rare cases where the more secure option is also more convenient. Not as good as a hardware token or some other options of course, but it should be far easier to persuade people to actually use. Maybe Google could spend a bit more effort encouraging people to use a better solution rather than developing automated ways to try to cope with the mess created by a worse one.

Apple warns kit may interfere with implanted medical devices at close proximity

Cuddles

Re: kit may interfere with implanted medical devices

Yes. Not mentioned here, but the BBC article on this subject notes that Apple is just following Samsung and Huawei in issuing this guidance.

Doggy DNA database adopted by Gloucestershire cops to bring crims to heel

Cuddles

Re: Do I know you?

What about the more friendly dogs who respond that way to anyone who calls their name? Or to anyone who calls a name vaguely similar? Or makes pretty much any kind of sound at all? Or who doesn't make a sound but looks vaguely in their direction? Or a different direction entirely? Who just exists at all? Who doesn't exist, but there might be something exciting in that direction in a few seconds, so better run over excitedly to check!

Or alternatively, one of the grumpier and/or lazy dogs who secretly wishes it was a cat and refuses to acknowledge anyone unless there's food involved?

And that's before you even start thinking about people deliberately trying to subvert such a test by hiding a treat in their pocket or smothering themselves in meat beforehand. A national DNA database may or may not be the solution, but certainly you want something a little more reliable than relying on the one-off reaction of a dumb animal with no clue what's going on.

Romance in 2021: Using creepware to keep tabs on your partner or ex. Aww

Cuddles

Re: Potato, potatoe

Indeed. When people talk about something like "Facebook stalking", what they actually mean is looking at someone's Facebook page slightly more than they might normally do. It's not stalking in any meaningful sense of the word, and is not at all the same thing as installing programs on someone else's property to spy on them. It does seem there is a real problem with stalkerware, and it's not going to help matters if it's conflated with completely different and entirely harmless behaviour.

Lego bricks, upcycled iPhone lenses used in new low-cost, high-res microscope

Cuddles

Re: Brilliant!

It's more than just toys. Some of the beamlines at Diamond have used Lego to build sample holders for actual experiments. Lego is so ridiculously overengineered for a toy that you can actually build many things more accurately than they could be manufactured by CNC.

Ouch! When the IT equipment is sound, but the setup is hole-y inappropriate

Cuddles

Re: Which orifice??

I don't know if they're all the same, but with mine it's easy to remember because the power hole is the one on the corner. Unfortunately while this means I don't fail to charge by plugging it into the wrong USB socket, I keep accidentally turning it off by trying to plug the cable into the power button instead, which is on the opposite corner.

I actually have a similar issue with my desktop, which has the reset button, mic socket and audio socket all nicely placed in a line, which has led to several accidental resets when not quite paying attention to where I'm sticking a plug. The worst part is that even looking at the labels doesn't help, since for some reason the icon for reset is almost identical to the one for headphones. So even if I am paying attention, half the time I'll plug headphones into the mic socket instead. You'd really think design decisions like "Don't put an indented button the same size as a socket right next to a frequently used socket" would be something people had figured out by now.

Who would cross the Bridge of Death? Answer me these questions three! Oh and you'll need two-factor authentication

Cuddles

Ceci n'est pas une robot

Let's just be thankful they don't ask you to identify pictures of pipes.

BMA warns NHS Digital's own confidentiality guardian could halt English GP data grab unless communication with public improves

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Re: Honestly

"The information I've gleaned about 'the Great NHS Data Grab' does not explain to me what the data can or cannot be used for"

Anything at all.

"who will have access"

Anyone who pays for it. Shortly thereafter, anyone with access to the internet.

"how effective any pseudonimisation may be"

Not at all.

"or what benefits the NHS will obtain from allowing access to commercial organisations or other country's health organisations."

None whatsoever.

Fashion titan French Connection says 'FCUK' as REvil-linked ransomware makes off with data

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Shouldn't

"Attack on an internal system shouldn't put customers at risk"

It shouldn't, but all too often it turns out it actually does.

Facebook granted patent for 'artificial reality' baseball cap. Repeat, an 'artificial reality' baseball cap

Cuddles

Re: "hats solve the problem presented by AR glasses"

"What contraption will see the light of day that keeps heating elements away from the wearer's skull ?"

There are already baseball caps with propellers and/or beer holders attached, so there are options for both air and liquid cooling systems. And since you're already going to look like a right twat if you wear one of these things, there aren't really any further downsides from adding the cooling.

UK gets glowing salute from Bezos-backed General Fusion: Nuclear energy company to build plant in Oxfordshire

Cuddles

Re: Hang on

No, but Farnsworth was the inspiration for Professor Farnsworth in Futurama.

Cuddles

Re: Hang on

"I thought that there was this massive ITER project that was supposed to demonstrate that fusion was possible."

We demonstrated fusion was possible a long time ago. The question is how to use it to produce power in an economic way. There are many different ideas for how to do that. ITER is the biggest attempt to do so using a tokamak. NIF has been looking at inertial confinement fusion. There are several operating stellerators and spherical tokammaks. The Farnsworth fusor has always been popular with some people, but has struggled to get funding. Plus a whole pile more that have been proposed and/or tested at various times to varying degrees.

This is how science and technology works. Until you've actually tried different ways of doing things, you don't know which is going to be the best, or even which are possible. Just because ITER is being built, that doesn't mean no-one else is allowed to try anything related to fusion. Most people think that tokamaks are the most likely way to give a route to commercial fusion, so that's why it has such a big project aimed at it. But there are plenty of other methods that may well also be viable. And given how far behind schedule and over budget ITER is, there are a growing number of people starting to think that maybe trying out a bunch of smaller, faster projects might be a better way of doing things - even if they don't pay off in the end, we'll likely have results before ITER is even finished, at a fraction of the cost.

Edit: As for the UK aspect, Culham is one of the foremost fusion centres on the planet, and JET and MAST are two of the most successful experiments. If you're going to build a new fusion experiment, this is always going to be among the first choices for location. Obviously I can't guarantee there's no pork involved, but there's really nothing obviously suspicious about it. It's about as surprising as an announcement that a new particle accelerator will be built at CERN; sure, there are other places you could build one, but no-one should be surprised about it happening there.

Mayflower, the AI ship sent to sail from the UK to the US with no humans, made it three days before breaking down

Cuddles

Re: "With no one onboard to fix it"

The simple answer to that is convoys. Even if you can't eliminate people entirely, having a single fairly small boat full of engineers escorting a bunch of autonomous ships would still likely be a lot cheaper than having to have staff on every boat.

Even in the worst case, I don't see there being a lot of very expensive losses involved. Like the one in this case, most mechanical issues are likely to lead to reduced sailing ability. So things might be late, but not lost entirely. Even major issues are much more likely to leave a boat without power rather than destroy it entirely, so even if you need to take a week or so to send out a rescue boat, you're still not looking at a complete loss. Delays happen for a variety of reasons anyway, so nothing critically time senstive gets sent by ship. So it will really come down to whether occasional resuce operations and late penalties are cheaper overall than paying to have crew on every ship at all times.

What job title would YOU want carved on your gravestone? 'Beloved father, Slayer of Dragons, Register of Domains'

Cuddles

Headphones

"One particular area of audio hardware tech that's enjoying a reprise at the moment is buzzy, vibrate-y devices that transmit detectable sound into your body via parts of your body that aren't necessarily your ears. I haven't seen many of these for several years"

They're a bit of a niche thing, but they've always been popular for running and other similar things. Most competitions won't allow you to wear anything that blocks your ears for safety reasons, so bone conduction headphones are the go-to solution for a lot of runners. I've never noticed anything weird about them; they usually sit very close to your ear and sound exactly like normal hearing. I hope they don't become too trendy though; since they don't form a seal around your ear or get shoved in a hole, they're even more annoying for nearby people than regular headphones. Great for running around outdoors, but I'd hate to sit on a bus full of people using them.

SpaceX spat with Viasat: Rival accused of abusing legislation to halt Elon's Starlink expansion

Cuddles

Re: Viasat

"It's not a long-term risk because the junk will eventually deorbit"

Sort of. The junk will deorbit, but it will also be immediately replaced by new junk, since the whole point is to constantly replace the satellites rather than just put them up once and then not have any left once they all deorbit. It will eventually reach an equillibrium at some point after the maximum size of the constellation is reached, but at least for a while there will be a constant increase in the amount of junk. So while each individual piece of junk isn't a long term risk, a constellation of continuously replaced junk could be.

Hubble Space Telescope to switch to backup memory module after instrument computer halts

Cuddles

Re: Why has this not happened already?

Indeed. Not least because, as the article notes, it's not the same hardware anymore. New batteries, new sensors, various other new bits of electronics attached to things. Your procedure may have worked perfectly before launch, but you want to be very sure it still works with the hardware that exists now.

Plus there's the human side of course. No matter how good the procedure itself might be, you want to be sure you're actually carrying it out correctly. The people doing it today are likely not the same ones who tested and documented it. Some of them may not even have been born when it was launched. Anyone with experience running old code written and documented by someone now retired or deceased will know exactly how well things are likely to go the first time you try running it.

Finally, it's worth considering the time involved. The issue occured on the 13th, a Sunday. The first attempts to get things working were done on the 14th, but failed. NASA made the announcement about the issue on the 16th and said they were planning to fix it that same day. Exactly how much faster is it reasonable to demand they work?

Intrepid Change.org user launches petition to make Jeff Bezos' space trip one-way

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Alien

Re: Remember, don't be mean

"As for "flat earth deniers", we've already had one story about a guy (Mike Hughes) who built his own spaceship for the purpose of proving the planet is flat. It didn't go well, and not because some conspiracy brought him down."

That's what they want you to think.

Deluded medics fail to show Ohio lawmakers that COVID vaccines magnetise patients

Cuddles

Re: magnetic vaccines.

How quickly people forget. Magnetic people were being debunked by the likes of James Randi decades before social media even existed. It used to usually be nuts claiming to have superpowers rather than linked to vaccines, but the basic claims and methods to (totally fail to) demonstrate them remain identical.

This is the part I find most sad about conspiracy nuts; the total lack of any imagination. The specific details of which authority figures are part of the lizard people cabal gets updated occasionally to stay current with politics, but the actual meat of the claims is just endless repetition of the same things people have been ranting about for decades.

Funny how Sir Tim Berners-Lee, famous for hyperlinks, is into NFTs, glorified hyperlinks

Cuddles

Re: Actually ....

"Obviously they have many other problems (such as wasting energy) but the analogy partially works (for me at least): "I know you also have an identical copy of the book but mine is special (a.k.a. more valuable) because someone signed their name on it""

But even that still doesn't work. Sure, people can argue about the value of an autographed book versus a plain one, but in both cases the owner actually has a book. Having an NFT is the equivalent of saying you have the right to read an autographed booked kept in a public library. You don't actually own any such book and everyone else also has the right to read it, but you have a little piece of paper officially saying you can.

It might be different if the data itself was actually encoded in the NFT. It might just be a copy of the same data everyone else has access to, but like an autographed book it's a unique copy stored in a particular way that may have additional value to some people. But as the article notes, that's almost never the case.

Price-capped broadband on hold for New York State after judge rules telcos would 'suffer unrecoverable losses'

Cuddles

Losses stemming from lost income

Isn't that, you know, kind of the point? If price caps wouldn't reduce how much customers pay, they wouldn't be needed.

'Vast majority of people' are onside with a data grab they know next to nothing about, reckons UK health secretary

Cuddles

Re: BBC News 24 talking to a medical researcher last night

The part that really bugs me about that argument is that it actually makes things worse. If this data is so critical to share with everyone and people will die every moment it's not available, why have they waited until now to share it? How many lives could have been saved if there just hadn't been a six week notice period? How many lives are the Conservatives responsible for taking since they came to power over a decade ago? If it really is so urgent to get this data right now, why on Earth are they being so casual about it?

Google, Facebook, Chaos Computer Club join forces to oppose German state spyware

Cuddles

No problem

TikTok has quietly updated its terms and conditions to allow itself to collect biometric data on users, including “faceprints and voiceprints,”"

Fortunately no-one uses biometrics like face or voice to control access to their devices or private data, so there can be absolutely no problems as a result of this sort of data grab.

Chinese app binned by Beijing after asking what day it is on anniversary of Tiananmen Square massacre

Cuddles

Re: They're weirdly touchy

Indeed, I think people really underestimate just how effective propaganda and brainwashing are, especially when sustained over a long period of time. Even in countries with a relatively free press and decent education systems, most people are entirely oblivious to huge amounts of important events and recent history. This is even more the case for events that happened before their own lifetimes or outside their own locale. And I've always been amazed that even with easy access to things like encyclopedias, libraries and of course now the internet, most people make no effort whatsoever to actually go and look things up if they do hear about something they don't know much about.

Throw in 30 years of blocking and oppression on top of that, and it's very easy to ensure that most people will have no idea about some events. It's not in history books or schools. No-one talks about it openly. No-one can look it up without much more effort than would normally be required for all the other things they don't bother looking up anyway.

It's easy to say "everyone knows", but it's dangerous to assume that everyone actually does know the same things you do. Most people don't actually know as much as you might think, especially when it comes to major events that it's easy to assume are common knowledge. The Chinese government, along with most other dicators, and plenty of supposedly more ethical governments for that matter, don't go to such great lengths to control information just for fun. They do it because it really does work.

Version 8 of open-source code editor Notepad++ brings Dark Mode and an ARM64 build, but bans Bing from web searches

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Re: Notepad++ is genius

"So it's not the prettiest editor."

Have to admit I'm a bit confused by this comment in the article. There's a small menu bar at the top, and then a blank page for writing text in. What exactly could be done to make this somehow look pretty? It's a text editor, not an art installation. Anything unnecessary added on top would just get in the way. But there are various optional features that can be used if you happen to want them. It looks exactly as pretty as I would expect a blank page for writing on should look.

Photographer seeks $12m in copyright damages over claims Capcom ripped off her snaps in Resident Evil 4 art

Cuddles

Re: Some of those...

"The weird thing is the source material being from 1996."

Why is that weird? RE4 started development in 1999, so using a relatively recent database of textures seems fairly normal. This isn't a newly released game - not counting remakes the most recent is the 23rd game in the series (although as seems tradiational these days, the numbers are largely irrelevant - RE4 was the 12th game).

What's particularly interesting is that it appears they copied files directly from the CD without even changing file names. I'd say that makes it less likely they got the files through some convoluted route and might have thought they had a legitimate license. The filing also references another lawsuit where Capcom are being sued for copying designs in the most recent game. Doesn't look great for them really, although sadly I'd be surprised if any punishment is big enough for them to change their ways.

BMA and Royal College of GPs refuse to endorse NHS Digital's data grab from surgeries in England

Cuddles

Literacy isn't the problem

"communications have been limited to NHS Digital's online platforms and by extension only those who are digitally literate"

I'd consider myself reasonably digitally literate, but that doesn't help if I have no reason to ever visit NHS Digital's online platforms. With only 6 weeks given in which to opt out, the vast majority of healthy people would never see any of these communications. Even my parents, with a fairly exciting array of drugs and regular checkups, can easily go longer than that without needing to see a doctor. It doesn't matter how good people are at handling a website if most of them will never actually see it.

Taiwan’s top chip tester, King Yuan, shuts down production and quarantines workers

Cuddles

Re: Complacent

"They don't have access to vaccine. UK & US snarfed most of the capacity."

Like many people. you're massively overestimating how relevant the UK is to the rest of the world. Of over 2 billion vaccines doses so far administered, the UK has used under 70 million. Even the USA is only third in number of doses used, or fourth if you count the EU as a whole. There's certainly a good argument that rich countries should be doing more to help countries that can't afford vaccines, and not, for example, doing the exact opposite by taking this chance to cut foreign aid. But lets not pretend that a tiny country like the UK is somehow responsible for soaking up the entire world supply of vaccines. Also, Taiwan has a higher GDP per capita than us, so maybe they're not the ones that actually need our help anyway.

Google's diversity strat lead who said Jews have 'insatiable appetite for war' is no longer diversity strat lead

Cuddles

Re: Dispassionately

See here - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

The problem with allowing all opinions to be posited and challenged respectfullly as equals is that some opinions are inherently disrespectful and unequal, and some people have absolutely no interest in finding a common ground. Given the topic, it's a good example to point out how well a policy of respect and appeasement worked on the actual Nazis. Kicking off a flame war the moment someone says anything you vaguely disagree with isn't helpful, but neither is blindly assuming that everyone must be interested in having constructive, rational discussion if only you're nice enough to them. Some people really are just dicks.

FYI: Today's computer chips are so advanced, they are more 'mercurial' than precise – and here's the proof

Cuddles

Re: Complexity: Another nail in the coffin...

"If your critical business processes are on-prem, the chances are that you will not be stressing your CPU's to "mercurial" levels. But if your accounts data (for instance) is in the cloud, chances are CPU time in crunching it is being shared with other companies' CPU time."

I don't think it's anything to do with CPU time, but simply the number of CPUs. As the article notes, it's a few problematic cores per several thousand CPUs, ie. it's not random failures due to the large amount of use, it's some specific cores that have a problem. But since the problems are rare, only people operating many thousands of them are likely to actually encounter them. So it's a bit misleading to call them "stressors" of CPUs; it's not about how much stress any particular CPU encounters, but rather about companies that happen to use a lot of CPUs.

So it's hard to say if on-prem would be better or not. On the one hand, you're unlikely to have enough CPUs to actually have a problem. But if you get unlucky and you do, the problematic core will be a greater percentage of your computing, and you're unlikely to be able to actually spot it at all. On the other hand, being assigned different CPUs every time you run a task in the cloud makes it almost inevitable that you'll encounter a troublesome core at some point. But it's unlikely to be a persistent problem since you won't have the same core next time, and the companies operating at that scale are able to assign the resources to actually find the problem.

Today I shall explain how dual monitors work using the medium of interpretive dance

Cuddles

Re: Examples...

"people who got confused between Memory and Hard drive space."

To be fair, thats because RAM and storage are both memory. Giving a detailed explanation of how a hard drive isn't memory is always going to result in confusion because it's just plain wrong. Your analogy works precisely because it makes it clear that they are different types of memory that handle data in different ways. Most people are capable of understanding the distinction if you just explain that you have short term and long term memory without even needing the analogy. It's only when you start calling one type of memory "memory" while pretending the other type isn't memory at all that it starts causing problems.

Wyoming powers ahead with Bill Gates-backed sodium-cooled nuclear generation plant

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Re: Go for it

"Maybe.Fusion is still X years away but progress is being made and what was bleeding edge tech a while back is slowly becoming routine."

The thing to remember about fusion, and any other technological progress for that matter, is that progress and predictions about progress are not the same thing. Yes, back in the '50s people were saying fusion was 30 years away, and they were obviously wrong. And people today are saying fusion is 30 years away, and they may well be wrong as well. But just because they're both wrong doesn't mean they're wrong by the same amount in the same way. Scientists haven't just been sitting on their arses not doing anything for the last 70 years, we've made a huge amount of progress in understanding how fusion can work and what the people back then were wrong about that made them overly optimisitic. Obviously we still haven't solved the whole problem and some people may still be overly optimistic, but they're now making different mistakes about different things.

When it comes down to it, predictions about scientific or technological progress in any field are not worth the electrons they're printed on. But that doesn't mean progress doesn't happen. And fusion is far from the worst offender in terms of failing to meet predictions (flight has a good argument there; people were dreaming about that for thousands of years before we figured it out). It may or may not be 30 years away, but at the very least we're 70-odd years closer than we were before.

China reveals plan to pump out positive news about itself. Let's see what happens when that lands with social media fact-checkers

Cuddles

Re: A people & their government are different

It's almost as though people are generally just people, no matter where they happen to have been born.

UK Special Forces soldiers' personal data was floating around WhatsApp in a leaked Army spreadsheet

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What makes you think the Army have anything to do with Whatsapp? The article says the leaked document is being sent to other people using Whatsapp. That's equivalent to saying it's being shared using email - it has nothing to do with how it was originally accessed or how it was leaked. Indeed, it's rather odd to see El Reg using phrases like "available to download on Whatsapp", given that there is no such thing as being available to download on Whatsapp. If someone sends you a message with an attachment, you can view that attachment, just as you could if someone emailed it to you. You can't go wandering around Whatsapp looking for things to download.

The actual news here is that the army appear to have really shitty privacy procedures involving confidential documents being available to tens of thousands of people with essentially no security or access control, making leaks inevitable. The details of which messaging services have been used by various people to share a document after it has been leaked is of no interest whatsoever.

Xiaomi touts Hypercharge 200W charging tech, claims 4,000mAh battery goes from 0 to full in 480 seconds

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Re: Domestic supply issues

"Is anyone thinking about the peak power demands on a domestic property these days?"

No. Electric cars are new, but everything else you mention has been standard for a long time. Sure, gas heating and hot water are more common, but electric is really quite common as well. There are plenty of old houses* with an electric immersion heater for water and a few electric heaters instead of central heating. Electric ovens have also been standard for a long time. As have toasters, fridges, freezers, TVs, computers, and so on. And of course, not too long ago it was normal to have a few kW of lighting in most houses. A 200W phone charger wouldn't even be noticed.

Electric cars could be a problem, but as things stand the grid as a whole couldn't cope with every house having a car to charge, so that's something that needs to be solved at a much higher level than individual domestic electrics.

* And when I say old, the flat I used to live in was built in the 1980s with no gas, as was the entire estate it was part of.

Amazon warehouse workers are seriously injured more frequently than those at similar companies – unions

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Re: Just say no to the Bezos borg

I have no problem buying things from any number of shops that aren't Amazon. Most of it ends up being cheaper, usually has next-day delivery (not that most things actually need it), and almost always far better customer service. Plus usually much easier to actually find what you're looking for since it's not drowned out in a sea of counterfeit crap from fake sellers. And most shops have far better stock than Amazon, because they focus on having specific types of goods rather than just cramming in all the random shiny stuff they happen to trip over.

The trick is simply that you have to remember there is more than one shop in the world. It's not actually necessary to buy every single thing from the same place. If you're capable of handling the horrific inconvenience of having to use more than one website, shops dedicated to selling specific goods are almost always far better than the likes of Amazon.

Firefox 89: Can this redesign stem browser's decline?

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Re: Please, Firefox, just go away already!

"How many years has it been since JavaScript performance was well and truly good enough? Many. Sure there are probably incremental gains to be had, and better performance translates to longer battery life, which is always a good thing, but the limitations to web performance these days aren't JavaScript performance"

Indeed. A few years back when boasting about JS times was how browsers liked to do their penis measuring, I still never uinderstood why I was supposed to care that one might be 2ms faster than another. That's just not something anyone will ever notice while actually using a browser. Hell, you could be a full second slower and it would still hardly be noticeable - people don't click through links at high speed as though they're playing Starcraft, so a tiny pause just isn't a big deal. Of course, by far the best way to improve JS performance is NoScript, since the vast majority of it is completely pointless anyway.

As for battery life, saving fractions of a second in CPU time isn't going to make any difference compared to just turning the screen brightness down a notch or two, or just sticking with a 1080p screen because there's really no point in having anything more in a laptop or phone. If you've really done everything you possibly can do improve your battery life, you can maybe eke a few more seconds from it by picking the optimal browser, but by that point you're at the level of scraping the paint off your bike to lose weight.

Ganja believe it? Police make hash of suspected weed farm raid, pot Bitcoin mine instead

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Re: Is massive amount of excessive heat still a sign of cannabis cultivation?

Cannabis needs heat to grow, it's not just an unwanted byproduct of the lighting. A poorly insulated house or warehouse being kept at 30 degrees is always going to stand out.

As for arresting people for a different crime, I'm not sure why so many people seem to think this is a problem. If they'd found someone being stabbed in there, should they not be allowed to arrest anyone for attempted murder just because that's not why they were looking? Obviously fabricating an excuse to go in and then digging around for any reason you can find to arrest people would be a problem, but if you legitimately suspect there is a crime, and then it turns out there actually is one but you happened to be wrong about the exact details, why would that be a problem?

US cities and towns purchase AI surveillance kit linked to China's Uyghur abuse

Cuddles

Re: Thermal cameras

That was my first thought, but reading the linked article makes it clear that it's actually talking about systems used for taking temperature measurements for Covid screening, not some nefarious surveillance thing. The actual news was that they blew half a million on non-functional cameras because they didn't bother buying the calibration devices to go with them so they could boast about getting them cheaper than other schools.

Why did automakers stall while the PC supply chain coped with a surge? Because Big Tech got priority access

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Gartner

People replace phones every two years. People replace PCs every three years. Car manufacturers care about security.

You know, there's a good reason no-one takes anything Gartner says seriously. If Gartner says the Sun will rise tomorrow, you know it's time to invest in lighting.

Fortunate Son: Softbank chief took 50 per cent pay cut in 2020, but that's not the worst of his worries

Cuddles

Re: How is He Getting Paid Anything?

The trick is in the word "conglomerate". The Vision Fund gets plenty of headlines here, but that's only a small part of Softbank. As per the article, this year Softbank made over $45 billion. Losses from Uber and WeWork combined were less than $10 billion in the previous year. That's how they keep getting money, and how venture capitalism works in general - as long as the successful gambles pay off, the failures aren't considered a problem. We might suggest that having multiple prominent failures due to obvious scams suggests a bit of an issue, but all investors see is that money goes up.

NASA to return to the Moon by 2024. One problem with that, says watchdog: All of it

Cuddles

Re: OAIP

Pigs can land, it's being able to walk away afterwards that is the tricky bit. Anything is airdroppable once.

Uber drivers can now unionise after ride biz recognises GMB, one of the UK's largest trade unions

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"Someone is going to pay for it."

Uber has consistently lost billions every year because they're more interested in gaining market share than actually operating a profitable business. So what difference will it make if their costs go up a bit? Today they lose $1 billion, tomorrow they lose $1.5 billion. It's not their money, venture capitalists have been happy to shovel all that cash into the hole. If they didn't care about it before, why would they start caring now?

In a normal world, sure, if you force a company to pay their workers more, that additional cost will be passed on to customers so the business can stay in business. With the likes of Uber, there is simply no connection between costs and income, so there's no reason to expect anything sensible to happen as a result of any changes.

Iran bans cryptocurrency mining for four months as the weather – and election campaigns – start to heat up

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Re: Just how to monitor the ban

The same way they do now. All cryptomining in Iran already has to be licensed, so they know exactly who is doing and and where it's happening. All they need to do is check their list of miners (not minors) and make sure they're not using any electricity.

"Some 85 per cent of the current mining in Iran is unlicensed"

Oh. Well, now it's on double secret probation. I'm sure that will make a big difference.

Contract killer: Certified PDFs can be secretly tampered with during the signing process, boffins find

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Perfection

"The techniques described aren't perfect: the alterations can be later discovered when the PDF files are compared"

This is an odd sentence to write. The techniques aren't perfect because they only work on the thing they're used on? No shit. It sounds like the techniques absolutely are perfect at doing what they actually do, they just don't magically do a bunch of unrelated impossible things at the same time.