* Posts by Kevin McMurtrie

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Digital Realty: We hear you like your racks dense, how does 70kW sound?

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The warmth of AI

Silicon Valley is having an unusually cool summer while the rest of the world bakes. AI datacenters are here to fix that.

Tesla hackers turn to voltage glitching to unlock paywalled features

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Trollface

Re: Not persistent, so not a problem

Front or rear heated seats? I'd think that spare parts for the back half of Teslas are plentiful at scrap yards.

One weekend's TwitX chaos brings threats from Japan; indemnity promises for users; prominent account seizures

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Facepalm

Not to be outdone by X, Facebook this week is showing advertisements belonging to the impostor store gang on Cloudflare.

Soon the most popular 'real' desktop will be the Linux desktop

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Linux

Re: DAW Not!

Linux isn't a huge problem for gaming as long as you're x86-64. Steam automatically wraps games in a Windows simulation and they run fine. If it's not on Steam, you can do the same manually with WINE. I've only seen DRM encumbered games fail.

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FAIL

OS versus hardware death match

It will end up like cellphones where Google and Apple are strangling APIs needed local computing while manufactures are trying to sell phones at $1500 so you can have the fastest CPU and most RAM on an incredibly boring phone.

Nobody wins.

Blue Origin tells staff to catch next rocket back to their desks

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At work not working

The best part about being in the office is the lunchroom. Free food, free snacks, socializing, or organizing a group to go out for lunch.

It's a pretty bad place for getting computer work done. Time wasted commuting, people messing with the thermostats, distractions, gossiping, and cheap office equipment. Everyone has headphones on for isolation. If it's a newer office, everyone is hiding somewhere quiet.

It also doesn't solve the problem of people attending unproductive meetings 35 hours a week so they look busy. In or out of the office doesn't matter.

MIT boffins build battery alternative out of cement, carbon black, water

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Fancy supercaps will take 2.7 volts. The trick with these capacitors is that there's no dielectric insulator. It's just bunching up ions in salt water. Too much voltage and it becomes a fizzy conductor.

Like solar cells, you have to chain them in series to bring the amperage down to a sensible range. Whole home DC to AC inverters run off 400V to 500V.

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Cracks

Concrete is constantly cracking and regrowing crystals. Broken carbon wires will have no way of healing in a solid. A similar trick might work for a conductive gel that's just soft enough for continuous carbon wire self-assembly; a healing structure.

First US nuclear power plant built this century goes online

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ROI?

Billions over budget and serves half a million homes? The ROI is going to take a while even if it runs for free.

This is a good start but they need to be cheaper.

Oracle's revised Java licensing terms 2-5x more expensive for most orgs

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Flame

Re: with 49,500 employees, all of whom are applicable

"Spring Boot"

A utility from long ago that grew like the Blob into a Java operating system. With just a few magical annotations, you can generate hidden runtime delegation classes to provide dynamic configuration and feature injection. It extends app launch times from 300ms to 40000ms, obliterates JVM optimizations, adds GB of memory consumption, and is impossible to maintain but some swear by it.

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Re: with 49,500 employees, all of whom are applicable

Python, Ruby, and JS have extremely poor performance for some kinds of tasks. Java is a middle ground where you can code it like a high level language for simplicity or code it like a low level language for performance, plus anything in between. Its frameworks have always attempted to make optimization easy. There are some rough spots but Java is my favorite language for large apps.

The simple solution is to not use the Oracle Java. I haven't touched Oracle Java since version 8, which is obsolete by several major language improvements.

Indonesia blocks Musk's X.com over its X-rated past

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X sign having trouble too

X is in trouble with San Francisco about a giant illuminated X they put on the top edge of their building without a permit or inspection. I'm betting they put 4 sandbags on it, gave it a firm pat (in the middle of the night when there's no wind), and said, "That's not going anywhere."

Personally, I'd avoid the street below the sign.

Latest version of Canonical's Wayland compositor arrives

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Not a morning program

Still waiting for Wayland to survive a sleep/wake cycle without becoming corrupted. Cinnamon/Xorg survives 9/10 times and I have a spot on the screen to click to restart it. I can't ever get Ubuntu/Wayland to work after waking up the computer. Maybe I can't even log in. I first suspected it was the usual NVIDIA bugs but Wayland isn't using it.

Infineon to offer recyclable circuit boards that dissolve in water

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Round and round

PCB boards were originally Bakelite and biodegradable. They crack easily, rot in moisture, don't conduct heat, and can't handle the heat needed for durable solders.

If I understand the tech correctly, the really toxic part in any PCB is the halogen flame retardant. Just stop adding it.

There's not much in fiberglass that can burn.

A room-temperature, ambient-pressure superconductor? Take a closer look

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Levitation testing

Superconductivity seems suspect but maybe they discovered a strong new form of diamagnetism?

Google's browser security plan slammed as dangerous, terrible, DRM for websites

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Re: Tracking...

When corporate policy absolutely requires computers to be secured at all times, it generally means that pranks are OK for unsecured computers. A good prank is to search and browse for embarrassing fetishes and local stores catering to them. Now close all the windows. That's all you need to do. That tainted data now appears in the victim's URL auto-complete, search suggestions, in YouTube, in advertisements, in social media recommendations, in online Maps, ... everywhere. It can cross-contaminate personal and work accounts. If all goes well, the symptoms start appearing when the computer is used for a presentation.

Hadar heats up race for better night-time computer vision, AV performance

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WTF?

Hooray for Magic AI

Hooray for Magic AI, able to solve the single problem of attracting money from investors!

This reeks of Theranos - claiming to convert a small amount of low quality information into a larger amount of higher quality information using AI. It defies information theory. I've also played with thermal cameras. There's a reason why they overlay contour lines from a visible camera. Unless you're looking for something very hot or very cold, all of the problems with visible light imaging are trivial compared to the problems with thermal imaging.

You may have seen movies where an air conditioning hack incapacitates a passive thermal imaging security system. Yeah, that works, except nobody uses only thermal imaging for security systems. Jackets are invisibility cloaks too.

Musk's X tries to win advertisers back with discounts

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It's worse than that. Many companies were using Twitter for tech support, status, and content feeds. Those pages at least somewhat worked without an account before. Now they're a sign-in page with no preview. Corporate clients, the ones with all the money and visitors, just had their only use for Twitter turned off.

Russia throws founder of infosec biz Group-IB in the clink for treason

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OK, Russia. Tell us you're committing cyber warfare without saying you're committing cyber warfare.

A treason sentence for researching cyber attacks originating in Russia. Good one!

Want to live dangerously? Try running Windows XP in 2023

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Devil

Bah

For real excitement, install an old OS with a public IP address then see if you can install patches faster than the bots can hack it.

I know that MacOS X Server 10.6 doesn't survive.

A public IP address? Yes, when the router's DHCP recognizes the MAC address from a time when hardened server software was running on the box. (facepalm)

Google's next big idea for browser security looks like another freedom grab to some

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Mushroom

This is good news

I look forward to Google mandating this and abruptly losing all control over tech standards. It's about time.

Let me know which bar Pichai and Musk hang out at to bitch about customers and reminisce upon 'X' projects.

MOVEit body count closes in on 400 orgs, 20M+ individuals

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Target found themselves paying banks for all those replacement credit cards.

Tech support scammers go analog, ask victims to mail bundles of cash

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It's in the mail, but...

The shipping company says there's an ongoing dispute with your address. I don't know the details, but if you can send me another $150 I have can have it resolved so your bundle of cash will be back in your hands.

Tesla board members to return $735M in compensation settlement

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...engaging an independent consultant...

Most certainly on a private tropical island as a business expenditure.

Chipotle welcomes you to the age of robot guacamole

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Magic!

Where did the pits and skins go?

First of Tesla's 'bulletproof' Cybertrucks clunks off production line

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Re: It has all the performance you need in a truck

It's insanely heavy and anything less sturdy than cold asphalt melts out from under the tires.

Speaking of tires - Every requirement for a tire is like a price multiplier. The Cybertruck is going to need truck size * high performance * extra tread * low rolling resistance * extra load * speed rated. Bugatti owners must be smirking.

Why do cloud titans keep building datacenters in America's hottest city?

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Re: 4 cents?

It's about $0.40 / kWh in California too thanks to a corrupt Public Utilities Commission that does whatever the power companies ask. Now that PG&E has finished raising rates to cover the cities they burned to the ground by embezzling their own maintenance funds, they've asked the PUC to bill for electrical hookups and the baseline kWh like a progressive tax. It makes the telcos and cable TV companies look like saints.

Let there be light ... based wireless networks: LiFi spec OK'd as Wi-Fi complement

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Re: Waiting for version 2.1

UVA LiFi would have been a big hit in 2020.

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Pirate

Even with a telescope...

And with that misunderstanding of optical technology, dozens of hackers and researchers have begun crafting Light Antenna ONE T-mount adapters. For personal point to point communications, of course.

Hopefully there's an engineer at pureLiFi screaming about mandatory round-trip-time checks and encryption right now.

We will find you and we will sue you, Twitter tells 4 mystery alleged data-scrapers

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WTF?

So, nobody left has the router password?

23.239.23.31, 23.239.20.149, 23.239.17.31 - Akamai at Linode. Musk, is this your edge cache? If not, why aren't you blocking hosting companies from user APIs?

194.195.210.128 - Also Linode, also trivial to block without customer impact.

Bosch goes all-in on hydrogen with €2.5B investment by 2026

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Maybe the wrong target

Hydrogen is a bit tricky to use in vehicles because storage has a bulk/complexity trade-off. Since Bosch is working on both ends of the hydrogen flow, solar storage might make more sense. If you have room for lots of solar panels, you can probably have lots of low pressure hydrogen tanks too.

One thing I can't find in a quick search is hydrogen gas as an atmospheric pollutant. There might be some unforseen impact if boil-off leaks become as common as parked cars and trucks.

LG to offer subscriptions for appliances and televisions

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Hell no

I do not want any Korean advertising culture in my home. Korea is what motivated me to host my own mail server long ago so I could block hundreds of daily spams coming from LG's cesspit of a network. LG has toned it down slightly for the US but they still don't understand that we don't want pop-up ads flashing on TVs that we purchased. We don't want to opt-in to activating spyware that delivers nothing but more ads.

If you have an LG TV and you want a horrific dose of what LG has in mind, tune to channel "IP0". It's a vivid pop-culture advertising vomit with flickering video glitches. It's worse than the dark corners of Roku where you'll find dozens of channels streaming VHS tape rips mixed with scam ads.

It's a shame LG dropped their cellphone and solar divisions because their hardware is pretty good.

Tax prep firms 'recklessly shared' your data with Google and Meta – senators

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This is fine (room on fire)

Public tech company employees are focused on vesting their stock, selling, and quitting. Leaking private data is fine if it provides an immediate value. Literally nobody cares if you go looking for somebody to fix it.

The bubble bursting COVID-19 made short term focus even worse. Execs are having their $50 million retirement plans ruined so they'd do anything for a quick share price bump. Random layoffs, burn out employees, disband customer support, lie about product progress, SPAC tricks, ... anything goes.

Man who nearly killed physical media returns with $60,000 vinyl turntable

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A little more practical - I had a non-functional fireplace removed and used part of the enormous space to build a sealed subwoofer enclosure. The hardest part is finding a new low frequency subwoofer every ~12 years. Most of them of them are heavy, rigidly suspended, and tuned for 40 Hz using the resonance of a small enclosure. Efficiency drops to nothing around 20Hz. Large enclosure and infinite baffle subs are practically built-to-order. Sometimes they're called "home theater" subs now.

Ives would say that it sounds amazing and there's nothing like it. I'll say it sounds amazing and there's no record player that will like it.

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Tonal?

The only legitimate reason to use a record today is that it imparts a unique tonal quality that you like. Will a Jony Ive player do that? I doubt it. Photos of the LP12-50 on the web site suffer from low quality digital upsampling so we're off to a bad start.

I'm glad I can get by with FLAC. (Played from solid state storage so the drives don't skip crash on the bass)

China striving to be first source of artificial general intelligence, says think tank

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Big Brother

Rules of robotics #1 - don't repeat that

Lucky boffins in the US are only scolded and told to terminate the demonstration when their AI vomits what it learned from an online cesspit. Chinese researchers might have more to worry about if they make Little Bear Winnie angry.

Linus Torvalds calls for calm as bcachefs filesystem doesn't make Linux 6.5

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Wish

My wish for filesystems is easier tuning or better self-tuning. You can tune ZFS for anything but figuring out compatible groupings of adjustments can take forever. Many filesystems simply don't have tuning. A few examples:

Performance with large numbers of tiny files.

Dealing efficiently with partial block writes (usually compression related problems).

Force a minimum cache size (cause process swap-out instead).

Handling datasets that start out hot then gradually turn cold.

Google says public data is fair game for training its AIs

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Ok, then

With that logic, Gsecurity will have to stop yelling at people for using Gbikes. They're just lying around in publicly accessible areas. Fair use, right? Oh, looks like tons of data in Google maps is open to the public too. Somebody could train their own system to generate realistic and accurate maps from that publicly visible data.

Let's have a chat about Java licensing, says unsolicited Oracle email

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Re: Time To Think About Moving Away from Java

Java is fine. Too many big companies, including platform and cloud providers, have invested and contributed to OpenJDK. Even with as many lawyers as Oracle has, they would probably be swiftly extinguished from everywhere except history books and shocking stories about old ways.

Java has legacy baggage but overall you can accomplish a lot with it. Performance is excellent as long as you avoid obviously slow 3rd party frameworks. Most importantly, the language is still evolving to adopt features that have proven to work well in more progressive languages.

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Looking for work

I've been looking for a new software developer/architect job but clearly the big money is helping companies ditch Oracle. I can 100% guarantee that my code runs on free and sanely priced software environments.

TSA wants to expand facial recognition to hundreds of airports within next decade

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Step aside for a moment...

Extra screening if you're flying to LAX and crazy Uncle Sam finds calls to cosmetic surgeons in your phone records. You wouldn't be trying to evade TSA security, would you?

Twitter rate-limits itself into a weekend of chaos

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FAIL

Hundreds of laid off Marketing staff

Would they cry or laugh like a maniac when seeing all links redirect to a blank paywall landing page?

This is how you reduce new customer acquisition to zero. This is how you drive away extremely high-value accounts that were using Twitter for customer service and important public announcements. When there's a list of social media contacts on a website, Twitter will be the one that doesn't work.

I'll guess laugh like a maniac.

Hacking a Foosball table scored an own goal for naughty engineers

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Arcade games too

Some old arcade games had their service switches exposed and had the service menu printed on the back for easy maintenance. The risky part was loading the new configuration without the loud diagnostic chimes alerting the staff.

And then there was Tempest. I always got my initials in the top 10 list by hitting the player 1 button during the end-of-game animation. Nice Easter Egg.

How a dispute over IP addresses led to a challenge to internet governance

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No winners

AFRINIC, KRNIC, TWNIC, and the Chinese parts of APNIC have always been a mess. By the time fighting finishes, the value of those netblocks may never be more valuable than plentiful IPv6 addresses. They going to be in various "set and forget" blocklists all over the world because of their long history of misuse and invalid ownership records.

Uncle Sam cracks down on faked reviews and bad influencers

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How about review ransom?

I hired a tax preparer for $800 and they were really difficult to work with despite lots of 5-star reviews on Yelp. I wrote a 2-star review after they said everything was done. Nothing angry, just a writeup of the process to get the work done. They actually did not finish my taxes. They were holding the final work for ransom to get a good review. Two of the owners kept phoning me about my disrespect like they were the Mafia. They added a dishonest character attack as a Yelp response.

I have the ability to fight this company but I bet many just write the 5-star review out of fear.

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Re: I give the Reg five stars. The posts are informative and honest. Much better than mumsnet.

Banning IP addresses only makes sense if the owning network is unwilling to help stop the abuse.

Forget these apps and AI, where's my flying car? Ah, here's one with an FAA license

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End of the world

If you wanted to completely obliterate a nation with a gift, that gift would be flying cars for average people. Overhead high voltage transmission lines would be ripped to pieces, houses and buildings crushed and burned, insurance companies bankrupted, and commercial airlines destroyed by collision.

I still wouldn't refuse a flying car given to me.

Google uses India to test ‘deliver to the house near the post office’ feature

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Re: On the flip side..

Any remaining packages at the end of the day get marked as having an invalid address so the courier doesn't automatically have to refund money for missed delivery time guarantees.

Metaverses are flopping – hard – says Gartner

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Maybe if I own the VR engine

VR sounds like a lot of fun, but corporation ownership will ruin it. HBO's Westworld is a pretty good list of things that can go wrong, including the part where everything becomes so complicated and expensive that nothing makes any sense and the show has to be cancelled.

Microsoft's GitHub under fire for DDoSing crucial open source project website

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Re: Lessons learned

It wouldn't be ok for anyone to intentionally overload it, but you'd be paying $crazy/month for something that would be frequently overloaded by accident.

Yes, I've had a personal bonded ISDN to my home and I've used VAX computers.