* Posts by Kevin McMurtrie

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Apple promises to protect iMessage chats from quantum computers

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Do they bruise?

https://xkcd.com/538/

Strong end-to-end encryption doesn't mean much if an attacker can still perform a mass attack by compromising a single codebase that is forcefully pushed to all clients.

Persistent memory to replace DRAM, but it could take a decade

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Re: "Bring the popcorn" issues.

It would be excellent for power savings. DRAM bits are just charges in a tiny capacitor. Ii has to constantly refresh all the bits or they fade away.

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Re: Its gonna be hard to supplant DRAM

The idea of combining storage and execution has been around for a while. Applications would be GPU and AI operations, but not so much general computing.

Staff say Dell's return to office mandate is a stealth layoff, especially for women

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Reverse Jean-Luc Picard management

Picard hears a good solution from his crew then says, "Make it so!"

Management comes up with a dumb idea then says the same. Staff is left to figure out how, and wonder if they should still proceed against all common sense.

Also called an "executive order" if you're The Florida Man.

Space nukes: The unbelievably bad idea that's exactly that ... unbelievable

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Re: There's no way there aren't already nukes in space

Nobody needs to have them. You just need everybody to think you do so they blow their GDP trying to play catch-up. Even if you're the only country without them, you still don't need them. Again, convince the other countries that they need to detonate their space nukes as a preemptive defensive move. No need to waste your own money destroying all the sats in orbit.

Forgetting the history of Unix is coding us into a corner

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Re: Not *everything* is a file

"Everything is a file" has similar problems to "Everything is a URL path" in REST.

The file representation only works with tree-like data and simple concurrency requirements. It already starts to get a little weird with some devices having a hardware GUID, and assigned GUID, and a name all at the same time. What if you need to perform an atomic operation but the data is split into multiple paths? COW the base path? That wouldn't work at all.

I'm thankful that the abstractions aren't taken too far.

HP CEO pay for 2023 = 270,315 printer cartridges

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Ink a deal

Can execs get their bonus in ink cartridges rather than lesser-valued stock?

Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all

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Re: Denatured alcohol?

You can buy industrial anhydrous isopropanol. I use it for cleaning small hobby projects and repairs. Wiping down a whole Cybertruck with that might cost around $80. There's a pretty good chance you'd set your arm on fire in the process, so reserve another $60000 dollars for 'Merican medical bills too.

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Screw the lemonade stand

Kids can get rich selling Cybertruck stainless steel passivation washes. Stops rust and leaves the car smelling lemon fresh.

Crooks hook hundreds of exec accounts after phishing in Azure C-suite pond

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It's the CF gang

It's the phishing gang that hangs out on a certain crime-friendly site with the initials "C.F." It's high quality phishing that buys clever domain names and has good site cloning. The gang has been refining their techniques on CF, AWS, and Google for years.

I emailed Microsoft security a few times in November when phishing and attacks were suddenly flooding in from Microsoft business accounts. Nothing happened so I blocked Microsoft on my personal server. That fixed it for me.

I checked my server logs now and it looks like Microsoft is mostly, but not entirely, cleaned up.

(CF because The Reg sometimes deletes posts with the full name.)

With $1B to burn on green tech, HSBC seeks Google’s help

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Skepticism-packed opening paragraph

Good work, Reg!

In its tantrum with Europe, Apple broke web apps in iOS 17 beta, still hasn't fixed them

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Tried and true strategy

Piss off developers until they leave. Make OS X repeat the MacOS 9 extinction.

Who creates MacOS 11 to save Apple with a fresh embrace of open standards and interoperability?

IPv4 address rentals to mint millions of dollars for AWS

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Holdout

Pretty much everything has great IPv6 support except Docker. Docker tolerates IPv6 but you're on your own to get the packets routed.

Save the Mars Sample Return mission, plead Congresscritters

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The soil

The soil there is a strong orange color, a beautiful orange, maybe the second most beautiful orange on Earth. There's nothing quite like it, but you know, just the other day, I was talking to an astronaut at lunch, and the sandwiches were the best. Not just any sandwich, but...

Tesla power steering probe upgraded after thousands more incidents reported

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Re: Lucky for them...

Old cars were light weight, had narrow tires, and they had a lower steering gear ratio. Parking without assistance was difficult but they were drivable. I imagine it would take incredible strength to control a Tesla without power assistance. And the steering wheel would have to be bolted on correctly.

Cloudflare sheds more light on Thanksgiving security breach in which tokens, source code accessed by suspected spies

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"This attack was performed by a nation-state attacker"

Probably a long-term customer too.

Alphabet just banked $3B by stretching life of its servers

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You typically replace servers when they don't get enough work done relative to how much energy, maintenance, and space they consume. Suddenly being able to keep servers 30% longer makes me wonder if Google has less work, if they're not able to make more efficient servers, and/or if they were never calculating costs correctly in the past.

Linus Torvalds flames Google kernel contributor over filesystem suggestion

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inodes are a leaky abstraction

Distributed reliable filesystems might be absolutely incapable of meeting the requirements of an inode. The big flaw is that the inode, if it exists, may unpredictably change as hosts are added and removed. It would be a mistake to assume inodes exist as a basic feature.

Google is also not to be trusted. They're 1990s Microsoft levels of evil.

That runaway datacenter power grab is the best news for net zero this century

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Re: A fine idea but...

People fear human greed.

Silicon Valley remembers all the chip fab toxins illegally dumped. There are still extraction machines and dead zones here and there. It wouldn't have cost much to recycle those chemicals but it there was money saved dumping it.

Repeat convicted felon and annihilator of cities, PG&E, has new permission to raise rates to maintain investor profits during equipment safety upgrades. That money really is super-honest going to fix infrastructure problems this time, unlike the last few decades where maintenance records were falsified and the money was pocketed.

Japanese government finally bids sayonara to the 3.5" floppy disk

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Re: Less "connected" means less likely to be hacked and randsomed.

I'm not sure about that. Floppy disk hacks have been around longer than the Internet. Those device drivers were written long before there were spare resources for luxuries like bounds checking.

Wait, security courses aren't a requirement to graduate with a computer science degree?

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Computer science is the study of computers. Most security vulnerabilities should be covered by understanding how computers and their algorithms work. Command injection, XSS, exploitable race conditions, MITM, sabotaging handshakes, replay attacks, extra/inconsistent states, ... That's all computer science.

There are exceptions, of course. There's a category of security measures about having a second layer of protection for people that have been tricked.

We put salt in our tea so you don't have to

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Coat

None of the above (please specify)

Are you sure?

Throw a peeled banana into a large cup, scoop some almond butter on to a butter knife and blend into the banana. Sprinkle 70% cocoa chips on top. Pour a bit of very hot coffee on top. Mix well. Top off with whole milk. Stir well.

Google's AI-fueled IDE Project IDX tries to show you how your app runs on Android, iOS

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What is old is new again

I just got Android 14 and it wouldn't surprise me if an AI worked on it. We're entering a new era where complex systems are full of weird bugs yet they never crash. They have machine level perfection even as they are unfit for their purpose.

Just like good old 8 bit computers. They never crashed because they didn't know how to.

Telco giants show it's tough selling 5G kit right now

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Telcos already bought what they need

Telcos had no plans to replace all LTE everywhere. If the LTE tower in a rural town burns out they're going to replace it with leftover LTE hardware from a big city that's on 5G.

There are still some spots with 2G. Upgrading everything to 5G will take time.

Apple has botched 3D for decades. So good luck with the Vision Pro, Tim

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Not OS stuff

Apple likes grandiose operating system features, not modular libraries with well defined abstraction layers. QuickDraw, QuickDraw 3D, QuickTime, Quartz, Core Image, Core Animation, Metal, AVKit, etc. These systems tie heavily into the operating system so they can't be maintained for long. VR/AR is not easy. The time it takes Apple to finish the system is longer than they can maintain the system. The Vision Pro will be ready just as the hardware that can run it is obsolete.

https://developer.apple.com/documentation/technologies for the vast array of aging, starting, and overlapping APIs.

A bunch of other developers will build modular libraries that get VR/AR running on Windows and Linux. Those libraries might initially crude compared to Apple's but they'll live on and evolve.

What Microsoft's latest email breach says about this IT security heavyweight

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Microsoft e-mails?

Microsoft is aware that a large quantity of e-mails were stolen from leadership team, cybersecurity, and legal employees in a breach. This is a serious incident and work has already begun to prevent this from happening again. Surviving of Midnight Blizzard who read through these e-mails are being offered counselling for the trauma, depression, and overwhelming despair now afflicting them. Sincerest condolences go out to these hackers, their friends, and their families who suffered losses as a result of being exposed to this breach.

eBay tells 1,000 employees their days at company are numbered

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RSUs

Blackouts on restricted stock end the day your employment is over. You can also get advance permission to sell as soon as layoffs are publicly announced. If some greedy people are laying you off to bump up the stock for a moment, you might as well take some of their cut.

Tech billionaires ask Californians to give new utopian city their blessing

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It won't even get started

We all know they'll move farther East after getting in trouble with labor laws and saying how lazy their workers are.

Plenty of rich people have few skills beyond screaming at people, without remorse, to work harder.

JPMorgan exec claims bank repels '45 billion' cyberattack attempts per day

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Firewalls

This is why sane companies use a mixture of dynamic and static rules for blocking abuse. Most attacks come from well known hostile and mismanaged networks.

Cloudflare defends firing of staffer for reasons HR could not explain

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Cloudflare was never about keeping nasties out. They're about creating an ecosystem where they're needed. Phishing gangs, hackers, political extremists, ... all part of healthy ecosystem where you sell protection.

Microsoft suggests command line fiddling to get faulty Windows 10 update installed

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Windows

Or...

The recovery code is getting too bloated. Get to work cleaning up the code, MS.

It's uncertain where personal technology is heading, but judging from CES, it smells

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Re: Economy 101

Oil is a lot easier to distribute than hydrogen. If you look at a US map of hydrogen fueling stations, it's three metropolitan areas in California. That's it.

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Re: We're in 2024, after all!

2024? I thought we gave up on Hydrogen fueling a long time ago because the infrastructure is essentially impossible to roll out.

Electric cars can park overnight with an ordinary 240V garage outlet in the absence of new charging infrastructure. Even a 120V wall plug outlet can help.

Going green Hertz: Rental giant axes third of EV fleet over lack of demand

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Again?

This is the second recent time that Hertz has dumped inventory. The first one cost them insane amounts of money by selling at a loss and then again when they ran out of cars. They're practically a charity giving away cheap cars that still have years of warranty left.

Silicon Valley weirdo's quest to dodge death – yours for $333 a month

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"standard mix of ...

That diet sounds like when I'm hungry but crave nothing specific so I munch on random ingredients. I'll live forever. Well, maybe if I ate smaller quantities of the random ingredients.

Adios, dead zones: Starlink relays SMS in space for unmodified phones on Earth

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Resend, resend, resend, ...

With the current number of satellites it seems like you have to wait until one passes overhead. The Earth is pretty big.

Boffins demo self-eating rocket engine in Scotland

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It looks like a hot glue gun with a stuck thermostat.

US Navy sailor swaps sea for cell after accepting bribes from Chinese snoops

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Re: Only $14K?

The sentencing is tiny too. I'm guessing he gave up enough information after his arrest that prison is more protection than punishment.

X's 2024 plans include peer-to-peer payments in app push

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Musky Mouse

I'll use X to buy myself a Tesla Bot to keep me company during my trip to Mars. I hope the ride to the launchpad is smooth going on the Hyperloop subway.

Huawei finally gives up on US schmoozing efforts

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It's all interesting. I would not recommend Huawei gear because of their ethics and mandatory allegiance to the Chinese government. I wouldn't recommend Cisco for similar reasons.

DARPA's air-steered X-65 jet heads into production with goal of flying by 2025

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Re: What could go wrong...

The video shows a small conventional jet in the nose providing power for everything. Assuming that this is simpler and less stressed than a propulsion engine, it should be extremely reliable. The air steering looks vastly simpler than mechanical steering. Still want it more reliable? If the unpowered state is a stable glide, emergency gas canisters could provide emergency landing maneuvers.

The engineering geek in me in in awe of how simple and effective this kind of a jet plane could be.

Google to start third-party cookie cull for 30 million Chrome users

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Oh, nooo! My cookies!

I hope Google makes a cloud backup of them before they're deleted

Is it time for 6G already? Traffic analysis says yep

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Re: Bring back the art of low bandwidth coding

No thanks to old GSM voice codecs. Those old voice codecs count on being able to find a small number of strong tones in a voice. They can work for a radio announcer kind of voice but fail miserably on some others. I never used a cellphone for voice calls until VoLTE because you had to really concentrate on figuring out what people were saying and ask them to repeat.

5G does work well with a weak signal. T-Mobile in the US is using standalone 5G for their long-range 600MHz band. The original LTE packet latency was all over the place, tens of milliseconds to tens of seconds, and TCP simply wouldn't work. It's sluggish but usable since going to 5G.

When people hate 5G, I'm betting it has a lot to do with the implementation. Non-standalone 5G is still around and it's likely the #1 reason people hate 5G. Did the world learn nothing from FTP? Some telcos have their best frequencies reserved for 3G or LTE.

How thermal management is changing in the age of the kilowatt chip

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So you haven't seen enterprise grade code?

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If you look inside a modern computer you'll see that the CPU and GPU are surrounded by synchronous buck converters to make ~1 volt at hundreds of amps. That feeds a whole lot of chip pins. If all goes well nothing burns up. There's no practical tech to do this inside the chiplet package. 1 cubic cm of buck converter gets you about 40 watts.

The next practical step would be teaching AI how to improve chips and code. Both contain many layers of simplified structures that exist to keep complexity withing human grasp. A powerful analyzer could shortcut all the formalities and intermediate steps.

Amazon already has a colossal ads business and will extend it to Prime Video in January

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Streaming pile

Amazon Prime joins the numerous dying services that charge money and mandate advertisement viewing before content. It's a bad experience. I tried a free trial of Peacock Premium and never got through the ads to see a single show. I cancelled within an hour of signing up.

UK officials caught napping ahead of 2G and 3G doomsday

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Re: NR71

It's only part of UHF. The US reallocated the higher numbered channels that were perfect for small devices needing very long range communication.

The only TV hardware change is that mast amplifiers need a different low-pass cutoff. These things rust out every 5 years so odds are you'll have a new one before there are enough cellular deployments to cause interference.

I'm not sure about UK TV but this might have already happened for >700MHz. The original TV spectrum is enormous.

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NR71

You can always kick your TV stations off the 600MHz spectrum and use NR71 like us 'Mericans. You might as well if you're facing replacing a zillion cell radios anyway.

California approves lavatory-to-faucet water recycling

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Re: Used for landscaping

The purple pipe water is a bit salty and it kills some plants, especially some decorative redwood trees. Evaporative coolers, pee, soaps, detergents, and processing all add salts.

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Maybe better

A lot of wastewater is pumped up hills to keep lakes and streams going. As the article says, the ground is used for filtration and the water comes back out from wells. This doesn't filter out salts. The dirt doesn't necessarily taste good either. What comes out in San Jose is salty and loaded with minerals better suited to a bath than drinking.

The sewer-to-sink path uses reverse osmosis or other demineralization. That should cut the salts, sulphur, and whatever it is that oozes out at nearby Alum Rock Park, from the drinking water.