* Posts by Kevin McMurtrie

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US government calls foul on Apple and Google over walled gardens for apps

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Re: Already mitigated

Back up your phone, factory reset, restore, and tell me that it's back to normal. Your application data is gone unless you put it on Google Cloud.

Through Android 10 you could back up your phone, factory reset, restore, and it would be no more disruptive than a normal restart. Android 11 removed that functionality. Not even ADB or OEM setup tools can do it without rooting.

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Already mitigated

Apple and Google will continue what they've already been doing - restrict the hardware specifications and intercept everything in the operating system. Want to back up the files on your phone? Pay Apple or pay Google or have no backups. No, ADB can't perform backups anymore. It's for "security." Want to add configuration files to support your cellular carrier? Nope, nope, nope. Maybe just swap the camera app to get better photos? That's usually a "no" too. The OS only provides pre-processed images.

I don't want to hear complaints about plummeting sales when Google and Apple have forced an ecosystem of endless identical, boring, crippled, and yet insanely expensive phones.

Chinese surveillance balloon over US causes fearful gasbagging

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Facepalm

The DoD should consider the dangers of rednecks trying to shoot it down themselves.

Should have worn a helmet icon? --->

System76 teases features coming in homegrown Rust-based desktop COSMIC

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Re: Stability

I've only had two kinds of crashes using a Linux desktop:

1) NVIDIA drivers

2) Counterfeit hardware from Fry's Electronics

Everything else is very stable.

NVIDIA drivers are a special hell that's not going to be fixed by using Rust. You only have to run 'apt upgrade' and all your apps start crashing because NVIDIA prohibits minor version mismatches between kernel and user spaces. Oh, you wanted CUDA working too? <panic>

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Re: M1 or M2

Wood paneling is the only custom hardware they build.

The M1/M2 chips are Apple stacking most of a motherboard into a single package. There is NO customization. They wouldn't fit with a build-to-order shop even if Apple did sell them.

A moment of silence for all the drives that died in the making of this Backblaze report

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Re: How busy are the devices ?

Less work can mean more failures. Let us not forget the IBM Deskstar 75GXP. There was a limited number of times that the head could fly over a track before the media flaked off. Idle drives had rapid data loss then head crashes in 1 to 2 years

Less crappy drives seem to spend their idle time scanning for weak blocks to remap. It keeps the head moving and moves data before the error correction bits run out.

Needless to say, I read the Backblaze reports before buying now.

WAN router IP address change blamed for global Microsoft 365 outage

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Re: SPOF anyone?

The way it's written, I figure somebody had to crawl under their desk to power cycle the box with the blinky green lights.

Renewables are cheaper than coal in all but one US location

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Re: So in conclusion

My gas & electric bill was going up 50% a year thanks to the local power company doing whatever the hell it feels like without much government interference.

I'm about net zero annually with solar, a battery, and buying better appliances when the old ones wear out. If winter rates or credits become less regulated, I can buy more panels, storage, and home insulation to keep the crazy energy rates away.

Chrome bug bedevils file storage in the cloud

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Coat

A paralyzing problem with Fugu?

Home Depot sent my email, details of stuff I bought to Meta, customer complains

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Spam, spam, spam

They also have a frothing rabid customer retention department. You can try making an online purchase without spam, but the spam will flow. You can't opt-out either. I used California law to have my data removed.

They eliminated ordering as "guest" so now I won't place any orders. How's that for customer retention?

Three seconds of audio could end up costing Fox $500,000

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Re: Harmony by disharmony

A musician would know:

- Small numbers of sine waves sound awful. They need distortion, modulation, and chords.

- Modulating a tone adds harmonics. Any musical modifications will alter the balance of harmonics so it deviates from the alert.

- 853 and 960 Hz were chosen to create irritating non-musical harmonics.

It's not going to happen by accident.

User was told three times 'Do Not Reboot This PC' – then unplugged it anyway

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Windows

Story isn't passing the sniff test

How many times did people pull the power cord because Ivan's IT controlled update never returned mouse and keyboard control?

Experts warn of steep increase in Java costs under changes to Oracle license regime

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Re: "Oracle stands accused of "predatory" licensing tactics"

Java has a lot of public contributions in it, including contributions from very big companies. Oracle can't take it over.

Stop using Oracle's Java. That's it. There was a time when their implementation was too superior to pass up, but those years are long gone and Oracle is just predatory lawyers.

Microsoft shells out for 2.5GW of solar. Not that it'll make a big dent in its emissions

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Re: Dumb idea?

It can be done locally. At least until bribes and lobbying from greedy power companies kill it, you can get credit for exported power. The trick is to have enough battery capacity to not import anything between sundown and the end of peak rates. It works out like:

Morning: Import power at normal cost

Noon: Solar provides power and charges the batteries

Afternoon: Batteries are full. Solar provides power and exports at peak cost

Evening: Batteries provide power until peak cost ends

Night: Import power at normal cost

Since you rigged the system to import at normal cost and export at peak cost, you have a lot of credit to use for dark rainy days when there's insufficient solar power. Power companies are OK with this from an operational point of view because high loads on hot sunny days is what overheats the grid. Except Texas, where it blacks out when it's cold.

Disaster recovery blunder broke New York Stock Exchange this week

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Fintech stress * infinity

I've worked in Fintech and every single penny has to go to the right place and reconcile with other systems. If there's a known fault, the data has to be dumped for manual correction. If there's a silent fault, normal logging has to be enough to correct it later. A bug can change your plans for the rest of the week.

Millions of dollars per hour was stressful enough for me. A cold beer to sooth the nerves of everyone working at NYSE (not to be consumed during work hours) ->

Musk: Tesla's doing great. I mean, have you seen my Twitter follower count?

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'Skull-', 'cluster-', 'total-', 'dumb-', and now 'cyber-'

The Cybertruck has become a symbol of failure - excessive excess from a failing billionaire with a Duke Nukem Forever production schedule. This truck is only for a handful of collectors and YouTube personalities.

Smart ovens do really dumb stuff to check for Wi-Fi

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Dumb IoT

My LG oven can support WiFi. Features are: The current oven temperature and whether or not the oven timer has reached zero. Yeah, that's all it does. It's nice that hackers can't turn on the oven but why does it exist? I disabled it.

Space dust reveals Earth-killer asteroids tough to destroy

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There's definitely a shockwave if you're nearby. It's made of you explosively vaporizing from radiated energy.

Tesla's Autopilot is losing out to Ford, GM in self-driving tech

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Re: AutoPilot, years ago

And in our actual dumb modern world:

Sports car driver - I can accelerate faster than the fast lane before the onramp ends. (swerves into fast lane at 100 MPH)

Prius driver - Prius coming through! Prius heading to the Prius lane. (swerves into fast lane at 35 MPH)

Tesla driver - ... (texting)

12 cars totaled, 4 cars on fire, 5000 people stuck in traffic.

We're just shouting into the void, says US watchdog offering cybersecurity advice

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Re: Don't Use Service Providers.....They Might Be Compromised.....

The Register "Post anonymously" feature. The most secure and unbreakable anonymizer in the universe.

FBI catches up with infosec and crypto communities, blames Lazarus Group for $100 million heist

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Meh

I'll believe that the FBI cares about Internet crime when the Internet isn't such a cesspit. Those botnets and fake businesses aren't owned by script kiddies anymore.

One might even get the impression that letting the heists and hacks get bigger is an intentional step towards asking for more funding.

8K? That’s cute. This display has 600 million pixels

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Re: Ugh. Why Samsung?

If you're going for big specifications, Samsung delivers at the cheapest price. The screens are very bright, big, high resolution, and not too expensive. They're also completely inappropriate for a giant wall because viewing angle limits in LCD are only partially solved.

I presume they found a way to purchase commercial models that don't show @#%! pop-ups. I used to be able to stop pop-ups on my LG by declining all the TOS, but they're back. And yes, it bugs you if you unplug its internet.

Google's Pichai tells underlings exec bonuses will be clipped

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Oh noes

How will the execs get by with just their stock grants, base pay, and reduced bonuses? What of their families and children? Please, Google, lay off more employees to make things right again.

Microsoft can't stop itself blowing billions on OpenAI

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Ah, the circle of software life

Invent a technology that can serve humanity.

Give it away for free.

Invest in it.

Monetize it.

Alter the technology to serve corporate profits.

Die from customer distrust.

Die from profits forbidding innovation.

Lost customers become fertile ground for another company.

I knew Google wouldn't stay on top for much longer but I wasn't expecting Microsoft to do them in. In hindsight, the Microsoft campus growing in the middle Google HQ was good foreshadowing. Now MS can buy neighboring buildings as Google vacates them.

Dear Stupid, I write with news I did not check the content of the [Name] field before sending this letter

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That's not so bad

Typical old app written by tech enthusiasts with self-taught PHP and SQL skills:

There's a CUSTOMER table with personal information. Do you use that? No. Data quality is poor because a customer may be multiple people. It's old.

That can join to a USER_INFO table with PI. Do you use that? No, somebody read that the contact information should be normalized to a new table.

That can join to a USER_ADDRESS table with PI. Do you use that? Yes, but not everything does. Check the USER_INFO and CUSTOMER tables too.

<desk flip>

It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system

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Re: Multinational engineering uses metric

Sooner or later you're mixing mils with dyadic fractions, like 134 mil + 11/128 inches, and ... Millimeters sounds good.

Capital One axes over 1,000 tech roles

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Re: I can't wish Capital One well

Rushmore made it extremely difficult to make payments on time. My new account code didn't work. Once fixed, their online payment system crashed whenever I logged in (site literally gone for 2 minutes). They said you should pay by phone or write a check when online payments can't be made. They didn't answer the phone. Online reviews said to purchase certified mail delivery for every check you send or they will claim it didn't arrive.

The company's specialty was, after all, making money on debt collection. My low interest mortgage had no other value.

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I can't wish Capital One well

Capital One bought ING Direct and my mortgage along with it. Then they sold my mortgage to the gutter-scum debt collector Rushmore Loan Management. I had to nuke my savings to immediately pay off my loan because Rushmore had already started their usual process to fraudulently force healthy mortgages into default.

Ericsson's earnings slip as telcos rein in 5G spending

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Re: When the 5G appears on my phone...

You're experiencing "Non-Standalone" aka "NSA" 5G. LTE is the primary connection but 5G bands can be added as secondary bandwidth. It's a battery hog and it increases latency.

"Standalone" aka "SA" 5G means the phone uses 5G bands as the primary connection but can add LTE for a speed boost. I have an older phone that supports this and it's amazing, especially out in the fringes where LTE is usually too saturated. Sadly, few phones support it even years after 5G deployment.

Then there's the fake 5G. This is where your phone indicates "5G" for SA bands it doesn't support. This is everyday life with T-Mobile and crappy cellphones. T-Mobile only has NSA 5G on short-range urban bands. Everywhere else is SA 5G, including the long-range 600MHz band. Guess which signal the crap phones how. Yep, the strong long-range band that it can't use. 5 bars of 5G but the phone won't work.

I've been trying to sort out what 5G modes phones support but it's hopeless until somebody roots it and posts to https://cacombos.com/.

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Speaking of your own failure

"capture further 5G patent license agreements among handset manufacturers"

So that's why 5G doesn't work. Most new phones have the hardware and even claim to be using 5G, but they aren't. I was wondering why phones are still crippled this far into deployment and Ericsson just answered my question. Fake 5G is cheaper and most won't notice.

My Sony Xperia 1 III is a "5G" phone but it's cleverly configured with invalid parameters for the very market it's made for. It always shows "5G" in the display but can almost never use it.

Google dumps 12,000 employees after project probe

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Remember when enormous ad-driven companies practically controlled the online world and they couldn't possibly fail? Yahoo remembers.

Tone deaf? Microsoft must have booked Sting for Davos because he's a good singer

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I will turn your face to alabaster

Execs file a sell date for their stock, announce moderate layoffs to bump up the stock price, sell, and retire. It's very fashionable these days.

I sold my options on the bumped up stock price following my own layoff. It's far from retirement levels of money but I can only hope I contributed towards a nice downward dent in that bump.

Laser-wielding boffins bend lightning to their will

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Black Helicopters

Black helicopters will appear if you figure it out. A tunnel of low frequency RF energy could add easy megawatts to a pew-pew gun.

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Or burning holes in birds. They're essentially creating something like a giant neon sign tube by blasting away the air with a high power IR pulse. They said that brilliant green glow is just a little bit of harmonic distortion.

Nuclear-powered datacenter throws open doors to tenants this year

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Re: SCRAM???

I think fat-fingers-Friday at the cloud provider will still dominate downtime and data loss.

Plugging end-of-life EV batteries into the grid could ease renewables transition

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Batteries are balanced during charging with shunt regulators or linear regulators. It sounds inefficient but there's not much to do. I have an old 95 Wh pack and the balancer chip doesn't even get warm.

I don't think there's any discharge balancing other than putting lots of cells in parallel to average out capacity. Except Honda. They made every cell a single point of failure in their early hybrids.

If your DNS queries LoOk liKE tHIs, it's not a ransom note, it's a security improvement

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Re: Do be evil

I meant the cache is case insensitive.

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Do be evil

Is this only implementing the IETF draft, which seems like not a great idea since it's a draft, or is this a new trick to evade privacy measures? 'forums.theregister.com' would be 20 bits for Google to leak data from one service to another. If the IETF is followed, blocking those bits would cause the DNS response to be rejected.

(The TLDR of the draft is that DNS caches remain case sensitive but the response must use the original case. This makes blind, brute-force forgery of DNS responses over UDP more difficult.)

Time to buy a phone as shops use discounts to clear out inventories

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"difficult macroeconomic environment"

No, it's because of innovation being nothing but minor benchmark bumps for several years now. Oh, sorry, I forgot about major innovations in the camera bump shape A lot of phones still, today, have a useless partial 5G implementation, a partial Android OEM overlay, and/or the same 128/256 GB storage as several years ago. It's so lazy and it comes with a huge price increase.

Google and Apple aren't doing their operating systems any favors either. iOS is still dated and clumsy. With 3rd party Android ROMs mostly gone, Android only has stupid idea from Google coming in.

Publisher breaks news by using bots to write inaccurate stories

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Caught me off guard

I didn't know that CNET still had humans.

JEDEC reportedly set to formalize Dell laptop memory standard

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Re: "CAMM will allow 128GB of memory at DDR5/4800"

You'd need that to compile a big Scala app.

On a more practical note, swap and file I/O can be a big battery drain on laptops. More memory helps.

Twitter starts auction to flip the bird, furniture, pizza ovens, gadgets galore

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Fool!

Musky could auction these items for a lot more money after Twitter is dead.

Cisco warns it won't fix critical flaw in small business routers despite known exploit

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Re: Don't enable remote management

Firsthand experience: The remote admin switch might not actually turn off all remote administration. Even if it does, there are still LAN attacks from compromised apps or IoT.

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Hardly the first problem

I had one of those (RV042G I think) and it was hopeless to secure. If I reported a vulnerability, Cisco would send me a patched firmware file with a worse vulnerability. I crushed and disposed of it when the WAN ports had admin telnet permanently open with the default password. Giving it away for free would have been an act of cruelty.

Linksys WiFi APs followed shortly for the same reason.

Heata offers free hot water by mounting servers on people's water tanks

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Big tanks

I presume this requires enormous tanks. I have a heat pump hot water heater that consumes about 500W of electricity. That's over 2000W of heating in summer when the garage is a solar cooker but maybe only 600W to 1000W in winter. That low level of recovery means double-sizing the tank to minimize resistive heating.

Self-driving car computers may be 'as bad' for emissions as datacenters

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Re: High customer satisfaction

I like the tech as long as it's only on when asked to be on. But yes, there are too many cars out there with buggy nuisance tech that defaults to "on" for every drive. I think some Mazda cars beeped constantly from faulty lane-assist. VW has their random brake-slamming from crude collision avoidance.

Native Americans urge Apache Software Foundation to ditch name

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Facepalm

I'll just leave this here

Shutterstock same model

Fat EVs may cause 'more death on our roads' – watchdog

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Re: Temporary Problem

Don't forget cheap fuel cells and good old fusion being just 10 years away (always).

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Old people want "safe" cars

Older people want heavier and heavier cars for their perceived protection in crashes. Mandating a weight limit is probably the only way to go. These same people are future "wrong pedal" drivers that are going to launch their 700HP electric mammoths into others. You can't line every sidewalk in a city with bollards.

Another problem is all the people buying Teslas believing that a future software update will turn them into limos before they kill themselves with poor driving skills. A white Tesla 3 is the new Prius - the car that you watch carefully because there's a higher probability of a confused driver. (Or worse - Autopilot is on)