* Posts by Teiwaz

4136 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011

Guy Glitchy: Villagers torch Openreach effigy

Teiwaz

Re: An absolute disgrace

Prison? For setting light to a bonfire?

On Bonfire Night?

We're going to need some extra prisons....

He's got a point, but mainly for bonfire shenanigans in N.I. on the 12th. Three story bonfires situated often hairily close to local housing, being so close to a main road the occupants can feel the heat inside the car.

Those IT gadget freebies you picked up this year? They make AWFUL Christmas presents

Teiwaz

My Modern definition of Middle Class

Having alcohol in the house and not drinking it.

I usually fail on boredom/excessive and repeat curiosity. Bottles of 'green stuff' tend to get drunk eventually, sip at a time or all at once, one particularly depressing evening.

US says it's identified six Russian officials as DNC hack suspects

Teiwaz

So how do they know it's these 6 members of Russian government?

Some CSI type shit probably, a GUI in Visual BAsic to track their IP...., bingo, these are the guys we want, commander in chief, and Uncle Sams an uncle....

Wheels are literally falling off the MoD thanks to lack of cash

Teiwaz

Re: The phrase is 'horizontal hostility'

As long as you can keep the lower echelons under you blaming each other, then you are safe. And if you build in a tiny bit of hierarchy (eg. poor white men are better than non-white poor men, and all straight men are better than all gay men, and all men are better than all women, all white women are better than all non-white women, and so on and so on), then you get to watch them fight to get one inch higher on the hierarchy ladder, the one they foolishly think reaches all the way up to you.

Spot on, for the 19th-20th century.

Guess who's now automating small-biz IT jobs? Yes, it's Microsoft

Teiwaz

Re: The cynicism is much strong here :)

I sense the cynicism is much strong here :)

Some asian mythologies tell how the world repeats a creation cycle every few thousand years. In IT, it's just the same thing only you don't have to wait as long for the next bright-eyed, optimistic deity to come along with another take on the same idea all over again.

Simon's Cat app rapped for random 'racy' advert

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Tom and Jerry or Foghorn Leghorn anyone ?

Required viewing when I was a kid, Tex Avery was a genius.

People are far too soft and sensitive these days and need to learn to laugh.

These days? When I was a kid, we had to endure Tom and Jerry kids* which was horrible. I was practically grown up by the time there was a backlash/return to form in cartoons (Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Tazmania).

* Special hell reserved for those responsible, I hope.

Facebook and pals to US Senate's Russia probe: Pleeease don't pass a law on political web ads

Teiwaz

Re: "everything Facebook stands for"

Nothing laudible I'm going to assume.

Money, actually, probably souls (the 'glow' of perception/attention of it's congregation of adherents, for those of you who don't believe in souls) to feed to the fires of the nether zucker-hell.

Teiwaz

Personally

I'd be inclined to support banning all political ads.

It's all gotten way passed informative (even in the UK) long ago and gotten down to 'whizzo butter' levels.

Might even out the field (especially in the US) where only the big 'corporate political parties' or the moneyed or those in bed with big business can afford to run.

Advisory body to 'reconsider' ethics of hanging onto 'mugshots'

Teiwaz

.. under a pile of leaves.

Are you suggesting it might be of use as hedge porn?

Hmm, the police are hoarding pics of the underage too.....

Teiwaz

We should have a database of everyone's fingerprints.

I'd give it a week before the entire thing turns up in the wild, having been on a laptop or some other electronic device, left on a bus/train/ wine bar/strip joint and tattoo parlour....

Vlad the blockader: Russia's anti-VPN law comes into effect

Teiwaz

Re: @Mark85

What, we're supposed to smuggle our videos of shirtless Vlad Putin on his horse/wrestling a tiger/practicing his ju-jitsu out of Russia on USB sticks? The horror!

There'll be special FSB Sticks instead...

UK.gov: Snoop laws not 'significant' obstacle to EU data protection talks

Teiwaz

Snooper's Charter should not be a "significant" obstacle to data protection negotiations with the European Union, the government has said.

But, surely that's not for the UK gov. alone to decide.

And since we'll likely be continuing to pay (perhaps a lesser fee to the EU) and for no decision making rights - it's not the UK's place to decide anything.

Though, as with all 'significant obstacles', money has been known to make the swelling go down...

Fresh bit o' Linux to spruce up that ancient Windows Vista box? Why not, we say...

Teiwaz

Re: nice to see...Ubuntu bashing???

found that they are enjoying a far more stable environment.

Urgh, I wish people wouldn't throw 'stable' around without thought. If they are using the 'Stable' branch of Debian, of course they are!!

Debian 'cooks' it's releases a Hell of a lot longer than Ubuntu, which pumps another out every six months on the dot.

I find Archlinux pretty danm stable, but the software gets updated daily, so it's not that stable.

Google's phone woes: The Pixel and the damage done

Teiwaz

Re: Other options

The word "Google" is associated with [apparently] free stuff

Isn't that better? Now you don't have to worry about running the gauntlet with those who disagree the price on 'free'.

Nothing is ever free, there is always a price, a hook, a catch.

UK.gov joins Microsoft in fingering North Korea for WannaCry

Teiwaz

Whose to blame exactly?

used exploits created by and leaked from the US National Security Agency

Whoops!! No one for the west to blame but their own out of control agencies.....again....

Norks?

Clearly, brinksmanship at play. Too much heat generated by the magnifying glass pointed at the Russians, time to cool that one off a while...

Boss put chocolate cake on aircon controller, to stop people using it

Teiwaz

So, my first read....

Boss put chocolate cake on aircon controller, to stop people using it

Stop people using it?

Which? - The chocolate cake or the aircon?

WhatsApp? You still don't get EU privacy laws, that's WhatsApp

Teiwaz

Time watchdogs started getting serious and apply multi-billion dollar fines for obvious illegal tactics or deliberate ignorance of the law !

Well past time. An individual would certainly face potentially crippling fines or worse, for stepping outside 'the law'

Teiwaz

Re: Interesting

At least when you give companies money directly they have some incentive not to totally screw you.

Not enough 'incentive' to resist the lure of customers usage data, given that the majority of their customer base neither know nor worry about it,, having been 'domesticated' to the regular 'milking' and by now regard it as a necessary part of the process of 'chewing the cud'.

Companies seem to regard the right to slurp customer data as part of the payment for their product, whether or not the 'customer' is charged or just amicable cattle lured into a paddock.

UK.gov not quite done with e-cigs, announces launch of new inquiry

Teiwaz

Fiction is much more fun profitable than truth.

Teiwaz

Personally

I found it stupidly easy to mostly give up smoking using e-cigs. Gum, patches and therapy were sod all use in the preceding years.

As to e-cigs as a new habit - I find that hard to imagine, they deliver just about minimal craving relief, but no more.

Phone crypto shut FBI out of 7,000 devices, complains chief g-man

Teiwaz

Re: @Lee D Weak Logic

But regardless, we aren't leaving the ECHR.

May was once allegedly overheard commenting on her preference for not being in the ECHR though...

National Audit Office: We'll be in a world of pain with '90s border tech post-Brexit

Teiwaz
Joke

I was under the impression the brexit voting public wanted the UK as a cul de sac with a closed gate on the road in......because of plague terrorists furigners...

RE: Borders to that - should be a doddle...

Teiwaz

Re: Brexit?

I don't see much evidence of any border controls, other than some tedious theatricals to delay holidaymakers.

Hmm, that and almost the full weight of gov. paranoia because maybe you bought a few too many packs of fags

Your data will get hacked anyway so you might as well give up protecting it

Teiwaz

Re: Zombies at Halloween?

You forgot pumpkins - pretty sure they aren't celtic...if they were, there must have been a pumpkin famine in the 70's/80's in Ireland as I only ever saw them in Charlie Brown....

It's an 'underworld' festival - marking the retrograde cycle of the Wheel of the Year, which is generally associated with death and decay.

Teiwaz

Re: Strontium Dog

Strontium Dog

Someone explain why there isn't a blockbuster movie?

Proly because the Judge Dredd ones weren't massive hits....I suspect Dredd is considered the main 'celeb' of the magazine, and if he doesn't do that well, the others certainly aren't worth it.

Ubuntu 17.10: We're coming GNOME! Plenty that's Artful in Aardvark, with a few Wayland wails

Teiwaz

Re: Gun, meet foot.

Or for an alternative Display Server - look into Arcan

Teiwaz

Re: Nice

Use i3wm - give your mouse to your cat for a while!!

You can't find tech staff – wah, wah, wah. Start with your ridiculous job spec

Teiwaz

Could we have an article written by someone who doesn't think he's auditioning for a comedy scriptwriter job

Where would be the entertainment value in such an article? Besides which, humour is a good teacher.

IBM: We're now a, what's not losing money? Ah, a cognitive cloud champ!

Teiwaz

Re: Baton Rogue

Baton Rogue ?

A new Hentai superheroine?

Teiwaz

Cognitive Cloud Chim[

The first time I glanced over the title I thought they launched a "cognitive cloud chimp".

A/c - You're a marketing genius - that's what IBM needs, a cheery cartoon mascot.

No, the FCC can't shut down TV stations just because Donald Trump is mad at the news

Teiwaz
WTF?

Fake News award to shawnfromh

Hell you want fake

Yup, well done. That all reads as <b<fake</b> to me. You've listed no citations or sources at all for what reads totally like the worst example of vicious laundry gossip, seasoned with the worst type of insular american ignorance.

Teiwaz

Re: The film "Idiocracy"

The film "Idiocracy"

Is coming true, here and now. Scary

Not particularly scary, been watching the trend over the last ten years or more. Merely resigned to it at this stage.

Argh, my loafer just fell down the rope ladder! Yes, I'm in the Microsoft treehouse

Teiwaz

Re: "tree-based meeting spaces"

Edit: Wow - not even 30 seconds up and already the first downvote.

Granted, I'm often in dodgy taste. But I'm certain were one to post something like the solution reached in a legendary cafe in Rickmansworth (by a young woman named Fenchurch), you'd still garner at least one d/v from some threatened person.

Teiwaz

I remember trying to learn in wooden shack classrooms, where you spent the first class of the morning with hands in armpits until the heaters warmed the place up a bit..

I'm also convinced the tech 'garage' startups of the last half century could never have happened as often anywhere else but somewhere with clement weather like California.

So while this trendy meeting room thing might last a bit in such locations round the globe (until some other novelty comes along) , I doubt it'll be much more of a temporary novelty anywhere else.

Teiwaz

Re: The video

Am I old or do they look like teenagers? Are they teenagers?

No, just young, enthusiastic actors, probably straight out of stage school, just before rehab for whatever is popular on the drug front, it was probably this or a porn role...

Google isn't saying Microsoft security sucks but Chrome for Windows has its own antivirus

Teiwaz

Re: Chrome sucks

apple, Facebook, Microsoft, Yahoo

Well, obviously, although Microsoft and Google were singled out in the comment.

Who uses 'Yahoo'? Aren't they dead yet?

As to disconnecting, with gov offices all closing and going online only (and poorly), that option is fast disappearing.

Teiwaz

Re: Why would Chrome have the privileges required?

Is that really you? I smell a virus.

To be easy on typists having to type 'Microsoft' and getting 'Micorsoft' 'Microfit' 'Microsfoot' (not the most qwerty keyboard friendly name).

I think 'bloat' or slurp' is good saxon commentary.

Teiwaz

Re: Chrome sucks

People in glass houses throwing stones.

Out of both companies, the resident of the glass house is most certainly the user. Whether nosey strangers can just peer in or actually poke at you with a sharp stick, the 'benefactor' of the domicile (whether paid or not) can most certainly check out your nethers....

Remember how you said it was cool if your mobe network sold your name, number and location?

Teiwaz

You are the product, and you are being watched like a soap opera.

Google and the 'free in return for slurp' were the foot in the door.

Then some companies found they could get away with getting paid for the product and also get the usage and other personal data like it's a 20% extra free deal.

Now it's just a free for all - Governments are all at it, the regulatory bodies are mostly laughable or toothless or both plus a few more shades of useless.

If the phone buying masses ever become data aware, they'll be sims and broken phone screens in the streets...

Elon Musk says Harry Potter and Bob the Builder will get SpaceX flying to Mars

Teiwaz

Re: You could tell he was having fun

Down in the comments though... one girl Really wants to go to Venus.

Carson Napier fan?

(Carson is to Venus what John Carter is to Mars).

UK.gov: Who wants £25m... *cheers*... to trial 5G? *crickets chirping*

Teiwaz

Proud to announce the commencement of the 5th 5 Year Plan...

Pleased to announce the completion of 3G and 4G rollout is now 'within measurable distance of its end'.

Drone smacks commercial passenger plane in Canada

Teiwaz

Re: How is it different

Benefit of the doubt...

Maybe someone 'goosed' the pilot.

Twitter to be 'aggressive' enforcer of new, stronger rules

Teiwaz

Re: If they ever shut down Trump's account

The easy way to do it is to let him keep his account, but then turn on the mute for every other user in the world.

Works for me...

But that wouldn't stop 'evangelists' from retweeting and 'news agencies' from publishing.

A southsea island could disappear beneath the waves in a 'Atlantis level' incident and I'd not be surprised if the event was joint top news item with Trumpetings.

Sounds painful: Audio code bug lets users, apps get root on Linux

Teiwaz

Re: Many eyes!

Oh Carter, here we were thinking you might have something original to say. Maybe next time...

Hmm, high use of the 'Pron' term - possibly more often than Bender was known to say 'ass'.

Way more than 'chumpette' anyway.

Linus Torvalds lauds fuzzing for improving Linux security

Teiwaz

Re: Nice. bugged games nostalgia?

But of cause, the search space can be massive, so not always successful. Though it should find simple bugs that are often overlooked

I remember Match Day (on the Comodore 64) - used to see the top half of the goalie halfway down the pitch rather often - hard to overlook that bug.

Give us cash and think about the kids, UK tells Facebook and Twitter

Teiwaz

Re: How in the name of fuck can the YouTube Kids app get a free pass?

Have you seen what it's infested with? Link 1 and Link 2 if you haven't.

An awful lot of religious fanatic comments on the tails of those articles - Makes me think it's one of those agenda pushing sites.

Teiwaz

towards the end of secondary school I found Boxing and it changed my life

Yeesh, I only figured out the 'score' with schools toward the end as well - really wish I'd worked it out sooner.

I dunno, you might be a mild soul or from a civilised family and a quiet neighbourhood - but you still get dispatched to the jungle cross mini-prison for X number of years without a briefing on the roles or even a pamphlet.

I don't have kids either, but if I did, I'd be watching for signs of bullying and advise them of what I'd worked out earlier - 'cause my parents were oblivious - despite numerous signs.

Night out in London tonight: Beer, Reg and platform wars

Teiwaz

Re: We have been here before ...

Anyone who has read 16th and 17th century pamphlets dealing with religious differences must feel a sense of deja vu

Or just having grown up in Northern Ireland (or some of the urban areas of Scotland).

Microsoft is Putin a stop to Russian-sanctions-busting IT resellers

Teiwaz

Re: But if you wanted to weaken Russian computer security

surely you'd be more than happy to have them using Microsoft stuff?

Sure. And not merely for the alleged insecurity - It's easier than ever to kick the MS Windows habit - they might even chip in enough to get ReactOS more complete.