* Posts by Teiwaz

4136 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011

Dawn of The Planet of the Phablets in 2019 will see off smartphones

Teiwaz

Re: And

They'll all run from Windows Mobile!

Well, I would. Seems it's creator is frightened enough of it to forget P.R. and run from it every few years, leaving it to lurch down to the village unsupervised to assault the locals....

Teiwaz
Joke

Health Risk?

Huge, potentially razor thin (unless apple wise-up~) glass slabs in pockets.

How soon is some poor sod going to have to limp up to casualty with something i-shiney lodged in their trouserial region*.

* Also a risk for the (potential) skirt wearing members of the public too, but man-bags are still not popular enough to save lives by being less embarassing than the risk.

Basically, hint, hint to phone manufacturers. Something folding/clamshell/brick please, we're all bored of slabs. It's getting like a glassified version of the Flinstones...

Hey girl, what's that behind your Windows task bar? Looks like a hidden crypto-miner...

Teiwaz

Re: Finally, a reason to move the task bar

Yet the same trick works on Linux and everything else too.

+ Although proly not on a Tiling Wm.....

...well, not unless you've set your browser to Float all the time.

+ Many 'Linux Desktops these days have unmovable panels that nothing can hide under (Gnome, Unity).

+Then there are the hard-asses that have gone desktop comando (no pants, erm, panels whatsoever)....

Teiwaz

Re: I'm old school

I'm old school

Like chess-by-mail, I do the internet by correspondence.

I am currently waiting for a ping letter...

Read that as Cheese by mail

...If it sounds like a good idea, I've got dibs...*

'How are we on tilsit, red leicester, Venezualan beavers cheese'...

* Yes, the website will be playing bouzouki music

Teiwaz

Re: Finally, a reason to move the task bar

Traditional taskbar layout 'just doesn't look right' any orientation but horizontal (to me, anyway).

And I've been using 'Linux soley (home system anyway) for 18 years.

It's the clock and the system tray that don't look right mostly...

Microsoft to rebuild Redmond campus, including cricket pitch

Teiwaz

Re: A Cricket pitch?

When your CEO is obsessed with silly things, and enforce them upon the company with company money, it's tome to show him or her the door...

Or the Window[s].....

Teiwaz

A Cricket pitch?

Seriously?

Maybe not a great idea to make the CEO too comfortable, he'll be never leaving and keeping his urine in jars before you know it...

Teiwaz
Coat

Dollywood?

'cause of all the t*ts running around....*

* idiot 't*ts', not anything about totally IT capable persons of the female gender, whom I respect, yada yada....all persons in this non-image are over eighteen, cross fingers, sign of the cross, lucky clover, don't mention the scottish play etc.

Teiwaz

Re: Cheaper

Cheaper

Issue everyone with a hololens and make the whole thing virtual

You've just reminded me of the Intro to Syndicate Wars...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGvIrf86g4Y

...scary...

Lauri Love appeal: 'If he's dead, no victim's going to get anything'

Teiwaz

Re: Really?

"Fitzgerald also drew attention to the "inhuman" conditions in the two American jails Love is most likely to be sent to if extradited"

Has he ever seen the UK jails?

Inhuman is a nice way to describe the Ville or Brixton

Is anyone thinking of his family?

At least a UK jail would be considerably more visitable, even if they are barely modernised victorian shells.

Accused hacker Lauri Love's extradition appeal begins

Teiwaz

Would we pack a UK citizen off to some dodgy part of the world?

To face questionable justice and disproportionate punishment?

If 'No', why are we considering the U.S?

'Break up Google and Facebook if you ever want innovation again'

Teiwaz

Re: Andrew really hates Google

The big problem with innovation at the moment .....

This sounds close to excusing the current broken system, stacked as it is toward the rich...

From patent law manipulation to threats, industrial espionage to downright banditry in the preceding century or so. Whatever they think they could get away with, for some companies.

Large may or may not be happy with the current situation, but it's one corporations have certainly had a hand in forming - more than the individual anyway.

Doesn't help against other corporations though.

Teiwaz

Break up all large companies

Humans spent most of our history evolving in small tribal units - it's the social group style we are most human.

In large ones, we tend to more insect like behaviour.

Locust like, ravening on any discovered new resource in a gluttonous mass.

Methodical hive-like,striping one resource after another mechanically, first the cob, then the stalks, with the bulk of the 'royal honey' funnelled to the top.

hmm, maybe Quatermass the pit was right and we were seeded by insects from Mars after all.

IBM does what IBM does best: Raises the chopper again

Teiwaz

Re: We should stop patronizing a company that doesn't patronize us

Why shop at a company that is intent on destroying the UK and US IT industries?

Join a commune or drop out to some other alternative lifestyle, as all companies seem intent on exploiting any resource they can get their mandibles round.

US, Canadian and EU companies will happily continue to do business with the offshoring service companies, desperately trying to keep the sans pokerface hidden as they drool over the perceived IT savings, only to realise after a year or two their IT is degrading or systems knowledge is draining away like water from a leaky barrel. Bring IT back, rebuild, five or six years later repeat.

Tom Baker returns to finish shelved Doctor Who episodes penned by Douglas Adams

Teiwaz

Re: DNA

Adams ended up using elements of the plot in his novel Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, where Chronotis is a university professor who happens to be hundreds of years old

Also elements from 'City of Death', another DG Doctor Who story, which is also damn good (and has Lalla Ward dressed Parisian schoolgirl style).

Teiwaz

choosing their alias on earth to be Professor Chronotis.

It's been a while since I read either of the the DG books, but i seem to remember that was a variant of the Professors title at the University.

Regius Professor of Chronology

Also referred to as 'Reg' in the book.

Teiwaz

Re: DNA

I would have loved to read another Dirk Gently story. Or five.

Unfortunately the much lamented man in question got himself so stressed up over the writing lifestyle he needed a bath or five to chill out so they never happened.

Woosh!!, there goes another deadline...

What a guy!!

'So hip, he'd no problem keeping his bum on.'

China plots new Great Leap Forward: to IPv6

Teiwaz

Re: RFC 2460..

I get the impression that we will soon be trailing behind the Chinese in many areas... If we trail behind then in relation to the internet then will soon become relegated to second rate states.

Well, seeing the direction things are going, we'll be trailing in the space of everyday items connected and spying on us for gov anc corp or merely just spaffing our personal details to in full view.

In those, I don't mind trailing...*

Pokémon GO caused hundreds of deaths, increased crashes

Teiwaz

Re: I'm more interested

I would also be interested to see what happened afterwards. Did the statistcs level out once the craze had died down? Did overall accidents decrease?

If a high rate of accidents at the pokey holes continued could you really determine there was no correlation or that the really determined were still playing, increasingly oblivious, desperate for harder to obtain level ups.

Munich council finds €49.3m for Windows 10 embrace

Teiwaz

Re: Shush, you didn't here it from me....

"Except when they have to move to whatever follows on from ChromeOS/android (of course,"

Why on earth would they move to a cut down OS that has less functionality and worse security even than Linux?!

Why are they moving to a cut-down OS with worse security than Linux now?

Because, reasons....

Increased use of cloud (hey, not data on laptops left on buses, just concerns that admins leave barn doors open on the other end), it's trendy and cheap, all the users already use a version on their phones....It's not as if security is a prime concern now*

It's a future possibility....

* Reminds me of Mr Don & Mr George,

'Q: You're not worried about security then?'

A: 'I'm not worried about security now.'

Teiwaz

Shush, you didn't here it from me....

And no they won't be back. Close to no one is migrating to Linux on the desktop.

Except when they have to move to whatever follows on from ChromeOS/android (of course, it probably won't be Linux at the core by then).

Teiwaz

Doomed from the Start??

Had they not performed a software audit before starting the transition to Linux in 2003?

If so, they'd have known how many and what software was Windows only.

Granted, needs change, new tools come along and quickly become must haves, but I'm not sure that was the case here.

19 million euros to develop Limux, supposedly 10 million savings and now 49.3 million to go back to windoes...

Yup, seems like government IT (and there's me thinking the UK had a the patent on horribly fudged IT projects).

10 years of the Kindle and the curious incident of a dog in the day-time

Teiwaz

Mines a Sovos

Solid, moderately ugly, basic. Fairly good battery, good recharge time, even after 6/7 years.

If it'd landed on the poor doggie, it'd be a vets trip.

Abolish the Telly Tax? Fat chance, say MPs at non-binding debate

Teiwaz

Re: BBC programming exports your culture around the world

But look what that did to Dr Who....

They started to get more interest from the U.S, which led to more storylines set there, next thing you know it is almost identical to US tv. No excuse for that, ITC knew how to do it.

Teiwaz

Strangely the BBC does nothing to encourage right-wing comedians.

Of course there were right-wing comedians.

Went out of fashion during the 1980's. Partially from a tiredness of Mother-in-law jokes and other world views that were increasingly seen as unacceptable.

Also New Wave Comedy.

Python : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtuAtXQjn_k

'Water on Mars' re-classified as just 'sand on Mars'

Teiwaz

Re: Well, I see water on Mars.

Yes.

No peril in any of the Aria anime, just niceness (even very little fan service).

For reasons I've not worked out yet, all the Undines (gondiliere) names begin with 'A' (but then I've yet to read the original Manga).

Teiwaz

Well, I see water on Mars.

But then, I am currently watching Aria.....

....Calming....I'm free of the red mist for a while....

Stick to the script, kiddies: Some dos and don'ts for the workplace

Teiwaz

Re: Really useful article.

However I suspect Linux could be going that way; how else does one explain init scripts as being too difficult?

Init scripts are certainly easier than the systemd unit setups. Bash and JCL I can pump out in my sleep (oo-er!) but Systemd I keep having to refer to the docs.

Other than that, I don't have much issue with it, but then I use Arch at home.

Wizarding World of Harry Potter awaits Microsoft Office exam winners

Teiwaz

Re: MS Exams & Suffering

I suffered for my music, and now it's your turn. Neil Innes, Rutland Weekend Television

Hmm, WordPerfect on the other hand....

Fellow students were so impressed by Reveal codes to help remove the fractal and seemingly infinite embedded chaos that was sending their formatting haywire - the fact that it was a recognised IT course was depressing....

HPE CEO Meg Whitman QUITS, MAN! Neri to replace chief exec in Feb

Teiwaz

Re: Whitman did the right thing

If you don't like capitalism then become a communist and see where that gets you. I prefer to buy the shares and take the money. It's the real world, I too wish it was fair.

Now that's a classic 'eat cake' line....

Things didn't work out so well the last time it was used...

Phone fatigue takes hold: SIM-onlys now top UK market

Teiwaz

Re: A bit of common sense ...

Among Minbari, one individual leads, but we move as one. We are at our best when we move together, and we are at our worst when we move together. When our leader was killed by your people, we went mad together. We stayed mad for a very long time, a madness that almost consumed your world, until finally, before it was too late, we woke up together.

- Delenn - Ceremonies of light and Dark (Babylon 5)

Perhaps we've finally woken up too.

Linus Torvalds 'sorry' for swearing, blames popularity of Linux itself

Teiwaz

So drink wasn't involved then? - Drink isn't involved now!

[1] The (failed) American attempt to prohibit recreational consumption of alcohol because of the obvious benefit to overall public health.

I thought the (failed) American attempt to prohibit recreational consumption of alcohol was the result of a wave of puritan religious evangelical fervour.

Iran the numbers – and Persian internet is the cheapest in the world

Teiwaz

Re: Persian Internet

'down there'

Ah, you mean the tops of their feet, right?

Having seen the state of Arabic porn, I doubt any shaving is necessary.

Teiwaz
Coat

Persian Internet

Hmm, furry cat videos...and even furrier women???

No wonder it's cheaper, think of the savings on razors (on both sides of the sexual divide).

Baaa-d moooo-ve: Debian Linux depicts intimate cow-sheep action in ASCII artwork

Teiwaz
Joke

Re: Hmm

I wonder if there's a clue in the reactions of the linux users on here?

Wouldn't have happened even just ten years ago.

Too much influx into 'Linux by former Windows users, used to clicking through and accepting things without reading anything.

Teiwaz

Re: Closed: By Design

Ascii 'art' was funny for about 10 minutes in 91 when we still used VT52s.

Just 10 minutes???

Either you were more amused by jangling keys and the mobile over your crib

Or you have no sense of humour and creativity and would rather be staring at columns of numbers in Lotus 1-2-3, flickering at low resolution even during your lunch hour.

Most here at El Reg are grumpy and cynical, granted, but most have at least some sense of nostalgia.

Uber slapped with $9m fine for letting dodgy drivers pick up punters

Teiwaz

Is it 'cause

It's reputedly one of those 'young, relaxed cargo short wearing' California concerns why it's still trading after all this.

If it were based in Chicago with a cigar smoking underworld boss, Holywood would already be glorying up the tale with '30's stylings of when car sharing was free and dangerous for a couple of movies worth to tell the tale, if extremely loosely, how some star special agent took the entire racket down.

UK.gov 'could easily' flog 6m driver records to private firms this year

Teiwaz

Re: I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU!!

they could lose unencrypted copies of it on USB drives and laptops left on trains and in taxi's;

'Lose'?

I'm not sure I believe that anymore....the old switched briefcase, the envelope taped into a newspaper and casually left behind in a public bar. (yeah, I like all those 1960's spy TV series).

A USB or a laptop left on a train or a taxi.......? .in exchange for an envelope full of 'used twennies' left.

...breaks into 'Avenues and alleyways'

Cops jam a warrant into Apple to make it cough up Texas mass killer's iPhone, iCloud files

Teiwaz

Re: Wrong end of the crime?

but nut jobs that commit these crimes rarely commit them in a vacuum - unless its just they are a total nut job.

Granted, 'the phone didn't harm anyone; is a little puerile, but has a point on the 'nujob/total nutjob' front.

Merely because some terror attacks are group efforts doesn't mean all are networked affairs, social or otherwise.

People rarely commit them in a vacuum, yes, There is always some set of circumstances that set them off down the road, but often what drives them all the way there is a vacuum they create themselves. What Terry Pratchett referred to as 'spiralling inward' (Men at Arms).

However it does appear law enforcement are in the habit now of 'throwing an embarassing tantrum' in public every time it comes to the 'social media/contacts personal associations' checkbox of the investigation and they can't tick the box.

ICO probes universities accused of using private data to target donation campaigns

Teiwaz

Back before all the polytechs went Uni...

I went to one, then transferred to a Uni.

Teaching quality much better at non-Uni at the time.The Lecturers just didn't have time/weren't interested in undergrads.

US govt to use software to finger immigrants as potential crims? That's really dumb – boffins

Teiwaz

Fingering now is it?

Up 'til now it was just a feel up or a pat down for most when entering the land of the free.

And people think I'm a perv???

The Reg parts ways with imagineer and thought pathfinder Steve Bong

Teiwaz

Fake News

All in good fun, but that is how it starts.

One can still be pretentious while also being ironic

It's artificial! It's intelligent! It's in my home! And it's gone bonkers!

Teiwaz

Re: Sign me up for one

I was thinking along the lines of gas and electricity salespeople.......

You aren't allowed to gas electricity salespeople.

Or use gas and electricity on salespeople.

'Electric fence' the doorbell?

Teiwaz

Re: A lot of reference to wing-nuts

Reply Icon

Re: A lot of reference to wing-nuts

Not so flimsy.

Fun clip...

But that's a research prototype, hand crafted with love, dedication and high ideals.

Wait 'til the mass market version, when it's nothing more than a 'subsisted price' vehicle for the likes of Google and Amazon to track and influence spending.

Teiwaz

A lot of reference to wing-nuts

We all should have gathered by now that when the 'exciting' robot enhanced and assisted future finally arrives...

- It will be flimsy and plastic and scratch easily and yet be almost immediately smeared with fingerprints.

- Glued together mainly to prevent customer maintenance or investigation into just how many microphones and data gathering sensors are onboard tracking the customer.

- Be hailed by advertising and the sponsored reviews and fanboi cadre as the smartest yet, but still manage to be almost immediately frustrating and annoying.

'It's back to the drawing board...' Innocent axions found not guilty of dark matter crimes

Teiwaz
Coat

Axions were not axioms after all...

...Hey I'm not an academic...

I don't so much have a 'field of expertise' as a marshy bit at the bottom of the garden.

How about that time Russian military used a video game pic as proof of US aiding ISIS?

Teiwaz

Re: Jesus Toast

And what about all these Jesus pictures, images and toast ? Are they Fake News too ?

Wut?

People are seeing Jesus in toast?

Or is it just and advertising gimmick by the Turin margarine company?

Google says broader right to be forgotten is 'serious assault' on freedom

Teiwaz

Assault on Freedom??? Google??

Are they entirely without self-reflection?

What am I saying...they are a vampire company, largely parasitic.

Them and facebook.

What about the right to be free from being tracked across the internet (and the planet).

Yes, I took Putin's roubles to undermine Western democracy. This is my story

Teiwaz
Paris Hilton

Where is Susannah York?

Ludicrous...

But strangely believable.

Makes me feel either the entire world is mad or I've been on drugs since the mid-90's.

Q: Why are you running in the office? A: This is my password for El Reg

Teiwaz
Coat

What about the exception factor?

Will your phone still recognise your gait if you are masterbating while running for a bus?

You shouldn't masterbate while running for a bus, but if the bus is coming, and so are you...

(apologies to John Sparks for mangling that great Frank Hovis sketch from 'Absolutely')